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Hey /b/, I'm a middle school teacher and today I let a student of mine suck my cock and lick my balls because she is hot and I am weak. What do I do now? Should I confess?
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Anon, If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a fucking sound?!?!
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>>682702295
Pics
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pics or it didn't happen
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>>682702295
Green text now
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>>682702295
What does your filthy heart tell you?
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>>682702454
yeeeas cuz youre a faggot
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how old exactly?
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>>682702754
14
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Great, now you're on FBI watch list
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>>682702527
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this
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>>682702837
Rip in rip in rip
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>>682702295
Confess and there's a 100 percent chance you'll get caught. Might as well TRY to not get caught. You have to murder the girl. Ask Siri where to hide the body. GL anon
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b8
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Middle School girls are pretty fucking hot. I don't blame you dude. But it's kind of fucking creepy considering you're the person "Teach"ing them and right now the only thing you're teaching this student is that she should be a fucking whore. I feel bad for you because you're probably a cuckold, which is why you would let this happen. The student didn't just randomly pull your dick out of your pants, you had to have some of the blame. Confess and go to jail like the rest of faggy cunt teachers. I'm a pedophile and even I am triggered by this.
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>>682702295
it cool fam, fucked an 8th grade my junior year in highschool
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What the fuck
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>>682702295
pics of said female
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>>682702494
>>682702506

I wouldn't have a problem if it didn't happen. I wouldn't have taken pictures anyway.

>>682702527
Not very good at green text but..

>be mid-20's PE teacher
>girl in class not good at running
>helps her and a few others after school with training like good PE teacher
>she passes fitness test, but doesn't quit after school training
>hangs out with me lots
>now one of the fastest long distance runners in her grade
>crushes on me, slowly gets more touchy feely
>doesn't fight it because weakness
>balls drained by her mouth in the equipment room

And now I'm fucking freaking out. If she says anything it's all over because I suck at lying. Maybe I can have a lesser jail term if I confess faster than she tells on me.
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>>682704305
>trigggggggggggered
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I know this is fake
but I'm still interested in the green text
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>>682704721
how old exactly
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>>682704721
or you could continue it with her
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>>682704721
Well you better hope she isn't a tattletale then
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>>682704956
>>682702837
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>>682704721
Move schools you teach at?
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>>682704721
just keep quiet, become a man, learn to lie. maybe you could get to her parents too and tell them you think she has a crush on you and you rejected her or something.
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>>682704721
Leave the school and go to another country. Become a vagrant there. Check back in a few years.
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>>682704721
Pretty sure by greentext they wanted more details about the actual event and less about background.
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>>682704721
confessing wont do shit to your jail time your best bet is denying it if it ever comes out you might still lose your job but may not get jail time due to lack of evidence
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>>682702295
You just did. People report this shit.
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>>682702749
Takes one to know one
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>>682704721
listen
you have two options
A.Confess full of remorse, your life will go to shit but if you think she'll say anything you're way more fucked in any other alternative
B.Cling to her more than ever, make her believe that you love her and you always will, build on that dependency until she listens to everything you say.
good luck you horrible human being
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Make sex videos with her then post on the DeeDee web, bro!
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>>682702837
Legal and tolerated in some countries but magically illegal in other countries
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>>682702749
Ass wrangler
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you'd be surprised how young and smart they can be I bet a lot of young girls dream of fucking their teacher just as much as boys do. If said girl is smart she'll keep quiet
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>>682704721
Pics of her
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Run the fuck to Mexico, OP
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>>682702295
Text me her phone number.
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>>682702454
sound waves don't require acknowledgement to exist
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>>682702295
YOU FUCKING DISGRACE, YOU MOLEST LITTLE GIRL WITH NO PICS FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS??!!
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>>682704721
As long as you aren't texting her and it's not on video then you are fine.

You probably gave her one of the best memories she'll ever have (and she will bate to it forever) and you def fulfilled a fantasy.

As long as you don't fuck it up by ratting yourself out, that is. You will ruin her life as well as yours if you do that.

If she tries to rat you out just deny bro. She won't try to rat you out anyway shes prob in love with your dumbass.
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>>682705053
But I don't, and I know this is my fault because I'm the adult here in a position of trust. I was too passionate about my work and making a difference, and in doing so got too close.

>>682705110
You know how teenagers are. Who knows what she'd do if I tell her what happened was a mistake if she thought this would be forever.

>>682705252
I don't think it'd work, and I have thought about just leaving everything.

>>682705329
I'm liking this idea, but I have to learn to poker face pretty fast, and I an terrible at poker.

>>682705355
My mind is racing to all possibilities. I'm starting to lean towards leaving the country now.

>>682705358
Sorry /b/. I really am hoping to get advice instead of describing the act...

