What kind of Girlfriend do you want
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What kind of Girlfriend do you want
>>682705067
TH-THE KIND THAT EXISTS!! FIRST!!
>16
>dancer
>rich
Oh wait...
Nah but seriously, I don't even want a girlfriend anymore. I've been redpilled. At this point, I just want to focus on my hobbies, build some wealth, and wait until programmable android wives are a reality.
a real one
>>682705473
>I'm 18 years old, the post
>>682705067
Severed carotids
>>682706603
you sure showed him
>>682706603
I'm 27 and disillusioned. Haven't had a gf since age 16.
>>682705067
>the Miss Japan kind
>the black Japanese kind
>>682706842
>He thinks Black Lives Matter
>>682705067
Exactly that one. Exactly..
>>682705067
one with big tits and a small feminine cock.
>>682706887
Jesus Christ, every time I look at that woman...
one who shares my weird fetishes
>>682705067
rich one
>>682706887
>>682707052
A better one.
>>682706842
What did I show him?
The one that exists
>>682705067
Moderately westernized asian, good tits, cute face, loyal and outgoing.
Pic related.
Last one I had was way too Asian.
one that gets me hard and makes me feel my heart.
One I fantasize about holding in my arms when I go to bed...
>>682705392
Shieet.
What's the secret?
One that's antisocial. I just wanna chill, cuddle, smoke weed and play vidya.
Also, no kids. Got with a chick who had a kid and holy fuck I hated having to schedule shit around a child. Thank fuck it wasn't mine or I'd feel a need to stay.
I just want a partner, man.
Nice, attractive, actually female, preferably not fat, big boobs nice but not required, and most of all I want her to be willing to date me
>>682705473
I can agree and relate. On top of how much society has declined, women seem to be on the top of the food chain. They are practically men without dicks. Call me a beta, whatever, but holy shit women are so fucking aggressive these days. I always relate them to serpents.
>>682707895
WHATS THAT CALLED? ive been looking for the name for ages. its red something
>>682708196
You're absolutely right. They don't even want to be identified as 'women' any more, because they feel it makes them out to be 'inferior to men' (because you know, they're offended by EVERYTHING now). Couple that with the fact(s) that they have a nearly infinite supply of potential mates (so it's easier for them to cheat on you/lie to you), are held on a much higher standard than men, and are usually not held accountable for their poor decisions, and it really makes you wonder...what's even the point? Women have become manipulative, cold, calculating, and downright evil; they're not like the warm, loving women our mothers and grandmothers were.
>>682708640
Redline. GOAT movie.
One with a dick
>>682708877
>all modern women are liberal
>>682709214
>most
And I'm not going to dig through garbage to find a steak. People always say relationships are 'hard work,' and considering that the only reward is sex that depreciates in value over time, I don't see the point in adding more unnecessary labor/headache.
>>682709592
>the only reward is sex that depreciates in value over time
Are you for real
got the girl I had a crush on since grade 10, she came onto me after about a year of no talking.
Loved every second of it, she was a bit simple minded and did some things that would make my friends laugh at her and admittedly me too but god damn I loved her.
I tried to build her self confidence, I did the small shit to make her happy and I put in that extra effort. I told her how much I loved her and that she'd be the one id marry. She went along with it telling me that she loved to. And by god she was the best fuck I've ever had. I could cum in her after about 5 minutes.
Would've done anything for this girl. Literally anything. She had me feeling my heart and wanting to hold her in my arms.
Then one night at a party she had her head in some guys lap. I didn't care because she was drunk beyond coherence and I just tried to take care of her, as any good boyfriend would. But the guy she was laying with told me to leave her alone. Wanted to fight him but I wasn't gonna swing first, so I ridiculed him for a while & he did nothing. Left and the next morning she was pissed at me for being a "dick"
She didn't want to talk to me for a while. Know what I did?
Broke up with her, she didn't understand why I didn't want her head in that guys lap and called me "controlling" for trying to put her to bed.
