Drawthread: Scrambled Eggs Edition
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Drawthread: Scrambled Eggs Edition
Cardbro here!
@The Gentleman: Sure you can! What is your name?
for the anon who wanted me to FUCK A BEE
>>682712146
you evil
>kinda heavy anon, you okay?
No. Thanks for asking tho.
>>682711790
I shouldn't have laughed
but i did....
requests?
>>682712193
One piece swimsuit ~~
P l s
>>682712142
Doorman and here have this ref I drew up for it
>>682712146
I thought that character was female.
>>682711585
>Lol, are you a huge nerd or what?
T-there's nothing nerdy about what I said.
Thanks though..
>>682711762
>then get fuked, you nerd
I-I'm not-.....
>>682712193
>you evil
it's called revenge sweetheart
>>682712146
oh fuck that's some hot shit right there!! draw more
>>682712264
Bane conned into starring in a firefighters "manly" calendar.
so um
lets try this again
requests !!
>>682712146
thank you moku i love you
>>682712462
How come you turn Asian when you get sick?
>>682712564
draw clown but not scary
>>682712264
scuba trinket coming across a hunky merman
>>682712264
>pickin on me for linkin wrong posts when she drops her pic
>it's irrelevant anyway cause new thread
>gonna post smug face anyway
takin requests, for realsies
>>682712366
Oh wow, that looks cool, Doorman! Thank you!
>>682712564
Found this in my folder, draw something like this
>>682710858
>it's morning where you are?
No it's just late
>>682711162
>lewd or not lewd cat girls doing stuff a with baby bottle
how about a cute catgirl?
>>682712264
trinket showing her butthole and vag in this pose
>>682712484
I'll get my revenge
>>682712462
Only nerds get sick from the weather, you big nerd~~
>>682712564
show your butt and pussy
>>682712742
draw lewds of your choice
>>682712813
Of coarse! thanks for including me Anon.
Cardbro here with an update! This will be in deck #1.
@Soren: I can only use one of your drawings for the project, please forgive me. ;__;
http://youtu.be/OWz00tNb2IU
>>682712488
>draw more
alright, im unsure of the position of the pussy on a bee
>>682712368
lol sorry
>>682712591
i love you too
>>682712898
suuuure you will.
>>682713146
I saw you around here before, I like your classy, gentlemanly deliveries! Here's me in my classy getup, BTW.
>>682712846
so cute thank you~
>>682713376
I didn't draw this. My close friend drew it for me. It's based off of the ultra-rare Gentleman Wizard skin in the game Realm of the Mad God (which I actually own)!
>>682713246
Become an dark souls style demon.
>>682713376
what the fuck is up with that pocket watch
>>682713185
NIGGERS
>>682713602
what the fuck is up with anything in that image
I'm bored and horny, please draw a bagel.
>>682712654
Don't feel like opening my eyes too much
>>682712972
Sounds like you wanna fight
taking some requests
>>682713114
I do, after I pay myself
though I don't post 'em anywhere
Reposting the last update I made in the previous thread! This will be in deck #2.
Something happened to me today.
>Be me
>17 year old who looks older she to my sleep deprivation
>At mall with 2 friends, smoking and such
>Random 14 year old 2/10 walks up to us
>"Do you guys have a cig I could use?"
"Aren't you a little young?"
>irony.jpg
>turns out this little girl is 26 years old, we even checked her ID
>we give her a cigarette and I light it for her
>we all talk for about 20 mins or so before she asks me, out of all of my friends..
>"You're handsome, wanna go out?"
>my inner dickhead awoke
"No."
>She walks away sad and I feel like shit
Did I make the right choice? I feel like shit but my inner dickhead is just nodding in approval.
Request pls.
Just finished this today.
>>682714007
Due*
>>682713659
i have no fucking clue but the pocket watch is just fuckin horribly drawn
>>682713555
amazing trips but i dont think i can do that.
I'm not kahl buddy.
>>682714007
>17 years old
>4chan
mods!!!!!
