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Let's try another one, shall we?

>Advice, chats, and fortune-telling found here.
>First to get trips can either ask for a tarot reading or donate it to someone else.
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THE BAD JUJU SHALL SPREAD TO THIS THREAD AS WELL
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>>682710955
no plz

>>682710818
I really didn't get most of it. Some of it even seemed contradicting...
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>>682711233
That's just the name of the game with tarot, innit?
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>>682710818
Re-Posting

>>682704533
Yeah, You're right, I sent a text clarifying why I canceled

And I could probably ask, but I don't want to do it yet, I want to wait a while, if I do it too soon, I might scare her off

Also, Reimu, can I get a general love life reading, Use the name David
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Meanwhile I'll try to make sense of Bell-kun's reading for him. It might seem like it's all doom and gloom, but keep in mind the categories in which the cards appear too.

Things like "the present situation and the questioner's view of himself" reflect your own perception of things, not how they really are.
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Rolling for tarot reading
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Why are you pearing around the corner?
Are you stalking someone, Reimu?
>>682710955
>trying to dampen the mood with any sort of spookings
I think you ought to go.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10132387

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The Doc is in again! Also, Boat Guy, did you notice I changed my name in Steam to Doc Goldeneye?
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>>682687616 #
Oh. My. God. Your socks... Jesus fuck. They're amazing. I literally want to make passionate deep love to them. Spill my seed deep in the toe and impregnate them. If I could physically merge with your socks, I would literally die in an orgasmic explosion of sheer ecstasy.
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>>682711383
okay i give up to your pics anon
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>>682711499
>patton
Konigstiger and Jagdpanther tanks are so much better!

The 88mm and 105mm boast extraordinary firepower that could knock out that wimpy tank easily!

>>682711646
I did!
I was scrolling through yesterday and saw that there was indeed a Doc in there.
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>>682711393
Same
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Everyone, have a Tenshi!

-Doc
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>>682711828
I'm not sure what it is a girl is supposed to say to something like that... but... thanks..?

I am curious though. Is it because my feet were in them or would you be fine even if it was just a pair of socks that I technically owned but had never worn?

>>682711233
Do tell. Give me your impressions of it!

Your input is as important as mine in the psychic process, I've learned~
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>>682711828
Fuck, its one of those really creepy sock dudes.
BE GONE, SATAN!
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>>682711828
Of course you want, anon
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>>682712320
Hey, hey, hey. That's a legitimate fetish. So is the armpits thing.
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>>682712289
It's definitely that your feet were in them. I have a desperately intense sock fetish. If you had never worn them, they'd do nothing for me.
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>>682712428
M-more?
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So my psychiatrist Thinks I might have brain damage from birth.
Updates whenever, this could take a while.

Probably shouldn't post on /b/ but whatever
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>>682712637

>>682712930
It's not like we can use it against you... except if someone decides to be a dick and call you names or something.

I'm sorry to hear that though. I hope you'll get some answers soon.

>>682712637
Hmm, I see. I wondered if it was just socks or if it was an extension of a foot fetish. Does that mean that the more I wear them the more valuable they become?
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>>682711499
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>>682712930
You're still fine and amazing and beautiful. I love you, anon. I always will.
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>>682711613
This question, taken literally, does present an exciting oppertunity for calculations...
It sounds almost impossible. Something as specific as determining the average internal body temperature of a specific race and gender, imagine if you had the time to calculate this to actually get an accurate answer, it makes me smile!
...
Factor in diet, knowing that Hispanic women, or Hispanics in general, will likely consume more Mexican food, which tends to be hotter. They would also live in a hotter climate. Knowing the answer to such an inane and specific question doesn't matter, but the process of proving it using mathematics seems like a delight.
>>682711957
The durability of your toys hardly matter. It's merely a question of taking pieces apart, and/or reassembling the componets in the correct sequence.
Still, your determination when it comes to these things is notable. That's what makes me think of Walter. The penchant for violence, that reminds be of Edward...
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>>682713458
Yes, absolutely. The ultimate would be to have a pair freshly removed from your feet, still warm.
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>>682713492
I said I think you ought to go.
*teleports you to the YLYL thread*
>>682699043
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>>682713548
Does spiciness actually increase your body temperature though?
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>>682712834
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> Ignored Again
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Hey ray and cheef if his here
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>>682713853
Yes, please continue!
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>>682713835
Apart from spiciness, Mexican food, or at least what people see as 'authentic' Mexican food, is typically served at higher temperatures.
>>682713977
I won't ignore you.
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>>682711381
>>682713977