Then to top it off, she said "You always try to be the alpha" bc I beaked the guy, who I guess has been her friend for a while.
I want a girl who can love me for my amount of self respect and who truly means the words:
"I love you"
>>682709803
Tell me I'm lying. Actually, ask yourself:
>other than sex, what does a man benefit from a relationship?
You can probably argue things like "companionship" and "trust," but keep in mind that she can just as easily dispense those things to any other man at the drop of a hat, the moment you say or do *anything* that upsets her.
Its better to be alone. For the most part.
It gets lonely as hell sometimes, and the beginning of a relationship is always fucking great.
But once you both get bored of each other, that's usually when it becomes a pain. You get tired of the waste of time and always having to deal with her problems, as she does you.
I dunno, I'm happy being alone for now. I can focus on my job and my vidya, and fapping is satisfying enough. Although I do miss sex sometimes.
>>682707895
>antisocial
You're either using the word wrong or you like psycho bitches. If the latter's true, I suggest you find a women's prison and start writing love letters.
>>682709851
Holy shit I went to high school with her
>>682710238
All of this has made me really consider hooking up and dating a dude.
>>682705067
a non-gook
>>682710939
Well, that would be less of a headache...or possibly more, as you're dealing with a man who thinks he's a woman (assuming you're the top). Then you're dealing with split personalities.
>>682710984
Like being a moron improves a woman's worth.
my roomate. she is literally a 12/10
>>682710626
Guess I'm using it wrong.
I mean a girl who doesn't like being around people. A lot of chick's I meet seem to NEED to always be around someone.
I want a chick where we can just enjoy a comfy time together inside, and she can function alone without always needing someone.
>>682706887
Ugly.
Japan needs to kick out all niggers before it's too late.
>>682711645
Weeb detected
>>682711645
found the ghey
>>682705067
i want a girlfriend that understands me. I want a girlfriend that will listen to me and give a listen to my feelings which i express to her. I want a girlfriend that will accept my World of Warcraft addiction. I want.... i want a girlfriend Op.
>>682711118
> realizes the realities of race
> moron
Nigger confirmed.
>>682706887
if you think that's hot
look at Ukranian Japanese mixed women... hot as fuck
>>682705473
I can dig this.
>>682707540
caucasian+asian mixes are always hot
male or female
>>682711833
99% of Jap girls are cuter. She would be much cuter if there was nothing black about her, so if she wasn't anything like she is.
the swallowing kind
>>682711961
>doesn't realize he's descended from prehistoric "niggers"
Moron confirmed.
>>682711989
I like my Japanese with brown skin and nappy-haired pussy.
>>682705067
Only posting cos I like the idea of having to think about this.
Looks: something that would be at least moderately attractive to me. I am well aware of how I look and my standards are adjusted accordingly.
Personality: probably kind of one of those rugged romance beteran types. The ones who have seen some shit. For the most part I'm a good mate, but when I have a bad day, I have a FUCKING bad day. Experience in handling the bullshit that comes with Borderline and depression would be helpful. Most likely someone with the mothering urge to take care of man child I am.
Interests: musician would be a huge plus, doubly so if a prog metalhead. Couldn't care less on her stance with vidya. Would also be nice to get a fellow liquor snob (I don't fuck with anything that is not top shelf or at least close).
Ideals: Don't care if she is religious, just as ling as she doesn't make it a requirement for our relationship (read: someone who can respect nonbelief) though atheism or apatheism would be just so much easier. I guess basically the same idea politically.
Bonus round: willingness to communicate is a damn must. I have been working hard to understand other points of view, especially those I don't agree with. I need her to do the same when I believe something that she disagrees with.
Sex: at this point, I am so fucked in the head when it comes to sex, that she'll probably have to "rape" me to get the sex to start the first. Like seriously, even tarmac markings to her vagina would not be enough for me to believe she wants sex. See mental issues above.
>>682711190
Pics?
