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State you're job, salary, and age

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75/hr
>37
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>>682711074
4chan mod
$0
45
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>Taco Johns Fryer
>7.75
>16
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>>682711074
Chef at Wendy's
$17.85 an hour
26
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>>682711074
Buyer/inventory management/planner
~$26/hour, time and a half hourly overtime with no limit and guaranteed 40 hour work week.
23 years old
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Unemployed
$9/hour
38
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Grad Student
27,000 salary
26
>>
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>IT @ American University
>36K/year
>23
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Elevator mechanic
42 / hr
35
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Tutor 24 40$/hour
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>>682712240
For you plebs, that's $49920 before any overtime or other benefits.
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>Data Analyst (fancy way of saying I put shit into the computer and make stuff happen
> 19.85$/hr
25
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I'm a 6'3'' chef at Wendy's with a 8 inch cock making over $120,000 a year
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Work at my families music store also made the website and handle all the shipping. Learning to make instruments.
10$
25
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>>682711074
full time med student and full time employed ~44K year working myself into early dementia or insanity with school and shit.....
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Paralegal
$18.50/hr
35
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>>682711074
>you're job
And that's why you work at Wendy's.
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>>682713042
Are you one of those mythical IUEC guys?
>Union Pipefitter/Welder Apprentice
>37/hr + full benefits
>22
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Dynamometer operator
17/hr
40hrs
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>>682711074
> Senior programmer
> $80/hr
> 28
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Lockheed Aerospace Engineer
~$111,900
37

Hi
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Airline Pilot

60k

27
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>Wendy's(whatever they put me on that day)
>$10/hr
>20
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Petroleum Engineer
28
$83.71 a hour
~$180,000 a year
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>>682711074
Electrical Engineer
$33/hr
25
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> lead software engineer
> $220k/yr
> 24
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Chef at Wendy's
$25.69 an hour
18
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>>682714250
not very impressive fam...know four guys that do the same shit for a living....

>>682714227
interesting
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>>682711074

> Temp clerk for a liquor store in a controlled alcohol state
> 8.75/hr
> 27

Only thing keeping me at this is I may be up for permanent, which gives a modest pay raise to 10.10, but has some of the best benefits I'll ever see in this state and it's god awful labour laws.
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Safeway helper clerk
$9.57/hr
18
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19 and 19000 a year. Post cadet, infintary military. Uk.
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>>682714391
Location?

This is me: >>682714227
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>>682711740
Underage b&
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>>682711074
Part-time tarot reader
$60 on a good day, $240 on my best day
48
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Rodman
$14/h
22
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>>682714537
SF
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>>682714459
Shit's cash man, learn to code
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>>682713564
Drool. How do I get in to this? Only one in my family who is truly music oriented.
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>>682714514
how does it feel to be serving a corrupt gov?
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>>682714660
Nice, I've been debating on making the switch. I'm on the East coast currently. I'm debating on whether the cost of living is worth the switch to SF
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>>682714391
Better not fucking write shit javascript
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Piano mover
$10/hour
23
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>>682714817
Lot better job market here, but the CoL eats a shitload of income
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>>682711074
Management at Wendy's actually
13.25/h made 39k last year
>>682712755
That sad...
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>>682714667
Truth.

I'm this guy: >>682714355

Taught myself programming in HS, but didn't major in SE because I didn't want to become a code monkey. Looking at the pay I wish i had.
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>>682714820
Nope, Ruby and Erlang most of the time, some C
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>>682714250
I work for Lockheed too!
Software Engineer
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>>682714869
Yeh I hear it's insane down there man. Up here in Portland OR it ain't too bad so 80k isn't too hard to live on.
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>>682714918
I've only ever worked with a small handfull of people with CS/SE degrees. They were all generally terrible engineers
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>>682714820
>>682714922

