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Anyone ever kill an animal?
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Just a few niggers.
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"Uh durr. Hay EverreeBody, Im weetarded."
-Kills bird
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>>682682813

yes but not for fun
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>>682682813
uh if fishing counts then yes as a child. I'm a vegetarian now though so haven't fished in years.
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>>682682813
Many...including people
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>>682682813
I hunt quite often here in DK, so i killed a couple, no idea how many though, also hit a couple of dumb birds with the car
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yes as an accident
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>>682683121
This. Squirrels, fish, rabbits, wild turkeys, ducks, and deer are all delicious.
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Just fish if that counts.
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>>682683338
Story?
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yeah i killed a baby pigeon with a log because it fell out of its nest.
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Once I threw rock in a river and brained a fuckin fish going by. Watched it seize out and flop into the air and shit. Had to smoke another bowl after that shit.
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>>682682813
Man I still remember it too and I feel guilty as fuck yo, though to be fair I was young and a friend was the one that hit the final blow.
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>>682683338
It was just a prank pro.
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>>682683424
little bastard took two blows to kill too
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I've shot a bunch of birds, and then I've accidently ran over other animals before. The birds were the only ones I killed on purpose except for a possum that killed my cat so we beat it to death with a shovel
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>>682682813
did you kill this bird anon?
>if yes take pics of you gaping the dead bird's cloaca
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Raised chickens, turkeys, rabbits, and goats as well as hunting. Chickens killed with a hatchet, turkeys with hedge clippers, rabbits with a knife, goats with knives
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>>682683243
pussy
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>>682683618
>possum killed my cat
>shoveled it to death
i don't blame you anon
i'd do worse
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>>682682813
No. I only kill humans
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When I was a kid I threw my guinea pig in the air and let it drop to the hard ground. Did this a few times and then got in trouble by my dad. Next day it died of internal injuries
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>>682682813

yes i served in afghanistan
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>>682683688
Nah. Just curious
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i was a shrimper up off the alaskan panhandle dragging a net 500 ft down 5' above the ocean floor and we would pull up a net about 800 lbs of which about 200lbs was usable product and the rest went back in the ocean including prawns crab eel pouts skates trout oolican octopods dogfish catfish pinky shrimp cod squid and a bunch of other stuff

funny thing is when a fish goes up 500 ft and then back down 500 ft the pressure change kills or fucks up most of them except the sharks and skates

so i have killed thousands but sea creatures so who gives a fuck
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>>682683418
aw nothing much hardcore, typical roadkill
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>>682684000
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>>682683243
Does your vagina have meat flaps
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>>682683877
So an animal?
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>>682683916
/thread
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>>682683877
>>682684000
>>682684133
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>>682682813
I used to stick caterpillars down my Daisy and shoot my friends
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>>682682813
Yea I kill mosquitos and flies all the time.
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>>682682813
i stepped on a snail once by accident.
still feel guilty about it
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I shot a mouse who was cornered in my kitchen once.
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Avid hunter, animal harvesting on the farm. Chickens, rabbits, cows, pigs, snakes, dogs that get into out animals. Frogs, birds ect,ect.
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>>682683947
and i was thinking this was going to be a GOOD thread...
you're such a faggot anon-kun
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I kill birds for fun.

Only the ones that overpopulate. I once stepped on a frog and it made a loud bubble wrap popping noise and exploded 7 ways from gods green earth. Other than that no. My friend once told me he was hunting and he shot a deer and it stumbled and couldn't get up and was bleeding out so he had to run up and slit it's throat. That's about it.
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>>682683916
Same, Argendab.
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pet rabbit was getting old so my mom guilted me into killing her with a shovel. i know breaking it's neck is more humane, but i was affraid i'd botch it.
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>>682682813
>Practicing with 22 one day.
>Shooting water bottles.
>Hear dog behind me.
>Runs up to a tree.
>See squirel run half way up and stop.
>You gettin a new chew toy today boy.
>Take aim, easy shot, same distance as was just practicing.
>Squirel hits the ground.
>Dog proceeds to ejoy new chew toy.
All in all, it was a good day for us both.
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>>682682813

I used to work at a pet store(family business).We kept shit tons of feeder mice in the basement, and one of my daily duties was to take care of them(feed them, clean tank, remove dead bodies, etc) One day, I was tending to them and the lid to that tank was off. One of the little fuckers climbed up the water bottle, over the rim of the cage and fell to the floor. I see it happening and go to get him...and end up stepping on him. This was not caught the tail or leg deal. Full body under my foot. I thought I could even feel what had to be bone breaking. Immediately I lift my foot hoping to god he's alright. That the damage is minor at least. It isn't. 2 seconds after I remove the foot, he starts convulsing and coughing up blood on the spot. Gone in about 20 seconds. Not counting anything I've seen on the internet, it's probably the most fucked up thing I've ever seen, made worse by the fact that it was my fault.
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>>682684634
Same. I grew up on a farm and have hunted and fished my whole life. I find it odd that people have difficulty with killing and consuming an animal. Now don't get me wrong, I take no pleasure in the suffering of an animal and have great respect for life and death, but in the real world its kill or be killed. If I don't butcher that cow me and my family just lost out on months of food. Its not easy when you have to kill the animal you raised from birth, but hey, a man has to eat.
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>>682685144
I just jerked off to your post just wanted you to know
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I was raised on game, as we're my sons.
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sup /b/ I vape
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How does this make you feel
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>>682684795

garmsir here. canadian, right?
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>>682682813

