Waifu claiming thread.
>Im not here Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>chain lurk pics
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>don't question my existence
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Well, I'm alive.
20 minutes left on break, how are you guys..
you better be!!!
>waifu claiming thread:it's raining edition.....
i don't have an accurate pic for these feels
Best sad mage claimed~
The ship has sunk ;-;
>I liked this ship...
Thanks~ Listening right now
Oh hi (You)
If you bother to come out of your lurk and answer me...
How's it going?
We/sad/ now, Im Robert Down y Jr
Im back at it again with a great claim!
Best Ass Game Waifuu Claimed
>incoherent sleep deprived programmer noise
Aizawa Nagisa claim
You can do it ribbit
Best girlie claimed!
Quickly, everyone show me your favorite picture you have of your waifu on your hard drive currently!
yeah i understand
have a (You)
Trying to get my daily study done since I didn't do it today, I will still tab here once in a while to reply to you!
>i don't have an accurate pic for these feels
What about now?
dibs on kyouko! though if sayaka wants to share that's ok too.
>every ship I'm in sinks
So.... Normal programmer noises?
Sorry qt, Imma leave the ship to both you and homu, you guys are too cute together <3
I will break lurk if you ask me to <3
doing fine, just want to watch my anime and update war thunder
hopefully gonna get closer with my friends since they're starting overwatch and war thunder
there's an exam tomorrow but if everyone shows up we can postpone it so hopefully nobody fucks us over.
saachi a cute ty
are there two kyouko's now?
back to lurk
whoops, not that one.....
Yea I'm pretty much the same as I've always been
I hear lots of pen/pencil scribbles along with clicky clacky of keyboard
Ship sunk and as the captain, I must go down with her
Just the usual: nothing
>salutes flag as it dips down below the water
the ol' ship had a meaningful life
I don't have one fav, but I'll go with this at the moment.
yes, i am indeed very weeb.
how are you?
You're misjudging my intentions. I don't want any more of these anon-waifu ships, from my personal experience they only do unnecessary harm. Keep making Kagami happy!
I can kinda understand but >>682690305 oh okay. Kagami looks very pattable in this pic.
What is up my weeb?
It sounds more like
>Why the fuck is my 2 line-code not fucking working
>angry tea drining noises
>smashing that s key multiple times while holding control
>soft muffled sobbing
those kinds of things
I guess I'll go for now...
okay yep....that's it, i give in
>heart shaped pupils
fare thee well galko
I don't think the bunny anon hates you. You did sound jealous of bunny anon picking on kagami.
just fine, are you a lurker turned poster or have i just missed you other times?
how are you doing this evening?
Damn skippy, english aint lost yet
Just like natures first green!
Yes.. I was happy getting shipped with you. But quite frankly, it should only have been you and Homu that get shipped together.
Well, that's awkward
thanks!! i-im sorry about bun anon....maybe she'll come back
shit I didn't even notice that
don't worry I'm not turning
Love the lighting in this.
I have no idea where this is from. Inform me please.
Surprised it's not a smug one, actually.
Tig ol' bitties.
Once again, what is this from?
You best be findin' out.
>fuck I need to watch this show.
But but... I don't want you to give in.
>this cuteness competition is making me want to see Kagami cosplays and im not even into cosplay.
>Well, that's awkward
Get used to it, I tend to make everything awkward around me.
>But quite frankly, it should only have been you and Homu that get shipped together.
Its Kagami... the qtest qt to ever step on these threads. I can't give her the love she deserves alone. She needs a real ship for that!
it's okay megumin, go on to bigger and better things!! im gonna release you like a dove now kek
THEY TOUCHED MY FUCKING PEACHES
One of my fucking cans is missing
I'm gonna smash some fucking macbooks at 4 am I swear to the Gods
yeah kind of
I mean the rules are first come first serve but you should generally leave your waifu to the one that's been here the longest
I switch out of karen when the brazil one comes online or just share it if he's ok with it
the nightmares are so real from that pic
you're still a nigger tho
>Once again, what is this from?
What do you mean? The character is from Madoka Magica. The pic... no idea, don't even know if its official or fanart.
yes you should
when/if you start watching it pls give the dub a try ;(
im whiter than you are :^)
obligatory "no u"
Avenge the peaches Aki.
Kill them all in their sleep.
im a little afraid to look them up lol, alright....the cuteness isn't over yet!!!
>you don't make things awkward lol
I thought she looked familiar. I need to watch the show. I've heard good things.
Yeah. Me too.
That's one of the main reasons, why i like the pic that much
I told ya to do something about thoses douchbags!
Break the most macbooks you can and tell us how many after!
>kek fuck them up fam
*Feet first into hell" the odst motto
Angry canned peaches chewing too?
If tats was picking on someone else besides you, you'd get jelly too
It's okay dude. I'm here for you
She's got eyes for you ;_;
Not always smug. This is favorite artwork. I have favorite smug here
Are you going to the country?
Maybe you were never affected by it, but im aware of how awkward I tend to make things between other persons.