Haven't I read you before? The omikuji doesn't change no matter what. If you want a tarot reading which will be more detailed, try and get trips. You got close!

>>682714032
If you see Chief, tell him to look. He'll know what it means.
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>>682713977
Come here, silly. Get some bunny attention.
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>>682713785
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>>682714187
Thanks Doc

>>682714248
No I don't think so, at least if you did I don't remember.

>>682714313
W-w-w-what kind of attention O.o
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>>682714032
ohai
>>682714248
GODDAMN IT
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>>682714313
Well, if it isn't the lunatic rabbit. I left some Tenshis in a bowl over there. >>682712206
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>>682714187
Uu~ hello again.
>>682714618
Any kind of attention you want, dear. How are you tonight, hmm?
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>>682713548
We have weapons that can crush you in an instant!

Our Focke-Wulfs will dominate and end the fight before it even begins.

>>682713693
Absolutely Barbaric

>>682712289
Well... uhm, I don't really know how to read em.
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>>682714067
>>682713853
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>>682714519
You know I can't let you do that.
>>682714313
Hello. Do you know what to do with a curse, Reisen?
>>682714618
Don't worry. Bunny attention is objectively the best kind of attention.
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>>682714313
Bunny attention sounds good~

Have you played rabi ribi any more? You could probably refund it if you didn't like it.
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>>682714618
It seems like I did...oh well.

>draws an omikuji from her sleeve and looks disappointed
...

>tosses it and draws another
...

>looks horrified

...

>picks up the one she tossed and reads it
>David has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "41".
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>>682714905
I'm Ok, I suppose, there is a new girl at work who is really cute and I thinks likes me, but I've heard from an unreliable source she is taken.

I'm gonna wait a little bit and then try to slip it in a convo

Also, check em
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>>682715134
There's a spider in your head.
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>>682715148
Nononono, I know you did that, I meant the Tarot. Sorry, I'm a dunce and don't always make things clear
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>>682710818
do me , lost without a cause
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>>682714955
Trick question. The answer to every question is PURIFY IT! Also, awww~ Do I actually have a fan?
>>682715134
Ah! I haven't but only because of time! It's a good game <3
>>682715273
Wahaha.. Well, that's good news! Seriously. Even if she's taken, Deadpool would tell you to murder the guy savagely and kidnap her. Err... I mean, those are all bad things but you might have a shot if something happens! So it's still a good thing, right? And in the meantime, you can enjoy casually liking each other. It'll brighten up every day just a little!
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>>682715418
You're saying that as if it's a bad thing.
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>>682714951
I am literally 100% fully erect right now. Oh my God. Don't stop, ever.
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>>682715852
Okay.
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>>682715773
Oh yes, I plan to ride this train for a wile, she seems really nice. While it may have been an extreme example, I think I've learned the hard way about Dating Co-Workers
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>>682716170
And pushing things forward too fast, I hope.
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>>682715958
Neko Reimu for breakfast?
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Reimu... I... I think I'm in love with you...
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>>682715897
>>682714951
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What is that hot asian girl cosplaying as?
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>>682714955
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>>682716170
I'm happy for you! Seriously.
>>682716430
*squints*
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>>682716600
pls go away
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>>682716731
Sorry I'm the sock guy... Could've clarified. You're just so enchanting and amazing. I want to be with you.
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>>682716575
That'd be me, Reimu Hakurei.
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>>682714939
Or I could just teleport your Fuck-Waffles to Venus. How does that sound?
Have you tried a dilpomatic approach to things? Maybe instead of exploding your enemy, you could talk to them.
>>682715773
Purify it? This sounds like you're suggesting something past the understanding of science I know. If I could figure out what these concepts are...
Well, if you're on the dance floor...
>>682716731
Definitely a spin of sorts. If I just suit up, I'll trying to 'use the moves'...
...
That is what they call it, correct?
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>>682716943
Wha! I see... W-well hello again. I'm really not anything of the sort, ya know! Honestly! I'm just like everybody else.
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I'm back, what did I miss?

