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ASK A LITERAL GENIUS ANYTHING
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oh look OP did a facebook IQ test
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>>682689291
i know porn stars with a 134, you're hardly scraping Mensa you pretentious cunt
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>>682689602
Memorado.com/iqtest post your result genius
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>>682689633
Says a stupid faggot. You probably jack off to traps and use your pizza roll napkin as a cumwipe.
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>>682689291

Genius level starts around 140, genius
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IQ test at my university showed I have an IQ of 150.
>mfw 150 isn't genius levels
>mfw faggot op thinks he's a genius
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Are you a genius?
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>>682689830
>>682689700
look at OP trying to prove to the internet that hes a genius
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>>682689830
i am not the one claiming to be a "genius"
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>>682689919
well actually Einstein had an IQ of 162 so 150 is pretty damn high...
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>>682689291
lol 134 is only around 1/100 people
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I'm with your local Mensa chapter OP. If like to invite you to join Mensa but we require an enrollment fee. Please post your banking info. You'll receive your welcome package in the mail.
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>>682689700

Internet IQ test

Really?
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>>682690183
My university thinks otherwise, they categorise geniuses at around 155-160, so I'm not far.
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I thought genius was at least a 140 IQ?

However you do realize that you truly can't determine one's intelligence, right?
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Last time I did mine I was at 139.

Guess what, Buttercup, in the real world it's meaningless.
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i would love to give op a game of chess and show him that he's no genious, but i don't want to give any personal information on this site
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>>682689291
you're not special retard
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>>682690389
There's my savings, doesn't count checking, retirement, health savings account, or assets. This is what being a genius gets you in your 20s how meaningless does that look faggot >>682690755
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>>682690672
Bingo, many people fail to realize that IQ scores don't make you intelligent.
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>>682690867
>scores lower but calls me a retard

This is why I'm a genius.
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Who's going to win the Kentucky Derby?
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Im 156 faggot
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>>682691007
look whos getting all defensive
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>>682689291
You are in the best 1%, and you think you are a genius? Come back, when you are in the 10E-6, and then, there will still be 8000 people, who are more intelligent then you faggot!
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>>682690672
A truly smart person wouldn't let others know exactly how smart they were in the first place. And you're totally right, because I don't think anyone in this thread could even define or interpret intelligence exactly the same way.
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>>682691036
Geniuses don't have time to worry about things like horse races.
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And I'm pretty drunk.
Straya cunt.

Online iq tests don't mean shit mate
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>>682689633
You know "stars" with high IQs? Give an example of one of these genius actresses' more unique scenes and I'm not asking for names.
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https://gyazo.com/6fd850e51769f98f0e39e5fa9b8d0aae

Just got dat boi
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>>682691352
A genius would not click an unheard of link on 4chan, fucktard.
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>>682691196
Right. That's why I'm asking you.
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>>682689700
Internet IQ test, really.

They always vastly inflate the numbers, so you'll keep clicking the 'train your brain' bullshit. I couldn't get it to give me a score below 100 even when I was giving it wrong answers.

If you want a proper IQ test, schedule one. Then understand it's not a measure of intelligence.
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>>682689291
Holy shit op, that's gifted status.
>>682689832 This goy gets it
In fact, my actual IQ is134. so even though I highly doubt you have an IQ higher than 125, cool beans anon we have the same IQ
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>>682689291
i got the exact same mark. This test is a joke, it's ridiculously easy.
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>>682689291
oke, how can I have 1 million euro?
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Does a set containing all sets contain itself?
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>>682691422
gyazo? stupid cunt, that's a program used for screenshots.
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>>682691473
What do you make a year and do you have over 300k in savings and assetts at 25? Because I make almost 6 figures and haven't ever had a school loan. Didn't think so.
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>>682689291
Oh yeah? My internet IQ test proved I'm a faggot.
>I see OP & I have that in common
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>>682689291
i did a test with a specialist and apparently i have an IQ of 146ish, but i dont feel like im that smart.
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how does one go about finding a legitimate iq test?
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>>682689291
poopballs
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I have a question .
>What your picture really means?
Nice asslick btw
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You only have to get 100%
Real IQ tests time how long you spend on each question and have a lot more spacializing skills focus but all in all that was a fairly well rounded test
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I literally clicked as fast as I could without when reading an answer and got a 114. So obviously, the test measure true intelligence since most people bullshit their way through life.
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what's the point of being a genius if you're not street genius
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Well guys that's all the time I have sorry you didn't use it wisely to obtain any useful knowledge for your stupid selves. Have fun going upstairs to put your hot pocket plate in the sink tonight ya basement dwelling non-prospering poorfags.
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>>682691759
And someday you'll have sex! Maybe even with a girl.
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>>682692628