>>682705435
How do I become the best liar in the fastest time?
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>>682705329
This is a really good idea OP. Then if she does tell nobody will believe her, they will all just think she is doing it to get back at you.
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>>682706863
dont need to be a good liar man just say no comment to everything the police say then let your lawyer talk
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>>682702295
Wait a fucking second. Female students have female PE teachers, am I wrong?
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Watch out, there might be Police on this thread.....
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>>682706254
>smart
>teenage girls

Nigggggga
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You are fucked OP I'd start looking into an attorney for this type of case like yesterday. If other girls like you too, assuming you're in some way attractive, she will definitely tell them she sucked you off. Just ask the attorneys if they do false rape accusations. Don't give any details. The longer before it comes out the less viable her story will be.
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>>682707171
feel bad for you i had unisex pe classes
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>>682706706
The waves exist, sure, but it takes ears or instruments to translate those into sound.
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>>682706863
Start lying to people about stupid shit. "Did you eat my sandwich?"
"No."
If people see past the mask get defensive and theyll probably leave it alone. Also, think before you lie and remember ever last one that you even fucking mumble. Work from there anon.
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>>682707447
Yeah, if that is the case then I feel bad for me too
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>>682707171
Not when I was in school. I think if you're one of those people that kept taking PE when it's optional you get split into guy class and girl class. Younger kids are all co-ed.
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>>682702295
OP this shit literally JUST happened at my school. Freshmen science teacher had student suck him off. They had a relationship and that's how he got caught. They used the phone as evidence so whatever you do man...do not text, call or even remotely talk about it with her. Thsts how they got caught at my school
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>>682707750
"What is a House of Cards?"
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>>682707384
Also don't say fucking shit and I mean NOT A GOD DAMN THING if the school questions you about this. Act appalled, say you'll be hearing from my attorney, and walk out.
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>>682706863
>destroyed life for one gob job

at least get some good hard fucking done before the sjws drag you down
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>>682707750
"Did you molest my daughter?"
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move to a far off country asap
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>>682708180
"She molested my rock hard cock. It wasn't my fault."
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>>682706847
dude, this.
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>>682707518
ancient Minoan is untranslated and yet it exists
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OP, deny it all. Act like it never happened with her. Install a camera in your room so in case it happens again, she is known as the perpetrator.

Do this ASAP.
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you're fine

green text that that shit now my dick is already diamonds
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>>682706847
this seems like sound advice.

just keep that shit on the downlow and let her do the driving. in your mind, treat it like a basic friendship and never try to get anything out of it. odds are she's getting what she wants, which is a little fun on the side, no big deal.

just keep it off the digital record.
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>>682704721
Don't worry you'll be draining Dequan and Bubba's balls now.
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okay so when if this gets to court your private messages will be used in evidence and thats all private messages. in fact if this isnt bait this thread will be used as evidence against you. essentially you have fucked yourself if you want a not guilty verdict by talking about it online. ether run or hope none takes her seriously and it never goes to court.
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>>682707171
For me it was sperate in middle school but coed in highschool, same school district, same town. No clue why.
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>>682709136
Kek
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>>682709157
Shit lol. Best advice from /b/ is don't fucking ask /b/ for advice.
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>>682708530
Ancient Minoan? They're talking about soundwaves you newfag. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, then no it does not make a sound. There will still be a shock wave from the treefall, but if no audible sound is heard/perceived by any person, animal, or recording device, no.
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>>682709157
Unless the plaintiffs attorney browses /b/ I highly doubt this thread will be known about.
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>>682702295
OP lemme put it to you like this. No matter what you do you are fucked. You aren't fucked because you are going to make bad choices. You are fucked because you have already made bad choices.

If you haven't already been texting her which you probably have. She is going to start texting you and you are not going to respond. This is going to upset her. She may then attempt to seek revenge. She has probably already told her friends about you. If she hasn't she will.

There is no possible way you can get out of this OP just turn yourself in. Don't do it because you know your going to get caught. Do it because I don't like you and you are just speeding up time.
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>>682710229
Here's some ancient fucking minoan for you. It's titled, "OP and his thread".
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Bet all her friends know already.

Bet DA building case

Bet we'll see teacher ruined.

Bet you kill yo self, if not cell mate might.

Hopefully you'll be bestgore famous.
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>>682706863

I don't think she's going to report you. BUT I DO THINK SHE'S GOING TO TELL HER FRIENDS and one of them will say something to a parent and then you'll be in trouble.

If you are serious about avoiding jail time, you'll have to go to a country that doesn't have an extradition policy for statutory rape with the United States. Good luck anon. You fucked up but it was consensual and I don't think you did anything horribly wrong. Still, I think it's only a matter of time before LEO's come knocking.

