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Good evening, Anonymous! How was your day? We're only half-way through the week, but I hope it's going well for you.

As usual, advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation can be found here.

>But tonight, a special Shrine Maiden Tarot reading is available for the first person who gets trips in my thread!
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bump
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I'll wait.
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>>682687129
better pull up a seat, might be a bit
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What's in this bucket, anyway...
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>>682687438
Tell me about it...
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...okay, this is a little silly. If I get the trips first, you're gonna be really disappointed.
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>>682687933
>933
>(3 x 3) 33
Almost~
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>>682687933
close
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>>682688159
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>>682686892

Fuck it, I'll roll.
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>>682687933
Check'd
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>>682688499
once again dubs
>>682688515
well you can still get a consolation luck reading
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>>682688499
>499

Watch out, Anonymous. My luck is very good this year.
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might as well post something to listen to while we wait https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWh9l8RSkPk
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>>682688499

Check'em.

>>682688757

Oh? Ok, I'll go for that.
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>>682689445
and the boss herself was almost the lucky winner
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>>682689445
>Lewd Reimu ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Friend", "90".
Congratulations, lewd me. You'll make lots of new friends this year!
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>>682689755
>755
Hahahahahaha...
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>>682689445

One digit off... Fuck, this is going to take a while.

>>682689577

Check'd.
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Check'em fags
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Fortune on 4chan. Also, rolling.
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>Reimu's Feet has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "88".
I wonder what that means... am I gonna step on a nail, or...
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>>682690431
well, thats one i havent seen before
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>>682690625
I try to keep it fresh every now and then.
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>>682690783
good way of doing things
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Is this now a r34 riemu thread?
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>>682690269
It's so conflicting when you find yourself thinking lewd thoughts about yourself.
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>>682691126
might draw people in so maybe
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>>682691126
It can be whatever you want, Anonymous. I'm just waiting for someone to get trips or need me for something.
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>>682691334
Checked!!
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>>682691334
Off by one!!
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>>682691376
careful when you say "anything I want". people can post the most disgusting things. I will think about posting a few later
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>>682691519
close but no cigar
>>682691697
i dont even want trips
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what was my past life
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Will Andy pick me?
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>>682691817
...you're right. I guess I say that assuming people won't try to make me throw up or anything. Y-you guys like me, right?
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BOT Bell has connected
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dang it
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winrar
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and so it starts to speed up
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While we wait for Lucky Trip to get here, feel free to leave a name. Made up or not, I'll give you a simple luck reading and try to answer whatever question you might have. The range on these is a year, so don't ask me about the distant future or something.
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>>682692827
>speed up
Like pond water
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>>682693129
i jinxed it
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>>682693129
>>682693260
Waaah...
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Hello everyone. How are you?
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Hello everyone, I'm not late for once, feels... normal I guess.

How's everyone doing?

-Sweet Roll
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I guess the trips won't happen tonight
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>>682693260
Nice one Lopez

D-d-double kill.
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>>682692191
People here dont normally do past lives. Just fortune telling.
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mfw so many dubs but no trips
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>>682693792
>>682693800

Hey there. I'm doing great as usual. I just got my tarot deck in the mail today, so I'm excited to use it for the second time!

>>682693825
We have until people stop showing up, or around 2-3 AM depending.
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>>682694111
Goodnight everybody!
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>>682694111
OOOOOOHHHHHH

CHECKD
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There is a surprising amount of dubs here

but no trips?

someone is bound to get them at some point, right?

-Sweet Roll
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>>682694111
trips. its happening!
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>>682693844
Nice dubs Bell. How are you?

>>682694111
Nice Reimu, I am glad your doing well.
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>>682693662
i did nothing wrong
>>682693792
hi momiji im pretty good, you?
>>682693800
hi sweet roll see above
>>682693825
trips will happen eventually
>>682693844
*throws the medal on the pile*
>>682694111
well fuck
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>>682694111
Witnessed
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Does that count if op gets trips?
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>>682694460
I am good, thank you for asking.
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>>682694716
ur mom is autism
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>>682694716
And you have autism for coming in here and bitching about it
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>>682694244
>>682694296
>>682694317
>>682694318
>>682694448
>>682694460
>>682694610
>>682694650
>>682694244
Just kidding! Someone else get them please.

