Why can't I fucking print this? Never seen this shit before. What did they do to this image?
try printing it
bump for niggers
I'm so tempted to find out what the joke is.
>>682688702
It's illegal to print money. You will go to jail for printing that.
>>682690083
It's not money, and I'm not a bitch
lol try to the print the fucking thing. it only prints half of it.. wtf.. never seen this shit and it prints a link to some site.
>>682688702
i tried to edit my own in CS5 and it wouldnt let me. how did u edit that?
>>682688702
I ain't printing that shit, nigga
Did it, it gives a link
someone posted it on /b/ last week. i tried to print it. there's no virus you faggots.. its just.. ah i just fucking scan it
>>682691073
yeah what is that? whats it called? never seen an image print like this. also I want to print this so sum1 get gooby plz
I'm going to go to the link before i post it...
>>682691554
the link is just some legit gov site
ITT dumbfucks dont know most modern software detects money images and wont print them. hell, even the printers themselves wont print them
i want to print this shit and hand them out
>>682691713
what? never have i ever heard of such a thing. dumbfucks? nah, I just never tried to print money. this is gag money obviously.
>>682691713
print without being connected to internet might work or?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation
>>682691713
Lol that has to be a lie
>>682691876
No it's not, the printer is telling you this is real money. This is what the new $20 will look like when it goes into circulation.
>>682691982
well thats insane. great whens my party van coming? fml
>>682688702
It's because of the security constellation printed all over the bill. Look for a pattern like
___________
_o______o__
___________
______o____
_o_______o_
Printer manufacturers are required by law to look for this (and prolly other shit) to deter counterfeiting.
...faggot
>>682691982
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation
This. And you can't use newer scanners to scan bills either.
>>682692234
Some printers actually do access the internet and send a ping to the secret service when they detect the EURion Constellation.
FYI.
>>682692310
well so much for printing gag nigger bills.
>>682692393
>Some printers
Never by "smart" shit anything. That's all it's good for.
I'm going to try to photocopy a twenty to see if it gives me the same anti counterfeit website
>>682691982
Land of the free, everyone.
>>682692627
>>682692729
>>682692767
block internet access via firewall. tried to print gag 20. same results and noticed windows blocked and outgoing connection.
>>682692393
confirmed.
>>682691982
>>682692244
>>682692310
>>682692393
real answers
how long until my party van arrives? I got nothing going on anyway.
>>682692244
no, they're not required by law, they're coerced into this shit.
>>682692767
No joke, shit like this is why l'm voting for Bernie.
>>682693207
They probably won't partyv& you over this - chances are they can see the spoofed bill and realize you were just some dumb kid fucking around on the internet.
>>682693593
Are you fucking stupid? Every nation on earth uses this you dumb fuck.
>oh wait you mean because money will be worthless
well played
>>682693688
im 45 years old, thank you very much!
now i have to go eat dinner with grandma upstairs.
faggots
>>682693031
Lies
Just copied a new 100 and a 20 and it printed them just fine.
This is all a goof
>>682693688
oh good cause i have over 4tb of porn on here.. if i lost it i would fucking die inside.. also my music/movies
>>682693969
well dude good for u but it's not a fucking goof asshole. what printer do you have? an old shit one? i have a smart one that scans me while i sleep
>>682694115
Double goof
>>682693848
right on fellow /b/rother! you tell that pleb
>>682694286
did you say roof?
I tried it and now there's a black van outside my house. What do /b/?
>>682693969
does it even print color? also this is only on LASER printers. the stupidity here is endless.
>>682694340
shut off the lights! get downnnnnnnnnnn
>>682694389
OP here. still no fucking van and I have an HP Deskjet 3052A
Petition for me to be on the $5 bill.
>>682694565
whats ur ip address so I can check to make sure no one is tapping your internet
>>682694600
Someone please photoshop this guy on the 5$ bill. Thank you very much
>>682694600
Could you perhaps put a chicken bone through your nose? I just think b would support you more if you did
>>682694565
>HP Deskjet 3052A
Why do people keep buying these pieces of shit?
So the premise of this thread is that if you try to print a 20, even if it's clearly fake, it will refuse.
I printed the first picture and it gave some url to a website that is anti-counterfeit.
I was like oh maybe this is true? Let me check. Scanned the 100 and 20, it printed them perfectly in color. On a new printer/fax/copy/whatever.
IT'S ALL A GOOF THE .JPG HAS THE URL IN IT ITS NOT REAL THERE IS NO PING NO ONE IS COMING TO GET YOU
>>682694933
i have no issue with it.. it was cheap as shit and works great. whats the problem?
>>682692058
no - its true. government regulations
>>682695152
okay i believe you since this is /b/ but can u get me this nigger bill so I can print it? ffs who edited this shit and how?
>>682695170
I'm not even going to type them all out.
>>682695417
exactly, you have nothing to say you fucking edge lord
>>682695417
no, i'll do one. it won't even scan when it's out of ink. i mean...
>>682694718
OP here
ip is 192.168.0.1
can u halp me gooby?
>>682695152
just scanned a 20.. tried to print it and the same shitttttttttttttttt.. so its not a goof and it's not the picture.
>>682696094
bait/10
>>682696094
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO PRINT MONEY. MOST PRINTERS DETECT IT AND REFUSE TO PRINT IT. ffs listen to me and stop being stupid...
>>682696289
just proving this faggot wrong
>>682696224
faggot
>>682696434
http://h30434.www3.hp.com/t5/Scanning-Faxing-and-Copying/Won-t-print-image-of-money/td-p/2801849
>>682696511
im 12 and what is this
>>682696761
What is what? What is a URL?
>>682696289
>>682696434
Samefag
And wrong
>>682696873
>>682696975
not same - not wrong. http://h30434.www3.hp.com/t5/Scanning-Faxing-and-Copying/Won-t-print-image-of-money/td-p/2801849
At least HP doesnt allow printing money in "money size"
>>682696975
wrong pleb
>>682697161
Im not a fish, your bait does not work
>>682697256
this nigga
>>682697147
They got goofed, just like people in this thread.
>>682697357
What are you doing with your life? You are not contributing... Just go back to tumblr and start posting your shitty memes...
>>682697256
no you are a fish. a gay fish!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhJteYnoLBI
>>682697529
we have a winner! lmao
good night faggots!
>>682697422
Yes, because HP support loves to fuck with their customers...
http://rulesforuse.org/pub/index.php?lang=en
>>682692139
underrated post