IF ANYONE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT WANTS TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS, EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT ARRESTING YOU, DO NOT TELL THEM ANYTHING, EVEN IF IT'S THE TRUTH. TELL THEM YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN ANSWERING QUESTIONS. IF THEY ARREST YOU, IMMEDIATELY INVOKE YOUR RIGHTS TO COUNSEL AND SILENCE AND THEN SAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
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>>682702295
Whats your football team called
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Show us your cock if u have one
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>>682710229
I was talking about translation being used to try and prove the nonexistence of a thing.
also the tree perceived the sound of its own fall through vibration, not as sophisticated as the bones in the ear or a tape deck but still comparable
pleb
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>>682711119
This is called "Off by one".
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>>682710950
No..

pls
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>>682708624
Do you really think that a 13 year old will be acknowledged as the criminal. He is 27
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>>682711463
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OP be real....haha you fooled us?
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Someone start a legal teen thread already
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>>682706863
...too passionate about my work...

You fucked a child op.
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>>682711657
*legal*
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>>682702295
U should stop posting fake bait
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>>682711295
the Detroit cockgobblins
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>>682705329
probably best plan, use that patriarchy to your advantage bro
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>>682711456
I'm not going to sympathize to someone that fucks children. It will only be 3 to five years prison. Don't be a baby.
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>>682711425

>"Off by one"

This is called autism
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That's pretty fucked up, I can honestly say if the girls under 18 it's a no go for me, even if she is 18, what the fuck is an 18 year old girl going to do for me other than let me drop man goo all over her face.

I'm looking for a girlfriend, not a fuckbuddy, those anyone can come by, a loyal hoe is almost nonexistent
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>>682702295
OP is a bored cis male who wants attention.
>bait
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>>682706863
You don't have to be believable. You just have to consistently deny everything. A good lawyer will squash the whole thing as long as you keep ur mouth shut
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>Admits to raping 14 yr old on Internet

Only b fags
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>>682711403
"the tree perceived the sound of"

Prove it.
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My gf is 27 and maitenance came to check our apartment and asked if she was an adult and the owner of the apartment. Good times.
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>>682702295
Shave balls
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>>682711403
If the tree falls on it's own, it's likely not gonna percieve anything.
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I don't know what to do any more.

Like someone said, maybe if I don't say anything and keep civil from now on she'll realize it's a mistake she wants to forget about and doesn't tell a soul.

But if she's going to tell anyway I should strike first and say she was into me and just wanted to get me in trouble because I rejected her. As of this time I can't bring myself to do that. I do care about her, as her teacher, and it was so wonderful seeing her progress all year. I guess I am too weak to be a mentor.

I'm at a point where I'll do whatever is best for her. I just don't know what it is.
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>>682710971
>cantholdallthese.fishes
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>>682711974
Unless they track this thread originating from his IP
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>>682711974
Yes deny things like what time was she getting coached for running. But the witnesses said they saw you returning to the gym. The witness went into the gym and no one was there. The witness says that she had not yet picked up her daughter.

You don't think people try that strategy every day. You don't think that the person interrogating him might have experience doing so.
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>>682712301
what you do is you shut your mouth and you don't say a fucking thing to anyone and you don't text her or email her or call her. you don't "strike first." you shut the fuck up.
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>>682711425
You're an idiot you realize this right?
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>>682711692
(lenny face)
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>>682712190
unprove it
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You could always threaten her.
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>>682702837
Please have a sit.
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>>682702295
wow its summer already....
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>>682712301
Well you did take advantage of a 13 year old. She is probably going to tell people when she feels like shit. When did this happen.
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>>682711870
It's mild asperger's syndrome you cuck.

This one is "hivemind"
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>>682712454
which they can obviously do. How else would they enforce bans.
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>>682712301
listen faggot, if you tell anyone about it, you're both fucked as was previously stated. if it's eating at you that badly, then tell her it was a mistake but that if it gets out, both of your lives would be ruined. if you'll be that much of a fucking drama queen about it, then tell her that. you'll minimize your risk since you're so adamant about telling someone but realize that this could also fuck you over. denying her could also end poorly.
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>>682712301
>she came onto me

So she got on her knees un did your belt took off your tighty whites and then put your dick In her mouth and you never tried to stop her ?

Yea sure Jan
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>>682712281
This. Jesus made me do it at the waffle house.
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If the police question you, then just say that you are remaining silent, that you plead the 5th, and that you will only speak if your attorney is present.

Get a lawyer and an alibi.

Make sure that there is no phone evidence. If there is, then you are going to have to get rid of it.

Get ready to leave town.
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>>682702295
>>682704721
Pic related. I mean, on one hand, as horrible as it sounds, HAWT...
...But on the other, you let what should've stayed a fantasy become reality. So honestly, your future is in HER hands, unless you leave the country as you said you might in a later post, but as has been said extradition treaties, etc.

