What's the fastest way to get banned on /b/?
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What's the fastest way to get banned on /b/?
claim to be a mod
>>682688877
I'm 16
>cp
>jerking off with 0 hands
if dubs i am b&
hi, how are you?
Op here
I'm 15
>>682688877
trip-dubs checked
ask for a ban
If dubs ban everyone ITT
>>682690988
AHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>682692364
I'll start
>>682690988
that's great thanks for sharing
>>682688877
Fags think this isn't easy.
http://www.4chan.org/bans
Depends on length you want your ballsack banned.
Want permaban? Ask for CP, and Chris Hansen will come for you, use TOR/VPN/IP Proxy, auto permaban.
30 day bans are less easy, people can joke their age and not be for real or if you evade ban, it goes to 30 days.
Short 1-3 day bans are extremely common, go to another board, you're on /b/, IE go to a SFW board, post porn or a pic of you getting shit in your mouth.
I actually am a mod and i will ban everyone
>>682688877
Be 17
>>682693388
Nice two pair of dubs, if you got a ballsack in your mouth, do it nigger.
>>682688877
Who got >>682688888
Tell us, /b/
>>682693650
>double dubs
faggot
how are bans enforced? there's no accounts or anything so i don;t see how that would work
>>682694018
IP address
>>682694018
ip, newfag
>>682694069
You can't get a account. Nice 69 get.
>>682694018
Did your mom forget to give you your Viagra? It's called IP ADDRESS.
>>682694069
>>682694095
but that's so easy to bypass, what's the point?
>>682694018
Magic nigga
>>682688877
Call moots mom a faggot.
>>682694095
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
i got banned cause i posted a video of a girl swallowing a mice
fuck /b/
>>682694248
it's called proxying renders that useless
>>682694366
Sorry, sir. I truly had no idea, sir. You're right, sir. Please don't hurt me, sir.
>>682694366
Why would you type out all the are you retarded
>>682694254
yeah because making a new account on a site typically has such a large amount of required effort
>>682688877
post sinks
>>682694525
are you retarded? it's a copypasta
>>682694494
>>682694525
Summer's here
>>682694562
Whoa wtf is wrong with you
MODS MODS MODS
>>682694562
MODS MODS MODSM OMDSMO DMODSMOs
I'm mod, will ban you now
>>682694559
depends on how much verification is required
>>682694494
>>682694643
>implying i wasn't fucking joking.
gtfo you easily-baited newfag. summer is all of the time here
>>682694366
Holy shit youre autistic as fuck.
Youre not a navy seal youre a fucking guy behind a computer typing up walls of text to shitpost with.
>>682694254
They'll just bump it up to 30 days if you bypass it.
>>682694476
Yeah, but if you get busted using it, you get a permaban. Trust me I attempted to use it before to get on 4chan when I was in high school, couldn't post due to their policy.
Oh yea, complain about 4chan's policy gets you banned too. Smoke some newports while you're at it.
>>682694248
How is that even possible?
>>682694494
>>682694525
niggers
>>682694643
Its Spring still idiot.
Come on mods, ban me you fucking faggots.
I'm sure there are no mods on /b/
>>682694872
Responding to bait makes you a newfag
Even if you've been here since 2003
>>682694366
I actually got a copy of that meme and upgraded it to be hostiler and offensiver than that.
How can they ban you on tor lmao
>>682695243
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag?
I’ll have you know they've ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid.
Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>682695083
post pizza
>>682694891
i feel like this wouldn't be viable with the existence of tor though? if you get an entire exit node IPbanned permanently eventually tor users will be blacklisted
>>682688877
uploading certain files will ban you instantly
>>682695410
YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD FAGGOT. IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE HOW INCREDIBLY STUPID YOU ARE. STUPID AS A STONE
THAT THE OTHER STONES MAKE FUN OF. SO STUPID THAT YOU HAVE TRAVELED
FAR BEYOND STUPID AS WE KNOW IT AND INTO A NEW DIMENSION OF STUPID.
META-STUPID. STUPID CUBED. TRANS-STUPID STUPID. STUPID COLLAPSED TO
A SINGULARITY WHERE EVEN THE STUPONS HAVE COLLAPSED INTO STUPONIUM.
