Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
That's good my man.
>I'd say your battle is already won, but why not win harder? ;^)
My life philosophy.
Shiragami Youko claimed.
Super late but
>Counting on dub edition
>you should open the box and see~
Inviting mod wrath still?
QOTT: What is the most cancerous website after 4chan?
Aizawa Nagisa claimed.
Oh I know, I've seen a lot of them while on Sankaku (^:
Thanks for the new thread my friend!
Claiming Best Ass Game Waifuuu!
Hey niggas what is oxygen is slowly killing you?
It just takes 75-100 years to fully work!?!
I am dead serious
I'll give you the super short version
>bro get older, gets depressed and fails studies
>acts like lazy piece of shit at home for months after
>mom asks him to help around the house
>huge fight breaks out
>bro gets kicked from house for month, told to go crash at our dad's place
>never comes back
>gets his own place
>Works part time while still trying to pass his first year
>fails, needs money for rent because part time doesnt cut it
>complains to my mom and asks for money
>she refuses until he apologizes
Now my brother has a huge fucking ego, stubborn, can't swallow his pride whatsoever
>ends up in legal battle where my mom basically has to pay child support to my 21 year old brother because he flunked out and decided to go live alone
>tfw my family is tearing itself apart over this petty shit
>tfw I'm powerless in the middle of all this
An alternative theory that l thought was interesting was if your lower back is rouning in the diddylift it's a sign of leg weakness.
Th idea being that your body is compensating by using your back as an extender instead of just maintaining a lockdown on your spine
Remember the Ayylmao.
Done being prizemaster for today, back to being Rikkabro
>What is the most cancerous website after 4chan?
I'm strangely fond of this picture Karen. Send help.
there is much internet you must learn, young padiwan
Damn you're right!
Thoses legs my Rikka dayumm
All hail the best Awakening waifu
Feminism side of Tumblr
>mfw still got pranked
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Wouldn't it be Better to be killed by a nice booty falling on your face?
Could be. With their fame people will just by anything without listening to the meaning of it
>Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
Deviantart if you look in the right places
>Best idol claimed
I don't find 4chan that cancerous. It's just shit posting and desperate searching for new porn.
I think facebook is worse, at least in my area, because all the stupid people get to voice their incorrect idea of reality.
So it's clear, no i'm not saying my perception is law, it's that they're objectively wrong. Washington sucks in that respect. Nearly everyone my age is in to drugs and new age hippy horseshit.
Getting b& and coming back from the grave is fun.
Glad you agree.
Moot would be proud.
Give me an example. I did explore the dank web a lot.
I am surprised only you said tumblr, it would be my second choice with 9gag being the third.
Would anyone like to play town of salem? (browser version)
i agree on tumblr, i've never even been....
>it's still in my body...that's why~
This straight-up makes me angry.
Like, I am actually pissed right now, reading that.
I don't like my mother, in fact, I'd go so far as to say I dislike my mother.
We've got our differences.
But I respect her greatly for all of things she provided for me until I moved out.
Never would I even think of taking legal action against my parents unless they did something criminal, and even then I'd have a hard time.
>tfw I'm powerless in the middle of all this
That shit hit me hard.
I know how that feels.
Even so, you're a good person Akikonon, and don't ever think you're not a winner!
Noire!! Welcome back my little puppet~
Yeah you're right if I have to be killed by oxygen fuck that id prefer to get crush!
>Nice butt pics
An old website where you could put anything on (when I was 12) kek
Heyy Maki wassup?
MAH BOI! I know hahaha people only wanted to gets likes and comment on their shit page...
>Good old time kek
WDYD: you swam to an island full floral and fuana after surviving a storm that destroyed a cruise with a many others. Man women and children. Miraculously, some tools and food boxes washed up shore and many are panicking on how to survive on the island. What Do you Do? How would you lead them to survive and thrive on this island?
Keep it under half a paragraph please. Your fingers get tired and you can try to cram what you have in that half a paragraph!