I write a fair amount of JS, I've been surprised by the amount of it used in shitty enterprise software. My background is PHP and Java though
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>>682715185
Yeah, but then you have to live in portland.
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>>682715252
Are you also into BDSM?
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>>682711074
>Pharmacy Benefit Jockey
>35k/yr
>30
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>>682715226
Really? How'd you get into the field? I might have to start boning up on my code again.
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>>682714459
lol
>fam
is this a thing now?
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automotive estimator
40-45k
30
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>>682714710
To be truthfull pretty shitty mate but this it my family would have too get a smaller house so I would rather be a pom than the family livee shit bud
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>>682715280
Truth. Fucking hipsters. At least the beer is good.
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>>682715340
Mild foot fetish, but no BDSM. I'm not saying React is gay...but react is like 2 dicks sword fighting
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sell promethazine cough syrup, marijuana, lsa(acid), and magic mushrooms 18 $ 540 daily week days $1450 on weekends an i am emancipated with my own apartment in in east houston
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>>682711074
>Machine Op
>£14.30/hour
>22
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>>682715373
Started in a CS program. Got tired of dumb nerd shit and switched to video production and comm shit, mostly because the girls were hot.

With the spare time i had in my academic schedule, taught myself ruby and then erlang. Ruby is what usually finds me the job, erlang is what brings the big offers though.
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Baggage handling and cunt that drives shit around on the ground to and from aircraft.

Just under 30 AUD
24yr/o
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Web developer(WordPress, magento)
$17.5/hr
25
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>>682715477
I hate the PNW. Lived over in tri-shitties for a few years. The west side is all dumbass neoleftists, and the right is all tea party shitheads.
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>>682715578
At least use ELM man, ffs
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>>682716061
You're not a web developer, you're a guy who staples together bits of other software into something that sort of resembles a functional product
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>>682711074
beer brewer
$20/hr
27
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>>682716066
No shit man, I grew up in Pendleton before going to college and moving out to Portland. You pretty much hit it spot-on. If not for the amazing scenery and legal weed I would totally bail.
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Navy Engineer
38.50/hr
29
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>>682715927
Nice thanks for the advice man, you contract out online?
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>Infantry
>24k
>19
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>>682711074
>lead software developer
>$30
>28

low salary but great benefits in area with low cost of living.
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>>682716355
Bruuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh yall hiring?
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>>682716524
Nope, gainfully employed, writing code that everyone else thinks is complicated but really is just following a simple process very quickly
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>>682716113
It is faster, but come on man Fagbook and shit...fuck that walled garden
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10132387
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>>682716364
I'd honestly move to Colorado over the PNW. Its got all the positives of the PNW, but its (mostly) not shitheads and cuckservatives
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>>682716174
>>>682716061 (You)
>You're not a web developer, you're a guy who staples together bits of other software into som
>
>>682716174
>>>682716061 (You)
>You're not a web developer, you're a guy who staples together bits of other software into something that sort of resembles a functional product
Lol if only u knew
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Pen tester
25
£116,000 last year
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Audio Engineer
30k/yr
27
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>>682716705
Good to know man, thanks for the advice. I'm going to start refreshing my Ruby and learning erlang stat
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>>682716683
a bartender for the tap room maybe. and supposedly a new brewmaster, too. but you'd need some serious experience.
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>>682716737
Elm gets rid of the need for shit like react. No having to learn their dumb bindings or crap like that, no having to write javascript, no mangly jsx shit.

Cant wait for WebAssembly to take a big crap on JS and let people actually write decent code
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Arby's
$7.80/hr
18
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I fix shit at an arcade
7.25
20
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>>682716786
Yeah no ocean but I could deal with that. I'ma start looking for opportunities out there stat.
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>>682714391
fag
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>>682716931
Can sucking cock replace experience?

Or pussy eating. I'm well versed in genitalia.
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Attorney...33% of the settlement... we don't get paid until we get $ for you.
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Help desk, $30,000, 31.
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>>682711074
>chef
as a valued customer, my compliments on your frosty recipe
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>>682717196
SLC utah is pretty good too. There's a nice growing tech scene, amazing hiking and scenery, and its cheap
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>>682711074
>Chef
>3500/week
<42
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>>682711074

Yeah, that's pretty fucking funny...Chef at Wendy's/$8.75 hour/37......ha-heh-ha-heh-heh-heh-ha...HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK IT'S SO GOD DMAN FUNNY YOU FUCK! OMG!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO ORIGINAL! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
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>>682713996
>paralegal
>$18 an hour

the fuck.. im paying mine $200 an hour
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>>682717402
Yes but the alcohol is strictly controlled and the beer is weak as fuck. I get a lot of people from SLC in my store cos Idaho does alcohol better. Fucking Idaho!
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>>682717402
Yeah I've heard it's pretty dece out there but what's the culture like with all the mormons?
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>>682717906
Eh, State liquor store is nearly as good as bevmo, and bars know all the little loop holes.

