ITT we're all at the same funeral
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ITT we're all at the same funeral
>>682711673
wheres the penis inspection official?
>"we are gathered here today to remember the life of op."
We are gatheres here today, not to mourn, but to celebrate, the life our our dear friend moot
Shit I forgot to press and hold X, I hope no one noticed!
>>682711925
We remember him before he became a bit of a fag.
>>682712116
We wouldn't have if you didn't tell us.
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ALLAHU ACKBAR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
Listen guys, this dead guy isn't really dead, alright? The CIA just WANTS you to BELIEVE that he's dead, mmkay? This is the guy that covered up the fact that OP is a massive faggot.
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>>682711673
START THE GENERATOR
~bzzzzt~
LOOK AT 'EM DANCE FOLKS, ALMOST LIKE HE WAS STILL HERE
O shit waddup
>>682711673
I want to fuck that bitch next to the lying-book-man.
i love masturbating to women sneezing, it is so sexy.. i get hard every time i hear someone sneeze. i grab them, rape them, and force them to sneeze on my cock. mmm, yes.
It's okay i'll respawn at the bonfire and invade someone.
Why is it always raining at a funeral?
>>682711673
Hey guys you wanna come to my car and take a puff? I got some medical marijuana.
>>682714026
Sounds great
Must say I'm a tad disappointed. I was hoping for a good old fashioned burning like the vikings did.
RIP Moot
>>682711673
IVE NEV ER LIKED ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS AMD ITS MY TIME TO LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A PIECE OF SHIT YOU ALL ARE
IM GLAD IM FUCKING DEAD SO I DONT HAVE TO SE YOUR GODDAMN PATHETIC FUCKING FACES ANYMORE OR HEAR YOUR SHIT SPEWING MOUTHS
FAGGGGGOOOOTTTTTSSSS
Today we mourn the departure of OP. Not only did he an hero but the selfish fucker didn't livestream it.
>>682713051
and i get hard even in public sometimes when i see a women welling up about to cry with her face turning red and tears forming in her eyes....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yeah
>>682711673
Today we gather for anon an hero, they really had no real purpose in life; except to bring
entertainment with their death.
>>682711673
>turns back to crowd
>walks up to casket
>back still turned to crowd
>pull out dick
>engage stealth fap
>pretend to weep
>shed glorious penis tears all over op's face
he just didnt look right without a fresh load of cum on his face.
>>682716356
I'm sure it's what he would have wanted.
And now we shall sing hymn number 12 - My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard.
>>682711673
He didn't even praise the sun
>>682711673
/thread
"Hey, isn't there usually food at funerals or something, wheres that at anon?"