Waifu claiming thread
Claim your waifu and discuss
Hello once more my love
Unbanned edition. Hell yeah Hand welcome back!
Hand-kun you're alive!
You came just too late to witness my emotional breakdown though
Hmmmmm a good poutine!
Do you know if someone delivers it?
Im wayy too lazy to take my car
Hmm do you have any ideas of something quick but tasty?
>fuckin' gonna be so lit
If Nep's there I can't refuse!
I have to come!
With this pic im really starting to lose it~
Heyy my dear friend! wassup?
Claiming the tiniest alan that could.
hunger and headache combo edition
Think I might try to go find something to consume, brb
Oh hey Alexhander. Assuming that isn't an impostor, though i doubt it given the file name. How's it going?
>If dubs, bans +1!
How will we manage that?
I got you fam
Sure does, it's extremely interesting. Besides gotta know stuff for my class.
Chill as can be. Some music and a little r&r. How about you?
Guess who's back.
>Best idol claimed
You can disagree, that is you prerogative, but I'll have to inform you that you are wrong. Sparklehorse produced five of the greatest albums of the last decade of the 20th and first decade of the 21st centuries.
>Interesting job and hobbies
>Pretty much indestructible
Best mage claimed~
>Going to sleep now, I love y'all~
Nigga please, I live in the other side of the province, how am I supposed to know? kek
Roast mai waifu
>(protip you can't)
Learn to breathe underwater, duh
>In 0x40 halloween special
Oh I'm waiting for you~
I'm really looking forward to it <3
You always get shocked like this~
I finally understand why she sometimes has 50 arms.
Yeah well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
I can't be arsed to put my name on anymore.
It's my opinion and it's also a fact.
Have explosive dreams
Heyo, beautiful. What you up to?
Heyo Kyouko, how goes it?
Hey, buddy. What's up?
>Slightly touches the smug
Thanks, buddy. How's the coffee?
Heyo, man. Doing much aside from lurking?
Oh, sorry that you had that. I hope you're feeling better, buddy.
Thanks, gold. Not sick I hope?
Heyo, memester. Week going well?
Glad to see you as well.
Begging for attention
You're honestly the most easily identifiable poster (when you post images) so it doesn't really matter.
It goes pretty good!
What about you?
It's a scary thought but she's her own person and you can't lock her in a cage either. She'll make mistakes but if you've raised her to be a bit tough she'll be fine
>tfw my sis became the popular beautiful tomboy in school
>secretly glowing with pride every time she drags me along
Yeah, you hit the nail on his head right there bro
I'll do my best to live up to your standards
Weren't you lurking this whole time?
i'm happy to see that you're still here btw
just basking in your glory.
Taking a break from A&P homework since I can finish the 50 questions later and wondering which gundam to buy next
Fremy a cute
It's/ b/ tho
got a cover of Fuwa Fuwa Time in the works B)
jk i dont have anything to record besides my shitty computer mic
my week is going pretty good actually
im thinking im going to go to bed in about 30 minutes
Nope. I was about to sleep but that can wait.
Where'd you get that from?
I'm very idiosyncratic in my posting style.
You're probably sick of the (You)'s.
I'm just glad you're back, even if it was only two days.
That sounds lewd, like a few orders of magnitude above wet dreams
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool.
Welcome back, Milinda
Well im home again for a little while
Gonna be right back at it in about 4 hours or so
It's okay, you can touch it. Glad to see you back. You must have fapped a lot.
Who preceded him as greatest musician then in your opinion?
>I finally understand why she sometimes has 50 arms.
So she doesn't need a surgical team. When performing even minor surgery doctors usually require several attendants to act as extra pairs of skilled hands.
Fran comes factory installed with them
Late night tonight huh froggo? Get some good sleeps
Thanks bro always down for new stuff!
>That's some good rap
What are you studying?
hahahaha fking kek!
I don't know maybe you knew!! Im desperate in need of poutine
This angle is really perfect!
Don't move i'll just have fun a little bit with your booty
Hope you don't mind~
Happy to see you here too ;^)
Thanks dude and i don't give a fuck what people say about nickelback. This is my all time favorite song by them and this reminds me of /waifu/ for some reasons
If Megumin is involved, that makes sense.
Wow, Tsuyu looks really cute in casual clothes...
Hi Froggo, and cya around~
Of the 80s and mid seventies? Alan Parsons and Eric Woolfson together. Before them Floyd, in the early 70s.