>>682705067
>a real one
pls
>>682712231
Yes, that's called evolution. I realize this which is why I realize the realities of race.
>>682712162
>99% of Jap girls are cuter
>has probably never been to Japan, and is only basing this assessment on JAV whores
>>682712325
>>682712559
> almost all those girls are still cuter
>>682712867
>subjectivity
>>682707633
Still scratching my head, bro.
>>682712660
Mmm
>>682710771
She's a camgirl on MFC.
Cute, short, redhead, shy, blue eyes, Christian/Catholic, and no daddy issues would be perfect but it will never happen.
>>682712963
This one's Crystal Kay. She's actually half-Korean, but was born and raised in Japan.
>>682713056
Got a link?
>>682705067
A nazi
>>682713081
Christian? What?
>>682713371
For morals and to make sure she isn't a hoe
>>682713503
Then get yourself a Buddhist girl.
>>682713503
Are you sure you want to deal with that whole no premarital sex thing? Not to mention the endless proselytising. Or are you hoping to "corrupt" her? Hell, it's a gamble, but a damn good payoff.
Godspeed you! black anon.
>>682706887
WTF is this nigger doing to my japan?, are they becoming Nordic?
>>682713918
I'm good at convincing girls to get passed that shit. I've done it with a jew before but she was insane and a major kike
>>682714153
>my japan
Fucking weeb
>>682713179
Jesus Christ this site won't let me post it. Let's see if this works:
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>>682714153
>my japan
>>682712071
This just makes me depressed.
>tfw no qt asian gf
>tfw no gf at all
I want a gf who's a hardcore /b/tard, or is like one; I mean the kind of person who doesn't fit in with society, likes really dark humor, and isn't bothered by gore and violence. I want her to be a loner, so I don't have to do stupid shit like in a normal relationship, and who doesn't want to get married or have kids.
She'd have to be cool with me wanting to be a trap.
I can probably compromise, but I'd like her to be really left wing.
Appearance-wise...
>Requirements
Not fat.
>Preferences
Short hair.
>Ideal
Black bob cut, w/ bangs and straight sides, kinda longish.
Pale.
Gothy.
>>682714609
You want Crispy.
>>682714275
More power to you, anon. I had a chance to corrupt a Mormon girl, but I fucked it all sorts of up.
cuddly and brown
>>682714609
Die
>>682714969
She's cute, but not really. I dunno why I attached a pic of her.
>>682715600
Why?
>>682711326
there are probably many chicks out there, sitting at home doing nothing like us
>>682711788
I think the same way, niggers don't belong there faggot, they're a fucking pest.
Although I was never able to go to the Opera as a boy, I did enjoy listening to Classical European music whenever I got the chance. I think that's when I started my 'whitening.'
>>682712559
Those are chinese you fucking prick, learn to asian.
>>682716660
>>682716323
Another fucking wapanese weeb
>>682713174
NIgger as fuck.
>>682714288
>>682714484
>Youmad?.jpg
>>682716906
>Korean as fuck
http://www.strawpoll.me/10132387
do the pole
>>682716906
Well, while you're hung up on that, I'll be re-blackening her.
>Oooh yes, tell me more about your Ex-Boyfriend.
>Do you like my "Sugar Rain?"
>>682717015
Actually u mad, weeb, she's Miss Japan and you're a wannabe Miss Japan, u jelly hop on a biscuit
>>682717015
>Not_at_all.rb
>>682716849
Found the fucking mix race promoter kike
>>682717057
>still nigger
>>682705067
A Stepford wife.
>>682717365
Unless you're Japanese, you'd be race-mixing too if you slept with a Japanese.
>>682705067
One with a pulse
>>682717365
Or maybe I'm mixed race, which I am. Dumbass.
>>682717186
that's fucking gross, too many niggers(or kikes in nigger disguise) on this thread.
>>682705067
My supervisor at work, but the whole "Don't shit where you eat" deal puts me at bay.