But since I got first, I'll post the results of my own reading.
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>>682694716
ya... sometimes things get a little stupid in here, but its still better then half the other posts on /b/.
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>>682694716
This poster has 48 chromosomes.

>>682694448
Pretty grand today. Playing some inFamous 2 and The Howler.

>>682694460
You doublekilled the thread.
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>Reimu's First Tarot Reading

>Question: How will things turn out between me and Marisa?

>Method Used: Celtic Cross

>Result:

>1) Representing the present environment and the questioner himself
King of Cups
Artistic in nature, the King of Cups is violent (passionate?) crafty, subtle. He has a fierce nature but a calm exterior. I think this represents Reimu pretty well, aside from perhaps not taking the violent part literally.

>2) Representing the challenge faced by the questioner
Two of Pentacles
This card signifies the harmony of change. Alternating gains and losses, a discontentment with the fixed nature of reality. This indicates that the questioner is prudent but sometimes foolish, kind but inconsistent. Stagnation is its ultimate enemy.

>3)Distant Past (6 months to a year ago)
The Foolish Man - REVERSED
Reversed, the fool represents bad decisions, indecision, and apathy. The questioner has suffered because of these things in the past.

>4) Recent Past (up to 6 months ago)
The Hanged Man
This indicates that the questioner has suffered loss, an enforced sacrifice or punishment for the bad decisions of the past.

>5) Outcome, If Something Changes
The Hierophant - REVERSED
Reversed, the Hierophant represents foolish exercise, unorthodoxy, and overkindness. It is perhaps unwise to change course at this point, as you will end up spinning your wheels and making yourself vulnerable for no real gain.

(1/2)
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>>682694333

This is so ironic its scary

>One who offered recieved it
>Even called it
>"I'm excited to use it a second time!"

so, is it second to get trips gets a reading?

-A very confused Sweet Roll
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hello OP, how are you?
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The Doc is in.

>>682693792
Hello, Dubs Dog. I'm doing fine.

>>682694296
And hello, Boat Guy.
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What are we spouse to talk about while we wait?
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>>682695211
Bell... you got dubs.
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>>682695292
>6) Potential, If Nothing Changes
King of Wands
What is to come will come swiftly, strongly. It could be described as violent, but again, not literally.

>7) Self Image, how the questioner sees themselves
Six of Wands
This card indicates victory after strife. The questioner sees the present situation as a triumph over what was originally a hopeless situation. A success brought about by their own industrious efforts.

>8) Resources, What You Can Use
Four of Wands - REVERSED
Reversed, this card represents anxiety, unpreparedness. The questioner's resources aren't reliable in this situation, it will have to be approached with little more than one's own will.

>9) Hopes and Fears
The High Priestess
The questioner desires strongly for this decision to be a wise one, and for beneficial change to occur as a result.

>10) New Direction; Where To Look From Here
Nine of Pentacles
Pentacles are associated with earth, with material things. Accomplishment, inheritance, and treasuring of goods. Take note of what you have and appreciate it to the fullest, but there's no harm in being a little greedier than you are.
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>>682695434
anything at all
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I wonder if I'll get dubs again.

>>682695398
Hiya Doc, what's up?

>>682695013
I will claim the second trips!

>>682695458
Indeed.
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>>682695380
>>682694111

My bad

-Sweet Roll
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>>682695702
I'm doing fine. And I think it looks like it isn't cold here anymore.
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>>682695434
Perhaps we could discuss probability?
There was quite a freak over the rolling of trips 56 posts in.
However, if you think about that, the odds of trips being rolled at least once within the first 56 posts is 43.039879753%.
Calculating the odds of trips being rolled exactly once within the first 56 posts requires additional crunching of numbers.
Isn't it fascinating!
Even if, like me, you'll know the answer to a math problem the moment you see it, the act of toying with numbers to get the correct solution is like a tranquil walk down a path...
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Does the korean girl i'm going on a date with have a dick
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>>682696211
Probably, so I recommend getting lube.
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>>682696104
I waaant muh fortune told
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>>682696211
kek
>very bad luck

>>682695900
Nice dubs Doc.
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So what are the best rpg-esk animes of 2015-2016?
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>>682696435
need a name, can be real or made up or even a word
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>>682695398
Hey Doc, Im glad your doing fine. Remember, Not unless I get dubs.
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>>682696454
Thanks. I read a doujin about Marisa. It was torture. I'm not sure if I stay awake today.
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>>682696658
...why
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>>682696465
Boku no Dungeon Goddess.