Still, hopefully it was the best blowjob you've ever had.
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I could never get anything done if I was a gym teacher...
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>>682712911
Actually I think he just needs to talk to his close friends about it. People he can trust. who can you trust OP
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OP can you please tell us your City so we can watch for news?
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>>682703736
>triggered
Go back to TUMBLR, you edgelord.
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>>682712622
I realize this question is rhetorical and you have no valid response.
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>>682712283
are you a tree?
do you know what a tree can and can not perceive?
if its leaves are rustled is this not registered?

also if the tree is on its own how can it be a forest?
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>>682702295
see, you did the little chick a favor. because being a woman is practically a disability now. the little retard probably hasn't had a good plugging since her uncle died.
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>>682713102
That was directed at OP
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I don't think she came onto me is a valid excuse for getting a blowjob from a 13 year old student. Given OPs character I do not believe it would have worked out any different with a 12 or 11 year old student. OP belongs not teaching children.
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>>682713102
>tell his friends
runs the risk of them being subpoenaed to testify. they have no protection against being compelled to speak at a hearing. too risky and it's asking a lot of friends.
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>>682702295
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Tell a priest.
Don't tell the cops, don't tell anyone. They won't turn you in. Probably, they're not allowed to, unless it's murder or something.
Just tell them you sinned. Confess to them, then do what they say or don't do what they say.
I think it'd be best to just put it out of your mind
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>>682712579
Shut the fuck up is great advice for many life situations. A man of wisdom does not speak unless something needs said.
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hnnnnng
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>>682713319
You sir the right idea. I'm done arguing with the wind talker over here who communes with the trees in the forest. Post more legal.
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>>682713237
>are you a tree?
Well are you?
You said the tree percieved its own fall. Did you mean the other trees? When I said that the tree didn't percieve it's fall, I was implying that the tree fell because it was dead.
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>>682713470
Actually priests cannot break the seal of confessional. You can confess to literally anything and they can't turn you in, all they can do is withhold absolution until you turn yourself in
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>>682705764
This
Not quite the same but I fucked (plus bjs and anal) my current gf when she was 14
She's whipped harder than a nigger dropping cotton
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>>682705764
>>682702295

This
Not quite the same but I fucked (plus bjs and anal) my current gf when she was 14
She's whipped harder than a nigger dropping cotton
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>>682702295
Yea OP tell a priest. You just need the lords forgiveness. Confession OP

Religifag here
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>>682712759
They don't diagnose aspergers anymore dumbass. Its all ASD. Self-diagnosis doesn't count.
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we need more athletes
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Thank you to everyone that gave genuine advice.

I'm very sad now because ever since I was a kid I wanted to be a PE teacher and I was so fortunate to get to live my dream.

Now I know I'm not fit for this at all.
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>>682713828
did the sound change because the tree was dead?
did the worms in the ground not feel the impact?
did the universe not change at all?
simply put the presence of you at the fact does not create the fact it only confirms it for you, the special little butterfly
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>>682704721
Just be cool and don't mention it ever, the semen in her mouth and stomach will go away completely, and if months or years past, it'll end up being "He said she said" with no evidence it'd be difficult to prosecute you.

If you confess you're fucked, because our society thinks that 14 year old slut who decided to pull your dick and and blow you is an innocent angel who doesn't know what sex is (Despite clearly knowing how to suck a cock) your life is over if she confesses.

Did anyone see you two alone?
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>>682704721
would you at least try to make this believable
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>>682714610
Now I know this is bait. No one wants to be a fucking pe teacher
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>>682714713
No one is questioning whether or not soundwaves are a thing.you said the dead tree was able to feel it's own fall and I doubted this.
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>>682711425
I believe it's actually called "off by eight."
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>>682714625
Moar?
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>>682702295
>Should I confess?

Only if you're catholic
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>>682714756
Except for semen and pubes in the equipment room. Not to mention all the semen that she spit down her drain and gets stuck in the U pipe.
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>>682714610

On the Contrary, maybe you're perfect for it lol.

All jokes aside you are a terrible person, have fun In prison.
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>>682702295
OP, is there something here you didn't mention? Did she flirt with you over a period of time and eventually started touching you? We need details...for science.

And so I can determine if you're really the one to blame here, I mean, the law is going to blame you no matter what, but I'm just curious.
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>>682711946
You have to make them from a young age now
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>>682702295
Dude, that's fucking awesome. Just wait until she becomes 18. Keep in touch with her, but never innitiate anything. Let her have boyfriends, and console her if needed.

Wait til she's 18 and make her your gf.
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>>682712301
You have to comfort her and be her fucking mentor. I do similar shit all the time and I have a small army young white girls.

I reassure them that they are extremely special and make them understand the risks I took and why they have keep it quite.

Then you give them special treatment, but you have to be smart about it. You have to become the shoulder she leans on, do you understand?

The issue is doing shit with her again. You have to try not too. Unless the circumstances are perfect, and she is coming on to you 90%.

