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Disgusting casual's food ideas.
>pizza and ranch
It overtakes the flavor of the cheese and sauce and it turns into a greasy piece of bread doused in ranch dressing.
ketchup, similarly to ranch, destroys anything it touches.
inb4 b8
>bbq sauce
it tastes like sugar and ruins fine meats.
>>682698196
Pizza and SPICY ranch is amazing
>>682698403
I prefer mustard
>>682698403
ketchup is good on fries and shit you punk
>>682698906
>>682698906
i think mustard compliments other condiments. It has a nice spark to it.
This shit ruins steaks
>>682699153
fuck you that shit is actually good as fuck i could drink it out of the bottle, but i dont even always put it on good steak
slightly microwave hotdog.
warm up skillet on oven, fill it with 2 tbs of veg oil
wait for it to heat up and start popping.
Take tortilla. put shredded cheese on top..
put hotdog on cheese of tortilla and wrap it up like a burrito.. but open ends
put the motherfucker on the skillet with the side with the seam down.
grill the sucker.
flip it after a minute.. should be patched brown.. be careful and use your hands and a spatula to flip it to it's other side..
then give it a little bit on the sides that haven't been grilled.
repeat until the cheese is melted and tortilla is splotchy brown.
Serve with ketchup or salsa
QuesadillaDog
>>682699056
>cheese
>mild hot sauce
>garlic butter and feta
those are topping for fries you uncultured fuck.
>>682698196
Who the fuck puts it in the whole peice? You dip it. Usually just the crust.
>>682699491
Yea whatever you complicated fat piece of shit
>>682698403
Stop thinking hating ketchup makes you cool you worthless hipster fagggot.
>the sugar in the ketchup ruins the balance, so I prefer a caramel mango sauce
Faggots, every last one.
>itt
anything with ketchup
salad with whole cherry tomatoes
who the fuck enjoys that?
>>682699491
fries dont need toppings, they need to BE a topping. if you never put fries on a burger or in a burrito you are a fucking casual.
>>682698578
Try Carolina bbq then. Or a peppery dry rub.
>>682699720
to be fair, ketchup is a kiddie topping. i've almost entirely replaced it with homemade bbq sauce and spicy meme sauce.
>>682699303
A1 is for people who don't know how to meat
cook properly
>>682699766
fries on burger are good, never tried a burrito
>>682698578
>ruins fine meats
enhaces shitty meats
You can't fuck up already shitty food like pizza or hot dogs with tasty condiments you faggots
>>682700018
nigger, you have to. it is godly.
>>682699976
whatever autist
>>682700018
Del Taco my G. Find one.
>>682699491
Excuse me did you just fucking say hot sauce is a good topping for fries?
>>682700163
im the anon that suggested it. del taco's are the ones that got me into it at first, but homemade is always better imo.
>>682699491
Fuck off faggot. You know you didn't form this opinion on your own. Ketchup is great on hot salty fries.
>>682700018
yeah california burritos are awesome
>>682700218
>implying it isnt
fucking fag
>>682699905
>spicy meme sauce
i need a dank sauce, care to share?
Chocolate syrup on any breakfast item. It just tastes like chocolate syrup.....
>>682700218
Hotsauce is the best Hotsauce for fries
>this man doesn't realize he is a nigger
>>682700218
i hate that fag but it actually is good on fries also
>>682699379
Also eggs
>>682700070
Pretty much /thread
>>682699905
What the fuck does that even mean? It's not anything except a condiment, you pretentious fuck. I assume you refuse to eat puréed soups?
I put grated parmigiano cheese on most things. Sandwiches, salads, pizza, pasta, soup etc... the list goes on. Hmm what else...Potato chips on lunch meat sandwhiches. Fries on my burgers. Ranch is a good substitute for sour cream on potatoes. Ranch with French fries is also good. Fuck this I'm hungry now.
Baguette and nothing else
>>682700376
i was talking about sriracha. im more into caramel on breakfast foods, personally. it's heartier and it doesn't overpower the food as much as chocolate.
>>682699056
ketchup is fucking awful on fries. Its like 90% sugar. Its for fuckin children man.
Chocolate sauce on ice cream. DISGUSTING. Completely overpowers the vanilla taste. I think shredded cheese is the best thing to put on ice cream. Mexican blend of course.