>>682714007
R I P
>>682714208
I'm am sad person.
>>682713480
>My close friend drew it for me
beat him
>>682714326
Like the mods give a shit. There is possibly an 8 year old reading some other thread right now and no one would know, and you're choosing to tattle on me, who's 1 year younger. Nice priorities faggalot
>>682714007
You could just... say that you have something important to do that day
>>682714007
>17
See you in a year
>>682714007
no you did good now draw some dicks and some boobers
>but I don't really feeeel like it
hey thread
taking sfw requests
>>682714620
Still underage b& son
>>682713185
cardbro! I present you king mothbro.
Its not great, i don't often colour.. But is this ok? can you work with this?
>>682713811
Sounds like you're a sick nerd
>>682713246
>im unsure of the position of the pussy on a bee
it's right here
>>682714663
draw a apple fish with boobers
>>682712528
eh
>>682714719
What is with you self pretentious dick heads who think you're doing anyone a favor for getting someone banned when they've done 1 thing wrong that isn't even that bad
hello anons
>>682714430
n no dont be sad
what can i do for u
>>682714844
so handsome <3
>>682714908
The shit is that?
>>682714916
ref?
or do you mean like a literal apple with gills and shit and tiddies?
>>682714908
nice...
>>682713376
I like your style.
>>682713480
and amazing work! looks good!
This is an avatarfag thread, not a Drawfag thread. Guise why?
>>682715136
bee vag
>>682714620
ye but you're out there man, the 8 year old didn't go ahead and say he was underage in a thread
>>682715409
niggah. drawthread means things are drawn in it.
>>682715136
thats a bee cooter.
>>682715007
hi pls this
>>682715409
this>>682715608
also because not enough requests
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
>>682714844
Imma get to work on it now, Mothbro! Update time! This will be in deck #2.
>>682715525
And how do you know I'm not lying? I could be 45 and trying to trick someone into comin into mah van
>>682714007
Nice blogpost.
>>682715369
At least SOME people have good taste, Dooman buddy. Sometimes, it's tough being classy. You always have to deal with the riffraff, know what I mean? :)
>>682715763
why would you lie about being underaged on a website where fuckin being underaged is a bannable offense
>>682715017
Well....you could do the succ...
>>682715136
an abdomen you uncultured meatbag
>>682715297
i hoped you learned something today
Hello Thread.
Landrs is fighting in the tournament.
scribblechan.com/sc/arena/res/6298.html
>>682715297
What's up moku.
>>682715409
Drawfagging is because we wait for requests.
Except for swordbro. He can only drawfag.
>>682715267
this is a mango shark but it has no boobers, the apple fish looks similar but she has boobers
>>682713811
i want to know what you're doing with all those screenshots
>>682712674
>>682712892
eh. iv lost all drive.
guess ill go work on that essay i need to get done...
dont look at me like that you fuggen chungler.
>>682716129
that's right, the tournament is today
>>682715409
requesting a shitposting dweeb
>>682715763
I doubt mods would care even if you were.
>>682716077
I don't know, I honestly don't give a shit. Just tryin to have fun until I'm either banned or the thread 404's
>>682714925
Marvelous. We've got 11 more months to go.
More firefighter model drawfags requested
requests?
please
>>682714908
>>682716125
kahl knows all
>>682716420
good luck finding male OC,s....
>>682716125
i sure did. where's the anus tho
are u feeling better today?
>>682716129
sup helmet
>>682716538
Firefighter calendar model. Do it NAO.
taking requests
>>682714879
Look.
>>682716175
Hold onto em
>>682716396
uh okay
>>682715746
jolly good. just crop/edit it however you want to make it fit. Thanks bro
>>682716149
gotcha.
it would be nice to have one request
>>682716639
of which goober?
murph or beanie boy?
>>682716125
I'm not that into Bee flesh-pockets to be honest. I'm more of a shark guy
>>682716751
Draw Gretchen
>>682716751
requesting something motivational
>>682715746
Thank you for including me
>>682715409
Standards are freakishly lowered on /b/ so we attract a ton of useless artists.