>>682695396
I'm doing well, thank you for asking! I'm excited about this whole tarot thing, I just have to find the best way to do it without overloading myself. This is my first attempt!
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scdfvgbhnyju
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byAfC5yW_hw
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>>682696848
don't you spam you little shit
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>>682696963
what is a spam
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Going for trips
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>>682696848
scdfvgbhnyju has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "32".
very bad luck
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>>682697125
not sure if bait, but meh
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>>682696104
I know right? My fave part though is thinking of all the odds of it though. Like having like 10 people in here refreshing the page making comment to get trips, with this also being bumped, and this being a known op event for a few people. etc etc.
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Well, maybe the one who has a post ten posts below me will get trips, or it might just be this one, or it might not, I just really want to see this happen.

-Sweet Roll
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Read my Tarot, my name is Jordan Price.
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>Never lucky
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>>682697326
Reroll
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>>682696550
Daggy :p
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>>682697326
Give me trips
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>>682696435
Well, I can give let you experience the same sense of existence, or time as I do.
If you touch me, you should be able to see your past, present, and future, all at once. Try not to let it overwhelm you.
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>>682696723
Why is that a bad thing?
At least you didn't read the shittiest fanfiction ever on record because your friend dared you to.

>>682697266
Not trips, but sexy dubs.
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OP i bet you post face rate threads
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>>682697445
:( Fug. I give up.
>>682697326
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>>682696901
Why hello, how are you?
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>>682697386
>Daggy :p has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "46".
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>>682697451
>touch
WHOOOOOOOA!
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>>682697502
No, the genre was torture.
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Give me your Satan magic ya damn witch
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vagina
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>>682697577
Thunks cheef
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No no no.... reading no here
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>>682686892
trips get
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>>682697570

Darn, not even dubs, well at least I tried guessing

-Sweet Roll
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>>682686892
2 weeks left of the semester sweet bitches
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>>682697640
why would you read that?
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>>682697824
roll again
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>>682697894
one more time
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>>682697892
i don't even know bro. i was curious
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>>682697532
Why would you assume that? I don't need anyone's approval to have my face.

>>682696901
Well, I am going to need someone to cover the fortune cookies once the lucky person shows up tonight...
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Dubs she just likes me.
Trips she just wants to fuck me.
Quads I call her right now.
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>>682697570
I knew s-someone with that avatar before. I know an Aya n-now. I w-wonder if that means anything.

>>682698002
S-sadly not, I need to sleep. W-work tomorrow. Work work work.
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>>682697843
I apologize, I'm not that lucky.
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We need more lewd
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Reroll 8150
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I think this is the fastest thread ive been in.

>>682697640
Oh.
Euch.

>>682697843
>off by one
Not even redemption
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>>682698150
i would give you a you tried star
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Shrine maiden, a blessing or a curse?
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>>682698234
no
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>>682698197
>sighs softly
And this is why the Reimu doll has to be born. I just hope she doesn't hate me once she becomes self-aware.
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>>682698002
well i guess im chopped liver
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>>682698197
Not a clue. But its nice to see you Alice.
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>>682698289
Name of the doujin is Kirisame Baika. There's also another one called Kirisame Sange. There's also Sange+, which contains deleted parts of it.
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>>682698493
I'd say the same, but I don't know you so. Nice to meet you I guess?
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>>682698220

Yes and No, I tried calling out some random person, it was you, and didn't get trips, so I didn't get it either