He's right you know
Tumblr is just so big it's guaranteed to have retards but Buzzfeed is just selected, philtered and polished up cancer made by a bunch of retarded sjw "writers"
Facebook or Twitter. Nigga are all up in Twitter and Facebook is fucking facebook even though I have it
I don't know.
Hey there Noire.
>Kill one of the men to show dominance
>rule with a coconut fist
really? Kinda sounds like my family but my brother still lives here mooching off of my mom. I'm trying to move out as soon as I'm done with highschool though...
lol to the kek, how many chan's are their?
A shocking lack of Lucina in this thread despite my own post earlier>>682707826
>Lucina is best waifu
Id simply eat them and after takes their bones to make a raft!
>Gotta save my booty first right babe?
Hopefully I'll never find a liver inside a box~
>Especially yours, that would be too painful
I wouldn't lead them, if I can't manage my own life, how can I lead them to survival?
Which do you think is worse? To lose with everyone else, or to be the only one left to win
I'm not making sense but it's just soul-crushing having to watch this all happen right before your eyes and not being able to do a damn thing about any of it. I try to be a good person but I must admit I'm not fond of my dad. He's a good guy and he tries but I always looked at him with contempt because of what he did to our family. Of course I know it was unavoidable but some things you just have to blame on someone
>way off on a tangent here
imma stop because I don't want all these feels
I usually focus on my studies and vidya
Well, first i'd...
Fucking an hero, duh. No internet no life.
Young thug is a great one
>I've done did a lot of shit just to live this here lifestyle
I see that fetty has potential but he mainly makes trap music
Start working with what you have to build an SOS system, but not after rationing the food to each person, as well as creating shelter for the group. After that, start a fire using any means necessary, and use said fire to boil water. After water is boiled, chill it using the colder water of the ocean. Find food sources on island, animals, preferably plants, though. After that, once you've got an SOS going, just party and tell each other stories around the fire. No use feeling defeated, may as well have a good time. >just hope it doesn't turn into some Lord Of The Flies shit.
Akiko it is alright, you're a good dogger and we love you.
>can kinda relate, have a sister who is pretty much your brother but instead of suing it's just terrorizing my poor mother and trying to drive wedges between all of us like the maniacal twat she is
It's literally all of the mutated puss on the internet coagulated into a single mass.
I would answer this, being a veteran of ARK and The Forest I feel like I have a decent idea of what to do at least in a hypothetical fiction sense, but there's no way I'd be able to keep it under half a paragraph.
Everyone here is literally how you described the ones at your place.
>feel you fam
Yeah that's actually it, one of the best ways.
Nice to see you Galko, how are you?~
Question self why was I even in a cruise ship and then fuck all with supplies.
if it was for you....then i would do it, my liver is still untouched, think how much more you could drink!!!
>have to use shitty apple earbuds all day while at school
>tfw you put in your headphones and everything sounds 100000000x better
I'm alright, pretty tired though.
Keep em coming Noiree! I wouldn't mind spanking this booty<3
Did Galko enjoy teasing that shota?
Yo Aqua! Not much just browsing the web. You?
Let me just stop you right there.
Gonna check him out.
He's not bad but yeah he's primary trap. Maybe he'll change his style in the future? Kinda branch out.
>tfw you find out a song has intruments you had didn't know
if that's the way it has to be cutie....then it will, livers are overrated anyways!!!!
I feel that, main headphones are HD598s, not the best but still pretty good, but then when I go out wherever and want music all I have are the shitty earbuds that came with my phone
How are you, Rumia?
Alright cool, awesome talk guys. I'm off to play salem on my own. Bye for now.
so long beautiful
>Let me just stop you right there
I will join you in the ocean Maki anon
Super late, but claiming best girlie!
>11:30pm food run. Ayyyy
w-what?!?!? you don't have to do that!!!
Good, thanks. Feeling chill.