>>682717428
>still Korean
>>682717192
>Implying any one besides murrictards or africans would want a nigger for a queen.
Kill yourserlf.
>>682717592
Well, back to your s/fur and trap threads, I suppose.
>>682705067
one thats real. one that wants to have kids. thats it pretty much.
>lol at my sadness
>>682717726
Japanese people voted a half-black/half-Japanese hafu as Miss Japan. Go jerk off to anime weeb.
>>682717726
The Japanese did.
>not all of them voted for her
Demands of the many, Anon. She's more Japanese than you or anyone on this board could ever hope to be.
>>682705067
One that can help free me from my madness.
>>682717501
>Unless you're Japanese
Why would I bother to tell you I'm one?, this is a anonymous board, and I can even be a nigger myself and you won't tell if I'm telling the truth faggot.
Japanese gurls are too much for nigger to start invading that country and fuck with them.
>>682718044
Dubs confirm
>>682717572
>I'm mixed race
>I'm a nigger
say it properly
>>682705067
Yandre
A real one
>>682718192
You're not Japanese if you didn't already know she was Miss Japan, you fucking moronic weeb.
>>682718192
I wasn't asking if you were, I was just making a point. You can't complain about 'race-mixing' if you'd be doing the same thing if you were to sleep with one (most likely).
Really not sure why you're this bootybothered.
Petite, able to do basic tasks without me having to help and correct shit, glasses would be nice. After 2 years of essentially babysitting my last gf I am finally free, can't do it anymore. Want her to have something even vaguely interesting on her mind, not the same regurgitated facebook shit every woman is obsessed with now.
>>682718192
bruh, youre about as japanese as a mongnolian figure skating orangutan
>>682717759
>Implying I like that shit like yourself.
Seriously soo much nigger lovers around, don't you have to steal some one's wallet or a car radio?
>>682718422
Weebs get butthurt over their anime fantasy of Japan being shattered by reality.
The kind that will bless me with several blowjobs daily
>>682718600
No. It's late, and I feel like studying for the JLPT N3 instead of engaging in criminal activity.
>>682718685
That's what I was thinking, kek.
>>682717960
>>682718044
Yes, they wanted to people to understand how fucking ugly is when a monkey is voted, I wonder how many has she sleeped with to get that position.
>>682705067
my perfect girl would a have a large black femine penis
>>682718192
>gurls
>implying girls
Papers please
>>682718845
lel
>>682718841
>we're going to show the world how ugly she is by electing her to be the most beautiful woman in our country who isn't working in the porn industry
>that'll show 'em how ugly she is!
This...I don't think you thought that through.
>>682718312
>>682718422
>>682718596
Hyped niggers will hype.
The kind I already have
>personal fuck toy customized by myself from puberty through college
Got that bitch to give me head on command and going to medical school
>>682718848
>learn to typo
How's school?
The kind that won't cheat one me.
>>682719077
Weebs gonna weeb
>>682719044
>This...I don't think you thought that through.
In fact I do, still gross as nigger armpit
>>682719126
School is good. You should try it.
>>682719179
Sure.
One that wants me as much as I want her. Healthy relationship, ect.
>>682710238
>>682709592
>>682705473
Not all women are like that tho. The few horror stories you read online are not indicative of the entirety of women and neither is the couple bad experiences you may have had. Most women that divorce in those horror stories are older, 40s or so, and were raised in a different time. Their are stupid skanks now yes, but for the most part the women i've been with have been pretty chill, pay for their own shit, are mature, don't pitch fits, and strongly dislike feminism. Know how to pick'em guys.
Also stfu with that "redpill" shit. This isn't /pol/ you edgy shit.
>>682719077
nobody likes you chinky eyed motherfuckers dont you have a child to rape on a subway or a dolphin to kill ?
disgusting jap
>>682719248
Well, that's your personal opinion. I personally find blasians to be downright beautiful, and can't wait to make a few to call my children. I just hope for your sake, you don't project this kind of anger/parajealousy toward actual Japanese women (or any women for that matter).
