>>682714892 >we killed osama bin laden >it happened in a remote third world town so no third party footage >oh there's no body we dumped it in the ocean >yeah we have a video, but nobody can ever see it
I, for one, am convinced that all major consipracy theories have not been oficially denied nor admitted by the government in order to drive the attention away from real problems, like constant tracking and data collection and increasing male infertfility
>>682714892 >Donald Trump was/is a liberal >Has no interest in being president, saw the campaign as a way to be in the spotlight nonstop >The more outrageous things he says, the more cameras are on him >He's going to get the GOP nomination and hand the election to Hillary >all you stupid hicks are gonna be so fucking rustled
We're being lied to about 9/11 >obvious reasons and intel friend
Elections aren't real, or have no bearing on actual politics.
Citizens of first world countries are being trolled into thinking they're enlightened and free even though they arent. They're a bunch of illiterate media junkies that are intentionally being distracted and influenced.
>Roman colosseum all over again, but throw in lenins marketing and crowd influence.
They aren't really conspiracys. Just reality. Murica needs to revolt and overthrow its government.
I've got one of them memory foam beds. I think it's listening.
When I'm blackouted, I bang a fat girl. And then she's not there the next day, but I know because there's a big dent there the next morning. That bed remembers! It's downloading my memories and my wife every night while I sleep.
OP, I'm scared.
Memory foam! No wonder you're having such a comfortable sleep, America.
We're going to drive these demon mattresses out into the square of every city and burn them! And those memories and spirits will be set free, like that movie about the ark of the covenant.
The bees have disappeared because they know shit is about to go down.
You know how a horse gets nervous before you take a semen sample?
So you have to talk real nice to him, rub its genitals, and then grab his member and crank the life out of it.
Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but the startling fact is that in the ancient texts of the Sumerians they talked about the Annunaki? Lizard beings set to descend from the sky!
This has been Mesopotamia, which is modern-day Iraq.
All those wars now make to make sense now, huh? It's not about oil!
It's about lizard people... hiding among us.
Here's what I know... You're a searcher... You seek truth... We won't be tricked! I'm leading a rebellion of stupid people. A goddamn rebellion, man! A real one, because we're the last hope. For the mankind, I mean. The smart people. The geniuses.
They've already been taken.
Big science is got 'em! Big pharma! Big soy! Big corn! These soy corn hauling assholes!
>>682719035 end gain is a massive increase in personal wealth
increased book sales, increased speaking fees, increased licensing fees for his name to be plastered on buildings or merchandise, etc.
it's the reason guys like mike huckabee are constantly throwing their hat in the ring when they have no chance at victory- it gives them a shit ton of free publicity and they can parlay that in to a massive increase in their personal wealth
The Earth is flat, and its boundaries are controlled by the illuminati.
9/11 never actually happened, it was a drug-induced hallucination fed to New Yorkers through the water supply and subsequently broadcasted through news outlets using doctored footage
Members of ISIS are actually from first world countries and came from an underground laboratory used to brainwash babies since birth into spreading the lie
Every President since Carter has been an android, starting with Reagan. They chose a real person at first to make sure the story was convincing and then abducted him during the late 70s and reverse brain imaged him into the android's CPU
Every major news/forum/social media on the Internet is a government creation except for 4chan, because it is outside of government control. This is because moot is an alien
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