>>682717982
Kind of redpilled. They are kind people, you can usually get them to help you clean up leaves in the fall or whatever, and they sort of have a pleasant optimism compared to some of the assholes i've met elsewhere. They still have a dumb faith, but hey, its not bad
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>>682711074
lol... chef... nigga you a fucking line cook
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Deli Clerk
13.55/hr
28100/yr
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>>682711074
Technical director, ITE
$129.78 per hour
45
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I am currently enrolled at TTU for Mechanical engineering. I finished this year with 34 credit hours. I am employed full time at Kroger and Sakura Hibachi Express. I work 80 hour weeks, which equates to working one job 40 hours a week making $17.60 per week. I am 19.
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Water operator
$25/hour
$57,000/year
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>>682713382
Sure you are
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Uni student
~$15/hr
24

I also do some casual work at an art gallery for $22 an hour or something like that. Super casual though, like maybe 2-3 gigs a year.
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^ Deli clerk again. age is 26. Feels like failure that I don't make at least 30k and need roomies to live comfortably.
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>>682718338
Assuming this is true, why in the holy fuck are you wasting time in the asshole of the internet?
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social media monitor
no real salary but i do get thanks from the cops for reporting things
50
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>>682718397
Hey there Patrick Bateman
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>>682711074
>Chef at Wendy's
ITS FUNNY EVERY TIME XD
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>>682711074
>chef
>wendy's
pick one
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>>682714667
meh. im fine in med school. i wont make nearly as much as a computer programmer, but ill enjoy what i do and can travel all over the planet helping people.

your profesion is stuck in a cubicle all day like a cave....shits draining on your health...the pay doesnt really make up for the loss of social life or family time you sacrifice being employed by a corporation
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What do you mean? I plan to graduate by 22, including a CO-OP. I then plan to obtain my Masters in Business Administration immediately afterward.
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>>682719282
Have fun treating ingrown toenails and dildos stuck up assholes in clinic while I'm getting shitfaced at work
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Looking for a job at the moment, its not gonna be easy with Houston pushing for businesses to hire minors/high school students.
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saucier at wendy's
9/hr
36
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Retail stocker/shift lead/reptile department manager/babysitter of incapable employees
$11/hr (min wage here is 10)
25
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>Tech support for Verizon
>$17.58/ hour ~ $45k/ year
>24
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>>682719666
Never get off the boat!
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>>682718338
>ITE
your lifes over anyways grandad who cares how much u make ur dicks limp ur wifes saggy and youre too sore to enjoy it
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>>682719463
bruh no need to be salty fucker

did i hit a nerve? srsly guy fak u
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No Job
Medically Retired Military
$2384 a month retirement pay
31 years old
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>>682711074
Chef at Wendy's
$23.65/hr
>19
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>>682718678
I am/was eating lunch. I often browse 4ch and a few other places. With the shit I deal with day to day I need to chill occasionally.
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>>682711074

>Cable technician
>18.00/hr
>21
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Software Developer
85k
25
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>>682711074
>chef
>works at Wendy's
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>>682719834
Math doesn't check out there guy. That's only like 34k a year...
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>Mechanical Engineer Intern
>$13
>20
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> Sonic Fanfic writer
>$0 (but it's my passion)
>27
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PR
$220,000/yr (USD)

Get to fuck young and dumb reporters who want a story.
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>>682715715
>promethazine cough syrup
The fuck do people want with that?

Is phenergan not over the counter there? Dunno why anyone would want it anyway tbh, it is shit. Makes me drowsy and tired as fuck. Even most second gen antihistamines knock me on my arse.

