Female voice acting thread.
Odd rolls get voiced.
Have fun boys.
>>682705425
Also uh, specify the type of voice you want. Lmao
Sammy is a coin loving slot
>>682705425
will you voice sexual stuff?
Ayy lmao Sam man
>>682706649
Sure. Just specify w/e voice you want and I'll do it.
voice your own suicide
'Ogres are like onions, they have layers'
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I FUCKING LOVE SHOES SO GOD DAMN MUCH MMMMM FUCKING SHOES OH MY GOD SHOES I FUCKING SWEAR SHOES ARE MY FUCKING LIFE SHOES GOD FUCKING DAMN THESE SHOES ARE MY LIFE I MEAN ALL FUCKING SHOES ARE MY FUCKING LIFE OH MY GOD SHOES I FUCKING LOVE SHOOOOOOOOEEEEESSSSSSS
Make America Great Again! Down with the shills, and down with crooked Hillary! Bernouts are on suicide watch, because it's all Trump in 2016!
"Haha, great post! Well meme'd, my friend!"
Do like a sucubus voice nigga
"What? No of course not! His fist didn't even make it into my large intestine! That video is entirely fake! ....but... Um do me a favor and delete it anyway"
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
>>682707273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pFs4to1Fhk
>>682707603
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IVtKJa3hmd
>>682707779
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lMSo1bFARR
Yes daddy please put it in my no-no square
I want you in me baby (moan), Sonny I love you.
>>682710282
Reroll
[In erotic tone]
Mmmmm so you want to know what it feels like to have a pair of lips on your cock, do you? We'll... I may be able to help with that..
To be or not to be, that is the question.
in a serious tone
>>682706637
pls do it bb grill
>>682710880
Reroll
>>682710880
Rerolling
>>682710926
>>682710976
Rolling for these
>>682709231
Roll
>>682710880
>>682710282
>>682709835
ITT: beta virgins
mad getting im and metas 2 like for around been, he's fucks fat you invoker nerf fucking please Valve, goddamn
Normal Voice or Sexual Voice:
"It's time ro tip the scales!"
Please play the x-files theme in the background
"You'd have to be an idiot to believe the official story. Jet fuel can't even melt steel beams; 9/11 was obviously an inside job. Wake up! Bush did it so that the US could go protect its puppet master Israel. We'll never break free of the Zionist agenda if we can't question everything.
The truth is out there!"
You're mine now.
*giggle*
Don't even think you can disobey me. I own you.
You have to do everything I say.
Everything.
Which means you can't cum until I order you to.
All of your cum is mine too.
*giggle*
>>682711170
rerolling and fuck i was close
Rawr! I'm gonna eat you mister!
*licking sound*
I'm gonna eat you up!
*slurping noise*
You're so delicious mister.
*moaning and sucking*
*speaking with a full mouth* So delicious.
Fuck my tight pussy daddy, in a raspy getting fucked voice
After 9 years in development, hopefully it would have been worth the wait.
>gaben voice
(sexy milf voice) hey baby, oh, is your dick hard? Damn, it's so big! You wanna fuck your mama? Go ahead, mmm I'll let you cum in my pussy, put it in me baby (moan), fuck your mother (moan)
Can you do a youngish voice?
Daddy, how come you were taking pictures of my friends? Am I not good enough? Do I have to tell mom about how we always played the "bouncy game" when she wasn't home?
>>682711191
this
>>682711259
finally won, fuck that asshole from the old one
>>682711283
>>682711323
>>682711191
MEGA ROLL
>>682711212
reroll
>>682711284
>>682710880
>>682709835
>>682710282
>>682711319
>>682711323
>>682711212
Holy fuck so many virgins
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
>>682711212
>tfw not odd
reroll
(IN A SEXY WAY)
Holy mama kebaba hakuna matata!
I smell bacon on the balcony boi!