STUPID SO DENSE THAT NO INTELLIGENCE CAN ESCAPE. SINGULARITY STUPID.
BLAZING HOT SUMMER DAY ON MERCURY STUPID. YOU EMIT MORE STUPID IN ONE
MINUTE THAN OUR ENTIRE GALAXY EMITS IN A YEAR. QUASAR STUPID. IT CANNOT
BE POSSIBLE THAT ANYTHING IN OUR UNIVERSE CAN REALLY BE THIS STUPID.
THIS IS A PRIMORDIAL FRAGMENT FROM THE ORIGINAL BIG STUPID BANG. A PURE
EXTRACT OF STUPID WITH ABSOLUTE STUPID PURITY. STUPID BEYOND THE LAWS
OF NATURE. I MUST APOLOGIZE. I CAN'T GO ON. THIS IS MY EPIPHANY OF
STUPID. AFTER THIS EXPERIENCE, YOU MAY NOT HEAR FROM ME FOR A WHILE.
I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN SUMMON THE STRENGTH LEFT TO MOCK YOUR MORONIC
OPINIONS AND MALFORMED COMMENTS ABOUT BORING TRIVIA OR YOUR OTHER DRIVEL.
FUCK OFF
>>682695410
I got a better one for you:
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU STUPID NIGGER? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I歎E BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON BLACK PEOPLE, AND I HAVE OVER 300 BILLION CONFIRMED KILLS. I'M TRAINED IN GUERILLA WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER MONKEY. I'LL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH THE LIKES WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS NIGGER. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT NIGGER SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN PORCH MONKEY. AS WE SPEAK I'M CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, BLACKEY. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, NIGGER. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER 700 BILLION WAYS, AND THAT'S WITH JUST MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL THAT THE US MARINES AND I WILL USE IT TO IT'S FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE BLACK ASSHOLE OFF THE FACE OF THE WORLD, YOU LITTLE NIGGER. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE 鼎LEVER・COMMENT WAS TO BRING DOWN ON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD OF SHUT YOUR NIGGER MOUTH. BUT YOU WOULDN探, YOU DIDN探, AND NOW YOU鱈L PAY THE PRICE, YOU FUCKING MONKEY. I'LL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU'LL DROWN ALL OVER IT. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, NIGGER..
>>682688877
let the mods figure out that youre m00t
>>682695614
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
>>682695410
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU STUPID CRACKER? I鱈L HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I歎E BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON BLACK PEOPLE, AND I HAVE OVER 300 BILLION CONFIRMED KILLS. I'M TRAINED IN GUERILLA WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER MONKEY. I'LL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH THE LIKES WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS HONKEY. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN CRACKER. AS WE SPEAK I'M CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, HONKEY. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, HONKEY. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER 700 BILLION WAYS, AND THAT'S WITH JUST MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL THAT THE US MARINES AND I WILL USE IT TO IT'S FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE WHITE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE WORLD, YOU LITTLE NIGGER. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE 鼎LEVER・COMMENT WAS TO BRING DOWN ON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD OF SHUT YOUR WHITE MOUTH. BUT YOU WOULDN探, YOU DIDN探, AND NOW YOU鱈L PAY THE PRICE, YOU FUCKING CRACKER. I'LL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU'LL DROWN ALL OVER IT. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, WHITEY...
>>682694643
You took the bait, deep-throated it, tenderly fondled its balls like your father taught you, then swallowed its load and complimented it on its size and girth.
>>682695315
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE TROLLING HOLY SHIT THATS SOME NEWFAG ASS SHIT
OH MY FUCKING GOD
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU USE TOR TO GO ON B
FUCK
>TRIGGERED AND NIGGERED
This
>>682695189
So newfag is just a state of mind now instead of a dictation of how long youve actually been on 4ch?
>>682688877
posting lewd images of Yotsuba used to be able to get you banned
probably not the case now
>>682695719
What a new one...