I have to take "third gen" antihistamines like fexofenadine.
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commodity trader
$250k/yr base, bonus more
32
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>Hospital Diet Aide
>$15.50/hour
>19
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>>682716060
What state man?
Tried to get a spot doing that at Melbourne Airport and the interview process was a bitch.
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>Microbiology sales
>$55K + bonus
>29

shit's aight
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>>682712755
grants dont count as salary since they're not stable income
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>>682713183
kek uses plebs yet makes under 100k
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Ranch Hand
15$ /hour
20
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>>682711074
>Cashier at Cabela's
>11.75/hr
>18
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>Human resources specialist
>$56K
>20
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Nuclear Engineer
~$74/hr
33
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>>682711740
Enjoy your ban.
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>Home remodel and general construction
>hourly, contract and piece work so it depends but I average about $1200-$1500 a week.
>32
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Drive trucks and Warehouse shit.

$60k
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>>682720052
don't bring bantz if you cant take bantz
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>>682722198
24
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Critical care nurse, nights
42$/hr
39
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>>682720080
Were you shot or did you break your back or something?
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>>682711074
Information Security
100k a year + benefits
44
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Taffic technician
35K salary + bonus
24

>only 2 months in
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>>682711074
> McDonald's Crew
> Washington state
> started with $10.47 6 months ago
> now making $10.57
> have $2450 saved up
> going to quit next month
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Dairy farm hand
$14/hour
19
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>>682722845
> also 18
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>>682711074
>Student
>$3500 this year from trading stocks, otherwise parents give me a few thou a year
>21
I just want to end this college shit and earn enough passive income to trade 1-2 hours a day and enjoy nature and shit. Fuck the normie life, it's fucking aids.
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Risk Manager
$120k/yr
Utah
>>
>>682720312
$36566 actually. 40 hours are guaranteed each week plus overtime. We also get $350 bonus each month as well as 132 hours vacation pay each year. My last w2 was for $44000
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>>682716816
Lul for real? That seems ridiculous.

Me: project manager
$200k/yr
30
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>Customer service.
>$15/hr. Equates to ~$31,200/yr before taxes, ~$24,960 after taxes.
>26 y/o.

Stressful job but can't complain, it's enough to build a decent foundation in one's 20s and I can afford to live without roommates, so that's cool. Also get accruing paid time off, health insurance, dental, vision, and any overtime I work (which I do almost every week, I'm usually around 45hrs/wk) pays time and a half.
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Hospital security

$17.25/hour

28
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>>682711074

>flight attendant
>26.40 hr
>23

best job ever
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>>682720432
lol, come on dude, at least make it believable, PR doesnt make 220k, you might make 90k in the bay area.
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SOC Analyst
90k with Benefits
NY
26yo
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Engineer at McLaren Automotive
60k
27
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>>682711074

Assistant manager at convenience store
9.75/hr
25

Decent work, hope to get out on my own but would most likely need another person.
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>>682711074
Assistant at Enteprise Rent - A - Car 55k yr
Real Estate Agent 20-25k yr
23.
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>>682718215
Doesn't sound too bad. I'll have to start looking around that area too
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>>682716355
What's the name of the brewery.

Install brewing equipment. 17/hr
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>>682725944

9.65/hr, not 9.75
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Starbucks supervisor
~$12.50 CAD/h
22
>>
Resident Physician
$49k/year
30
>>
>>682726826

So you're either a chick or a faggot.
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>>682711074
Sandwich maker at Subway
$7.25
30
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Enlisted in the military
$21k salary
23
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>>682711074
>Banking
>95k/year
>28
>>
Lead custodial artisan at a wearhouse
$12

23
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>>682725144
are you the guy that has to run up to patient's rooms whenever they're drug withdrawing and threatening staff at 3am? that job must suck
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>>682711074
Lecturer at University of Wisconsin
$4,500/class
35

Been in grad school since I was 23. Feels like shit man.
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>>682727014
Neither actually
Currently trying to get something better
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>>682711074
>American businessman, politician, television personality, author, and nominee of the Republican Party
>A small loan of a million dollars/min
>69
>>
Jesus how can you people survive on so little money?
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>>682723099

lol.....are you in for a rude awakening.
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>Civilian Contractor at Airforce Base
>$30/hr
>21
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>Correctional Officer @ county jail
>$15.65/hr
>22
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Chemical Engineer
100k
24
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>Call Centre lacky
>£18k p/a
>24
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>>682714697
into making instruments or working at a music store?
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>Works at Wendy's
>"Chef"
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>>682727365
Top kek
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>>682727548
I'm so glad my local PDs don't require correctional work like some do. Never want that fucking job
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>Unemployed
>$0/life
>40
>>
>>682727548
What's it like there?
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>>682727249

Pretty much.

