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Why can't I fucking print this? Never seen this shit before. What did they do to this image?

try printing it
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bump for niggers
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I'm so tempted to find out what the joke is.
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>>682688702
It's illegal to print money. You will go to jail for printing that.
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>>682690083
It's not money, and I'm not a bitch
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lol try to the print the fucking thing. it only prints half of it.. wtf.. never seen this shit and it prints a link to some site.
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>>682688702
i tried to edit my own in CS5 and it wouldnt let me. how did u edit that?
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>>682688702
I ain't printing that shit, nigga
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Did it, it gives a link
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someone posted it on /b/ last week. i tried to print it. there's no virus you faggots.. its just.. ah i just fucking scan it
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>>682691073

yeah what is that? whats it called? never seen an image print like this. also I want to print this so sum1 get gooby plz
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I'm going to go to the link before i post it...
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>>682691554

the link is just some legit gov site
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ITT dumbfucks dont know most modern software detects money images and wont print them. hell, even the printers themselves wont print them
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i want to print this shit and hand them out
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>>682691713
what? never have i ever heard of such a thing. dumbfucks? nah, I just never tried to print money. this is gag money obviously.
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>>682691713
print without being connected to internet might work or?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation
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>>682691713
Lol that has to be a lie
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>>682691876
No it's not, the printer is telling you this is real money. This is what the new $20 will look like when it goes into circulation.
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>>682691982

well thats insane. great whens my party van coming? fml
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>>682688702
It's because of the security constellation printed all over the bill. Look for a pattern like

___________
_o______o__
___________
______o____
_o_______o_

Printer manufacturers are required by law to look for this (and prolly other shit) to deter counterfeiting.

...faggot
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>>682691982
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation

This. And you can't use newer scanners to scan bills either.
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>>682692234
Some printers actually do access the internet and send a ping to the secret service when they detect the EURion Constellation.

FYI.
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>>682692310

well so much for printing gag nigger bills.
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>>682692393
>Some printers
Never by "smart" shit anything. That's all it's good for.
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I'm going to try to photocopy a twenty to see if it gives me the same anti counterfeit website
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>>682691982
Land of the free, everyone.
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>>682692627
>>682692729
>>682692767

block internet access via firewall. tried to print gag 20. same results and noticed windows blocked and outgoing connection.

>>682692393
confirmed.
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>>682691982
>>682692244
>>682692310
>>682692393

real answers
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how long until my party van arrives? I got nothing going on anyway.
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>>682692244
no, they're not required by law, they're coerced into this shit.
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>>682692767
No joke, shit like this is why l'm voting for Bernie.
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>>682693207
They probably won't partyv& you over this - chances are they can see the spoofed bill and realize you were just some dumb kid fucking around on the internet.
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>>682693593
Are you fucking stupid? Every nation on earth uses this you dumb fuck.
>oh wait you mean because money will be worthless
well played
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>>682693688
im 45 years old, thank you very much!

now i have to go eat dinner with grandma upstairs.

faggots
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>>682693031
Lies

Just copied a new 100 and a 20 and it printed them just fine.

This is all a goof
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>>682693688
oh good cause i have over 4tb of porn on here.. if i lost it i would fucking die inside.. also my music/movies

>>682693969
well dude good for u but it's not a fucking goof asshole. what printer do you have? an old shit one? i have a smart one that scans me while i sleep
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>>682694115
Double goof
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>>682693848

right on fellow /b/rother! you tell that pleb
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>>682694286
did you say roof?
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I tried it and now there's a black van outside my house. What do /b/?
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>>682693969
does it even print color? also this is only on LASER printers. the stupidity here is endless.
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>>682694340

shut off the lights! get downnnnnnnnnnn
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>>682694389
OP here. still no fucking van and I have an HP Deskjet 3052A
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Petition for me to be on the $5 bill.
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>>682694565
whats ur ip address so I can check to make sure no one is tapping your internet
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>>682694600
Someone please photoshop this guy on the 5$ bill. Thank you very much
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>>682694600
Could you perhaps put a chicken bone through your nose? I just think b would support you more if you did
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>>682694565
>HP Deskjet 3052A
Why do people keep buying these pieces of shit?
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So the premise of this thread is that if you try to print a 20, even if it's clearly fake, it will refuse.

I printed the first picture and it gave some url to a website that is anti-counterfeit.

I was like oh maybe this is true? Let me check. Scanned the 100 and 20, it printed them perfectly in color. On a new printer/fax/copy/whatever.

IT'S ALL A GOOF THE .JPG HAS THE URL IN IT ITS NOT REAL THERE IS NO PING NO ONE IS COMING TO GET YOU
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>>682694933
i have no issue with it.. it was cheap as shit and works great. whats the problem?
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>>682692058
no - its true. government regulations
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>>682695152

okay i believe you since this is /b/ but can u get me this nigger bill so I can print it? ffs who edited this shit and how?
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>>682695278
see
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>>682695170
I'm not even going to type them all out.
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>>682695417
exactly, you have nothing to say you fucking edge lord
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>>682695417
no, i'll do one. it won't even scan when it's out of ink. i mean...
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>>682694718
OP here

ip is 192.168.0.1

can u halp me gooby?
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>>682695152
just scanned a 20.. tried to print it and the same shitttttttttttttttt.. so its not a goof and it's not the picture.
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>>682696094
bait/10
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>>682696094
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO PRINT MONEY. MOST PRINTERS DETECT IT AND REFUSE TO PRINT IT. ffs listen to me and stop being stupid...
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>>682696289
just proving this faggot wrong

>>682696224
faggot
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>>682696434
http://h30434.www3.hp.com/t5/Scanning-Faxing-and-Copying/Won-t-print-image-of-money/td-p/2801849
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>>682696511

im 12 and what is this
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>>682696761
What is what? What is a URL?
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>>682696289
>>682696434
Samefag

And wrong
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>>682696873
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>>682696975
not same - not wrong. http://h30434.www3.hp.com/t5/Scanning-Faxing-and-Copying/Won-t-print-image-of-money/td-p/2801849
At least HP doesnt allow printing money in "money size"
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>>682696975
wrong pleb
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>>682697161
Im not a fish, your bait does not work
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>>682697256
this nigga
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>>682697147
They got goofed, just like people in this thread.
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>>682697357
What are you doing with your life? You are not contributing... Just go back to tumblr and start posting your shitty memes...
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>>682697256
no you are a fish. a gay fish!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhJteYnoLBI
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>>682697529
we have a winner! lmao

good night faggots!
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>>682697422
Yes, because HP support loves to fuck with their customers...
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http://rulesforuse.org/pub/index.php?lang=en
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>>682692139
underrated post
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