How are you tonight?
In all honesty, to be the only one left to win.
I distanced myself from a lot of people for some similar reasons a while back.
Several of my former acquaintances went different ways, and rivalry and love somehow gave way to hate. I removed myself from that situation because at the time I was going through some shit, and I didn't want to be pushed over the edge.
Now, more than anything, I enjoy the company of my close-knit group of three or four buds, plants, and my pets.
Also recently, /waifu/.
>I like being alone
>But sometimes I think I'd be much happier if I stayed with some of those people
>I don't mind not being happy all of the time, though
>Looks like I went on a tangent too, whoops
I guess what I'm trying to say, is I can sort of empathize, even if I do a poor job of explaining it.
Still, at least you've got people here for you, yeah? I hope things begin to look up for you, really soon!
>full feels mode engaged
Ok I'm tearing up now
I know there's no going back, what's done is done but I just want everything to go back to how it was. I don't want my family to tear themselves apart and I don't want legal battles over unnecessary disputes. I just want my brother back and my mom to smile again. i want everyone to just swallow their pride and settle their differences. I want to see my brother more than twice a year and I don't want to come home every weekend being afraid of seeing my mom haning from the ceiling. I want to finish my studies and get a job so I can support them and be useful to them. I do my best to bury these demons and focus but it's so tense all the fucking time. I know I'm being selfish as fuck but I wish I could just disconnect myself from my family completely and stop giving a shit.
>so much for my happy ending
Yeah it super sucks. I can't even tolerate being around a lot of the people i went to school with anymore without wanting to brain them as soon as they bring one of those things up.
I had one friend who was in one week advocating capitalist anarchy, then telling people to vote for Sanders. Fucking what? At least be consistent in your stupidity.
Also, hi Noire.
Random browsing or looking at something especially?
Pretty much the samething. Talking to you guys and watching YouTube videos
Its never too late!
>Same and im getting really hungry
I hope you'll manage to get some rest, I'm pretty tired here too.
I'm still waiting for you to come over on Telegram, NepNep is lots of fun! <3
Hi hamakaze maybe later. Doing some A&P homework
Then give someone else who can lead. WDYD is like about your choice and how you do things
That's a winner right there
Type it up! Let's hear it!!
Every 30 min
>that feel when one ear bud is louder than the other
She a cute
Rtg island is decent at best
I really hope he does. Dude is a good man
>fuckin' itchin' for season 2
Go get food holmes. It's good for the soul.
This puts me in the mood to write something, too bad I need to get some sleep.
i just have some razer kraken neons theyre probably shit compared to other headphones but im not complaining because i only paid $60 for them
im so sorry.
I value your well-being over my few nights out <3
I love my family but I'm not as happy around them as I am alone, with friend, or even on here. I feel like I dont have the same connection with my family like I used to 3-4 years ago. And around my brother I try to act cool so that he doesnt notice that I hate him because how much of a loser cunt he is.
>I have high hopes for my little sister, I want to see her do the best out of all of us...
I really wish I can hug you right now dude. God bless you
There's nothing shameful in what you want Akiko... I hope you and your family pull through this.
Holy shit man, I'd hug you if I could I hope everything will turn out great for you and your familly
I'm okay, just tired.
Probably leaving soon.
I will. Hope you get some good rest.
I'm poor for now, unfortunately.
>found a pair of Sony earbuds in a bathroom
>cleaned them thoroughly
>I'm ashamed of myself
>finding a bath scene with your waifu in it
I'd appreciate the company. Will you also save me from drowning?
Browsing for some good rappers and stuff about the Cold War.
kek I wouldn't of even made it off the boat.
That he is. Adding that song to playlist too.
y-you're so sweet <3, im sorry megumin, but im gonna go to bed....ill see you tomorrow adorable...