-Sweet Roll
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>>682698451
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor?
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>>682698639
The same to you.
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>>682686892
Anthony
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do a reading on our lord and savior donald trump
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>>682698855
arbiter kept the weed to himself after he got it off mamizou
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>>682698855
Some Kafka to jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get brain shocks from the skittles I got cuz I'm non-committal!
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Aah~ Sorry i came as fast as i could!
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>>682699482
I read a doujin about you getting tortured.
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>>682699614
Hmm, did she have to listen to you speak?
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>>682699482
Hey Marisa!
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>>682699614
Mh! i heard that... did i get my revenge at the end?
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kjhkjh
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I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
see Master no more they want Chief Look I'm chopped liver
well if you want Chief, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
some vodka that'll jumpstart the thread quicker than a
LOOK when I get told to look by the people I'm hating
when I don't look while my boss is operating (hey!)
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sdfg
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>>682699825
Yes.
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>>682699887
fuck i was so close and I timed it perfectly
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>>682699749
I didn't understand.
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Hello, my wife has been complaining/bitching about my drinking.. What do?
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>>682699870
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>>682699999
>>682600000
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>>682699813
Hi there fluffly thing~
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>>682700108
Stop drinking for a while.
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>>682698583
Is that a challenge?

>>682699482
Velcome to zhe thread!

>>682699998
>SO
>FUCKING
>CLOSE
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I'm literally starting to get angry over numbers

someone get trips already!

-Sweet Roll
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>>682700222
AND WE HAVE A WINNER! BELL GET THE FLOAT I'LL HANDLE THE CONFETTI
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>>682700244
No, it's not. And I almost got that... ;_;
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>>682700222
Thanks.. Normal thinking.. Might work
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>>682700222
CHECKED!

We have a winner! Would you like a tarot reading? Ask me any question you want the answer to, but bear in mind that it will take me a while to put it together! You might get it in the next thread if this one fills up.
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>>682699898
Then its fine~
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>>682700222
Winner!
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>>682700417
And to relieve the stress if you can't take it, drink only one cup of beer once a week.
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>>682700222
Finally!
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>>682700648
Uh, me is Doc. But sure, I'd like one.
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>>682700820
Doesn't matter your age, doesn't matter your color.

What's your question?
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How do I motivate myself? I can't seem to find any form of motivation. Am I depressed?
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>>682700820
Gratz Doc!
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>>682701007
I don't have a question.
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>>682700816
Sweet Hiroyuki I'm hot...

Y-you gotta stop putting these thoughts in my head, Lewd Reimu.
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>>682700222

CHECKED
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-Sweet roll
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>>682701045
Try and watch some movies, play some games, etc. Also, if there's a time you're so pissed and want to relieve your stress on something, I recommend playing Postal 2.
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>>682701071
But you won!

I can't waste the precious time of the esoteric powers that be! Would you like to donate your trips to someone else, maybe?
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>>682699998
>I read a doujin about you getting tortured.
>Hmm, did she have to listen to you speak?
>getting tortured
>have to listen to you speak
That was my oh-so-funny joke, with no harm intended.
>>682701007
What is my fortune, Reimu?
I'm 'Jon', as you know.
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>>682701419
I would like to donate the trips.
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>>682701425
Didn't understand, but meh.
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>>682701045
Possibly. Do you have something you like to do? Try correlating the thing you like to do with the stuff you need motivation for. Or eat some chocolate for that positive reinforcement boost.

Alternatively, if you have friends, ask them to help you out, bust your balls and shit. If you don't have friends, get a therapist that will do it.
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>>682701419

Okay, if he won't, I will gladly have it

-Sweet Roll
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>>682701425
>Jon has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "1".
I was expecting the keyword to be blue, but oh well.

White, as everyone knows, is the color associated with purity, goodness, and all that. You're going to have a chance to do some real good for others this year, and it'll benefit you as well, so don't miss it!
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>>682701182
I know you like it Rei Rei
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>>682701612
Hey Doc...

