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What's wrong with my dick, /b/?
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>>682704296
You left it in the microwave too long bro.
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You jack off too much
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lots of disease
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>>682704296
timestamp or gtfo faggot
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What the fuck
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Common case of niggergrossis, just an hero, will be better.
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>>682704928
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>>682704296
That is an anus on a stick.
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i would suspect you work in an area that has cardboard warehouse or something

that shit dries the oils of your hand and ergo you fapping 10 times a day is leeching the oil off your dick onto your already oil deprived hands

or wash your sheets
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>>682704296
Look like old man dick. Are you Benjamin Button?
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>>682704296
Your anus prolapsed
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>>682704296
It's callous and dried out because you're cut. Thank the Jews and Jesus freaks.
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looks knobbly
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>>682704928
you beat me to it anon

fucking kek
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>>682704296
Smegma fam. Stop letting your gum dry on your dick
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>>682704296
pleasure bumps bitchs love them
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>>682704296
It's ribbed for her pleasure.
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That's normal. Normal for AIDS.
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>>682704296
youre jacking off toomuch anon. thats what happens when you lose sensation from too much use
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Nerve gas, man.
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>>682704296
Accelerated decrepitude.
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>>682704296

I know what this shit is. It's Thrush, yeast infection. It's treatable. Keep your penis as dry as possible and go see a doctor.
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>>682704296
How often do you jerk off? Do you use lube when you do so?

If the answer to these questions are
>Lots
and
>No

then congrats, you've got bumpydickitis. Deal with it.
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>>682706712
Lies. Keep it wet, put sugar on it, and don't wash it.
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>>682705612
but less likely to premature ejaculate
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>>682706761

How does that cause bumpydickitis?
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>>682704296
besides being a non-Caucasian?
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>>682705612
Fuck the Jews. I have a Jewish last name and at least part Jew. I wish I had my dick skin back. Heard they were working on a way to grow it back but I don't know.
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I have a small pimple on the base of my dick, it basically looks like an enlarged fordyce spot. Is it harmless or possibly an STD?
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>>682706901
keep telling yourself that
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>>682705743
>>682705740
Hivemind?
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>>682704296

Similar?
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>>682707185
Cut it off with a red hot knife. If it is an STD that will cure it.
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You got a nigger holding your dick, that is what's wrong. Faggot
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>>682706712
submerge your penis in lemon juice for 2 to 3 minutes. Avoid diluting with water, use 1 or 2 lemons and fill a recipient with water so you can leave glans penis there. I'm very serious about this. If you do this 2 times a day, it'll probably get much better, even if it won't heal. If it does get better, then you'll now it's yeast infection for sure.
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Nursefag here!

Believe it or not, masturbation with hot, dry hands can cause an unpleasant friction that will make the head of the penis dry and swell.
Even though swelling sounds like a good thing for the part of your anatomy, it hurts like fuck, to fuck and touch and can become infected if not cleaned and left alone for a while...

Use a barrier cream to moisturise and then only touch it to pee for at least a week!

E45 helps!
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>>682704296
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>>682707513
yes nursefaggot here this will work
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>>682707541

Do you think that's what also causes mild cases of PPP?
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Male Candidiasis
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>>682704296
Its obvious you haven't watered it in over a week dumbass
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>>682704296
>micropenis

you and the donald
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Probably polyups.
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>>682707042
Idunno, but I have the same thing. I just have really shitty masturbation habits, and my dick looks about half as bad as OPs does. I'll go for like one two hour fap session every night without lube, and I've noticed if I go a week or so without fapping it doesnt look so bumpydickitis-y.
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>>682707828
Holy fucking kek
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>>682707173
>part jew
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>>682704296
real talk:
This is pretty common on circumcized penises. It's just because that skin is supposed to be moisturized by the foreskin, and it's not, since you don't have any or not much anyway.

Cut guys who fap with lube or moisturizers won't have it so bad and they may not even know this is a thing, but I grew up doing dry runs and by the time I was fapping, I started having that, although it's not THAT bad.

You fix it by jacking it less and applying lotion daily. Like, in your morning shower routine, moisturize your dick at some point before dressing up. When you fap, try not to do a dry run, which is a difficult change because I still do dry runs now and then but if you want this to go away you gotta make some sacrifices. Again, it's not a huge deal and it's pretty common with cut weiners.
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>>682704296
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a lot
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>>682704296
It's all shriveled up from swimming too long..

...

..IN DAT PUSSAY!!!
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Slim Jim syndrome.
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>>682707828
Haaaaaaaa
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>>682704296
show your mom
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