It already got way hot, now you have to cool it down to a simmer. But don't let it get cold, at least not yet.

She's young op, really young. You can easily manipulate your way out of this. IF YOU DONT YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS FUCKED.
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>>682702295
Listen op, if she sucked, she won't tell. Don't say shit, don't do shit, and don't tell her to not say anything. She might suck your cock a few more times aswell.
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>>682715542
>tfw i'm 22 dating a 17 year old cheerleader
she looks young too, easily the best sex I've ever had, she's so tight
fuck it's great
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>>682707171
yes, you're wrong
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>>682715061
I didn't say the tree was dead, in fact no one said it was dead only that it fell,
you implied it after the fact.
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>>682715565
she is 14 he is 27 does it matter if she started it. I can assure you that it will not matter to a judge.
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>>682714756
I'm not really sure. No one showed up for running today except her.

I'm not sure if she has really sucked a cock before. I think she copied was she saw online.

>>682714867
You don't have to believe me. For anyone that could give decent advice, I am still reading.

>>682714945
I did. My PE teacher when I was in elementary school was inspirational and I felt she taught me more about life than anyone else.
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>>682714088
Thanks doc, I had not yet read the most recent dsm. Appreciate the update on the proper diagnostic for the wide spectrum of autism.
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>>682716041
What a fucking sociopath...wtf?!
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>>682712301
just relax let things go as they go, you talk its gg
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>>682716381
>swimming with all that makeup on
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>>682716381
Those eyes......
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>>682715071
Touche
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10132387
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>>682707171
My school didn't start that until 6th grade til graduation. OPs school could be the same. OP could be getting it from a 5th or 4thgrader
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>>682716325
Learn to read, retard.
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>>682716530
hey, nobody said they had brains
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http://sportsbrasplus.tumblr.com/image/141732558271 fucking faggot
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Enjoy your time in federal prison
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>>682716381
>>682716433
Moar?
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>>682716436
Omg wtf xD

Everything is on the table right now, he has to get it done.

And foreal I wish I were a sociopath, I have so many damn feels.
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Life lesson: only admit to wrong doing if it will lesson the punishment.

In court will the judge lighten your sentence because you were honest and 'fessed up to committing statutory rape?
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>>682716228
Alright fair, you actually didn't say that.. But if all you have to go on is feeling the soundwave, that would be no different than you feeling the bass from your subwoofer. That sensation is not the same as hearing, which is what the saying concerns.
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>>682704721
This is literally he-said-she-said if she tells someone, so there're two options

A. You're a vet at the school and whoever she tells takes your word over hers

B. Don't drop the soap faggot
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>>682702295
Quit as soon as school is over and leave this life behind. You don't have long till summer and then you are free.
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>>682716843
that bitch has fucking sonar.
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>>682716843
I could never be a swim coach. Fuck. Moar.
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OP wants advice involving successfully fucking children.

To give OP advice on how to successfully fuck children is faggotry.

OP simply belongs in prison. OP justifies his behavior by saying she came onto him. If a 14 year old came onto me I would probably puke. If you would not feel disgusted when a 14 year old came onto you. You are a pedophile. You belong in prison.

This will happen again. You will go to prison. You have no intention of helping anybody but yourself. You help yourself to little girls. Now go to the police now.
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>>682716399
So did she pull your cock out or did you pull it out for her?
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>>682712350
He clearly CAN hold all these fishes.
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>>682713101
>Implying PE teachers do anything
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>>682717087
Fuck
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>>682717427
I've got a few more in me
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>>682704721
Pe teachers have to be same sex. Fake and gay
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>>682712350
That's a good one.
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>>682717087
hearing is based on how the small bones in your ear feel the sound waves

your argument would propose that if a deaf person was crushed by a falling tree it didn't happen because of the nature and perception of sound
which is retarded
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>>682717793
oh snaaap!
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KYS and print out this thread as your suicide note
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>>682716399
just don't mention it to anyone and treat her like it never happened. If you confess then it's all over, if you don't then you still have hope that she'll be scared that she did something wrong so she won't tell anyone either
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forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass
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>>682717891
In what shitty country do you live in where PE teachers have to be same sex??
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>Use language and subtlety to redirect relationship into a more "friend-zone" type of deal
>Keep training her
>In fact, train along side her
>Take her on a your apprentice
>Get her into tournaments and marathons
>Groom her into being a running machine that slays the competition
>She'll develop a confident attitude and probably an ego with the taste of multiple victories
>This gives her existence meaning
>Her success is all in thanks to you
>She'll realize you made her life incredible because she's fit, athletic, and a competitive nightmare
>She'll want to keep you around because of this relationship
>As she gets older, mold her into the young woman you want her to be, as an influential mentor this should be easy
>Wait for her to turn 18 (thats only 4 years bro)
>reignite that passion
>You just grew your perfect girl