I also get to run to the psych ward when fatty McTwatstink decides to rub her shit on the walls or when a homeless person steals hand sanitizer from the wards or soup from the cafeteria.

Right now though I'm not doing any of that shit.
>>
tuy shoppe werker
22.2 dolers an hour
5 and a haf years old
>>
How come chef at Wendy's became a meme in the first place? And why are even these threads so interesting, even without the whole wendy chef thing to start them off?

/eternal newfag who never can lurk enough
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>>682727802
Feelsbadman.png
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>>682727424
Is this just a business thing?
>All the people I know who chose business in university
>"Yeah when I graduate I'll be making like 200K in my first year out of school..."
>Mfw
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>Screenwriter
>£10k per script
>29
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>>682728140
fuckin love that movie, pic made my night
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>>682727823
Not bad, but I hate being around people after dealing with the garbage that comes in the sally port all day. It will wear on you very quickly.
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>>682728140
Still have business major friends without jobs .. 2 years after graduating. What a bunch of idiots.
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I just have one question. How much % from your salary do you spend on rent (and gas, water, electricity, trash etc) and food every month. Seems your salaries are high as fuck. This threads usually lacks this crucial detail.
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>>682711074
>unemployed
> $0.00/hr
>underage b&
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>>682727830

im a resident and i appreciate the shit you do

one time this one big drugged up retard started getting violent with us, so we called you guys and two of you showed up and double-rock-bottomed his ass back into bed while one of the RN's geodoned hm

good times
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>>682728630
I live in my Mom's basement not gonna lie. It's a finished basement though.
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CNC Applications writer 95,000 19years old
>>
>>682711074
>code monkey
>162k /yr base
>26
>>
2 jobs here
>U-Haul CSR
>$9.25/hr
and
>Domino's Delivery Driver
>$8.25/hr + tips + mileage
>>any delivery charge is not a tip paid to the driver
>>$1.00 per delivery plus $0.50 for each extra delivery on the same run, which comes out of your delivery charge, gets reported on my wages under tips, lol

22 years old
>>
>>682728807

Much appreciated. Most residents treat us like the hired help whose only purpose is to hold the key to their call room.

Geodon?

Here they use Haloperidol. And they use it fuckin liberally. It's a god send.
>>
>>682711074
>Cashier @ Lowe's
>$10/hr or about $16K/year after taxes
>18
>>
>>682714391
which startup is that anon?
>>
>CNS Whole foods
>$12/hr til quota met (piece work), average 22/hr with extra work I put in

>Resell weed
>each gram bought for 10 is sold for 20
>average around 10 sales a week
>>
>>682728630
Why are you such a nigger?

>>682727549
~6k/month

Lives with gf in shitty apartment
500/month (1k total)
Car loan
450/month
Utilities and random shit
100/month
Food and shit
200/month
Insurance and bullshit
150/month

Saving about 4600/month if I don't blow money on stupid shit.
>blows money on stupid shit
Save about 3,000/month
Shitty apartment because saving for house.
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>>682729310

Show me your "security guard" face
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>>682725144
>17.25/hr
Is that starting or because of seniority? Where is your hospital?
>>
host/food runner at a jazz parlor
i make about $300-400 a week
19
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>>682729310

they encourage us now to use Geodon since Haldol is aparently associated with more heart attacks and stuff. I've never once seen someone come in with a Haldol induced heart problem so it's probably bullshit

I fucking love Haldol, it's a heem in a syringe
>>
>>682727802
I'm not proud to admit this, but I wasn't employed until I was 26...
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>>682728630

>>682724906 here. Not sure if I'm one of the people you're asking, but the highest price I'd currently pay for everything my apartment requires to function (rent, utilities, internet, etc) is like $1,100, MAYBE $1,200 if I really like the place. Fortunately I'll actually be getting my next apartment for a steal. At the time of my application I just barely qualified for the Affordable housing act, which ended up making the $1,300 dollar apartment $875 dollars. Shortly after that I got a raise, which technically pushes me out of the bracket required for the discount, but I already qualified and I'm just not going to tell them about the raise.