>>682711438
Roll
>>682711726
Reroll
>>682711677
ARE YOU READY?
nice dubs
>>682711677
goddamn son....
(slutty dominant voice) oh hey bitch, how's it feel being locked up? You finally realize you're not worthy of fucking me? I just got pounded by a big black cock; open up, cucky, you have a huge load of cum to lick out of my pussy
>>682711726
Rereroll
>>682711726
o shit waddup!
Moist
>>682711857
....you....even for a /b/tard you need help
>>682705425
Angry voice:
"You better shaddap or else my spear will be the only thing keft inside of you!"
>>682712238
Roll
>>682712238
Rollo
>>682711726
O shit waddup!
>>682711857
This is the most degenerate poster on /b/
Like if you where reading a recepie. Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
>>682712238
>>682712324
>>682712396
>>682712506
You have got to be fucking kidding me. Roll
>>682712238
>>682712324
>>682712396
>>682712506
>>682712612
Jesus christ... roll
>>682712293
Roll
if dubs moist is banned from this
>>682712756
fuck
>>682708465
My voice is kind of on the higher side, so, lower sultry voices is kinda tough for me lol.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CgCGwJDNos
>>682709231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jd5YtuyIpS
>>682709835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11FvfXOgPE7 (no pop filter life)
>>682712238
>>682712324
>>682712396
>>682712506
>>682712612
>>682712744
This is a joke. Roll for moist
Angry Voice:
"Aww c'mon Reyno! Why cant we just...do..it? Ya know...the "bed boogie," the "woo-hoo," the "Couple Twister?"
It's not about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep sucking the cocks that are hitting you!
Do a slow buildup that starts low and ends with a higher, but still masculine voice
>>682712978
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CgCGwJDNos
roll
Fuck me harder calvin *moans* yes cum in my tight wet pussy
you sound like enkidu, you aren't...but you sound like her
>all these odd posts.
We will never hear all of these will we?
Hey there small innocent child, want to have some clean, safe, PG fun?
>>682710671
You forgot this
>>682712833
"My voice is higher than your voice" every time higher until you destroy your voice
[Kind of sad, scared]
You can't imagine it, being bound to that machine. They had to soundproof our rooms, so we wouldn't keep everyone else up at night. I don't think it's possible to do to a cock what they did to us. In and out, in and out... and the vibration never stops. Sometimes they don't turn it off 'til morning...
>>682713735
>>682712527
I win 2 times. Feed me sista
>>682712833
Sing the Pokémon theme.
"0000guy"
>>682714105
Roll
I have a black guy in my family tree. He's been hanging there for about 200 years.
>>682714105
Rollin
Blood for the blood god!
Skulls for the skull throne!
I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass the sweat on my leg will quench your thirst!
I'm going to punch your face....in the face!
Hey Faggot. It's time for an assblastin!
>>682705425
Tits and timestamp or gtfo
I am cornholio and I need TP for my bunghole
>>682714185
Re roll
>>682710905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KbjyDE4KyH
>>682711185
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hgsqgoP4b6 Best of both worlds.
>>682711191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hEMfePM3lk
>>682715911
>"It's time to tip the scales!" sexual voice.
>mfw
>>682714105
Include music.
Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Then we will fight in the shade.
Use a different voice for each line
>>682705425
Sound Angry:
"I CHALLANGE MY FATE!"
Is OP kill?
Ey thats a spicy meatball
>>682705425
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
Then school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe...
Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist
or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
As you can see,
There's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall
Phineas Come on Perry!
So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
>>682714105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PdK6CVr9sl (Sorry Anon, I'm not a very good singer.)
>>682716763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TXQ6D8EjZt
>>682713735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oZxTT9O4rR ( I'm charging you for murder.)
Say this in your best Patrick voice:
"This inner machinations of my mind are an enigma!"
>>682718766
Rerolleroller
I don't understand...
>>682718482
Requesting you to sing any Power Rangers opening.
You got a good voice.