>>682700128
Yes, I'm autistic because I'm capable of cooking something and not have to drown it in a shitty condiment that tastes like an Indian invented it.
Learn to cook something other than Hot Pockets faggot.
>>682699976
Nah, I can cook a steak perfectly, and I still like a tiny dot of a1 occasionally. Dont tell people what they can and can't enjoy you massive cock gargles.
>>682700284
I have had all of those, numerous times. Many greek places offer the butter garlic fries. There are tons of other fries like carne asada but i care not to go into that. Those 3 toppings and common, simple, and superior. Especially to ketchup you pleb.
>>682698196
That's the worst. Ranch is just an excuse for fat fucks to guzzle down mayo on all their food
>>682699720
Also, this. Ketchup isn't that shit, you make meatloaf without it, you can go fuck yourself.
Shit I hate: fuck ton of salt
"Gluten free" anything
People who talk about their shit tier hotsauce because it had "a perfect balance of flavor and heat" we have those already, they're called "almost every single hotsauce".
>>682700496
no, i like some pureed soups. i meant that ketchup is like tomato candy sauce, and it has a really simple flavor. it's boring. my question is why you're so defensive about it?
>>682698196
Hot/Tabasco sauce on
>popcorn
>noodles
>fish
>steak
>>682700626
you cunt i dont even put it on my steak that often, and youre probably indian yourself you american fuck
Toasted bread with sliced up bananas on the inside. Peanut Butter spread on the inside of the bread. Drizzle honey over the bananas. Can't remember exactly how it's made, but it was the shit when I was young.
>>682698578
>>682699817
KC style bbq sauce is my personal favorite. Its tangy and vinegary usually with a good amount of spice.
>>682699153
This
But I will use it on burgers or other foods
>>682699303
Never had a good steak in your life huh?
I bet you order it well-done too you food heathen
>>682700098
This. Being pretentious about junk food is the most pointless thing I can imagine. Do you sous vide your fucking pizza rolls?
I cook my steaks in a bunch of worchestershire sauce, and then no sauce at all after the cooking. It's really pretty good.
>>682700824
>hot sauce on popcorn
the flavor is good but it dissolves the stuff and makes it soggy. hot sauce on noodles is ok, if they're cheap and low quality. any good noodles deserve quality peppers. same rules apply to fish. hot sauce on steak is fucking autistic, unless it's used as a marinade.
>>682698196
i agree for the most part but ranch helps with really shitty pizza (i.e. little caesars) ranch is my fallback for pizza because of the fact the it does kills flavor
>>682699379
Waste of a dog
>>682700626
>Learn to cook something other than Hot Pockets faggot
>>682700070
>enhances shitty meats
This is pretty much the whole fucking point of barbecue. How do people not get this?
>>682700782
I'm not defensive so much as flabbergasted at how trenendously ill informed, hypocritical and delusional you pathetic types are. Relish has more sugar than ketchup you worthless wax mustached cuck.
>>682700907
this nigger knows whats up.
on a side note, toast with peanut butter, marshmallows, and cholula, is a godly drunk food.
>>682700824
hot sauce is good in ramen nigger
>>682700994
Here's a good steak topping. Take worchestershire, A1, cut up mushrooms and onions. Throw it in a pan, cover, and slow cooker until it caramelizes. That shit is good mang
>>682698578
No bbq sauce is good. It's one of those sauces that makes an entire meal different. Bbq pulled pork is better than plain regular pork on a sandwich.
>>682701265
Yeah BBQ is the tough over worked parts of meat, you slow cook it so the shit tissue breaks down. Though I can make pulled pork without sauce that would blow your dick clean off your body.
>>682701428
>implying i use relish
i use plain dill pickle slices and spears. much better than relish.
>>682700504
Not even butter? Fam.
>>682700163
Only one near me closed a couple years ago and there weren't many of em to begin with
>>682701544
recipe? im a pork enthusiast.
>>682700989
>all pizza is junk food
this nigga eating dominoes
>>682701222
Trips of truth
do not eat this repulsive shit; it is one step over the line. if you're going to eat a whole meal, mosey on over to burgerking. if i see any more shit like this the banhammer will be dropping
You don't douse with ranch or any sort of condiments you fat fucks! If it overtakes the flavour you've put on too much.