curses, I presume

-Sweet Roll
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>>682717158
See? I forgot my picture!
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>>682717121
>Fuck-Waffles
ohgod
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>>682717158
No, Reimu, you're wrong. You are perfect. In every way. I need to be inside you, Reimu. I need to plunge deep into you as we stare into each other's eyes as I inhale the amazing scent of your dirty socks.
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>>682716600
You know I can't let you do that.
I do not know if a curse would be another weakness of mine, and I don't want to find out.
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>>682717462
R-reimu?! You're even confusing two different people!!!
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>>682716808
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>>682716348
Yeah.....Well....Uhhhh


>>682716731
Thanks Space Bunny
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>>682717680
stahp
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>>682717645
Wait what? No, I know who I'm talking to, just getting names mixed up, apparently? I am truly sorry! It is you that I want, for sure!!
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>>682717121
Talking is a practice of those who are too weak to act.

You can get alot more with a gun and words than you can with just words.

>Fuck-Waffles
Those fuck-waffles turned the sky into a butcher match. For the enemy. I bet your skin is blue because you jerked Papa Smurf off!
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>>682717680
Once more and you get disintegrated.
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>>682717794
You can talk to me anytime.I have as much love for you as I have for anyone else! Someone out there cares. I care.
>>682717884
H-hmph.. Well! Even still, I'm just an ordinary bunny! F-from space. Now stop making me blush, alright? You're way too flattering!
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>>682718081
Oh god, Boat Guy. I think you roasted him a bit.
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Bell, didn't you have some questions about your reading?
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>>682717680

Maybe the curse of this thread is this guy coming in at almost every one of them, and saying it's cursed

maybe ignoring it will make it go away

-Sweet Roll
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>>682718244
Oh my God I need you in my life. Fuck... I'd treat you so good... Hhhnnnggg
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No no, it's okay. You three go and be very happy together, okay?

It's like I told you before, my socks are confirmed lesbians. It's unmistakable at this point. I've even caught them in Marisa's sock drawer sometimes, and who knows what they were up to in there when the door was closed.

Reisen's socks are nice socks. You'll be very happy with them I'm sure.
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>>682718244
*hugs*

>>682718584
Hnnnng
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>>682718660
I- I'm not even sure what's going on any more.
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>>682718493
Don't be so hard on the curse guy. He's just doing what he does, just like any of us poor saps.

Dean, it's nice to see you can still get on /b/ at boot camp. Good luck out there, buddy!
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>>682717828
>>682718186
>>682718493
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>>682718081
That's just not needed. I don't insult you for your physical attributes, because I'm not a racist asshole.

Just because I'm a cosmic being, it's OK to insult the color of my skin? Fuck you, man.
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>>682718346
I did, but I had to transition to my phone and lost my reading!

I have it on my computer, but it's dead right now.

>>682718274
My life is making people laugh, and roasting the weak. I live for the laugh.
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>>682718529
Ermm.. Let's just start as friends, kay? I'm perfectly fine with that! And wouldn't that be nice..?
>>682718660
Wha! Hey! That's... a compliment. But... Hmph.
>>682718768
*hugs you all close*
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>>682719259
Huh.
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>>682719259
HEY! I'm weak! J-jerk.
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>>682719194
Go join the blue man group or something, do something useful.

You sound like one of those whack-QVC-aliens. I'm not even sure the Russians would want you in their Gulag.
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>>682719343
C-can we be the sort of friends who have kinky fetish sex a few times a week?