whatever stupid
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>>682691690
Mind blown
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>>682689291
Well you are on 4chan so that just dropped you to an 87
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>>682692703
I have sex all the time only work 9-11 days a month. Peace faggot. Gotta go back tomorrow been off the last 4 days ughh.
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>>682689291
Isnt that average? I thought 160 was genius
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I have an iq of 134, and I'm a fucking retard.
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>>682691690
If the first one isn't in the set then it does but if it is than it contradicts its own phrasing.

Russer's paradox or something, learned about it in middle school
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>>682692957
Oh you work! How quaint.
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I took a special internet test too and I'm a literal genius as well.
My IQ is potato.
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>>682692957
so you work part time and have sex with your dominant hand all the time.

gotcha.
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I am 106, so bite me bitch
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>>682692957
What do you do for work?
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I got every question wrong on purpose and still got 98 so it's badly misleading
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>>682693346
I'm sorry did you miss my bank statement? >>682690917
The only thing I'm jacking off to is the sound of my email alert when my paycheck rolls in.
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>>682689291
who administered the test?
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>>682690917
That degree paid off I take it?
I'd might have been right there enjoying that same situation, but instead my parents and caretakers were mostly incompetent, so despite having been in all the advanced/gifted courses and being on the honor roll, I finally got to go back to my family at like, 12, everybody started dying basically, so I started working at 14, developed depression and anxiety, literally could not stay awake during classes or be motivated to do anything but scrape by in highschool... I ended up having to drop out of highschool in the first few weeks of my junior year, move out and work full time to keep my girlfriend (soon to be wife) and her sister off the street because their mom died randomly in the middle of the night, and they had nowhere to go, and I couldn't deal with that. I went more than a week without food more than once to keep them in school.
Didn't start college until almost 20, started two years behind in math and science courses, have had to work right on the border of full time and try to go to school full time, still anxious and depressed, couldn't focus or keep up with all the math course loads, have had to retake classes (which having been an A student and having that be the only thing anybody has ever alluded to giving my life value is psychologically crippling on a deep and irrational level, which feeds more anxiety and frustration) and got diagnosed with ADD/ADHD last year. And then there is the other insane amount of family related deaths and drama since then. Still get depressed, and very disillusioned with life and my dreams of education. All I wanted to do was become an engineer, to create useful things, fix problems and maybe help people. Not suicidal, but Now a part of me kinda hopes for a painless and very sudden death because existence has become a never ending burden of miserable problems that nobody else seems to have.
Life is a cold cruel whore.

Ride the shit out of yours for me, yeah?
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>>682693811

oh wow. give some money honey.
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>126
>Above %5

What do i win?

People entrust me all their problems, i carry my whole fucking family, but i lost my car and my house.

This is not accurate, im by no means smart.
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>>682693110
100 is average. Iq below 70 could make you retarded (icd-10). What makes a genius I don't know. I don't think you can put a number on that, since one can be genius in so many different ways.
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So a genius keeps $150K in savings?

So bad.

It's like you don't even want interest.
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>>682693668
I come up with ideas that aren't patented, patent them, and sell them. Literally just go into the office to do legal paperwork.
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>>682690670
Your university just doesn't want to give you a bloated head. MENSA designates around 135 and above as genius.
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too ezzz
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>>682694101
Because that is my spending money cuckold not my investment money. I'm out niggaz. Peace. Trump for prez.
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>>682689291
>134
hahahahahhahahahahhaha
on average i score 151, you fucking faggot. ill post results on this one in a minute.
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This site is just to make dumb people feel better about themselves
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>>682689291
>Online IQ test

mmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhh..........
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>>682691590
>this
stick someone who studies books their entire lives in a drug deal/gang war see how smart they are.
stick someone who deals drugs/fights in gangs in a classroom see how smart they are. everyone can be smart in a certian criteria the test cannot cover.
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>>682692335
I got vigorously tested growing up because I had an insane IQ score at a very young age but around age 7 I consistently scored about 145-150 so mine is officially 147.
There's a definite difference in perspective from up here. You realize much more
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>>682689291
Mine was 129 when I took it.