>>682701511
I can't like a-1 it's just too powerful, but I do often cook my steaks with the mushrooms and onions in the skillet, but on the side.
Cheese on broccoli zucchini and other similar veg.
Why even eat vegetables if you need fucking cheese sauce you peasants
>>682700871
>youre probably indian
>you american cunt
Choose a nationality and stick with it, retard. Maybe one day your caretaker can teach you how to cook properly.
Syrup on waffles or pancakes, the only thing I like on pancakes/waffles is butter.
>>682701732
Still looks like junk food, breh.
>>682701732
That's burnt as fuck
>>682701845
waffles with just butter are pretty good but a little syrup isnt bad either
>>682701845
I only put butter on that shit unless I'm hungover as fuck.
>>682701485
>good
>ramen
your sentence is pretty backwards
>>682701732
Is that mold?
>>682701815
Yeah I hear yah. I experiment with it, you can throw in however much you want or just leave shit out.
>>682701453
That sounds disgusting, but so do most drunk foods and they're delicious
>>682701845
pure maple syrup is great on french toast, but jam or preserves is better on pancakes and waffles.
>>682701828
maybe he means american indian
adoebo bacon puffs with whatever
>>682702112
exactly. it's like pan fried sweet bread with honey and sea salt. sounds nasty but is good shit.
>>682701764
nut, remember, if you're trying to eat out, you get ONE HAMBURGER. if you're repuslive mass tries to order one of those faggotty combos or anything fucking remotely gross, fuck yourself in the bathroom until you cause a scene. again, if you purchase any of this dressing, or eat any of that bitch european trash-shit, get the fuck out. if you order more than whatevers below whopper junior, just start masturbating with the second hamburger in front of the counter. you're fucking sick
>>682702075
>fried eggplant
>ricotta
>pesto
>>682701828
>>682702149
yea you rotten american cunt, why dont you get your caretaker to teach you about native americans you fat fucker
>>682700465
>>682700349
>>682700450
You autists have never heard of guacamole. Hot sauce is for faggots like you.
>>682698196
But you dont eat it so why you care?
>>682698403
not like there's much to ruin if you're eating a hot dog....
i love hot dogs, just saying though
>>682701695
Dating OP's mom, I see?
>>682702500
>implying
guac is better on chips than fries, you fag. fries break in good guac.
>>682702500
yea keep ramming those avocados up your ass you rotten whore
>>682702348
k
mayonnaise is the superior condiment
>>682701732
>>682702628
Kek
>>682702628
clever m8
>>682702760
gtfo
>>682702654
Yeah, shitty fast food fries, not real ones
Have you ever tried carne asada fries?
>>682701815
you repulsive fat faggot, do not eat shitty disgusting meat. fuck americans, and anyone in the puritanical paradigm. watching you faggots is like watching you try to suck your own cock, worthless bitches can't even get a lick, have to ejaculate into their own mouths because they'll lose the urge to swallow if their is an intermery gap. i hate you fat repulsive turds. i hope you choke to death.
guys im hungry and im a casual
should I make
A; Pizza rolls
B: Bean and Cheese burrito
C: Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup
or
D: Hot dog
best combo ever
Honey mustard on literally anything
>>682702377
Oh, it's pesto! Thanks, anon.
>>682702735
>>682703097
yes, and unless a fry is thick and stiff as fuck, it breaks in guac.
>>682703111
So, you're a fan of A-1?
>>682703120
b or c
i wish there was meat in the burrito tho.
>>682702429
Native American tribes were spread across the continent and had vastly different cultures. Why don't you learn a shred of basic American history before attempting to engage in an intellectual discussion, pajeet?
>>682703120
who the fuck can afford pizza rolls
>>682701695
Oven at 220F for 22 hours.
Dry rub
Smoked Paprika
Salt
Pepper
Cayenne
Dill weed
Onion & garlic powder
Brown sugar
And if you find it: smokehouse maple by Mccormick
Make more than you think you need, divide it in half.
Score the fat cap, just going into the meat, rub the first half all over the outside.
Take the other half of the rub and make sure it's fine ground. Mix it with 1.5cup pork stock (or beef) and use a meat syringe to fill that pork up with your seasoning.