>>682719357
>Not all women are like that tho.
>And I'm not going to dig through garbage to find a steak.
I think you don't still get it.
>>682719498
>nobody likes you nigger skined motherfuckers dont you have a child to rape on a subway or a dolphin to kill ?
>disgusting nigger
I guess you should reformulate what you said, fixed.
One that my wife and I can have fun with, in and outside the bedroom.
>>682719506
>Well, that's your personal opinion
>implying I care for the opinion from some monkey fucker.
Bestiality is bad man.
her is the most close to what i wanted i know she aint cute but i really like her and shes very nice another proof that life sucks
>>682719881
>implying I care for the opinion from some monkey fucker
To have dragged it on for this long, you clearly do. Something's got your bothered, and I think it really has to do with the idea (well, fact in this case) that some black guy achieved what you still can't: laying with a Japanese woman.
>>682710238
Top kek
How does it feel to not have a good relationship?
>>682719531
Kill yourself. Anyone who believes that red pill shit needs to be ground into fertilizer. I'm not even a feminist, but the kind of pathetic subhuman retardation that comes from you fags makes me support eugenics.
>>682710433
You just haven't found the right person
>>682719693
>mfw i read it as "im not really japanese and my mom needs the computer so bbl guys"
>>682720222
>how does it feel to be cheated and your money drawed?
one with a pulse.
>>682710238
You have two choices:
1. >>>/r9k/
2. Kill yourself.
Or do both, I don't care.
Seriously though, kill yourself.
>>682719531
>And I'm not going to dig through garbage to find a steak
You are implying a vast majority of women are shit, when in fact, this generation is for the most part ok. Maybe you live in Jersey or some shit idk man but around here women are pretty good. Find a different demographic or something, don't just complain on a chinese cartoon board about how almost all women suck and that you are "redpilled" like a tinfoil hat fag. Go out and get your dick wet.
>>682711326
Introverted is what you are looking for
>>682720369
Kill yourself.
Not even niggers wants to fuck niggers.
>>682720362
There you go
>>682720518
Most of these fags have only dealt with women in high school, college, or the club "scene". Women in those areas, I admit, are often retarded. But so are the men in those circles. And these women don't represent a majority.
But you're not going to convince these fagboats. They've reached the level of conspiracy theorists, and conspiracy theorists cannot be reasoned with.
>>682720518
>don't just complain on a chinese cartoon board
>Implying you're not posting on the same
Tell me more please, how interesting.
>>682720518
>You are implying a vast majority of women are shit
Yes, I prefer traps over real women.
>>682721109
>Most of these fags have only dealt with women in high school, college, or the club "scene".
Easy "alpha as fuck" dude don't over react.
>>682720934
if ure implying you wouldnt that shit right the fuck up then youre dumber than a weeb jap loving sack of cocks.
>>682720160
>I think it really has to do with the idea (well, fact in this case) that some black guy achieved what you still can't: laying with a Japanese woman.
Bingo.
>>682721697
Go find some one to fuck you, you're not arguing nothing here.
>>682721724
uuuuuuu you really got my there, I'm hurt.
>>682705067
sex robot
>>682722048
You didn't deny it.
>>682721697
>>682721724
>>682722048
>>682722224
Yep, u mad weeb
>>682722188
Sure pal, sure I bited you win, le me lost.
>>682721878
since when were we arguing????
im insulting you for being a subhuman chink eyed piece of shit u fucking small dicked pedophile
dont be comin at me with images of tasty fucking food and claim u wouldnt eat that shit either.... fucking real chinks love american food
>>682707895
My gf is almost like this. The only problem is, she wants children. Fuck it's a tough choice. She has the perfect temperament, plays vidya, watches anime, isn't lazy but why for fucks sake does she want kids, fuck. It's so fucking hard to choose. Every single girl I've met that is into vidya or anime is fucking nuts, why must this gem want kids.
A Japanese girl a few years younger than me with similar interests. Also a penis.