Gg op
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>>682694046
Oh yeah where do you live? Female? We might could arrange something.
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wtf this test is like 20 questions, i missed one question that im sure of and i only got 128, this shit is rigged
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>>682695192
max is 134 at 100%
min is 98 at 0%
it's not scored accurately
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>>682693115
Well aleast you have self insight. The stupidest people are usually living blissfully unawere of their stupidity. The more you know the more you inderstand what you don't know... Or something.. Someone once said. There are studies that can back that up. I'm shure you are smart :) Do you often think of other people as stupid, or do you generally think you are more so then other around you? (Yes my english is broken. Didn't bother to spellsheck)
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I made a real test like that and got 142.
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>>682695441
>142 iq
>can't use grammar correctly
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>>682695386
OP here
This
Wish I were dumb at times
Being more aware than the 99% is stressful AF
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How is anyone not getting 134 on this? This is the easiest iq test I've ever taken. Real iq tests are way harder than this.
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I got a 174 on my last one.
But i'm crippled by PTSD.. so it's fucking useless brain matter anyway.
Ignorance is bliss. I wish to be autistic.
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>>682689291
Mine is 146
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>>682695551
>intelligence equals grasp of english language
>on an international imageboard
kil yoruself
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>>682695835
Yes they are. IQ is just how fluid your mental processes are, not how much you know.
It's horrible at measuring whether a regular joe is a little bit better than a different regular Joe, but it's great at figuring out who can accomplish far more or far less.
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>>682694740
IS THIS LOGIC? ON /B/?
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>>682696033
Seriously, how would he even know if it's a language anon is even intimate with?
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>>682689291
>134
>genius is 140+
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>>682694740
Thats about drive and interest. I could run a drug cartel just as well as any of my businesses. The concepts really aren't all that different. You still have to manipulate people through various means, be excellent at spinning in bullshit with truth, and other generally sociopathic shit.
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>>682695589
You're an idiot if you're sincerely judging your intelligence off an internet IQ test with badly inaccurate scoring and testing methodology.

I expect you aren't THAT stupid but either way it's very popular for people of your intelligence to blame their stress levels on their intelligence. It often indicates that you're entirely unread in lit and phil canon which means no one with half a brain ought take you seriously
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>>682696489
There are direct correlations between intellect and stress levels.
That being said, one with such an intellect can generally manage higher stress levels than someone less gifted.
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>>682695551
sorry, it has been a long time since I've really spoke english 'cause these months i've been basically learning and intensively speaking only french

but hey, I can speak 4 languages anyway and I don't give a shit
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>>682694740
loool bitch i skipped like 3 grades in highschool and deal all kinds of shit all day now in college
The smartest people are the ones who figure out how to make the best $$$. There are some people I work with who are like much smarter than me, even on that multivariable calc shit but they trap because it's the most cash for the least work

tl;dr smart people trap better than niggas
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>>682689700
OP is not special
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>>682696479
>>682694740
I'd want to see a dorky chess master taught how to use a rifle accurately at long range, given an unregistered rifle and suppressor and a detailed map of the area and information on key players before taking the role..

That right there could make good television.. If they did it right, rival gangs wouldn't even know who hit. You could potentially eliminate all the competent rivals or severely restrict their influence and networks/resources by devastating them mentally and forcing them to confine themselves indoors.
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>>682689291
went to college of my choice at 14
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I like getting pegged by my girlfriend am i a faggot?
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>>682695589
I can see how that can be stressfull. But try not to be a dick about it and try to educate people. If they get offended they become offensive. and if offensive they won't consider what you say in an open understanding way. But that again would demand that you are paicent with other people and their silly minds. But tryinging to open others up for critical thinking could wery well happen be rewarding for you. Give people a chance or just fuck them and get new friends and a new job
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>>682690325
Nice fuckin bait u cunt
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>>682689291
Do you think that makes you special? A fucking
Facebook meme IQ test?
LOL NO WAY FUCKTARD

You're not special at all, neither are you any sort of genius. The mere fact that you're posting here is enough to prove otherwise.