If not that, can I just have access to your dirty socks?? You're just so beautiful. It kills me.
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>>682719259
Luckily, I saved it too.

>Question: Will Bell find true love?

>Method Used: Celtic Cross

>Result:

>1) Representing the present environment and the questioner himself
Eight of Swords REVERSED

Swords align with the philosophical element of Air.

Reversed meaning - Hard work reaping little reward, frustration, despair, depression. Effort being exercised in the wrong place. Change and liberation. A moving away from a problem rather than finding the solution to it.

>2) Representing the challenge faced by the questioner
Four of Swords

Upright meaning - Retreat, withdrawal, peace established through arms. Rest, recovery, hospitalisation, recuperation from battle and relief from anxiety or sorrow.

>3)Distant Past (6 months to a year ago)
Three of Wands - Reversed

Reversed meaning - Failure to put plans into action. Striving for unattainable goals. Lack of communication between dreams and reality. Failure of a promising looking enterprise. Great plans that do not come to fruition. A retreat from reality into fantasy.

>4) Recent Past (up to 6 months ago)
The Sun

Upright - Contentment and happiness on attaining success. Good Health. Material happiness. Mental, physical and spiritual vitality. New inventors or inventions. Academic and particularly scientific success. Reward. Acclaim. Approval. Children. Abundance of energy. Achievement. Joy and happiness.

>5) Outcome, If Something Changes
Seven of Pentacles
Upright - Promising projects that fail. A warning not to rest upon one's laurels as success is only attainable through continued hard work. Material success may be possible but the nettle must be grasped. Previous past effort wasted through inertia in the present. Reaping no reward from charitable work.

(1/2)
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>>682719714
>6) Potential, If Nothing Changes
Death (It sounds a lot worse than it is, I promise.)

Upright - The beginning of a new life. As a result of underlying circumstances transformation and change. Major changes. The end of a phase in life which has served its purpose. Abrupt and complete change of circumstances, way of life and patterns of behaviour due to past events and actions. Alterations.

>7) Self Image, how the questioner sees themselves
Five of Cups

Upright - A need to re-order and re-evaluate priorities. Union and espousal. Dishonour that cannot be overcome, loss defeat. There is a need to curb futile belligerence and accept the inevitable. Worry and regret, broken engagements and emotional letdowns. Emotional or monetary legacies.

>8) Resources, What You Can Use
Nine of Wands

Upright - Order, discipline an unassailable position. Any opposition will be defeated. Courage in the face of attack or adversity and a stability that cannot be removed. Good health.

>9) Hopes and Fears
Six of Wands

Upright - The arrival of fantastic, good news. Success and great public acclaim gained through hard work and effort. Hopefulness, and satisfaction in what has been achieved. The surmounting of obstacles through tact and diplomacy rather than use of force. Victory and triumph.

>10) New Direction; Where To Look From Here
Seven of Pentacles

Upright - Promising projects that fail. A warning not to rest upon one's laurels as success is only attainable through continued hard work. Material success may be possible but the nettle must be grasped. Previous past effort wasted through inertia in the present. Reaping no reward from charitable work.
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>>682718897

What are you talking about? (second part)

-Sweet Roll
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well this is certainly a fun read
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>>682720159
The curse guy's name is Dean, I think.
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>>682720359
Maybe if by Dean, you mean Lord Fauntleroy.
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>>682719675
Wha.. That's awfully shallow. But.. Okay. you can have my dirty socks, if you... really want.
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>>682720804
That's always what people mean when they say Dean. Duh.
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>>682719648
Seriously, just stop.
You say talking is for the weak, but right now, you're just going for low-hanging fruit with this talk of skin color.
I didn't do anything to you. I just said that your tanks would be useless against me, and apparently that set you off. Do you just throw a tantrum whenever your guns and armies are outmatched?
You're involved in real military combat, not a fucking game of Risk between children. When you lose, you can't just fli[ the board and hurl insults, but that's precisely what you're doing.
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I cut my toenail too short and now its bleeding please help
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>>682720954
I do want, but I'd rather have you... Nothing shallow about admitting our attraction to each other and having some fun indulging in it. You are just so unique. I've never met anyone like you.