>>682716314
>>682716129
>>682715608
>>682715731
I didn't mean to offend friends.
Am sorry.
>>682716273
meanie!!
>>682712742
dont look at me like that you fuggen chungler.
>>682716641
draw hips being sick and throwing up and shitting everywhere
>>682716129
>Drawfagging
*Avatarfagging.
>>682716925
capybara, they exude harmony
>>682716865
I think people are ok for the most part. It's nice to see traditional fags like>>682714102 who are actually pretty good.
I've seen you on a few times. Wish you got on more.
>>682716782
Murph.
>>682716751
Request you draw this guy
>>682712366
>>682716751
Requesting you playing golf, Hannia!
>>682716865
Who do you consider to be a useful drawfag?
>>682717255
Whaddya think, Nim? :3
This will be in deck #1.
>>682716572
Kahl only knows bugs
Pretty much a dumbass at everything else
>>682716631
>i sure did. where's the anus tho
shoot kahl forgot, just pretend it's above the poosi
>are u feeling better today?
lil' bit
>>682716785
>I'm more of a shark guy
the kind that looks like blue humans with tails and sharp teeth or borderline feral sharks with a feminine body
ANDY FUCKING POST YOU NERD.
hey drawfags,
i got a challenge for you,
make something with this pose
>>682717266
Diamond in the rough mon ami.
>>682716674
No problem! There's no need for me to further edit it. It looks fine as is. :)
>>682717255
it's beautiful!!
thanks for the draw nim, I think if you feed them some meat then they will go back to sleep
>>682716129
swordbro's done requests before
>>682717637
Super duper
>>682717255
I don't know how to feel about this one.
>>682717449
>some nameless newfag with le edgy picture
oh, great
>>682717464
Kahl do you study the form of insects?
its interesting.
>>682717559
the one on the right looks stiff as fuck, jesus.
>>682717208
Oops, I was too busy typing.
I'm probably going to head, and do an actual drawing with my real avatar. I may post it up if I'm proud of what I did.
>>682717464
Borderline sharks dude. I love me some shark.
>>682717266
>>682717568
Thank you ;-;
>>682717799
>Kahl do you study the form of insects?
Basic knowlage
human anatomy is more important to study
>>682718039
+respect
>>682717277
sure
>>682717449
nice, i might change it later in time... can never settle with something..
>>682717663
they so crazaayyy
>>682717740
feed them
>>682714986
Its bad cause underage fuckboi, ya like cock fuckboi?
>>682712816
mmmk
>>682712656
maybe
>>682712998
well that was straight forward
>>682716751
marry me.
>>682718119
I don't have any fish. I would of I did though, and I kinda need my hands
>>682716641
>Look.
Ohh?~~~
>>682717464
im happy to hear that.
you taking requests tonight?
>>682718527
>>682717464
also, ref of kahl please?
new computer... and artrage is $50.
>>682716641
it makes me nervous when you hoard pictures of my child
>>682718709
just pirate manga studio or SAI
do it man
do it
>>682714916
this was a weird one, yet still interesting.
I oddly enjoyed this.
>>682718291
THICK
H
I
C
K
>>682718911
>dropped the image like it was hot.
>>682718527
>you taking requests tonight?
nah was just dropping by
also this ref is a bit old
note to self: make a new ref
>>682717350
finally
thank you anon
here it is
>>682716865
>so we attract a ton of useless artists
nothing here regardless is ever going to be useful
>>682719006
Hehe
What if Kahl's last name is just "Beetle"
O-or is it?
>>682719006
alright. have a good day/night!
>>682719272
Last name is 'Tau
>>682719363
Likewise, buddy
any other simple request?
>>682718903
id just pirate AR then though, do you have to pay for sai though?
>>682719511
afaik SAI has a demo version, but you have to pay when that's up.
>>682719511
yes
>>682719210
That is subjective.