You're just another unskilled, zero-talent mound of human garbage. How fucking pathetic do you have to get before you start to seek validation from losers on /b/?

I would probably kill myself if I ever found myself in your position, but you probably won't given that you have no sense of honor. You fucking toxic, life-ruining shitstain of a human being.

Eat shit and die. You'll finally make your parents proud for once.
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>>682689291
you are not genius. I'm 140 and I'm not a genius. If we are top 1% of all people, it means that we are the best of 100 people. So, if you gather 200 people randomly, there will be probably someone smarter. Genious is not 1 in 100. It is 1 in 10000, at least.
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>>682689291
GuaranteedReplies.jpg
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Geniuses tell me that reality is actually real and that the world we live in today isn't literally what me make of it. cp year old newfag here. My thoughts: Basically everything that exists in the world is only real once we see it, hear it, or read it. Until then, nothing other than what we've already read, saw, or heard never existed. How do we know that everyone else is real and not just a creation of our own mind. I mean, how do we know that once we were brought into this world, everything around us was created? I'm pretty interested in stuff like this.
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>>682697969
I wasn't a dick about it initially but then the retards who think they're smart came out in full force.
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>>682698515
Smoke more, brah
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Okay, but does anyone know of an online IQ test that isn't inflated feelgood bullshit designed to sell you something? I can't see myself ever wasting my time or money to get a number that only kind of shows my intelligence.
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>>682698690
I actually don't smoke. I just have a lot of time on my hands to think about stuff that I normally wouldn't. But if you do think about it, it kinda makes sense.
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>>682695005
Nigga you gay
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>>682689291
134 is nothing, 148 here
yes i'm amazing
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>>682696033
>American image board
>like the rest of America, completely overrun by trash from other countries that can't afford their own imageboard

This is an American imageboard, faggot. I think you have us confused with britbongchan or strayachan, son.
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>>682698530
Oh sorry, I was being unclear. Everyones a dick on 4chum and thats fine. I ment in real life
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>>682699049
says the man posting on a chinese cartoon board
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>>682698515
GENIUSES I DEMAND THEE TO RESPOND. ty
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>>682689291
Easy way to make money?
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>>682699089
Pretty much everyone is dicks there too in this self entitlement generation I'm ashamed to be apart of.
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>>682689291
Not, as we may observe, a literate genius.
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I had an actual test. Supervisor and pages long document for results, paid for by school and everything.

I got 156.

I like to tell everyone on the internet where nobody believes me, as pointing out my big number online is about the only thing having this IQ has done for me in life.
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>>682689602
yeah, the nigger-faggot is playing in the shallow end... middle school test said I was 156

:D they wanted to make sure I wasn't retarded, thought busy work and le rules where retarded... so now I am here
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>OP says ask a question
>Never answers
>Continues bragging about IQ and others join in
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>>682698845
But it's one of those issues that essentially boils down to a psychological equivalent of jerking off. We're all going to slip into nothingness sooner than we know, and it's not a question that can really be tested and fully proved or disproved. It's better to use that level of consideration on fixing problems to better your enjoyment of life, because regardless of how it is, or why, it is, and you're in it. May as well enjoy it.
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>>682689291
>ASK A LITERAL GENIUS ANYTHING
>ASK A LITERAL A U T I S T ANYTHING
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>>682699756
/thread
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>>682696479
Except not really at all. It's about knowing the ins and outs of the business, being hard as fuck, being unafraid to just in general be a fucking criminal. You'd be outed for a sucker in 5 seconds amidst real criminals.

I don't agree with the person you quoted either. Intelligence is intelligence. When people say there are different types it's just an excuse for stupid people to feel smart. Sort of like autistic people aren't really mentally retarded, they're actually special snowflakes.
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>>682689291
oh boy :D another IQ test threat how exciting, we can all hold hands and jerk eachother off as we show off our amazing intellect and try to make ourselves feel so much better because we all hate ourselves deep down x)

Seriously, everyone on here who parades themselves around waving their big dick IQ or bank accounts just goes to show how desperate they are for someone to acknowledge how good they are.
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>>682689291
I took this same test and deliberately chose all the wrong answers and I scored 102.
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>>682689291
>>682692335
>>682697401

I'm starting to think 134 is the maximum this test goes for.
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>>682689291
Do you like greenday?
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>>682700602

kek

>that episode of KOTH where peggy gets scammed
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