Tsk, little boy cocks can never last more than a few pumps
>>682719370
reroll!
CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
>>682719370
one more time
I still want the Patrick voice:
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma!!!"
If you want to fuck me, you're going to have to lick my cunt first, boy.
>>682705425
Hey OP, what kind of voice you think would fit for her?
Please say: "Fireside Girl Gretchen, reporting!" in that voice.
Is OP kill?
OP IS KILL
YELL DEAD THREAD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jinp8cxvON
OP is in other voice acting thread?
>>682720221
ayy lmao
>>682720221
Holy shit! I can't stop cumming. Please send help it hurts
YELL DEAD THREAD
>>682718766
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eD2ypuVgob
>>682719501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nOTvlDvDb7 ( I took liberties)
>>682717073
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XesWaPYNmz
>>682721205
Sexual voice requests coming up next in a megapost. Gimme a few minutes.
>>682721205
>tmw OP hasn't fulfilled all these gets
>>682720221
That's alright, I wasn't planning on sleeping anyways.
>>682721205
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XesWaPYNmz
Heroic as fuck
kek kek kek kek give me all your shekels you niggers
>>682721718
reroll
>>682721633
She could pass off as Lucina.
>>682721718
come on
>>682719843
Rollem
>>682721718
Reeeerollllll
>>682719207
Roll
>>682719843
Rerollem
>>682719843
YET ANOTHER REROLLEM
>>682721205
*nasally voice*
check your privilege you cis-scum white males you'll never understand what it is like to be a nonbinary fat woman of colour.
>>682718450
Roll
>>682721931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07etMUHS9iy
Why the fuck you lyin'? Why you always lyin'? mmmmmmm Oh my god. Stop fuckin' lyin'.
OP do more pervy ones
>>682722166
>dead meme
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ypg91KIZUn
>>682722293
You're a dead meme
>>682715911
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hEMfePM3lk
so... this girl has some skills...
>>682722366
Hahaha! Well memed friend!
>>682722072
kek
Shut the speed limit up (as autistic as possible)
>>682705425
>Loli
"Daddy, no, let me clean up first! I don't wanna be sticky all night, and I don't need diapers any more anyway!"
>>682722072
Requesting this: https://youtu.be/_To5yANWZ1U
>>682711283
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d5EUaMf1Pm
>>682711323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iPpMtREPyS
>>682711726
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eao8EGn5Uz
>>682719699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0voFbVZpp7q
>>682722911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1apm5vgF9Y2
What brings you around?
Did you lose something the last time you were here?
You'll never find it now
It's buried deep with your identity
So stand aside and let the next one pass
Don't let the door kick you in the ass
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
Don't even try
Exit out the back
And never show your head around again
Purchase your ticket
And quickly take the last train out of town
So stand aside and let the next one pass
Don't let the door kick you in the ass
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
Don't even try
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
Don't even try
>>682723248
I don't know what I was expecting.
>>682723248
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1apm5vgF9Y2
kek
Say
" I swear to fucking god, every time I see you you're either covered in blood or piss. Sometimes both!"
>>682723550
>>682723248
10/10
Tell him to go eat shit johnny
tell him yourself
Eat shit asshole! fall off your horse!
SO MANY UNFULFILLED GETS
Don't cry, just dump your load in momma's pussy.
>>682723772
reroll x1
>>682723226
So good! Thanks, based OP
>>682723817
got it!
>>682709504
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IVtKJa3hmd
saving this
>>682723372
Raul
Do you have somewhere you could be contacted to pay you to read stuff?
Prepare for the battle, prepare for the war
Prepare for the real Street Fighter blood war
The third of the third, prepare to die for
Your life's on the line so I'mma take yours
So who wanna blood dance with me?
Get your body wrapped up or you ????? street fantasy
In the square yo you best to beware
Street Fighter we ain't playin over there
please sing
Worth a shot (erotic voice) "Please Teddy fill me, make me take every last inch of your hard cock deep in my pussy."