Cook it.
(Optional for smoke) if you're doing this outside or in a well ventilated area, take a medium cast iron skillet and fill it with your favorite smoking wood, cover it with foil leaving a gap in the side so you can see the wood. Put it on high heat on the stove and take a blow torch to light the wood. Blow out the flame and make sure it's smoldering. Pop that fucker underneath your pork. You can baste it in its juices if you see fit
When 22 hrs is up, let it rest for 10-15 minutes and tie your dick down, because you'll have a food erection that would make Ron Jeremy blush.
I only have this writen for indoors because most people don't own smokers.
>>682702144
When I first started smoking weed, I would make peanut butter and jelly using pancakes instead of bread.
Because pancakes are cheaper than bread.
>>682703778
you can make pizza rolls from scratch with won ton wrappers and pizza toppings. they are p good
>>682703586
Nigga are you retarded?
You're meant to dip them not scoop them
>>682703842
thanks bro
>>682703957
good guac is chunky, not fucking goo sauce. dipping doesnt work in good guac.
>>682704130
>>682703849
>Because pancakes are cheaper than bread.
your brain must be fried from that weed bro
>>682701234
Nice "01234"
>>682704229
1 box of bisquick lasts months
>>682704229
I can get ten pounds of pancake mix for 15 bucks. The fuck are you talking about.
Any meat dish with raw onions. Just cook them when you cook the meat.
Also, anyone who uses margarine instead of butter. I don't buy into food scares like transfats but it tastes like shit butter and feels like eating wax.
So glad we get Irish butter in the states now.
>>682700937
Two fluids go on my steak before I cook- olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Salt and freshly ground black pepper added during and after cooking. Shit's legendary.
>>682704387
>shelf life equating to product cost
you sir were dropped as a baby
>>682698196
Hey does anyone have any good recipes for eating their own cum? I think just a dash of cayenne pepper can really be a festive way to celebrate cinco de mayo
>>682705399
pan fry in butter until crispy, crush, sprinkle on any food.
>>682698403
i cant eat hot dogs unless they've got bbq sauce on them
>>682698196
One time when I was little, we had dinner with my dad's Navy buddy in a pretty nice steakhouse in Phoenix, and the guy put--I shit you not--ketchup all over a really nice fucking ribeye. Even at like 10, I knew that dude was pure goddamn evil and needed to be put down like a rabid dog.
You autistic fucks saying syrup have never had real maple syrup
>>682705266
Sorry I didn't imply hard enough for you to understand, but if I buy a big ass box I could make pancakes 4 times a day for a full month for my initial investment. It's cheaper than 3 loaves of breads
Here's my special chili recipe:
If you’ve NEVER cooked Ramen Noodles before (come on, really?) then this may be a bit overwhelming for you, but it’s simple and you will have a decent bowl of awesomeness once you’re done.
First thing’s first, crush up all 4 packs of Ramen and pour them into a large microwave-safe container with a lid. Be sure to take the flavor packs out, you don’t cook those.
The next thing is pouring the water into the noodles. You have multiple ways to do this, but here are the two I would recommend.
Easiest Option
Pour 7-8 cups into the bowl with your Ramen in it
Microwave for 5 minutes with the lid covering the opening (don’t seal the lid on top)
Alternative Option
Boil 7-8 cups of water on the stove
Pour boiling water into the bowl with your Ramen in it.
Seal lid and let sit for 5 minutes
For the sake of this being easy, the microwave option is preferred.
Once the noodles are done, sit them on the counter and seal the lid. This is going to make sure they finish cooking and will help keep things hot while you prepare everything else.
Pour the cans of chili into another microwave-safe bowl. Sit the lid on top to cover.. this will splatter and make a mess in the damn microwave.
Heat chili up in the microwave for ~2 minutes. Some may need more or less but 2 minutes is a good start.
Once the chili is done, go ahead and drain the water from the noodles.
In the chili bowl
Add Ramen flavor packs
Crush up and add most of the fritos
Add 1-2 tablespoons of BBQ sauce (just use whatever spoon you’ll eat with.. it’s mostly for flavor and extra calories)
Do the same thing with the honey as the BBQ sauce
Optional: Add a spoonful of mustard if you like mustard.
