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>Why you so quiet anon? say something!
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o shit here come dat boi!!!

waddup!!!
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>>682700160
SJW council.

note: the colored hair


>ALLAH AKBAR
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>>682700325
why I laughed at this retarded shit?
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i would never be able to get with girls like this in real life but that being said i gain a small boner at the experiencing of their shame
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I love lamp.
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>>682700160
niggers, amirite?
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>>682700160
I like the feeling of sticking my huge pulsing boner in between two warm and cheesey all beef patties from McDonald's. Feels exactly like a real vagina. Never be lonely or hungry again praise burger praise burger
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I uh, i mean I uhhhhhhhhhh

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>682700160
fapfapfap
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>>682700160
Leave me alone, im playing pokemon.
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>>682700160
If my tonsils were ovaries, I'd be so pregnant by now.
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>>682700642
Add hockdood664

I'm on mobile
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>>682700160
>Says nothing
>Pull out pants
>Take hard dick out
>Slam table with it
>''You bitches know what to do''
>Fuck they all multiple times, cumming inside and outside of each of them
>Damn it feels good to be me
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>>682700160
Is that fucking Zoey Holloway behind the chick on the right?
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>>682700160
Fuck off you ugly skanks who are out of my league. You are 3s and im a 1
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>takes hands out of pants
>put in on the table
> so... You girls líke marvel móvies?
> disgusted faces look a cum drenched hand
Leave the table and go to mom basement again.
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"Why does my back smell like chlorine?"
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>>682700160
You're all cunts
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>>682700160
Bitch, I've been making fun of your stupid girl crap all night and you've been loving it.

Seriously, these grils are 6/10 maybe 7/10 max. Why wouldn't you just have fun, get a little drunk, and flirt your nuts off without worrying about anything?
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>>682700160
i'll straight eat the back half goat while the front half still breathing motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fucking talk food you pussy bitches. Got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch, i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fucking throat fucking feet and all you fucking busters.
sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fucking parsley to me.
the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
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>>682700160
>uh yeppers u too sweetie huehue *mental collapse* XD
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I've pissed my pants, and there's not a thing you can do about it.
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>>682700160
can one of you be my girlfriend?
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What the hell am i doing here?
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Wage gap doesn't exist and bernie isn't going to win you cucks.
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>>682700160
It's an open-and-shut case of fuck off.
YOU, OP.

It's go time.post something interesting.
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>>682702313
you're obviously waiting for cp, faggot
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>>682700160
The worst part of this pic isn't the girls, it's the shit-eating-grin on the waiter behind them
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>>682701941
I don't speak black, could I get a translation?
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>>682701941

golden.
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>>682700160
I'm not quiet, I've been talking this whole night. Besides, why are you all staring at me like that meanwhile the little shit in the back is on his phone?
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>>682700160
Holy shit is that the grim reaper in the background?!

Haha, got ya girls. But really, who has a coat rack over a table?
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>>682702792

Sure. My nigger is a little rusty but it roughly translates to:

"I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger, suck my balls.
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>>682700160
>Because none of you are Her.
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Any of you bitches ever seen a bisected cock?
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>>682700160
You.. you too...
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>>682700160
Do you girls like stars?

Cuz I know a hotel who has 5 of them
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IGNORE ME!
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>>682703340
>gw1.jpg
Somehow i feel that is an accurate depiction of that game.
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My friend here is a schizophrenic. Which one of you ladies would like to hop your scotch on nuts?
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anyone else into black cocks?
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