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>300 word essay on hitler due tomorrow
>haven't started yet
how fucked am i?
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>>682703550
Just write 150 Jewish first names and last names and title it Hitler's Burning Passion
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>>682704369
KEK
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>>682704369
kek
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>>682703550
Got to be one of the easiest essays ever to write. Find out if your teacher is a Democrat or a Republican, then just write either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton 150 times and reap your A+.
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300 words?That's fucking easy, i once made 2000 in only 3 hours, you just gotta fill the bananas
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>>682704369
/thread
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>>682703550
>300 words
Dude, it would take an hour or two at most to crank that out.
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>>682703550
300 words is nothing, that's like 2 paragraphs dude. And Hitlers life is easy:
>Born into family
>Mom or someone close died at early age
>Tried to get into art school
>Fought in WW1 as trench runner
>Got into politics
>Went to prison
>Nazis rise to power
>WW2 happens
>Dies.

That's fuckin it man, not that hard
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>>682703550
Oh man, you're finished kid. You're gonna get held back a year, you'll be a super senior!
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>>682703550
>160 character text on how big of a faggot OP is
> haven't even started ye
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2/10 m8
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>>682703550
How can you possibly be this useless?, back at school I always did 200 words in like 30 minutes while in wikipedia.
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Ask /pol they'll write it for you
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>>682703550
Really fucking 300 words? That's got to be the easiest fucking essay ever. It'll seriously take like half an hour, max.
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>>682703550
might as well kill urself now op because there's no way you'll finish that
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>>682706624
10 word/min
Just call me Tolstoy while you're at it.
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Go ask pol

They'll finish it in 5 minutes

/thread
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essay? jesus what fucking grade are you in
just paraphrase the textbook and offer insight
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300 words is nothing. Get off /b/ and get to work faggot.
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>>682703550
OP is faggot x 100
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>>682703550
Nice bait. How old are you OP? I really hope this isn't for college. If it is, I would transfer immediately. Devry won't get you anywhere.
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This thread confirms that summerfags are a thing
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Not that difficult bubs
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>>682703550
underaged
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>>682708844
Hey fuck you I go to devry
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>>682703550
300 words? So you're freaking out over a single page of writing?
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>>682709359
Aaaand? What do you do now?
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>>682703550
Did nothing wrong did nothing wrong did nothkng wrong etc etc
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I have a 30-page minimum PowerPoint due tomorrow and haven't even started research. I'm p. fucked.
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>>682709865
On what?
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You really need to get your shit together or daddy no pay for your worthless learnins no moar
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>>682709359
Go to a real college, fag-tard.
Unless you're going for something like "welding" or some other blue-collared shit (in that case, tech college is great).
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>>682704369
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>>682707909
This
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300 words is pussy shit. It's like one paragraph.
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300 words can be written in 5 minutes you pussyfaggot
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just write "hitler did nothing wrong" 75 times
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Write "Hitler did nothing wrong" 75 times
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>>682709359

> he goes to DeVry

My fucking sides.
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>>682703550
You have to start it off with something to really draw in the reader's attention. Something like: Hitler did nothing wrong.
Then go into about his early life.
Hitler was born to...
He discovered his hatred towards Judaism when... (some jew criticized his "amazing" artistic abilities)
Not to mention the perception towards Jews during the 19XX's...
He was propelled to the top by stupid, authoritarianist voters, much like Donald Trump is today.
Hitler had a dream, a dream that literally, against all odds, made the winning team realizes that they should shove all the jews into a small, culturally contested, area, provide them with guns and hope that they sort everything out.
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>>682712248
This is literally more than a third of the required number of words in the paper.
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>>682703550
Hitler actually had a pretty interesting life, this should be too hard
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>>682713095
Fuck I can't spell today
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>>682703550
300 words?... that's like an hour of research, half an hour of writing, and an hour of editing - skip your first few periods, or don't go to bed for a few hours.
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