Mix all of these ingredients well
Add all of the ingredients from the chili bowl to your Ramen Noodle bowl and mix well.
Pour the rest of the Fritos on top for some added crunch, or you can mix in.
>>682705753
Ingredients Needed
(4) Packs of Ramen Noodles
7-8 cups of water
Bag of Chili Cheese Fritos
Honey, Mustard
(2) Cans of Chili with or without beans (no beans will be less calories)
BBQ Sauce (to taste)
Honey (to taste)
>>682705633
Damn. Balsamic and olive oil, fam. Try it.
>>682705718
Maybe because the real stuff is over 20 for a bottle and the fake is $2
But I actually like both, I wasn't in that comment line.
Shredded beef taquitos and a side dish of soy sauce for dipping.
>>682699056
I bet you like ketchup on all the cocks you suck too you faggot
>>682703432
>>682698196
youre only supposed to dip the crust in ranch.
also, if its "doused in ranch dressing," youre putting way too much on
>>682706002
I've been doing saffron demi-glace and a pink peppercorn, lavender, sea salt crust on steaks. I used to do the oil and Vin but I cook steaks blu and the hot dry metal doesn't like the liquid mix
>>682698403
I like ranch, but I hate ketchup. so I agree with you there. the only time I like it is with burger king fries
>>682698578
I've hated BBQ sauce my whole life. when I was little I was friends with these twins that would get those little cups of it from like mcdonalds and stuff, and just lick them clean
>>682701845
I like cream cheese and berries on my waffles
>>682698196
use ranch on the crush only pleb
Yall pretentious, go cry about how you know your tastes are correct and everyone else is just a pleeb for enjoying otherwise. Then maybe take a second to realize that maybe other people's tastes don't match up with your own and that's fine. Finally finish off by trying some of the things mentioned in this thread and make a decision for yourself, and please do so without buying into things like the "never put anything but salt and pepper on a steak" type of memes that make it popular to insult people for taste.
>>682707257
lmao fag
>>682698403
i actually dont use ketchup on many things. fries for sure but almost always mustard > ketchup
Best pancake topping is mascarpone.
>>682699153
this shit is great on ground beef steak with onions.
or tough steaks from walmart
>>682700018
>>682700339
bruh glad someone said it fam
>adalbertos
>>682698196
>likes pepperoni and cheese pizza
You are a filthy mouth breather. Why should I listen to anything you have to say?
For food plebs and butthurt uneducated fucks just watched food wishes on YouTube. Chef John is the shit.
>>682699491
>feta
>topping for fries
Why isn't feta included in the "cheese" category? Who puts garlic butter on their fries? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD?
>>682707813
You saw the madox vid too?
I thought it was just me who hated eating fat covered pizza
>>682699379
wow dumb and gross
>>682708169
Hipsters trying to act impressive yet don't understand palatable food
>>682704229
>implying pancakes arent cheaper than bread.
your brain must be too fast from not enough weed bro
http://www.strawpoll.me/10132387
Vote!
>>682704300
Nice "dubs"
>>682698403
KETCHUP ON MAC N CHEESE THOUGH???
>>682700626
Bullshit. You've clearly never had decent Indian food in your life. I'd hate you for saying this, but I pity you more than anything.
Get yourself some chicken thighs, bake them, and saute them in a pan with peppers and onion, in a yellow curry sauce. Jasmine rice on the side. Shit's mad good.
>>682708766
Nice "dubois"
>>682708169
garlic butter is actually great on fries.
also rosemary and olive oil ((smash fries))
>>682708766
wat is happening
This
>>682708774
Good mac and cheese should stand on it's own. If you're not using cracked pepper, you're not doing it right.
But then again, I can't help but throw a dash of Franks on mine. Some pleb habits are hard to overcome.
>>682708350
>>682708169
that person is a cunt, but garlic fries are dank
... idk what garlic butter fries means if it's something different/more of a sauce or what
>>682709338
I'll try it, anon.
You better not be fucking with me here.
>>682698196
fuckin sacrilege bro, what are you talking about m8
>>682701453
>drunk food
You mean high food
I know one of you fags put sharp cheddar cheese on apple pie
>>682710688 MARIJUANA IS ILLEGAL
People who mix wasabi into soy sauce and think cali rolls are sushi.