That said, if you still say no, I'll gladly accept any and all dirty socks you will give me.
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>>682711383
kek
that censor
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>>682719648
You! Your tanks can't hurt doctor Manhattan! Nothing can! He's Doctor Manhattan!
>>682721123
You! Sometimes, action really is necessary. Words can't always do the trick!

Now learn to love each other~!

>>682721373
That sucks!
>>682721437
*tosses dirty socks at you*
I-i already have someone, so...
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>>682710818
Fortune, doggo for my name
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>>682721373
stop the blood flow then put a band-aid on it
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Alright, I've been lurking here for some time now and I'm curious as to what the ultimate goal of this thread is. Thus far I've only seen nonsense.
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>>682721657
Aw. OK. I'll quit being a creep.

*holds your glorious dirty socks to my nose and inhales deeply*

We can still be friends, right? Ill uh... Be over... Here... With these socks...
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>>682721757
>Doggo has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "48".
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Hey, the collective shit posters that are b, I'm having some trouble that only you guys can help. I'm having a lot of trouble getting laid recently and let's be honest with women in general.

>meet qt
>flirt, get her laughing, teasing
>seems really into me
>invite her on a date
>agrees, gives me number
>the day of the date she just drops all contact

Ok now was he rinse repeat for 2 years. My confidence is really getting thin here recently. I have absolutely no clue what the fuck is going on.
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>>682721901
>Advice, chats, and fortune-telling found here.
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>>682721757
>Doggo has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "48".
study more and maybe it'll get better
>>682721901
its usually less insane, must be an imbalance in the force today
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>>682721901
It's in the OP. We're hanging here until someone gets trips. Usually people would ask for advice as well but nobody's biting that string tonight.
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>>682721785
I'm trying, but it won't stop

>>682721901
This thread is whatever you want it to be, and I'm waiting for trips
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>>682721937
C-come back when you need more...?
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Sure are taking your time this time around, aren't you Hiro-sama... and I swear if you give me the trips on this post...
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Dtf?
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>>682722352
Since Reisen-chan gave away her socks, can I have the feet?
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>>682722352
Of course. If you want, I'll come by every day and get your dirty socks.
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>>682722294
put something absorbent on there and get a glob of neosporin or something similar on it once its clear, that'll slow the blood so you can get a band-aid on there without getting blood on everything
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Lurker here, I'm sorry I read the OP but I meant an in depth explanation. Like how does one go about the readings. I do apologize for that. I should've been more direct about it. That's what really caught my eye in this thread.
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>>682721123
You're Blue. And pretty self-righteous, acting as if nothing can stop you. And I dont like that type of attitude. I don't fling insults and get angry for no reason. My cards are in my hand and your cards are in yours, and I want to see if you will play one.

My guns and my men are not outmatched by some snobnosed alien who thinks his words are the path of God. You are a joke. I've seen frenchmen with better perception skills than you. I've seen Polish women with bigger balls than you. Ive even seen Russians with better knowledge of what they face.
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>>682721901

and the rest of /b/ makes coherent sense?
¬_¬

-Sweet Roll
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>>682722855
You have a point...
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>>682722090
Need advice pls anons
>22
>7 when well dressed
>poor
>have my own apt
>have my own car
>good at making people laugh
>people spill their life story to me when I meet them for the first time
>play guitar
>avid outdoorsman
>drug friendly

I really do get stood up a lot, it's hard to type that..
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>>682722744
I offer two kinds of readings. Omikuji and tarot. Tarot is for people who get trips, while omikuji is my usual fare. It's sort of like a fortune cookie compared to... well, a tarot reading.