Hey friend. How are you?
How's it going?
You're new huh? Welcome to the thread!! Wanna talk about rokka to ease you into the thread?
Your the only one that ever notices me
But that okay your the only one i ever needed
The only true waifu
Nice to see you are still here
how are you guys
i just got some nice records in chicago today
Oh Shinoa, why you~
Don't be so greedy Aqua, we will have fun together~ <3
She is a qt as well. I love the story too, I've been Frantically reading it for hours.
Also she probably just borrows them.
Fitting bear placement.
Yup, mods = gods.
Glad to hear it, wonderful. Just relaxing with some friends on Skype right now, that's about it.
You up to much, beautiful?
Through some of it....I've been a bit busy though. You are feeling better right?
Damn, well I hope you sleep warm and well when you do, buddy. Glad your week's going well.
I mean you should get some sleep if you're tired, buddy.
>Where'd you get that from?
Just your nice hair.
Thanks, Ruri. Never exhausted from the (You)'s to ignore your wonderful self, hope your night's going well.
Nice, glad your night's going well. Also relaxing, can't complain, buddy. Thanks for asking.
>timidly touches smug
Glad to see you here as well, handsome. What you up to?
>Fapped a lot
Too sleepy but thanks senpai ur sweet, maybe another day when I'm not dozing while I post
Let me guess, she's shy, overexcitable and likes sweet things right?
Shit pile of stereotypes
Thank you, I like that name.
I'm going to sleep now.
Thanks for reminding me, gonna go get some now.
Whelp... it was pretty easy to avoid the ban and I was needing to go to sleep anyway when they handed it for me.
ok so ive nearly got Fude Pen ~Ball Pen~ down
All these people pouring in right after I have my emotional breakdown
Hello Curie, how are you?
I just broke down in tears on my floor for a few minutes so now I should be okay for at least a month or 2. lemme compile the whole thing for you. I'm sure it'll make a nice example of the general mindset of /waifu/
goodnight beautiful bubblegum
Shameless, lazy, and likes food things
But your rating can stay <3
Hope you're doing good!
Of course~ But you know that its too much for me when you bend over like that!
I just can't! It gets me all warm<3
Not bad, not bad
Thanks for asking :3
Oops, I misread your post. Glad to have you around!
Where are you off to so late? Work?
I got FsharpAsharpinfinity by godspeed you black emperor, in a gadda da vida by iron butterfly, triple yes lp, cat stevens numbers, and jethro tull songs from the wood.
Because I don't want any anons here fling rejected. This place is meant for everyone to interact and stuff. I usually see who posts the same waifu to see if they're new or not. If so, I chat with them even though you've been here for some time
My friend is from Chicago and he says that he irons his clothes just about every morning is there a reason? And what's the Chicago dogs like?
Uh ummm... so uhh.. yeah...
Show me more memes. I want to know more so I want be a normie
Awww night dude
Can I just bring some oxygen tanks?
Enjoy that break man. Do you collect Gundams?
No prob, Logic is absolutely based. Studying European history or more specifically SALT 1
Shit kill yourself
Yeah. I did help my friends sister move today. So its something.
Ni ni, see you soon hopefully
Sounds cool, I still need to listen to skinny fists and fa infinity. Collecting records seems really cool, I'm saving up right now from work to get a collection started
Hows life? Do you want to be strangled or need me to strangle someone else?
Glad you like it, buddy. Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
Hey buddy, what you up to?
Can never get enough, milk. Don't mention it.
I didn't really bother using a VPN, I'll take the ban fair and square. You up to much right now, man?
Wish I could be there to hug you, man. That sucks. I hope you're at least feeling better now.
Hand used to have a name? I completely forgot it if I ever did.
Yup! On days that I work my morning and night shift I end up working 6am to 11pm with maybe an hour or 2 between jobs
I dont come here enough i guess
And are you the shinoa that wants to be a corpsman or is that one of the others
hold up im hungry
you pranked me good dude
just getting some studying done
glad to see you unbanned
Claiming and lurking
Because everyone else is just shitposting
Whats up friend?
You have confused me good sir...
No problem friend. Glad to hear your doing good
Maki! How are you friend?
Ick, split shift? What are you doing?
And for fairness, I'm a programmer with a boring 9-5 schedule :^)
Night guys. I've got a class to fail in the morning.
I tried a couple of VPNs and none of them worked, 4chin could always recognize it was a proxy exit node.