If you make that mistake more than once, sharia law insists you chop off your hand
>>682710993
Not in 24 states and DC it isnt
>>682698196
But if the pizza is shit, at least it tastes like something
>>682700613
b8 or foreign
>>682711459
I'm no slanty-eyed rice goblin or nothing, but I have to hand to you. Seeing people do that genuinely confuses me.
Soft chocolate chip cookies with nuts and lo mien with peanuts.
Why the fuck do people add sharp hard shards of squirrel food to soft enjoyable food?
>>682709604
but what if we're talking heated up Mac n cheese? like the kind that's been sitting in your refrigerator for who know how long
>>682710688
either/or
>>682713353
>slanty-eyed rice goblin
did lol
>>682713353
I'm not either but it reminds me of the kids in lunch who would mix all the shit they could find together and then throw it away. My foreign friend still does that shit. Taking her to somewhere as plain as Dennys is a headache
>>682698196
OP go fuck ISIS
>>682698196
Ranch is an abomination.
Giant dollop of horseradish on ham.
Seriously how can taste a fucking thing?
>>682700937
my literal nigga. Although Gates is a bad example of KC BBQ. Cowtown is probably the best.
>>682703120
C. I'm down for that shit 24/7
>>682705223
A) you sound like a fag
B) No one puts BBQ sauce on steak and no one implied that you should. It goes on brisket, pork, ribs or chicken.
>>682699056
any other condiment is superior. Don't buy into this american shit behavior. Soy sauce would be better.
>>682698196
My ex used to eat this all the time. Vile.
>>682699379
get a tortilla, and a porkchop, and cover it with shredd cheese, then microwave it for 23 seconds, add whatver else, and you have a kind of tao
>>682717166
What shit do you use, vinegar?
I'm not a ketchup person but that's the biggest alternative and it's fucking stupid. If I wanted soggy potatoes, I sure as fuck wouldn't buy frys
>>682699491
"mild hot sauce"
You fucking faggot, MILD hot sauce? Might as well be using ketchup.
>>682717166
ketchup is acrid unless you heat it up
>>682701544
I would let you blow my dick off my body.
>>682717485
>whole pork chop with cheese and starch
I don't think it's a taco just because it's on a tortilla...
>>682717721
vinegar with salt oil and black stuff
>>682707302
amen
>>682718006
Well I do carry my gun daily and I do offer discount MtF surgery. But I implore you to seek psychiatric help first.
>>682717721
nayve you should harden your fries
>>682717781
It's good to see a true patriot in this thread.
>>682706983
It got a little hard, I'm not going to lie to you.
>>682701732
>>682702075
They ruined it.
>>682720001
oh do you cook food ?
>>682720001
hihi
>>682705223
Next time I have a steak I'm trying this. Any recommendations on quantity of balsamic? Otherwise I'll just eyeball it.
>>682699153
youre literally not worthy of the finer things in life if you can say such blasphemous things about God's gift to America. go eat a falafel you fucking terrorist
>>682705753
I understand that this is by all means a quick, easy, and inexpensive monstrosity of a meal and it sounds delicious. However, allow me to offer some suggestions
1: why not just use actual pasta? It's not as cheap as ramen, but you can taste the difference.
2: Chili Cheese fritos are a faux pas. Original all the way, shred some cheese on top.
3: Exchange honey with molasses. It's got a much heartier flavor than honey and mixes well with savory flavors
4: One Ramen noodle flavor packet has so much god damn sodium. You can get by with onion powder, garlic powder, chili powder and just a little bit of cinnamon.
>>682713690
At that point, you should do whatever you want with it. Mac and Cheese can have an awfully short shelf life. If they don't like what you're putting on it, fuck em.
If you're making it anytime soon--and you don't already--try baking it with some grated cheese curds mixed in. It gives it just the right amount of salt. If you have any dairies or anything like that nearby, you should be able to buy "'mac and cheese' cheese." Usually it's spare stuff that got cut from the long blocks, or fell off. It's a good filler, but not always terribly flavorful.
I'll be goddamned if all the good dishes of it I've ever eaten aren't made like this.
>>682722386
>>682721959
Keep up the culinary magic friends !