Watch it, its a solid 10 if you like emotional stories with some action. The artstyle and soundtracks are incredibly creative too.
i'd never betray our friendship, i've always tried to push her in your direction....you'll find someone shinoa...you'll find a real keeper
No wait, false alarm
Turns out I went to get one of my cans before I fell and put it behind my pc
She does it all the time i dont care.
Sorry bro/sis, Kagami is happier around you, you better get used to it 'cause that's the truth
>Implying you aren't the top
Thanks Shinoa-bro ;-;
>What is up my weeb?
not much i'm just kinda bored and trying to decide if i want to pay $58 to ship a bunch of slavshit from russia.
>are you a lurker turned poster or have i just missed you other times?
i post /k/ related shit mostly 2d operator girls and sometimes porn. I don't religiously post in the threads.
>how are you doing this evening?
i'm ok, a little tired. I had some chuggy nuggys and watched a documentary about Vietnam. I worked really early this morning and its starting to take its toll on me.
i know you're here megumin, how'd you like that song???
>im not the top....i can't be
Yui's voice in the dub is really cute imo
>i don't think i said hello yet
What is it that you do?
I know I should be ashamed or something but I just can't when I'm eating these peaches
Maybe I just gotta man up. Get my smug on
You're welcome dude
Of course I'm here, I'm stuck here at /waifu/ kek. I love that song <3
>Of course you're the top. You're the qtest of qt's~
Good afternoon beautiful. I hope you're doing well. i'm doing great. plenty to enjoy.
Awww you're soo cute its fine then!
Just be carefull next time before stabbing someone kek
Not as great as your trips
She's one of the top qts
>tfw you get your entire script right the first time
>tfw you finally get your script right after fixing bugs for four hours
>tfw you find your long lost can of peaches
Am I not normal, or am I the only one, who saves after just 1 Line of Code?
Shit. It was meant for Mugi.
thats completely different though ',:^)
im glad you liked it!!!! being stuck on waifu is the best place
>but your the one on top!!! <3
>What is it that you do?
i work at a shitty retail store. I have training in every section of the store and have been there for years but the cut my hours and instead hired three new people every week to replace the ones that quit because the place is so shit. today i was unloading a semi trailer full of boxes with like clothing,towels,shoes,coffeemakers,ect
i basically pick up and place on a metal roller 15-30 thousand boxes of various size an weight for 5 hours with only a 15 minute break. then i clean up all the mess people made opening the boxes.
i'm applying to become a custody deputy at a new prison they just built in my county tho.
i know right, i kinda want it but i also want to save my money.
I usually save after every function but I do stupid shit like putting commas where I need dots or forgetting semicolon
Galko a cute
Tired, need sleep
See you all in the mornin
Don't think i've shared this story but here it goes:
On Monday while taking a test, the room was super quiet and this bitch in the back was cheating. How we know? Becuase her fucking siri blurted out something about the medulla oblongata. Her face was red, heart in her throat and we all looked at her since she was the only one in the back. Professor looked DEAD at her. When taking a break today, we were all talking about her and when she came into the room, class got real quiet. Sucks that the professor was out somewhere getting something like coffee. Would've been great for him to hear our conversation
TL;DR siri blurted out an answer to bitch in back during exam on monday
>mfw this bitch cheating while the rest of us are studying our asses off
> that gif of Akiko screaming
Did you mean pic related?
Yea that would've been appropriate too but I don't like overusing that gif despite it's god tier quality
No problem ;^)
Akiko a cute.
ach.....w-what if i don't and say i did????
Well that all sounds terrible. Sorry that you are being underappreciated.
I mildly new a guy who worked at a prison. it's a tough job. Although i don't know what that title does specifically. I hope you get it.
we both know who the qt queen (king?) is :^)
The best places on this image board
Save money unless you're an impatient person
Hey I don't see you around all that often
That's not my fetish
time to please my waife
I can check your achievements on steam <3
Damn... that sucks for your whole class. Why don't y'all snitch her? lol
n-not if i unfriend you!!!
>im sorry i would never do that!! please forgive me
but they arent eyebrows nigga ',:^)
theyre PICKLES :)
i can always rely on you to have my back BOI
>Although i don't know what that title does specifically
pretty sure it's just a prison guard.
i am impatient but i can control myself. I just want to get a bunch of slavshit so i can go play airshit with this group of russian memers at milsim events.
>i want a promotion
>you are fired
then they hire a illegal to do your job
Ya im not on these threads as much as i use to
>n-not if i unfriend you!!!
You have revealed a major hole in my plan. But I trust you enough to not lie when it come to these things~
i would never unfriend you.....i'd miss you too much!!
basically before Satoru Iwata died (RIP) and Nintendo failed to do something the they intended to do it or whenever something wrong happened in general he would say "please understand" literally every time
Things seem to have changed around here even though I'm still fairly new, the community has grown. I know you're oldfag from the group pic but I've only noticed you maybe 2 times before
Top tier waifu you got there
The illegals in my area are all busy drinking and/or doing contract work
>i know the job
>you know l know the job
>i really think l'd be a good fit if you'd give me a chance
With semi-reasonable bosses just showing some ambition is enough to put you in for promotion
i would hope not....then we couldn't be shipped together~
to be fair you can't tell much from the group pics. It's very random.
You have now set sail after a little break on port /waifu/.