Then I turned off router for 5 mins. and deleted browser cache and it worked lel. All you need is dynamic IP.
Yea im feeling really good, I don't remember the last time I was this happy. But am tired, im up for almost 24h and going to sleep soon.
How was life without /waifu/?
Fran not included in the shit rating.
Can't believe I never heard of him before! Thanks bro
Woahh nice! What do you plan do to later?
Don't try to lurk with me being around my little Rory!
i've gotten pretty good at strangling myself don't worry.
Life is good. Nice friendly conversation here, easy shit job, hand isn't banned, and school is done for now kinda.
What about you beautiful?
You're saying that like it isn't the norm.
What's satan got to do with anything?
Good night! Enjoy your fail.
Oh I can say the same thing about you, Aqua...
I am good. I played a world of tank battle and fucked the entire enemy team as a scout, it was awesome.
hello there. ive seen you before but what do I call you, now that I am coming here more often.
I am. nothing special is going on but nothing bad either, so im happy eith that.
no reason your friend is just weird i guess. I saw some dogs they were cute.
nice. it does eat a lot of money because some records can only be bouht new and thats expensive as fuck.
>implying opinions matter
Ahh, hello there, Rumia.
>Thanks for the (You), by the way. I already feel poplar!
I hope your night is going well so far!
You're too kind towards me, I'm grateful.
I guess you can tell people missed you, despite it being pretty damn obvious.
My schedule is as follows:
Morning job is a state group home
Mon - Fri 6am - 2pm
Nights: Starbucks. My schedule is like a regular retail one where the shifts are random but I set my availability to match my full time job.
Tuesday thru Friday: 4pm - 11pm
And i have Saturdays and Sundays off
i go by yuuko, gorgeous, autismo, cinnabon, bug eyes, or bugs'
Take your pick.
It's okay. Looking for something to do before I go to bed though. Probably a game, since programming is not appealing at the moment...
Then what are you waiting for?
>My body's moving by itself
Glad you're just doing fine!
Still studying for that drivers license and depressing over dropping out of college.
But I got really really happy today over something silly despite having an headache right now.
Oh look... my qt meguca is still here. Look out for a pink haired meguca, ask me for more details on skype tomorrow :^)
imma call you bugs. whats up doc?
thanks, I am too. its nice to not hate myself every once in a while.
I'm sure you'll do fine, handsome. Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
Damn, I need a dynamic IP like I need heart failure.
Damn, you must be pretty happy. I'm glad to hear it, man. You should sleep soon if you're tired, hope you sleep warm and well.
Was bored, nice conversing with y'all again. Thanks for asking.
Eh, you deserve it if I'm honest. I enjoy your company very much.
Glad to see you still posting as usual, buddy. Hope you get it done quickly so you can relax.
Pretty relaxed at the moment. You?
You're in for a treat then. Do you mean plan to do as in studies or in general?
HNNNNNNNN damn shadows
a a a a a a a a a a a a
Bought my first and built him. Took hours bit time went by fast and pic
Nice. Even though this happened on Monday, this bitch got caught cheating on the exam. We all turned out head because siri said something about medulla oblongata to the only girl in the back
That's iowa anon now and I'm the corpsman shinoa
Ummm.. pic? I guess?
dude said it was a Chicago thing and I meant hotdogs kek
Welcome back. What you do?
Also, I return with deviled egg potato salad. bought from safeway so hopefully I don't die
Wonderful news, what made you so happy this evening?
a forth person hung themselves at my school.
>Damn, I need a dynamic IP like I need heart failure.
Aha its pretty sweet too if you need to vote on random sites or something.
>You should sleep soon if you're tired, hope you
You are right, its 5:30am here... I will just go for a snack then do a final claim on next thread.
started one of these threads
got banned for three days from every board
that shits terrible
>not hate myself
Yeah its always a good start when you're not hating yourself after waking up
Yeah im looking for his stuff on YouTube and im having a blast! Hmmm in general!
Its time for the lewds! Why don't you join me my booty friend with blue hair?
>I know you like it
Heyy im kinda new to posting...How can you get ban?
I can't live without my bros its like a curse!
Sounds fun... kek
Im just glad to be home from work. My first day back since my grandma died... It was honestly a really good distraction
Your never gonna let this die, are you?
kek for days
Its so quiet in my house little sounds are freaking me out.
I'm kind of busy right now so I can't really follow the thread that much.
>I'll see you in one hour or so if you're still here <3
Well it's always because of "pics" :3