Yeah I really related to all of that. Wish I didn't but I do. And it's not selfish to want that, believe me. Having to put on a strong face for everyone 24/7 is one of the most taxing things someone can do. But I'd still advise against it, because I kinda did that when I left home and that made it so I wasn't able to say goodbye when both my dad and stepdad died within 7 months of each other. And I was so far away that I couldn't go home to help my mom. If you ever need to talk just lemme know alright? Pretty sure all of us here care.
The feels are real man
Kinda feel like shit knowing there is nothing I can do.
Lewdest I'll go.
Nah, we'll have the best underwater kingdom
i dont even know if Sony earbuds are good lol
thats probably me
Oh, haven't seen that one yet, and I've seen a lot of Shiragami stuff.
You know I can't resist hehe~
I think I'll pass by! Im sure you're right!
Will Nep be there?
What about you Shino bro?
Yeah but what should I take? Order pizza or cook something?
If you find something good tell me!
The Cold War pick your interest?
Good night Sleep tite ;)
>tfw when I don't have screencaps b/c crunchyroll
>it wasn't a particularly fanservice-y scene anyway
Still, I'm always down for shower/bath/pool/water stuff.
A L W A Y S.
>Yeah but what should I take? Order pizza or cook something?
Poutine is the answer... Always
They're okay, probably better than Apple.
It's pretty good.
>I'm completely willing to go lewder
That depends on how lazy you are feeling right now. I'd have cooked, but I didn't feel like thawing out any meat..
>fuckin' gonna be so lit
You get it. I too still have my younger sister. If I could say I ever truly loved anything in this world I'd say it was her. My little blonde tomboy is my pride and the first and foremost reason I return home every weekend. I've kinda raised her since we were young and she's turned out a fine gal, she even picked up the edgy 4chan humor off of me. I love her to death and I'd throw myself on a grenade for her, even though she'll most likely never hear me say that
Thanks guys, I know we're all just weebs on a random image board, but this means something to me. I really appreciate all the support
I hate showing my vulerable emotional side but sometimes you just gotta let it all out I suppose
>no dawn comes, without darkness
I have these sports earphones becuase workout and cardio and my left is barelyb works but right is A-ok
This face becomes a rap face real quick
How's your night my dude?
If you're looking for quality on the cheap, I suggest these
Oh, from the actual show, right I remember that now.
Who are you.
That gif scared the shit out of me.
Sonic Adventures 2 is the worst game I've ever played.
same with my earbuds
well hey you dont have to pay for the Apple ones so thats a plus
Coherence is really hard to follow for some persons, a lot actually.
And it kinda sucks too when you politely give your opinion to persons like this and then you just get a bunch load of bullshit as response.
Thanks, I hope I'll do in a couple of hours.
>Randomly finding 9 doujins of your waifu
Oh yeah NepNep will be there as well.
You really can't resist?
I would, love, to see you lose your composure~
It's somewhat early, but I might as well try.
I wanna try it so bad. My buddy from up north always talks about it.
if you think SA2 is bad then you should play Sonic Boom
how did it spook you
Barry and I use Name Sync...
Tenryuu, maybe others I don't recall.
See you Galko, Goodnight and sweet dreams~
Goodnight Glico! Sweet waifu dreams to you
well thats just not fair
What's name sync do?
This is a waifu thread fuckwit
Who is your waifu
Who came up with these threads
Allows you to use a name besides "Anonymous", although only other Name Sync users can see it.
It's good to avoid post signing, which is against the rules
Tenyruu, Ui, Syndra, and Fool are the only other ones in waifu that use NS as far as I know.
Enables name and tripcode fields.
Anytime man :)
Have a good night~
Mark Linkous is the greatest musician of the last 20+ years.
I don't know what you mean.
>tfw had an emotional outburst and broke down crying alone in my room right after writing this
I'm okay now
Thanks for being here for me you guys. Don't expect me to get soft for the next few months
I didnt raise my sister but I grew up with her and was closer to her than my brother. I too would do anything for her. Next year she's off to highschool and Im scared for her a little...