-nudgenudge-
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>>682701612
Pick someone, then! You get to be the grab-bag holder now! El Presidente! So which one of the people will benefit from your charity?
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>>682702103
no.
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>>682701328
I do feel like I need a new hobby. Games don't keep me entertained like they used to.
>>682701710
New friends too, my current friends just like to gamble. I need to rethink lots of things it seems
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>>682702120
I would like to donate the trips to the next anon that posts.
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>>682702281
Oh well, I tried.
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>>682701612
>>682702120
Well, I certainly don't need them. I already know my future; these tellings are more of a novelty.
>>682701933
Very interesting, thank you.
>I was expecting the keyword to be blue
Original joke.
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>>682702386
Winrar
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What does my future have in store for me?
Pilot or air traffic control?
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>>682702509
I'm Doc.
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>>682702247

Then why not Sweet Roll then?

-Sweet Roll
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I... kinda want trips now.

An Hiro plz
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>>682702736
Fuck it. The trips goes to Boat Guy. Are you happy now?
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>>682702247
-nods- A hard choice you have infront of you, maybe you should ask who to pick from the tarot cards?
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>>682702866
Am I forever known for killing a few britbongs and then colorfully illustrating it?

I mean, searing flesh and blowing people up with a torpedo aren't the worst things to talk about

But thanks for the tripgift.
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>>682702866

Darn, well, at least I tried
¬_¬

-Sweet Roll
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El Presidente seems to be slipping, guys. Is it time for another revolucion already?
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>>682703313
I don't even know anymore.
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>>682703483
kek
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>>682702550
Wingless wreck, maybe.

... I had a GTA V gif of a plane losing one wing and dying horribly, but this size limit is fucking ridiculous.
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>>682703313
Alright Bell, assuming you're "Boat Guy" then it falls on you!

What's your question for the gods?
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>>682703313
>I mean, searing flesh and blowing people up with a torpedo aren't the worst things to talk about
You're reminding me of a man who fought alongside me, and the other Americans, in the Vietnam war...
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>>682686892
Hey Reimu, how are things, so I was kind of a dick to that girl tonight, but honestly, its a taste of her own medicine. I texted her at around 1pm saying it feels like she's avoiding me, and I don't know why but if something is wrong I would like to know. How I'm an Idiot fo still pursuing her, and finally, that I need to see her urgently, even if its the last time we meet. I also said that if this meant anything to her that she would show up, or at least give me a truthful answer as to why she couldn't.

Then at around 8:30, I canceled (We were to meet when I got off work at 10), told her something came up (which it actually did).

No reply to either text, however, I don't think she's in a good place right now, apparently, Danny wanted to meet up with her, and she didn't want to, so he shut her down pretty hard last night.


Also, there is a new girl at work, but according to an unreliable source, she's taken. But She's really cute and seems to like me
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>>682704124
She could take you cancelling the wrong way. Since you put an ultimatum on her like that, you might wanna reschedule really soon so there aren't any misunderstandings. It's really easy to just assume someone wants nothing to do with you anymore.

New girl, new possibilities. The best way to find out if she's taken is to find out for yourself. She won't take offense to you asking during a casual conversation.
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>>682703747
Huh, well, I'm going to be the hopeless romantic and go "Will I Find True Love?"

>>682703921
I tell you
Ninth Army, Army Group Center

>>682703556
You almost got it again.
And if you ever want more boat stories...
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So does someone need to get trips again to get a reading?

-Sweet Roll
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>>682704562
I think I'm fine, thanks. I'm just gonna go grab a orange that I left in the fridge.
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>>682704917
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>>682704917
I think we've all been there.

>>682704562
Man, true love is such a vague and fluid construct that the answer is probably no. You'll probably find love, but there'll be more compromises that "true love."
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>>682705227
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>>682705427
You're on.

~Bell
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>>682705544
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>>682705631
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>>682705631
Why did the snek bite your cock?
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>>682705897
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>>682706016
i dont know
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>>682706243
oh god this is too much

~Doc
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>>682706462
>too much
OR TOO LITTLE, YOUNG GRASSHOPPER

>>682706779
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what has this become
here's a free bowl of tenshis to break this
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Did everyone die or something?

I only count the Lewd-anon and Doc right now.

>>682707004
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>>682707265
>9gag
Lets talk about that watermark, buddy...