As far as gas goes, I can typically get away with ~$50 a week, but it varies on a week to week basis depending on how often/far I go out.

I do however waste a TON of money on food, but that's because I eat out too much, which will change once I get my apartment and don't have to avoid other people in the house. My gas expenses will probably go down too, actually, since I'll be closer to work.

For the sake of full disclosure, I would be remiss if I didn't mention that I have also acquired some debt. Lots of medical and school debt. Fortunately most places that check your credit don't give a shit about either of those. Every apartment I've ever applied to has told me they don't even look at it because almost every 20-something is drowning in student/medical debt these days.
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>>682729718

Anyone who tries to looks mean usually gets kicked in the face first.

The trick is to pretend like you don't care.
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>Microcenter Warehouse Associate
>$10.00/hr
>18
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>>682711074
>Warehouse Assistant
>7.75
>19
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>>682730398
Unemployed
$0.00/hr
18
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30 years old
work at home agent for apple IOS
12 hr

dont pay for shit but i get to stay home all day and browse /pol and get inspired by Donald trump
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>>682729715
Don't buy a house. Save to buy land for renters. Houses are cleverly disguised traps.
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>>682730390

fat/10
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>>682714346
>assuming hazard pay
High pay in case something explodes?
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>>682711074
Game Developer
40k/yr
22
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>>682731047

Not a rate thread asshole
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>>682730990
Why waste money on an apartment when it could be going to a mortgage?
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>>682730173

Is being a resident as "cool" as some of the residents make it look?

I know this one guy, drives a fuckin beamer and always wears expensive shit.
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>>682731483
Why waste money on a mortgage when it could be going to a lasting investment?
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>>682711074
>Entry level technician, work at Google but technically employed by a different company.
>21/hr
>24
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>>682731234
Is it worth it? I don't mean the pie-in-the-sky do what you love shit, but when you run out of funding, in the end, is it worth the stress and horrible hours?
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Vaporizer/e-cig engineer
51k/yr
55
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Automated Manufacturing Maintenance Intern basically, 19/hr. 19. Living in wisconsin with nothing but experiance as an operator and 2 years at a tech college. Go to college it pays off
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>>682731136
>hazard pay
Haha no such thing in chemical/petrol engineering.
High salary because oil companies make a shit load and only hire the best.
It's also a rather risky major for an engineer ... would be surprised if this anon still has a job due to the oil prices. I have a few chemE friends in oil who lost their jobs from it.
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>>682719666
Gotta be a mango tree around here somewhere!
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>>682731552

not really. depending on the specialty, it's 3-5+ years of working than more 80 hours per week for less than minimum wage

that guy is probably from a loaded family or has a sugar mama
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>>682732065

They have to go to fertilizer plants and literally work with shit all day.
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Lawyer (first year associate)
$77,000/yr
31
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>>682731578
Fucking land for people to rent? Really?
Because when you buy a house it comes with land. My plan is to eventually buy two places and have the renters of the other place pay the mortgage and then some ...
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>>682732065
This. I'm >>682721664 and one of my cowokers has a masters in petroleum engineering. She's been out of a job in the oil industry for a year now.
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>>682716800
Not too handy with that stapler, tho.
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>>682731817
Stop calling yourself an engineer.
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Coffee Bar Manager
16.05/hr
17
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Airline pilot.
$36 per flight hour.
Guaranteed at 75 hours per month. Usually block about 85-90 hours/month
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>>682731780
Meh, I work at a well funded studio and do minimal overtime. There's typical corporate "performance review" HR bullshit and whatnot, but for the most part it's better than a regular desk job. I'd rather be doing this than other types of software development.
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>>682732447

>being a landlord

good luck with that shit. people are assholes. renters are even bigger assholes.
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>>682728881
Also starting up my own clothing company
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>>682732730

is being a pilot as comfy as i think it is? also do you guys bang any of the stewardesses?
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>>682713382
Sous chef at Wendy's
$95,000
32

God damn it. When is the 6'3" chef going to quit or die so I can be promoted to head chef...
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NEET

n/a

51
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>>682732456
She may be an idiot or went to a shit school. Like I said they really only hire the best for petrol engineers. And you better live in a place known for oil .. I live in Houston.
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>>682714250