>>682723982
give me that odd reroll
>>682723982
odd reroll PLEASE
>>682723982
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u8lilCjpEX
>>682721822
>>682721855
>>682721921
>>682721955
UNFULFILLED Gets
>>682721931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pGfKfhdpbm
>>682722883
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cnZseqhHGq
>>682722911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cnZseqhHGq
Who are you calling boy? My names hand banana.
YOUR NAME IS FUCK
>>682718482
thanks for fulling my dream of singing that song with a girl
>>682724490
REROLL
>>682724458
>>682713799
Can you do this one?
>>682723248
I'm dying
>>682724458
should change it to dubs OP
OP
How do you record and get clean music in the background? What are you using?
Welcome home Master. Would you like dinner, a drink, a bath, or maybe you'd like to have me?
Thank you for choosing me master [kiss noise]. I'll do my best to satisfy you. [giggle]
>>682724244
You put the wrong link for speed limit
Could you say this for me in an uninterested tone at first
>Hey big bro, surprised your home this late, work must have sucked right?
Then in a more concerned voice
>O-oh what was that? You're manager made you work a huge shift then fired you? AND he told your secret to everyone at work?
>Jesus bro, look why don't we go to the clothes store and get your something. I know buying girls clothes and trying out new outfits makes you more comfortable.
>Then we can do your makeup and go out with some of my friends tonight. That sound good?
Would really appreciate it, thanks.
Self-inflicted
What'd you tell them?
I just told 'em hell's existence
But you know me, don't nobody
Know my business
My presence flog your confidence
Who want a brand new complex?
Now on, I'll call you, go fetch
Self-inflicted
>>682723731
bumping cause i got odd
>>682719843
Roll n Bump
>>682724244
Hello Mr. Man
Is it the golden hand?
You who art so rich
Why must you be so hated?
You who art a bitch
Oh how you arth debated
In super sexy slow poem voice please
>>682724490
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bP7MTCOZsu
>>682723982
nigga you best fullfill
>>682723248
HAHAHAHAHAA
A loli R. Lee Ermey doing the Navy Seal copypasta.
>>682724089
>>682723982
nigga
pussy pussy marijuana juana
>>682723248
maor do maor pls
>>682723960
I'm an amateur at this kind of stuff. I honestly just like seeing the kind of shit you guys come up with lol. My email is "[email protected]" if you ever wanna contact me to read shit for you, though.
>>682724033
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZyGUS4Mcys
>>682723731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KNhcZvDIk7
>>682724470
All I know is good,ball and rape.
Yo rock what you got. Block what you shot
Another chapter and what you get is what you got
'Nuff warriors here to fight, choose one
The best of the best will be the champion
Whose world is this after all?
Capcom living with LockDown forever y'all
just say it, no sing
pls my family is very poor
>>682725778
do you have a handle you go by? you're actually really good, have you been trained at all?
>>682725778
>[email protected]
Posting your email on 4chan. Pretty brave.
>>682726050
REROLL
>>682705425
"I would eat shit off a tile floor in a dive bar men's room to get you to raw dog me for three minutes in the back of a Kia Sorento."
Fuck it say while slowly getting louder: Harder baby harder! I want you to cum deep inside me! Then at the end just scream Sean
>>682726085
im sure shes been here many times faggot
>>682724949
Rerolling for this, really need a pickup after today at work.
I you own personal favorite voice to do
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
>>682723248
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1apm5vgF9Y2
llollololololololo
>>682726260
u w0t?
>>682726115
das odds, my boi
>>682725778
please in a loli voice semi yelling "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT FUCKING NOOOOORRRRRMIES"
>>682725778
>My email is "[email protected]" if you ever wanna contact me to read shit for you, though.