If you want an omikuji, all you have to do is give me a name of some kind. Made up, nick-name, real name, doesn't matter.
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>>682722639
I mopped it off with a towel, it seems to have stopped, I put on Neosporin, Gauze and Duck tape
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>>682722744
the general reading that you get by giving a name is similar to that of a fortune cookie and it'll tell you your luck for the year. if you get trips however you may get a tarot reading which will go into greater detail
>>682723013
sorry but i dont have any input for this, im really bad at social things
>>682723080
that should do it, it's what i do when it happens to me
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>>682722090
>>682723013
Ouch.. I'm sorry Anonymous. It sounds like there's no real reason this is happening to you, you've just met a string of either really flaky or really horrible girls so far.

We're not all like that, I promise. I'm not sure what advice to give here except to not give up... I know it's hard when you can't see the other side, but it's there waiting for you all the same. It'd be a shame if you gave up now.
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>>682723060
What are the limits that I can ask you about?
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>>682723559
Nvm thank you for informing me.
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>>682710818
Is my cock too big? I don't want to hurt girls with it :(
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>>682723713
oh and the tarot thing can be about anything, i didnt make that clear
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>>682723618
If you ask me a specific question, I'll try to tailor the response to be based on that. The omikuji gives very little info though, and it's typically used to weigh what someone's general luck will be for the next year.

If you win the tarot lottery, you can ask me about literally anything you want.
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>>682722573
>>682722593
Y-yes. To both.
>>682722757
R-read! >>682721657
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>>682722920

These threads are normally calm, you need advice? just explain your predicament, and someone might help.

Chatting is self explanitory

For fortunes, you just give a name, real or fake, and you see how lucky you are this year, plus a lucky keyword and number

Tonight is a bit more chaotic because Reimu, the op and one of the fortune readers, got a shiny new deck of tarot cards (more advanced fortunes), and said whoever gets trips gets a fortune done like that

-Sweet Roll
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>>682723934
It sounds very interesting. Another question. What exactly do you get out of this? I don't really see a point for you to tell others how their life is to go.. That's my take on it at least.
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>>682723559
Thanks anyway anon

>>682723572
I want to ask them why, but for some reason when someone does that to me it hits me in the gut really hard and I just don't ever contact them again. No one ever tells me it's just silence. What bothers me the most is that no one explains why.. For example "I'm just not into the drug scene like you are" or "I'm just not attracted to you" or fuck even "I'm allergic to cats" but nope. NOTHING
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>>682710818
Do you praise the black sun?
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> TFW I'll never get trips
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>>682725197
If I get some, I'll give em to you.
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>>682724316
Sweet! Now what do you do with these thingies that everyone likes so much?
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>>682724433

I think its so they can know how it will go, if they need to love, fear, or etc the future

-Sweet Roll
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>>682725197
dont give up hope, trips will come eventually
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>>682725662
Why do I love this pic?
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>>682725662
D-deus Vult?
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>>682725868
because its comfy to be between waifus
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>>682725491
Apply tongue! I-i saved your shoop.
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>>682726049
Yes.
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>>682724433
Well, there's a lot of things. I was coming here and doing this before I had the idea to do fortunes at all, and it's evolved over time.

Originally, I was just here to hang out and talk to Anonymous. I started because I was going through a patch of melancholy, missing someone who used to come here as well and hoping a little bit that I might run into them again if I was here.

After a while, I started feeling better, so I gave advice to people who were in bad situations like I was. Then finally, around New Years, I did fortunes and it was a big hit. So I kept it.

It's mostly entertainment for me, a way to relax with nice people in a fun atmosphere.

>>682724501
Well, personally, I think if someone's going to cut contact with you, they owe you an explanation.

I wouldn't give them the easy way out and let them just weasel away, especially if it's out of nowhere like you were describing. If it happens again, try to find out why.

>>682724826
W-what? We worship Hiroyuki-sama here.
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>>682725197
Rolling for you
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>>682726467
Bumpsies~
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>>682726073
W-what? My tongue?!

>>682727282
Ahh... M-Marisa!
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>>682727614
>>682727282
Ah!
*throws a sheet over the reimu and whistles innocently*
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Alright guys, I'm off to bed, I'll be lurking but not really posting, g'night folks
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>>682728124
night
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>>682724316
I routed the enemy. I'm done now.