Or go to jail.. whichever..
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>>682718488
Stop it Vitaly
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>>682716843
>>682717986
>>682718062
Go on......
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good lord that child is hot. get video
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>>682714523
fuck she's hot
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>>682718075
Are you saying that feeling the soundwave is the same as hearing it? You say the tree feels the soundwaves, that being the vibration, I say I'm not convinced this is a fact. Neither of us are, presumably, trees. We can't say for sure.
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>>682718502
not OP, but I'm in murica and guys have always had male PE teacher and girls had female teacher. at least in the schools I went to.
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>>682718488
lost so hard
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>>682702295
>I let a student of mine suck my cock and lick my balls
>Should I confess?
Kek too late
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>>682718075
If a deaf person is crushed by a falling tree, and there is NO ONE AROUND TO HEAR IT, it still wouldn't make a fucking sound. It would still happen, the deaf person would still be injured or dead, but the sound is what is being debated here.
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as long as we're on the subject i might as well

I think I fucked up big time. I live with my girlfriend and her 11 yo daughter and her daughter is hot as fuck. I work from home so I'm there most of the day. My gf works a full time job so she's gone most of the day. Her daughter comes and goes throughout the day. Anyway, I've been going into her daughters room when nobody's home and rubbing her panties on my dick and smelling them. I usually try and find a dirty pair in the laundry hamper, but sometimes there's none in there so I have to get a clean pair from her dresser. Not as hot as finding a dirty pair, but I make due

Today I was in her room rubbing a clean pair of panties on my dick and jacking off. I was so turned on I decided I would cum all over her panties and just wash them before anyone came home and put them back where I found them. As soon as I started to cum on them I heard the front door open and and my fucking blood ran cold. I dropped the cum covered panties in the drawer, shut it and bolted the fuck out of there and ran straight to the bathroom. I put my clothes on, composed myself and went into the living room and sat down and flipped on the TV. The daughter came out of the kitchen and told me she got out of class early and she was gonna get ready and go hang out with her friends. She goes into her room and a few minutes later comes out with a disgusted look on her face and her hand over her mouth. She walks right past me and out the front door without saying a word, gets on her bike and leaves. I got up and went in her room and her dresser drawer was open and the panties were on the floor.

I left the house and haven't gone back yet. Im trying to figure out how I'm gonna explain this. My girlfriend has already called my phone many times, but I haven't answered. I don't know what to tell her. I'm freaking the fuck out, /b/. What can I do to get myself out of this?
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>>682718956
Do you live in the south or something? I've had male and female pe teachers through all my school years.
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>>682702295
Blame your medication and say she kind of took advantage you after you repeatedly requested she got off of you.
Sure you're bigger. But blame everything else reasonable you can imagine and just suck up being fired if it will save you the risk of going to prison ONLY if you get accused. And that's a big thing there.
All you gotta really say is you did nothing. Your word over hers. You a grown ass man. Now if you're a repeating offender you're fucked. But just, even if you can't lie, don't worry. lie detector tests and dna samples are total bullshit investigative hollywood cinema bullshit

You lucky son of a fucking bitch
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>>682718956
That sounds incredibly retarded. I have never heard of this before today, anon.
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>>682719256
This is why you don't date single moms, they're single for a reason nigga, don't buy used merchandise sheeeeit.
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>>682719256
fuck off bait
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>>682714523
amazing
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>>682711946

you're a faggot. you really think when a girl hits age 18 she's somehow magically more mature? the law is that way because there has to be a line somewhere, not because there's some inherent truth to a "coming of age and sexuality"

i fucked a 17 year old in my 20s. she had an apartment and a job and aside from some faggot that thinks the law has anything to do with morality i wouldn't let anyone tell me "I was taking advantage"
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>>682719256
I totally understand it sucks i have somewhat similar going on....
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>>682719348
No. Pennsylvania.
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>>682717468
fucking fag
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>>682702295
how old ARE you OP?
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>>682719706
>i wouldn't let anyone tell me "I was taking advantage"
you were taking advantage
KEKEKKEKKEKEKKEKKEKKEKEKEKEKE UVE BEAAN TROLLZD
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>>682719256
Move to the other side of the country and start a new life as Fourchanella the drag queen.
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>>682719754
here..
My wife and I suspect our 11 year old daughter has been smoking weed. So we decided to confront her. We waited until she and her friends had been alone in her bedroom for about 15 minutes and then we picked the lock and let ourselves into her room without knocking.

We found them all sitting on her bed, facing the window closest to her bed, which was opened despite the fact that it's very cold outside. There were incense burning on her nightstand.
They all turned and looked as in shock. My daughter screamed at us and yelled, "Don't you know how to knock??? What the hell!" Then she threw a pillow at me, but that didn't distract me enough to notice her friend toss something out the window. All of them had blood shot eyes and it was obvious that they were high.