>>682705067
when that wont cause drama
>>682722398
In any case, if you do actually meet with a Japanese woman, don't bring that kind of attitude to them.
>Found a wifu thread
>Get in it to comment
>Found people defending some niggerese
What's become of you /b/?, are we get invaded by to many cucks now you defend even nigger?, we hate niggers remember?
>>682722727
whos defending a nigger? idgaf where it comes from. all im saying is....my ass will fucking eat some watermelon and fried chicken and drink some grape soda like everybody else....
but i wont stick my benis in a nagger or a chink
>>682722583
>don't bring that kind of attitude to them.
>Still a nigger
>>682722980
>and still more Japanese or Korean than you can ever hope to be
>>682722727
Fuck off with your Alt-Right bullshit, not everyone is doing your bidding. The media actually thinks we're all a part of your Alternative Right faggotry because of the fucking memes. Fuck you and them.
>>682723115
>Implying
>>682723165
Well, that was fast. Guess I'll go watch some Trek.
>>682723115
You don't have to be a weeb to pity any society inflicted with niggers.
>>682722727
>>682723165
I'd bet money that you're white. Too much of a wapanese weeb vibe coming from you, it shows.
>>682723252
Here guys have some real asian ass.
>>682720369
>haven't been cheated on cuz pussy whipped from her formative years
>I'm a biomed engineer
>she's going to be a doctor
You have the shekel sucker wrong
She's going to be my sugar momma
>>682723577
>the kind I'll never see or touch, because I'm too busy wasting away on 4chan /b/itching about niggers
Weebs BTFO
>Japanese street signs for captcha
>>682723338
In fact I like the idea, even if you manage to photoshop(or paint in your case), I know what niggers en kikes do to the society, why would I like them?, look what happened then nordic countries, we need to learn the lessons history has showed us.
>will never cheat on you out of fear of being "honor-killed" by you, her brother, her father, her uncles, or her grandfathers, etc.
If she's a real Muslim from a real Muslim family you will basically own her pussy.
>>682709851
i feel you anon... i feel you
>>682723889
>She's going to be my sugar momma
Wait and see nigger, wait and see...
>>682724375
I refer you to this for more information
>>682724211
Can confirm that Muslim women are loyal as fuck if you can break them down before marriage
>>682724063
>the kind I'll never see or touch, because I'm too busy wasting away on 4chan
>trying this hard.
How sweet remember me why are you here too?... hooooo yes to overlord on us beta fags right, hail to you alpha.
>>682724729
>Can confirm that Muslim women are loyal as fuck if you can break them down before marriage
Alauh akbar
>>682724211
>>682724729
If they're really conservative you'd have to join their stupid cult and follow all their rituals. There are easier ways to get women who will do shit for you you betas.
And just because the punishment is death doesn't mean they don't do it.
Also if they're not conservative expect a total slut.
Not worth it.
>>682705067
one with a dick
Cripsy is the only girl I want
>>682705067
One who doesn't Cheat on me
and preferably looks like this
>>682725378
You dumbass it's about keeping her from being a whore, that's what Islam does, keeps them in check for fear of death.
>alpha as fuck
>>682724923
>if you break them down early
I did mine early enough that she isn't a practicing Muslim (guilt wasn't worth it) but still has the strict upbringing and has a devoted dad.
>top kek her immediate family is integrated and she's white washed
>still has family in the homeland that would honor kill her
Nigga you can't make me feel bad for landing gold
>>682725579
Fat chance, fatass
>>682725579
If she looks like that, she will most definitely cheat on you.
Id like that sloot too tho. Tattoos + redhead is hnnng
>>682725579
Pick one
>>682725378
>pretends to know Islam
>never dated or experienced a Muslim girl
Stay in your mom's basement. That'll get you laid m8
>>682725924
alah akbar fam
>>682726744
The only thing she's blowing is my dick
>>682725866
Lol
>>682712071
ive never had my boner die so fast...