>>682724826
Isn't that kinda like an omen of "Your sun is fucked"
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>>682726467
Thanks anon, I appreciate the advice
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>>682728124
Goodnight, sorry you didn't win! Judging from tonight's successes though, I'll be doing this more often!
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>>682727614
>>682728092
Ah you two~<3
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>>682728337
*shakes her head derisively*
>>682728562
D-don't be silly, it's just me and this..... ghost! Yeah...
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I'm gonna see if I get trips this time

-Sweet Roll
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>>682728562
>>682728775
WooOOOoooOOOoooOoo....
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>>682728923
AAAAAAAH! HELP ME, BOAT GUY!
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>>682728882
Almost... do I count it? Do I count it? Nnnngh...
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>>682728775
smh
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>>682728923
this is getting 2spooky4me
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>>682728775
Hey. I won and that's all that matters to me.

Death before dishonor!

>>682728923
Eat flamethrower! Hah!
-insert flamethrower sound here-
If it's still alive, it ain't happy!
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>>682798923

Well I. have nothing to fear, I have a specter deflector, begone, evil spirit!

>It's just a paddle-ball

-Sweet Roll
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>>682729044
>>682729217
>>682729359

>And that's what you get when you mess with feet. Feet: Not Even Once.
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>>682729464
>>682728923

My bad

-Sweet Roll
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>>682728775
>>682728923
O-Oh.. Well since Reimu isn't around then i might aswell go to sleep~
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>>682729537
Did I mess with feet or something?
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>Player 2 Start

>yawns
FuaaaaaOH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO REIMU?!
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>>682728923
AAAH!
>>682729130
SAVED. That was honestly super cool.
>>682729359
x+x
>>682729847
With me?
*griiiin*
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>>682730095
...what does that mean?
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>>682729537

Great work, chief, my specter deflector only works on ghosts, not corpses
¬_¬

-Sweet Roll
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>>682730233
hey im not the one that went crazy with the flamethrower
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You fools...

Gensokyo is tied directly to her life-force! It'll self-destruct along with this shrine soon...
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>>682730223
That means I'm disappointed!
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>>682730081
I DUNNO!
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>>682730543
Why are you disappointed?
My life and honor are both intact.
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>>682730095
Come cuddle with me in bed then~<3
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>>682730912
Yes but what about Blue man's?
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Why can't I stop feeling attracted to touhou feet?
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>>682730520
Well...we're fucked, aren't we?
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>>682730413

apologies, chief, had a brain fart.

>>682730223

Bell, specter deflectors only work on ghosts you know, now I'm no help

-Sweet Roll
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>>682731064
I'll pray for a miracle to bring her back, but only if one of you worships my feet and calls me Goddess-sama!
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>>682731064
As long as the moon continues existing, who cares?
>>682731032
A-ah Yes! Yess~!
*hops happily into bed*
That makes me happy.
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>>682731190
>Engie voice
Heck no.
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>>682731190
>comes tumbling out of a gap

No worries, Yukari brought me back. Jeez, Sanae, you're kinda twisted.

>>682731032
>>682730095
Don't you dare!

>does a barrel roll and tackle hugs Marisa
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>>682731056
You can't lose what was never there.
I won, he lost. That's how battles are fought.

>>682731080
Why would you need to deflect a corpse?
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>>682731390
Well, the gap hag sure helps you a ton.
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>>682730520
uhh...ARMER LOK
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>>682731190
Fine, I take back what I said, Goddess.
>worships feet
Are you happy now?
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Hey Reimu. I went out with my uncle and grandparents to eat today and it was pretty nice. I was pretty full when I got home and I think I went into a bit of a food coma because I woke up around 10:30 PM. I messaged my friend because everyone else in the house was asleep and I would've felt kinda lonely, and luckily she was still up. She had to go to sleep pretty soon though, but at least we were able to say goodnight and stuff. That was a few hours ago and I'm feeling a little lonely again so I just wanted to pop in and say hi.
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>>682731237
Oh my how eager~