I told my daughter's friends to get out or I'll call their parents and tell them what's going on. They bolted. My wife sat down on the bed next to our daughter and put her hand on her shoulder. She asked her to tell us were the pot was. Our daughter was adamant that she didn't have any, that she doesn't do drugs and that we have no right to violate her privacy.
This last statement pissed me off, so I stood up and started searching her room, her nightstand, the closet and then her dresser. I opened the top drawer, which was full of panties, and then I found it. A pink, thick 8 inch dildo

pic kinda related

Shocked, I pulled it out of the drawer and showed it to my wife. My daughter stood up and ran out of the bedroom screaming, "OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!". My wife got up and began to follow her, but looked back at me at the door and told me that this pending conversation was girl talk and that I needed to stay out of it. I sat down on the bed with my daughter's vibrator in my hand and then I turned and looked at where she sleeps at night. I started picturing her using it and I instantly got a hard on. I couldn't help it. Now whenever I masturbate that picture pops into my mind
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>>682712301

shut up, leave this thread, nuke the computer you're using, and never talk about this ever again. remain friendly with the girl but don't ever be alone with her again. you had something happen spur of the moment that was probably not the best idea, and that happens, THATS HUMAN, but now you need to act like you have a brain
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>>682719145
that's not the saying

if a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it did it even happen

that is what is being debated you mong
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>>682710229
well, if a tree fell in forest im sure at least 1 animal or insect would hear it, moron.
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>>682718488

my sides
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>>682718062
Do you have the rest of the set?
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>>682719256
Say you're into cross dressing?
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Is anyone going to bake a new teen bread?
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>>682707171
Co-ed every grade for me.
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ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDS REALLY DEBATING THAT TREE IN THE FOREST BULLSHIT?!?!?!
ARE YOU ALL FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD KIDS??????????????

goddammit I need to find a new place to kill time in.
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>>682720300
vola?
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>>682719952
pfft
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>>682719952
>pic kinda related

no pic. Also this is no way comparable to OP's situation, at least you haven't fucked your daughter...yet
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>>682716399


Ok OP, this is almost definitely bait, but in the case it isn't:

What you have done is really fucked up. Even if you're of the opinion that your countries' views on this kind of thing are wrong etc. you did this knowing it was not just illegal, but horrifically taboo.

With that being said, you were caught of weak moral fiber and it happened. Now you have to begin internalizing that this never happened. You have to actually believe you never did this, because you would never do something like this.

If she brings it up, you have to play coy. Don't deny what happened, but don't acknowledge it, either. Find a way to get busier and very naturally become caught up in things. The distance will grow naturally, but you should maintain good standings.

You can under no circumstances do anything again. If you do, you will likely fuck things up because you will eventually break her heart. You will be on the Sex Offender registry for the rest of your life, and your career as a PE teacher would be laughably over.

You fucked up, people fuck up. 14 year olds can command sexuality and shit got bad. You need to treat this complex damage control as your knew obsession and pull it off flawlessly.

or your life is fuuuucked
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>>682702295
OP, most likely she's going to tell all her friends she fucked the PE teacher, and one of those friends is going to busy buddy the fuck out of her until she tells on you, you're basically fucked dude.


However, there might be a way to escape all of this, it's a long shot, but since your life is over (Btw run to mexico now) I'd simply go with the "Being too retarded to understand sex" defense here. Just exagerate your autism now, and just start leaving a trail of retard behind you. Start pooping yourself in public, continue to stop bathing, tell people you watch mlp, etc etc, so when you go to court you can show that you clearly aren't mentally competent to have known what happened to you
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>>682720358
Hey you got a problem with trees?
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Ok. If his is real, do not ignore her. If she had a big crush on you (which she most likely does) this will only make her brain start over thinking and would increase the chance of her flipping out or telling someone.

If you are truly remorseful, then talk to her. Tell her that you are sorry make sure to take all the blame. Tell her you think she's an amazing girl. Blah blah blah. You just have to keep her happy until she's out of middle school. By the time she's in high school, she'll be too busy blowing other high school guys for her to even care about you.

What will get you caught is like others have said and that's texts, emails, calls etc etc. or to have it happen more than once.
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guyssss does this workk?? my 12 year old niece is coming to stay for the night. Her parents are out of town and she'll be sleeping in my room..
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>>682715542
lmfao im texting the girl on the left, 210 area code her exboyfriends a massive fag @spencer
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>>682719952
pic of daughter now
share the fapping glory
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>>682706847
This OP. Stop being a bitch. Just be careful and you can keep fucking her on the side. Act cool and you'll be fine.
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All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players

