I've seen a number of Christmas stories. Which one in particular?
The one with ralphie?
"you'll shoot your eye out"?
you're not allowed to be gay unless you're with me
this fuck must be mexican, doesnt even cut all the way through, doesnt even finish what he started, probably took a nap behind that tree after they were done filming.
Well? What are you talking about?
You're a cruel man.
man, slow thread
You don't even know christmas classics
i dont know whether to be angry or sad
i am the cruelest. incapable of feeling affection or sympathy..
What do you regard as the "classics" amongst Christmans films?
Yet you cry when I'm mean and say you deserve better. At least try and be consistent.
literally the fruits of your degeneracy
Just sit around at the same internet cafe and shitpost on 4chan.
APPARENTLY EVERYTHING YOU HAVENT SEEN
I do deserve better. Nobody should be mean to me
You gonna have to try better than that :)
I had to be sleeping 3 hours ago but i had to flood the other thread before
I'm getting off now see you tomorrow same time -3hrs furfags, given that aids havent purged you yet
Is this not enough material for you?
So tell me what I should watch out of your "classics". Also what movie were you talking about?
How was your salad?
Why does he have so much spaghetti in his ass?
Being me, nah, needs more.....splosins and furs
I DIDN'T HAVE A SALAD.
It's a tapeworm.
> why does he have so much spaghetti in his arse,
Haven't even heard of that film. My Christmas classic is Die Hard.
eisen come back
i haven't seen that one
i remember people yelled at me to see it last year around christmas too.
That's acceptable, I suppose.
Just made me think of that picture.
You call me out for having not seen certain films but you've never seen Die Hard?! What the actual fuck.
That's no good. Like from the pie?
BUT WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH SPAGHETTI IN HIS ASS?
I don't like to watch movies alone, and i've never had the opportunity to watch it with someone.
Yes, I feel a little barfy.
Go lie down and find someone to rub your tumtum.
Why are parasites putting spaghetti in his ass?
but who could possibly rub my tumtum at this hour?
Eugh yourself old man.
The parasites are the spaghetti.
I don't evoke that response. I'm too great.
I don't think that's how spaghetti works.
Alright, you get an "ehhh"
But that is how arse spaghetti works.
I get nothing but praise from those who know me. I am the most valued employee at McDonalds.
I'll K you.
Oh. It's a good thing there's a doctor in the house.
Maybe I'll let you.
No it's true. I may be getting a promotion soon.
Arse spaghetti is terminal though.
That is lewd, sir.
At least he already has his last meal.
Don't try me with this shit. I'm not falling for it again.
No it's not.
He didn't really. The arse spaghetti eats it all.
Yes it is, you slut.
But he can just eat the ass spaghetti.
YOU DON'T WORK AT MCDONALDS.
It's not tho? Or at least I don't think it is.
I bet you're already preparing your anus.
He can't. It recedes further into the bum to escape.
OK. I was fired from that job, You didn't have to bring that up though :l
No, I'm not. As much as I'd like to be.
Then he'll just have to reach in there nice and deep.
Well then doooo eeeeet.
But for whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
although my butt will be full, my heart remains empty.
Maybe for you.
Just fill it with dildos.
You don't get to tell me to shut up for no reason and then post "<3" at me.
Well it is true I am not a freak of nature.
The information you share with me about your occupation is inconsistent.
It's not. I get fired a lot.
Maybe for you.
You? I have a hard time believing that.
>not being able to reach through your entire intestines
What does the bitch want?
That sarcasm is hurtful.
It's an ability I've managed without and never want to have.
A greek salad.
And a boyfriend who I can lounge around with doing nothing but share the same space with.
And fuck with.
It's not sarcasm.
That's what they all say. Until they need it.
You should fix that. Follow your dreams.
But meeting people is haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard.
Fuck you, I know it is.
Thank God I will never need it.
Just show them your bu- personality.
i assume you would sooner quit than be fired
My fat personality can be a turn-off to most gentlemen i'm surrounded by.
Keep on believing that...
No I just get fired. I don't know why you'd believe otherwise.
I will continue believing what is fact.
I'm not good at keeping peoples attention. Most people always seem to have someone else they can talk to or text when I get paired up in lecture activities, and maybe I'm becoming more cynical but I just don't like a lot of people I'm present with in clubs.
Oh okay. I didn't know, I'm sorry.
You naive fool.
Maybe you just need to find someone like yourself.
And that's probably because most people suck.
but everyone like me is oN THE FUCKING INTERNET
Well find someone on the internet then.
You still keep believing what I say in threads.
I know, nigga. But that's how you know it's real.
it's so scary is all
the amount of trust over so little interaction needed is crazy, and then if you finally make it to meet together what happens if it goes to shit? you'll be stuck somewhere foreign with no one to help you.
Well you probably shouldn't actually go to meet them until you know each other pretty well, and actually think it could work out.
Just think about all those cuddles you could be having.
Which might lead to real cuddles.
Don't do it. There are so many more folders for you to assemble for me.
I want cats in human clothes. Thanks.
how do you manage
fuck off you shite
You love me though. I'm your best buddy.
Both of those are pretty large statements.
I dunno, like, talking a lot?
Trump really can't be stumped! Who else is excited for our next president?
but don't you feel lonely?
I know my bb loves me, even if he isn't here to show it.