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I鱈L HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I歎E BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS. I'M TRAINED IN GUERILLA WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I'LL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH THE LIKES WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I'M CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER 700 WAYS, AND THAT'S WITH JUST MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL THAT THE US MARINES AND I WILL USE IT TO IT'S FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASSHOLE OFF THE FACE OF THE WORLD, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE 鼎LEVER・COMMENT WAS TO BRING DOWN ON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD OF SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. BUT YOU WOULDN探, YOU DIDN探, AND NOW YOU鱈L PAY THE PRICE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I'LL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU'LL DROWN ALL OVER IT. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO..
>>682695820
MODS
>>682695781
he has a point, some people use it for literally all of their browsing
Or this
>>682695719
Oh BTW, you're nigger shit.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU STUPID NIGGER? I鱈L HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I歎E BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON BLACK PEOPLE, AND I HAVE OVER 300 BILLION CONFIRMED KILLS. I'M TRAINED IN GUERILLA WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER MONKEY. I'LL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH THE LIKES WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS NIGGER. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT NIGGER SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN PORCH MONKEY. AS WE SPEAK I'M CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, BLACKEY. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, NIGGER. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER 700 BILLION WAYS, AND THAT'S WITH JUST MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL THAT THE US MARINES AND I WILL USE IT TO IT'S FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE BLACK ASSHOLE OFF THE FACE OF THE WORLD, YOU LITTLE NIGGER. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE 鼎LEVER・COMMENT WAS TO BRING DOWN ON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD OF SHUT YOUR NIGGER MOUTH. BUT YOU WOULDN探, YOU DIDN探, AND NOW YOU鱈L PAY THE PRICE, YOU FUCKING MONKEY. I'LL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU'LL DROWN ALL OVER IT. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, NIGGER..
>>682695851
Yes. And always has been.
>>682693388
I bet you won't you silly cunt, I'll put you in the ground
>>682688877
do a ban test.
>>682695932
This
>>682695730
Whats with the random as fuck kanji scattered throughout?
>>682695988
Complain how much mods ban you for being black.
>>682695990
>>682695891
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little conformist bitch? I'll have you know I graduated by the skin of my teeth in all my courses in community college and I've been making fucking pottery for my whole life and I listen to underground only music. I am trained in whining and I'm the top douchebag in Starbucks. You are nothing to be but a fucking conformist. I will wipe you the fuck out with shit so underground it's in China, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying this shit to me over a fucking conformist site like Facebook? Think again, copy. As we speak I'm contacting my manager at Barnes and Noble and he's got connections with every Apple store manager this side of the Mississippi, and your IP address is being traced so you better prepare for man slaps you little maggot. The man slaps that will knock you on your ass. You're fucking dead, conformist. I can get in my Prius and be anywhere in a matter of hours, anytime and I can berate you in 700 ways, and that's just in English. Not only am I able to speak languages no one else speaks, but I have access to your Twitter account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe out all your followers you little mainstream junkie. If only you could know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon yo, maybe would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the full price you goddamn mainstream loving bastard. I will shit classic literature all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, conformist.
>>682688877
Be underage, proclaim so, and post your nudes (ergo, technically CP)
>>682689065
This
>>682696176
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little conformist bitch? I'll have you know I graduated by the skin of my teeth in all my courses in community college and I've been making fucking pottery for my whole life and I listen to underground only music. I am trained in whining and I'm the top douchebag in Starbucks. You are nothing to be but a fucking conformist. I will wipe you the fuck out with shit so underground it's in China, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying this shit to me over a fucking conformist site like Facebook? Think again, copy. As we speak I'm contacting my manager at Barnes and Noble and he's got connections with every Apple store manager this side of the Mississippi, and your IP address is being traced so you better prepare for man slaps you little maggot. The man slaps that will knock you on your ass. You're fucking dead, conformist. I can get in my Prius and be anywhere in a matter of hours, anytime and I can berate you in 700 ways, and that's just in English. Not only am I able to speak languages no one else speaks, but I have access to your Twitter account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe out all your followers you little mainstream junkie. If only you could know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon yo, maybe would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the full price you goddamn mainstream loving bastard. I will shit classic literature all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, conformist.