[emails intensify]
>>682724949
roll
"Yes you are right Garfield" Said the kid who stopped doing drugs and went back to school for degrees. Garfield than arrived at the vampire warehouse where the vampire gangsters held their natalie portman. Garfield notices there was a vampire gangster guarding the entrance. "Oh no it is Garfield I must make alarm" Said the vampire gangster. "The only alarm you will be making is in hell!" Said Garfield as he shot the vampire gangster in the chest with his desert eagle. "HA Gardfield! Vampires can only be killed with steaks and suns!" Said the vampire gangster. "Fool, my bullets are made of suns" Said Garfield with astrophysics. "Oh no I am dead1" Said the stupid vampire gangster as he burned away.
>>682726669
Do a good Garfield voice please
>>682726115
bump for this
>>682724244
Oh god, thank you! Appreciate this.
bump'n
>>682726371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D8utVRfnLJ
>>682713799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h26cDNKLux
>>682724820
I'm just throwing everything together in Audacity and uploading it to vocaroo (which shits on the quality btw)
>>682724884
Sorry, forgive me? <3 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JrN1TVEhRm
>>682724863
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HRBxrX86eF
>>682724949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AItUSmWSX5
>>682727163
hype for that sf3 coming up
Desmond, It's time to eat that nutsack-sandwich, boy~
>>682727145
oh my god thats amazing
>>682725778
Didn't expect to actually roll odds. I would have put something funny instead lol.
>>682725778
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KNhcZvDIk7
holy shit anon thanks it's hilarious
>>682727163
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AItUSmWSX5
Hey thanks for that, I know you didn't have to but it meant a lot to me. Kinda wish I had a sister or someone that acctually meant that. Thanks anyways, no more requests outta me for the night.
>>682727163
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AItUSmWSX5
yeah that sounds nice thanks
"no more requests outta me for the night."
yeah okay
;-; no sf3
>>682727163
>Forgiveness intensifies
>>682727537
faggot
>>682727703
this
Can you scream "Or is that just one of your lies"
>>682726053
Thank you! <3 And nah I don't really have one. I should make one though if I'm gonna be doing stuff like this more often. Maybe something weeaboo-ish like "Shell-chan" or something? Lmao
>>682727948
I got 2 odds
give me that sf3 please
>>682727948
it needs to be at least partially autistic if you plan on being here often
>>682727948
but shell-chan probably is pretty good
>>682728185
Shekelchan
>>682727948
all hail shell-chan?
>>682727948
How about Big Shell
http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Shell
>>682728339
How pretty is OP?
Ruin my expectations for me will you?
>>682728444
TRIPS DONT LIE
can you scream
"FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!"
in your manliest voice?
>>682728499
shes like 9.5/10
Note: Slowly getting sadder/more emotional. If you can make it start to fade out near the end, too,appreciated but unnecessary.
"It's okay, Juliet! I know you tried your best. I'm fine, really! I'm just sorry I c-couldn't be there for you in the end. I hope everything's all right on your side. I know Serena and Karin will take care of you. I promise, no matter what happens, I'll never forget you. You were my best friend! I... I love you... goodbye..."
>>682728613
Don't fuckin play with me
Hurry up OP!
Let me objectify you woman!
>>682728728
no really shes been here before
>>682705425
OP mind I join in on the reading?
"Where is the dog I have come to know as, Dog. His bark makes me purr louder than a plane engine. His fur is whiter than the purest of snow. His eyes sparkle more beautifully than the fireworks of July. Oh Dog, just come to me and we could live a happy life together."
>>682728629
RIP :( http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XHo3Ei0gb1
>>682728629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y0wli1Z2dS
this was a good thread
>>682726669
Bumping for Garfielf
>>682705425
Sunday! SUNDAY! SUN-DAY!!!!
Baby fisting boxing league heavyweight championship of the world!!!!!!!
>>682729283
FUCKING TOPKEK MY SIDES
>>682729283
Unholy foulness! I will TAKE YOU WITH ME!