>>682731390
Ouff~ Y-You can come cuddle aswell!
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>>682731732
Well, you can feel free to stay here.
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>>682731511
It's my repayment for all the embarrassing and inappropriate things I have to put up with from her.
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>>682731396
Baaaka. Eye for an eye is a really dumb methodology!
>>682731870
Well! It's.. That's only natural!
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>>682731937
er
chief can i borrow your armor
i don't want to see this
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>>682732039
..Eye for a gun? I don't even know anymore.
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>>682731396

a corpse just lays there, not doing nothing, but inside, there is a spooky skeleton, and that is more difficult to deal with, so I need to 'deflect' the corpse to make sure the skeleton does not pop out.

for everyones safety

-Sweet Roll
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>>682731732
Hello there! Nice to hear from you! I know the feeling, so hopefully we can keep you company for a little while.

>>682731870
...th-that's fine. I just didn't wanna be left out just because I was dead.
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If anyone wants to chat for a while add me on kik:
Kycklinng
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>>682732375
Why not chat here?
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>>682732231
*rolls her eyes*
Come on, that's no better.
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>>682732445
fuck.
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>>682731891
>>682732322
Thanks! Sorry if I brought the mood down a bit, I didn't look at the thread before I posted, but it looks like you guys are having fun! And nice seeing you again Reimu!
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>>682732620
Nah, it's fine.
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>>682732039
It isn't an eye for an eye!
He lost his eye and I still have both mine. That's how it works! And- oh. That's lewd.

>>682732307
Spooky scary skeletons.
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>>682731700
That wasn't nearly respectful enough! But you got what you wanted anyway. Goodbye!

>Player 2 has disconnected

>>682731390
I was only trying to punish them for making such a grave mistake!

Goodbye!
>winks and finger guns
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>>682732781
...go fuck yourself, sanae. i wish reimu just grew a dick already.
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>>682732534
Fuck?
>>682732764
Yeah, and now he'll want to take an eye back! That's what eye for an eye means!
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>>682733081
Why are you so lewd today?
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>>682733209
I'm always lewd. If I haven't seemed to be so far, then I have been failing!
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>>682733209
>today
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>>682733353
well..er
how do i even say this
goddamnit you'rr always lewd
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>>682733456
wha?
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>>682733081
And he won't get it! And the lewd-o-meter is off the c-charts right now, Bunnu. Stop it...
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>>682733512
Just hide me from her, Boat Guy. I'm scared....
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>>682731937
what the actual fuck did i come back to
>>682733209
>today
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>>682733638
what?
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All this time and no more trips...

Hiro-sama, do you hate them?
>dubs if kinda
>trips if "die scum of the earth"
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>>682733777
>trip
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>>682733777
welp now we know his answer
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>>682733777
Goodnight everybody!
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>>682733843
fucking hell why do i keep making typos
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>>682733209
>today
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>>682733462
And you love it, right?
>>682733512
Stop, whaaat? You forgot the magic word.
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>>682733925
what the fuck now
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>>682734033
no. stop it pls
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>>682733777
>huehuehuehue
Reimu calling trips again.

>>682733603
I will take the lewd for you, Doc!
Don't worry, I'll save you!

>>682734033
....Don't?
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>>682734095
Like this?
>>682733777
*clapping*
>>682734111
Uu <3
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>>682734111
TRIPS AGAIN
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>>682734308
i want to punch you and rip your ears off
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>>682734111
>Bell getting trips while checking my devastating trips

Y-you don't want another reading, do you? I mean I'll do it...
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>>682734421
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>>682734353
Yeah. I got three repeating numbers.
Watch this.

>>682734308
Uuu... d-dont do that here, at least not in front of me!

>>682734457
No, I'll give them to someone else!
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>>682734622
i can't fucking relax
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I went on /tano/ but it was 2lewd.

>>682734705
Bunnu is for loving, not beating.
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>>682734981
no.
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>>682735138
>>682735138
>>682735138

~Reimu
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>>682734627
Dibs

~ Saori
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