>>682719511
Nope. http://theultimatefailure.deviantart.com/art/Free-Painttool-sai-crack-download-455564454
>>682719679
when will anything produced here ever be useful
Ive only got a pencil and a notepad, but ill try to draw something. Be warned, im not an artist.
>>682718974
I like it, thanks for that wonderful draw
>>682719032
Requesting you doing a sexy pose emphasizing the buttocks in shorts and tank top
>>682719032
Thank you, Hannia! And hey, sorry I irritated you about the playing cards.
>>682719768
It's subjective.
>>682719768
there was at least two different game projects, but typical drawthread behavior means they just get tossed to the void after concept sketches written on napkins516
Update time! This one took a while to finish. Had to remove the grey area under the pedestal. This will be in deck #2!
>>682719768>>682720096
oh yeah, and swordbro became a meme during that time
>>682719768
This thread is being used. Therefore it's purpose is being fulfilled. It has been useful.
>>682720288
The thread wasnt the main focal point of the subject.
>>682720206
noiiiiice
>>682716420
for funsies
>>682718425
We're gonna fight.
>>682718729
You don't love your child enough
>>682712656
honk honk
>>682718949
ye
....
>>682720530
>>682716865
>trying to talk sense into /soc/ retards masquerading as drawfags
take solace in the fact that every other draw thread and board in existence laughs at them when they dare use the title drawfag. its like when kids say they are smarter than adults, you just have to laugh to yourself and let them carry on being retarded fuck ups.
>>682721345
Well, except for /i/.
It's like this place but slower.
>>682721345
>every other drawthread...laughs at them
Who gives a shit though really? People should only do this for themselves
>>682721345
>Citation needed
>>682720975
Oh, this will be interesting.
Let's see what you are made of... nerd.
>>682721706
Nool
>>682721706
Yeah, this "anon" always comes in here and says shit like this to stir up shit. It's best to just ignore him since he doesn't actually care about thread quality anyway.
>>682721345
>every other draw thread and board in existence laughs at them
every board in general laughs at /b/
>when they dare use the title drawfag
oh boy it's this argument again
opinion instantly discarded
>>682721069
I made you less intimidating,
i hope you don't mind
Phew! Here is a grand update on the standings of the playing card decks!
Deck #1
Aces - Galaxy Rider (uncontacted)
Kings - Kahl
Queens - Dako
Jacks - Skittles
10's - Nuclear
9's - Dermino (uncontacted)
8's - Tates
7's - Soren
6's - Mundy
5's - Nim
4's - Rubie
3's - Magik
2's - Cian (unfinished)
Jokers - Pin (unfinished)
Deck #2
Aces - Sidhe
Kings - Mothbro
Queens - Rubie
Jacks - Trinket
10's - Babushka (unfinished)
9's -
8's -
7's - Doorman
6's - Shadow
5's -
4's - Carver
3's -
2's - Nelsha
Jokers - Swordbro
I still need to include Duke, Poxzi, Meep & the Raccoon Girl in here.
>>682721827
Who? That's also not a citation.
>>682721843
Obviously, I just wanted to see if he had actual proof.
>>682721706
Seriously? Have any of these "drawfags" try this shit in any other drawthreads and see the shit they will get.
>>682721069
male or female?
either way, can i get sum fuk?
I've started using the app Ibis paint for my drawing edits now, I think it's better than photoshop
>>682722115
well shit, that's all of the spaces taken up
gj anon
>>682722207
And then someone says they got an appreciative thanks
and then you say "oh they were just being nice" like you know anything
We've seen this entire argument before, start to finish, several times. Fuck off
>>682722207
Still not a citation of other boards laughing at people calling themselves drawfags.
>>682722178
nool came in the other day and cried that when he went into another draw thread and drew something the person was offended. nool is also a better artist than most of the newbies put together and at least draws something other than his avatar constantly and it was till laughed out of the place. the guy who requested it was rightfully offended.
this is so strange, and the cursor is disgusting.
small requests?