>>682729271
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>682729283
10/10
>>682729271
Absolute perfection...
Is your e-mail your Paypal?
>>682729245
This
>>682729283
You know, as fucked up as she was by the end of the game, she probably sounded like that in the physical world.
>>682729557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03ILFbjV9Ek
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.
>>682730598
Reroll
>>682730535
wut tha
>>682729245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n0fcsr3ZNu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EUt565Q1YH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QLYq3q4gok
>>682730598
Reroll2
>>682730172
I don't have a Paypal lol. Thank you for the offer though. <3 I'm just doing this fun.
>>682727945
OR IS THAT JUST ONE OF MY LIES
>>682730725
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EUt565Q1YH
WOAH wait your actually fucking good at this
>>682730725
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QLYq3q4gok
well the sudden quality in voice surprised me
>>682730518
What is this from BTW?
>>682730749
I'm hoping this will make the person playing Juliet cry.
>>682731125
Magical Burst game I've been playing online. My character was a healer, ended up basically trading her life for the big bad's because he was her girlfriend's father.
>>682730725
Beautifully done
Thank you
>>682731078
>>682730945
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fiv1jdYxJO
>>682731456
sexy
>>682731456
what the fuck did i just listen to
>>682726147
Still haven't gotten this yet
>>682730535
its goood, but that reverb at the end kinda meh'd it.
just to clarify. its babies used as boxing gloves to box the other boxers baby boxing gloves
do you got a gut? will you touch the gut?
>>682720221
>>682731456
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fr2Ja3RkOD
>>682705425
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cMORMo8ZCn
Guise guise, i'm ready
>>682731456
okay i have a request, sexy voice. "Did you finish all your homework? You know daddy is going to reward you when your done. Do you wanna know what the reward is? *pig voice* THE GATES OF HELL OPEN FOR YEE CHILD"
>>682732044
kill urself
*British Accent*
You low corrosive lump of fecal horror, you maniac, you bastardly turd. I would drink stale urine from Norman Fowler's arse-pit than remain one moment more in your defiling company. You're filth, you're cack, you're the ooze of a burst boil, I abominate you, you cowering mount of corrupted slime. Your every utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a decomposing rat. Your face is even fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum.
>>682726116
rawlin
>>682727163
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you
>>682732111
I would love to
>>682732194
Roll
>>682732044
tell me youll love me forever
Because why not
"Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of shit! If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I 'm gonna wreck your shit so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish. I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron fucking feet, you twat!"
>>682732206
Rolling, but make it dog shit, and do an Islamic accent.
God damn TQR u are so good at it
Hey guys, I'm gonna go ahead and wrap it up for the night! Thanks for the support! I'll make a new thread around this same time tomorrow if you guys wanna seek me out lol (I promise to make a more manageable quota instead of "odds") . Have a nice night everyone! Thank you so much! <3
>>682732667
thanks for posting, was the best thread so far tonight, will check in tomorrow
>>682732639
>Islamic accent
>>682732571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CcGfBbumRa enjoy
>>682732667
One last one? "Good night, anon, you cocksucking faggots!"
>>682732571
Go be a fa/tg/uy somewhere else.
>>682732667
Much thanks for your time
>>682732667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uwC0V3Z8mH
>>682732665
Damn just had odds now shes Leaving
>>682732478
creepy.
>>682733047
your offspring would have the voice of god himself
"BOOIII" screeched Sam Coste at light speed. "86 IS FOR RICHARD NIX" Without a hint of regret, Coste released his arm tearing machines upon tight wad hill. The gorillas carjacked Gracie and left El Coche without an arm or a gas pump.
>>682733073
what are you gay?
>>682733258
I'm a grill
>>682732790
Thank you!! <33
>>682732884
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oI5Hqw2op4
But for real! Night. <3
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
>>682733356
EW i thought you were a guy
>>682733471
Jesus crust I've been told i sound manly but gosh.