What facility are you in, friend?
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I write scripts for automation testing.
4$/h (protip: not living in USA or UK)
21
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Horse racing track
Cashier
$9.47
18
Start first semester of college in fall.
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>>682732730
3k/month isn't as much as I'd expect from an airline pilot .. Are you new?
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>>682729849

Couple years in now
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>>682711074
Desktop Support Tech
49KNZD a year + Bonus before Tax
23

After tax is almost the same as I have a couple of negatively geared property. I live very comfortably and feel like I'm quite well off. Make most of my money on property and car hustling not working - why do people in America rely on their jobs for their sole source of income?
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>Best Western night auditor
>$10/hr 12hr shifts
>33
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>>682717233
Insurance defense lawyer. $100k/year plus bonus. Job involves trying to get you the least amount in settlement.
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>>682733295
I live in Calgary, so plenty of oil work up here.
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>Grill guy at Whataburger
>$8.00/hr
>17
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>>682733517
Ever fuck a drunk bitch in her hotel room?
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>>682711074
speciality electrical technician
$200/hour
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Professional Boxer

$50,000,000/hr
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>>682711074
>cook buffalo wild wings
>11.50 per hour
>19
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>>682733826
You make delicious burgers
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>>682711074
>chef
This dude never goes away. I've seen this shit so many times
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Onion links
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>>682733819

Not for long fuckers! Ahahahaha
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architect
about $5/hour
26

though I live in a country where everything is cheap
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>>682711074
>>Chef at Wendy's
>>$10.75/hr
>>37
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>>682734684
I've been working there for about 8 months ago. started with
>$7.55/hr
>Two weeks notice
>Transfer to one closer to home
>Get $8.00
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>Help Desk Tech - Hospital/University
>25
>$25.12


Would be great if the cost of living wasn't absolutely retarded.
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>>682735227
What city/closest city? What is your favorite burger on the menu?
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>>682733451
free meals and board to wherever they fly, and it's mostly sitting in the first place

sweet deal
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>>682712021
trolling? how.
Also,
>IT/Networking
>$18/hr
>21
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>>682735518
I live near Austin. Honestly, I loved the sweet and spicy bacon burger the best. And we're getting it back in a couple of weeks.
>Be me
>Be 17
>Edgy pc masterrace kid
(Didn't even have a pc, tbh)
>Apply at Whataburger
>Only thing left to apply to after applying to McDonald's so many times.
>Get Call back
>Told to be there for an interview the next day
>Get in ultra try hard mode
>Haircut
>Trim on neckbeard
>Semi decent clothes
>go to interview
>Fucking nail it
>mfw it's a shit job so they'll hire anyone
>pic related
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Graphic Designer
>62,000
>22
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I buy /sell blue chip stocks
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Painter
>$25.50 an hour
>29
>ausfag
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>>682736820
Wish I had the same attitude.
I worked 9 months at Walmart before calling it quits in January.
Granted I'm currently going to school but I've been drastically looking for a job that I can tolerate that could possibly not have me deal with customers.
I even made the mistake of taking a job at a new Studio Movie Grill that was opening up, I didnt even need to dress nice, they just cared if I wanted the job which seemed too good to be true when I realized I was driving about 30 mins for this risky job when I could easily get jobs that were within around a 5 mile radius.
Should the worst happen I'll probably go work at BK or Dairy Queen.
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Homemaker
Whatever boo brings home
22
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Dockworker, $25 an hour
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>>682738056
19
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Organic food stock guy
$22/h
20yo
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20
Now unemployed was fish market at an H-E-B
$12.16
40-50 hours a week.
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>>682737792
Dude, if you hate retail. You'll be in fucking hell if you go to fast food. I made this mistake due to pressures of being a deadbeat and wanting a pc.
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>>682712277
Czeched!

And I'm unemployed, homeless, and live on charm alone, at 53
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>>682728140
I didn't major in business. I did Computer Science and Math. I hate them both now, but I got the degrees almost completed.

I'll probably just run my parents business for a bit and accumulate capital. I should easily be able to retire by 30, if I try-hard.
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>>682711074
>chef
>Wendy's

Pick one
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>>682711074
philosophical god king
one ghost peanut per introspective dialectic
753+2016
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>>682718221
Lurk moar faggo
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