>>682722400
>nool is also a better artist than most of the newbies put together
Just who are you including in this?
>>682722251
>I think it's better than photoshop
Oh? How so?
>>682722448
can i /r/ a hug?
>>682719983
>>682722400
>nool is also a better artist than most of the newbies put together
>>682722350
Well, hopefully I can get in touch with Dermino & Galaxy Rider soon! I also need to contact Meep for a better ref pic. Otherwise, some slots will open up. :)
>>682722448
I request you care for this child.
>>682722448
Itty bitty titty Nim
>>682722473
swordbro
kat
avvi
raindick
milk
helmet
chris
>>682721442
yes thank you that's how I pictured it, explosive diarrhea edit?
>>682722668
who do you NOT want in the card decks?
>>682722764
I think you know the answer to that one.
>>682722400
One isolated incident doesn't mean they're all like that. Salty people are everywhere, you will run into people who are unappreciative all the time, and that anon may have high standards like most of the people here who try and improve the "quality" of threads by just telling people they're shit, and expecting it to do something.
>>682722437
you can disable it.
go into window and enable dot cursor and if you want, disable cursor show brush size.
>>682722710
avvi, ranzick and chris aren't new
>>682722764
You
>>682722846
chris is an obvious answer
anyone else?
>>682722846
Please do tell.
>>682722943
>>682722874
chris and avvi are new to me even if they are a few years old.
>>682722448
newborn puppy nim pls
>>682721923
....
>>682722972
literally everything you say on this matter is some arbitrary judgement you're trying to enforce on the thread
>>682722972
>My oldfag status makes them young
>>682722990
thank you!
>>682721804
nah it's not fun to speed fuck fighting poses. You win
>>682722722
anon u a freak
>>682720975
Noice. Tanks.
request?
>>682722681
sorry anon, I aint no care taker
>>682722869
ty homie
>>682722394
Most likely because those here are smart enough to not step outside of their safe space.
>>682722864
or it could have been despite nools best efforts his abilities are in fact, shit. the guy was offended because putting out garbage fucked him out of a better quality delivery from a real drawfag and there is a minimum quality level people are expecting outside of /b/. which goes to say this is more of a /soc/ centric on drama and fighting because it's the only thing you guys can produce. no one else wants what you guys provide other than other /soc/ losers here for the wrong reasons.
>trying to turn me against my friend
no
>>682712998
sorry this sucked
>>682723653
Maybe you should stop being a retard and just leave if you hate it so much, since your constant tantrums in thread aren't going to change shit
>>682722695
so small
>>682723160
>You win
Nonsense! I will wait till the day you get better, so we can settle this correctly!
So in the mean time, eat some soup and get plenty of rest.... ᶰᵉʳᵈ
>>682723781
i wasn't the one that started it, there are two of us at least and maybe you should go to /soc/ or flockdraw if you want to shit doodle and not the asshole of the internet that is /b/.
>>682723721
requests btw
>>682722563
Success! Thank you.
>>682712462
To get an accurate temperature, shobe the thermometer in your ass.
>>682723903
shit gets posted on shit boards
go cry more
one last simple request?
>>682722474
Well I think it's better in my case, I'm not saying everyone should use it, I just find it better than photoshop. 1: it's mobile and I don't have a personal computer. 2: it's free 3: just like photoshop I can edit my drawings and make them look less like shit
>>682723903
>no U just leave ;;;;-;;;;
You're forgetting that you're in the minority here. The fact that threads are like this proves that much.
>>682724021
im saying that you guys don't draw for drawings sake but to socialize on a forced anon board, did you really expect people not to be hostile to you? especially on /b/? you try to justify it but you are infact all shit that should probably go back to being under anon and leaving.
>>682724096
y-yeah, well
go to /soc/ you FAG XDXDXD
>>682723440
Eat it. Cats like seafood, right?
>>682724084
break fast.
>>682724192
>im saying that you guys don't draw for drawings sake
i see a lot of people doing that, you dickhead
>>682722218
....