>>682693978
Newfag
>>682696290
Hwat the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little bobby? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the sales of propane and propane acessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the top salesman in the entire Strickland Propane company. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in arlen, mark my god danged words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the street and your number is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over 700 different ways. and thats just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane acessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell you a grill thats off the face of the great USA, you little democrat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.
>>682696176
If it weren't me, I'd sweat it, look at how fast I can send more than you think.
>>682696176
>>682688877
order a cheese pizza
OP look what have you done
M00t's a Jew. Make fun of jews
>>682696187
>technically CP
If you want to be techinical: nudity is not always porn, and non-nude pictures can also be porn, if they are sexually suggestive for example.
However, 4chan has rules besides US law.
>>682696176
Yea, enjoy the 7upcan in your asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-njmdP4THRM
>>682696650
this is now a "pictures that used to be posted all the time but you rarely see anymore" thread
>>682696931
What the fuck?
>>682697064
I like this idea
>>682688877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-njmdP4THRM
>>682695851
Newfag
>>682688877
By being straight.
>>682697268
I think you'll like this guy once you wait 2 seconds after click this gif.
>>682697192
Stop posting anon.
>>682697192
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwdssssssssssssss!
>>682697192
I mean hes right though. If theres a topless little girl playing in a pool then thats not cp. Even youtube knows this and allows that kind of content. Its the people reporting it that get it taken down. Yet 4chan still insists on banning anything thst has a little girl in it.
Sure is the "last battalion of free speech on the internet" huh.
>>682695872
It falls under the CP rule depending on where you post it. At this point the people who actually cared about the 4cham mascot being shown a sexual ways have been gone for several years.
>>682695919
There's always some faggot that comes to a NSFW thread especially one as fucked up as b/ and then yells out for something they deem inappropriate. Let the mods do their jobs themselves.
>>682697646
That picture is cp though, according to US law. It has rightly been deleted.
>>682688877
By putting a nigger's ballsack in your mouth.
>>682694018
Duh.
I'm a mod
>>OP
I want child porn
>>682688877
cheese pizza
>>682689723
>off by one
>>682697646
>last battalion
I think you mean "last bastion" you fucking retarded pedo
OP you're a smart ass.
This was a CP thread since the beginning, hided by the request of what someone should post to get banned.
>>682688877
Post you spilling chocolate milk
>>682698335
Eh they sound similar.
>>682698477
Nice theory, but if that is true, you're replying to a CP thread, which is a bannable offense.
>>682698657
Because they both start with "ba"
You sicken me
>>682699037
You forgot the -ion.
And its fine.
>>682699037
You know what else sounds like benis? Benis.
Post pictures of taken advantage of old people
Given the current state of affairs: probably by using the website to advertise goods/services not affiliated with 4chan.
>>682699363
Why don't we just rape the queen herself?
Test
>>682699991
>mcnuggies
all my keks
>>682700000
>>682692904
Not op
Tor/vpn/ip proxies don't work. They can detect I'm using a proxy and they immediately ban the ip
>>682701529
You're using the wrong VPN or change country the server is in.
>>682701529
I've seen some on the ban page that were permanent due to the TOR/VPN/Exit node policy.
>>682699991
why
>>682698089
Put it on the pitsa
>>682688877
im 13 mod ban me plz
>>682688877
Apparently using a VPN gives you an instant permaban.
>>682702548
No, you just can't post from a VPN
talk about when /b/ was good and remind everyone how shitty it is now
they shut down those threads immediately
>>682700916
Niggers gone nig
>>682688877
If dubs ban me
>>682703424
Can confirm. I've accidentally connected from my VPN before, then had to turn it off and refresh the page before I can post.
>>682704075
I want to get baned so bad, also dubs or post ends in 87 check em
>>682704287
Oh shit, b&
being banned is shit
>>682704287
Checked!
>>682704285
>when kanye gets tried of autographing
>>682704287
Wtf??
post something the mods want to censor
>>682704287
Mootles is that you
Moot lives in Williamsburg and hangs out with ugly hipster chicks
682705152
>>682704287
well played sir
>>682695442