>>682707377
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¬_¬

‾―‾

Is this just going to happen for the rest of the thread?

-Sweet Roll
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>>682704562
The deck fell after I finished drawing all your cards... I wonder if that means anything?

Question: How will things turn out between me and Marisa?

Method Used: Celtic Cross

Result:

1) Representing the present environment and the questioner himself
Eight of Swords REVERSED
Swords align with the philosophical element of Air.

Reversed meaning - Hard work reaping little reward, frustration, despair, depression. Effort being exercised in the wrong place. Change and liberation. A moving away from a problem rather than finding the solution to it.

2) Representing the challenge faced by the questioner
Four of Swords
Upright meaning - Retreat, withdrawal, peace established through arms. Rest, recovery, hospitalisation, recuperation from battle and relief from anxiety or sorrow.

3)Distant Past (6 months to a year ago)
Three of Wands - Reversed

Reversed meaning - Failure to put plans into action. Striving for unattainable goals. Lack of communication between dreams and reality. Failure of a promising looking enterprise. Great plans that do not come to fruition. A retreat from reality into fantasy.

4) Recent Past (up to 6 months ago)
The Sun

Upright - Contentment and happiness on attaining success. Good Health. Material happiness. Mental, physical and spiritual vitality. New inventors or inventions. Academic and particularly scientific success. Reward. Acclaim. Approval. Children. Abundance of energy. Achievement. Joy and happiness.

5) Outcome, If Something Changes
Seven of Pentacles
Upright - Promising projects that fail. A warning not to rest upon one's laurels as success is only attainable through continued hard work. Material success may be possible but the nettle must be grasped. Previous past effort wasted through inertia in the present. Reaping no reward from charitable work.

(1/2)
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>>682707160
I'm not sure if I can die, Anon.
>>682707533
No.
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>>682704533
Yeah, You're right, I sent a text clarifying why I canceled

And I could probably ask, but I don't want to do it yet, I want to wait a while, if I do it too soon, I might scare her off
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and this that i don't even know
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>>682707613
I forgot to change the first part... sorry. I'm using my old one as a template.

>Question: Will Bell find true love?

~Reimu
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>>682707470
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>>682707533
nope we were just waiting on the reading
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>>682707613
You fucked up the question, Mu.

Nice.

>>682707659
Wanna try?

I've got a couple of tanks somewhere around here...
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>>682707613
Jesus Christ, Reimu, at least give the dude a little bit of hope. You can't just shit on somebody's dreams like that.
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I will be back later, looking at the bump limit, it looks like the thread will die soon, is there going to be a second?

-Sweet Roll
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>>682708366
Its pretty lively.
so probably.

>>682707964
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>>682707613
>first half
>>682707759
>error correction

>(2/2)
6) Potential, If Nothing Changes
Death
It sounds a lot worse than it is, I promise.

>Upright - The beginning of a new life. As a result of underlying circumstances transformation and change. Major changes. The end of a phase in life which has served its purpose. Abrupt and complete change of circumstances, way of life and patterns of behaviour due to past events and actions. Alterations.

7) Self Image, how the questioner sees themselves
Five of Cups

Upright - A need to re-order and re-evaluate priorities. Union and espousal. Dishonour that cannot be overcome, loss defeat. There is a need to curb futile belligerence and accept the inevitable. Worry and regret, broken engagements and emotional letdowns. Emotional or monetary legacies.

8) Resources, What You Can Use
Nine of Wands

Upright - Order, discipline an unassailable position. Any opposition will be defeated. Courage in the face of attack or adversity and a stability that cannot be removed. Good health.

9) Hopes and Fears
Six of Wands

Upright - The arrival of fantastic, good news. Success and great public acclaim gained through hard work and effort. Hopefulness, and satisfaction in what has been achieved. The surmounting of obstacles through tact and diplomacy rather than use of force. Victory and triumph.

10) New Direction; Where To Look From Here
Seven of Pentacles

Upright - Promising projects that fail. A warning not to rest upon one's laurels as success is only attainable through continued hard work. Material success may be possible but the nettle must be grasped. Previous past effort wasted through inertia in the present. Reaping no reward from charitable work.
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