>>682724315
Yeah, I'm done with this guy. All he does is make sweeping generalizations and ignore anything contrary to his arguments. He's obviously just a shitty troll
>>682724192
Can you like, fuck off and go to your edgy "animal hate" threads or something?
>Anon complain about /b/ drawthread quality instead of go to another board to request his stuff
Oh, boy. never change c:
>>682724529
why would i request shit from not drawfags?
>>682724529
>fishbone comes into thread arguing with anon
Pls never change.
>>682722983
babbys
>>682724259
>cat
>>682724529
>quotes you post
complaint about how this board should change to fit needs
calls you fag
>>682724629
>not drawfags
OH HERE WE GO AGAIN
>>682724629
>man /b/ drawthreads are shit
>then go to another board
>haha why would i do that
christ
>>682723160
lel btw I hope you get better
>>682724315
But not really???
There are some drawfags who only draw to socialize.
>>682724084
draw me a ghost girl trying to scare a atheist
lewd edition
>>682724907
kek
>>682724436
what's your favorite colour?
Taking a request...
>>682724971
exactly, some of you are alright. most of you aren't however and are pure rot to these threads.
>>682723721
oh I like your butthole it's very cute, thanks for drawing that
>>682722764
Me.
>>682724192
>You can't draw because the other threads have better artists.
Then go to the other threads. The Draw threads on /b/ seem to be helping people improve. In the month or two I've been a drawfag I've seen improvement in almost everyone. The people who can draw well almost seem welcoming of the worse artists, or just ignore them.
TL:DR
You're not the most important person on the internet, what you dislike doesn't need to change necessarily.
>>682725104
can i /r/ a cute dragon?
>>682724629
>instead of go to another board to request his stuff
You just prove my point here
>>682724701
Sometime fam, sometime
>>682724971
>There are some drawfags who only draw to socialize.
People actually do this?
>Anon has been dancing the same 3 step dance trying to cause drama
>Gets btfo each time
>>682725177
i'm really glad you like it friend~
>>682725104
Hello, TriGoat! Did you check your e-mail recently?
>>682725341
No, he just wants to give himself a foothold to bitch. The socializing only comes because the drawfags wait for requests.
>>682725341
Like, 4 of them. Most draw requests and socialize while doing it.
Nobody wants to take care of this poor baby?
>>682724629
>not drawfags
>drawfags from other boards will laugh /b/'s shit scribblers out
then what is........a drawfag.....?
>>682725260
I never said you were excluded. But it's OK if you're not interested.
>>682725345
>large group of shit NOT drawfags here to socialize all day
>declaring they have won because they are the loudest group of retards here
>we win because we are in an echo chamber of shit
>>682725637
I feel like is going to eat my soul while i'm sleeping
>>682725705
>using outdated kat gif
>>682725276
Sure. One sec...
>>682725400
I have not.
I will now...
>>682725705
>declaring that you didn't lose because you have a picture of 3 similar looking avatars
KEK
This is chrishop-tier arguing
>>682725705
It's amazing the sheer stupidity of some of these anons, I tell ya.
>>682724762
cutie :3 thank you nim
>>682725847
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING SHIT
thanks for the laugh though, best thing out of these threads in a long time.
>>682725658
What, no I was joking. If you gain an open space anytime soon tell me though. I'll put some work into a drawing for it.
>>682725640
that wasnt the image i drew
>>682725260
>Draw threads on /b/ seem to be helping people improve.
>/b/ draw threads
>helping people improve
Like fucking who?
>>682724265
me tomorrow morning
>>682725260
>In the month or two I've been a drawfag I've seen improvement in almost everyone.
Name a few, and how they've improved please.
>>682725763
He cant help the way he looks.. yet.
>>682725988
Who are you, friend?
>>682726066
avvi
>>682726001
they are fucking delirious, i not even going after the low hanging fruit like that. they are only fooling themselves.
>>682726001
Me.