-Napoleon Bonaparte
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>>682720602
sorry i had attached a picture of my wife's dildo(its similar). but decided not to after
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>>682709093
exactly
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>>682720071
Seems we are debating two different things here then. If a tree falls and no one hears it, does it make a sound? If no one is around with the capablities of hearing is around, be it flora or fauna, then ofcourse no actual sound is made. The tree still falls however. No one here has debated against that.
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>>682720358
I wish I was

now to see if anyone gets it
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>>682721250
post pics
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>>682721056
I need pictures of the dildo and the daughter for......uh.....research purposes
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>>682719760
570?
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>>682720770

If she's twelve, getting her that drunk could backfire on you. She's twelve; just be nice to her and she'll fall in love on her own.
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this real tho?
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Dubs says OP is a faggot detective sitting behind the counter of a prescient seeing what this bait will catch
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My PE teacher got busted in 8th for spying on the girls locker room and making them do jumping jacks for him
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>>682721604
>love

topkek
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>>682717891
Lol no they don't I'm 15 M and last year (that making me 14 the same age of the cock sucker) I had a F pe teacher.
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>>682706714
I like how you problem is that he has no pics.

Never change /b/. Never change.
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>>682721870
underageb&
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>>682712301
Train her. Make her your waifu. Life will be good. Just keep it casual at school.
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>>682721181
so the lack of detection devices deletes the sound?
so if nothing had eyes light would not exist?
and without noses or similar smells are not there?
because perception deletes reality?
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>>682702454
This anon has a point. If there's no evidence, there's no crime.
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>>682721870
MODS MODS
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>>682720095
>>682720095
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>>682721539
THIS........... FOR SCIENCE
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>>682721870
schools that are privatized usually can have a F PE teacher but those are the only ones that usually do it
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>>682717468
lol don't kid yourself mr. moral superiority wannabe, the only faggot here is you
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>>682706706
neither do I
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>>682721870
I know this is the new demographic here now but can someone ban him still.
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>>682702295
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>>682714625
>>682715461
>>682716843
>>682718062
I have a PHD in clinical psychology and You're all literally rapists.

You're violating these women by viewing and sharing their photos without their consent; it doesn't matter whether or not these photos were taken by them, their lover, or a stranger on the street. A big part of what defines the act of rape is the lack of consent and there is clearly a lack of consent here. These images are even more appealing to you because there is an aspect of "forbidden fruit". In addition, you find a thrill when you do these type of acts in hope that you will see something special. The fact that you have no morals or ethics is a sign that you have a deeper psychiatric issue going on inside your head. This is a form of sexual assault. You don't see it as such because you have been blinded by rape culture.

If I were to punch you in the face, you'd be in pain. If I were to shoot you in the torso, you'd be in more pain. Both actions cause you pain, but one more than the other; the lesser act of assault is not negated simply because you could be a victim of a greater act of assault. Likewise, the act of sharing and viewing these photographs is still a violation of these victims/women regardless of whether greater forms of sexual assault exist. The way these victims/women dress does not warrant any coercion nor negative criticism of their character. Their privacy is an object permanence that does not need to be expressed. With their clothes on it is recognized as a continuous implied "No" and yet you continue on with your acts. Men have been locked up for less than three "No's" in the act of rape by their victim. These people are not asking for it nor would any normal person under the same circumstances.

If you sick individuals have a conscience, you will cease viewing and sharing these stolen/shared photos because you are currently no different than a common rapist.
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>>682702295
Just walk your ass into the nearest police department
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>>682718956
What kind of fucking bass ackwards gutter trash America are you living in?
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>>682716510
I'm conflicted between doing what's best for her and what's best for me. Maybe I should give myself up just yet, but I want to repair the damage.

>>682716780
It differs from schools and districts where I am. I teach 8th grade PE. They're all co-ed in this grade.

>>682717276
I'm not really a vet, but not brand new either. I have never been reprimanded and I really think I am doing a great job as a teacher, until now.

>>682717477
It really doesn't matter, because I didn't stop her.

>>682717702
I laughed more than I should have when Jack Black said in School of Rock "Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach Gym".

>>682717891
They do not.

>>682718212
I might.

>>682718359
It's up to me to let her know when she's doing something wrong, and I didn't because I wasn't thinking. It's crushing to me to know I've so utterly failed a student of mine.

>>682718548
The grooming part aside, I'd love nothing more than to continue coaching her for races. She is dedicated and is now in great shape. I hope whatever happens she won't give up on running because of me.

>>682719256
I'd scream bait usually, but I'm in no position right now to not believe in something like this. I have no advice though, sorry.

>>682719372
I don't want to blame her if it comes down to it. I do care about her as her teacher, but I also love my job. I'm so torn.

>>682719992
I will be scrubbing my laptop before I go to bed tonight. Thanks for hanging with me, /b/. I really appreciate it.
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Serious OP? You keep doing it while simultaneously convincing her of the worse and worse potential trouble she will get in if she ever tells.

Fucking amateur
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>>682717468
> You help yourself to little girls
Kek
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