One or two fish, and a handful of insects.
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Do spiders count?
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>>682685861
It makes me feel that the artist was a gay 12 year old, you?
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No! Never!
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>>682683521
story?
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>>682682813
Well, here we are politically correct and call them niggers
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tons of rats that eat from my citrus trees and sometimes rabbits for food. I kill em with a slingshot. The rats are smart as fuck, its very fun hunting them with my dog.
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>>682683521
Alex?
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>>682682813
I've shot several Muslims. Does that count?
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>>682682813
i killed rock and roll, felt like a massive asshole
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Endless fish tons of birds a rabbit and quite a few squirrels
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>>682686809
yes
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>>682686809
>shot
shot at
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>>682686678
I wish I lived somewhere with citrus trees. How do I move to the US from Canada? I have a cousin in SoCal that's a dual citizen.
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I drowned a fish
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>>682684000
Checked

btw, sick
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>>682682813

I've killed some rats with my bare hands, because my snek only eats dead animals. Faggot.
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>>682682813
i was about 6-7 when an uncle left a puppy dog in a alley behind his house. In the beginning i took it to take it somewhere safe. But for some reason, later the same day i was kicking it like soccer goalkeepers kicking the ball.

When i was about 8-10 i found a river turtle. I dont know why, i strangled the poor animal by twisting its neck 4-5-6 times. I felt nothing. Whats wrong with me?
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>>682686809
>shot
sucked off
ftfy
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>>682687002
No, nigger, literally shot.
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>>682687169
I doubt it
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>>682682813

Went outside with 2 friends and airsoft guns, lit up the tree in my backyard, bird falls, stumblin around, cant leave alone cause it'll just suffer in the cold, cat wants nothing to do it, cant circular saw because outlet outside garage not working, dig hole, put bird in, swing, bird tries to jump out of hole as soon as shovel is connecting, gives this big panicked "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?" face, bring shovel again, his crop bursts, bird seed everywhere. That was 13 years ago. Have killed sandniggers in iraq and afghanistan. Only regret that bird
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>>682687016
I have no clue. But I can tell you fresh lemons are the greatest thing on earth.
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Killed my first squirrel with a nice headshot with a 22, only a few days ago
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>>682687002
>>682687103
Turkroaches are strong in this thread I see.
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>>682683902
I'd do that to my puppy, usually until he cried. after he'd started crying, I'd apologize to him and hug him. don't know why i did it, i guess i was just fucking autistic
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I killed a land whale. It was exiting Mac Donald's.
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yes didn't care for it however was bountiful for my family
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>>682687360
>Prepare for assblasted replies.
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>>682686809
>shot
given handjobs to
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>>682687635
I was around the age of 7 though, I'd never do that now. I fucking love puppies
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>>682687080
A lot of men do that or get the urge to do it as children. I'm not sure why though. Me and my cousins messed with animals when little
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>>682687787
Oh, look, Germans and Canadians in the bread now.
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>>682683514
holy fuck anon
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No.
I'm vegan.
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>>682688174
faggot
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>>682688010

hey hey hey... germans were essential in afghanistan. were else you got beer from?
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>>682687342
>implying turkroaches can even pay for internet
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I used to catch minnows from lakes and crush them with rocks lol

it'd make a crunching sound that i found satisfying
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>>682687363
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>>682687332
That sounds awesome. Well, it's hard for skilled Canadians to immigrate there because your fed prefers unskilled nigs, chinks, muzzies, etc. Guess I'll just have to walk across the border and stay there.
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>>682688352
newfag
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>>682688403
I enjoyed the Soldatenstubbe as much as the next guy but Angela Merkel as still cucked the fuck out of you Volks.
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>>682682813
I kicked a goose in the neck once because it was coming at me like the avian nigger that it is. Dunno if I killed it or not, but I'd been doing Muay Thai at the time and kick fucking hard, so I imagine I must have.
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shot some deer
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Going through a couple stringers of catfish slitting their gills one by one is so satisfying
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>Be me 14 years old
>Have broken garden tool.
>Looks like a spear to my adolescent brain.
>Live in the middle of desert, lots of jack rabbits around.
>Decide to hunt the jackrabbits with the garden spear.
>Parents kinda old school, don't give a fuck what I'm doing as long as I'm outside.
>I'm already good at sneaking up to within 10-20 feet of these bastards.
>Spear isn't well balanced but eventually am able to throw it with some accuracy and force.
>I missed probably about 200 rabbits before I nailed.
>Holyshitbatman.jpeg
>Continued doing this a long time.
>Kind mod out the garden spear to make it better for throwing, always a bit front heavy tho so range is limited and need to kinda arch it
>Eventually I can hit any rabbit within 20 feet or so.
>I become slayer of rabbits.
>Kill maybe a dozen or so a week.
>Decide to throw them all in a pit I found In the desert.
>Quickly becomes a hotspot for vultures and coyotes
>Start killing vultures as well now.
>Kill a coyote one day, not instantly but he kinda ran off in bushes, finished him with a boulder to the head after a while.
>I became the desert master.
>One day parents decide to move to Ohio.
>Never killed anything again

At one point I even skinned a few rabbits but never took them home. Idk how I'd explain that to my parents.

Pic related, sorta like what I had but one piece and spikes little different.
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>>682688809
it's ok, you can say nigger here, dude
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>>682682813
I once ran over a bee with my bike
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>>682688794
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>>682688902
why though
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>>682689036
You're a monster.
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I once went to work with my dad, and I found a bird.
She was pretty roughed up, she probably got attacked by a bigger bird.
I was young at the time so my brother gave it to my dad to have it checked.
I was wondering if we would take it to the vet to see if she can get better. Maybe dad would let me keep her.
As I thought of this I heard a splat and a crack.
Dad threw her full force at the floor, put her out of her misery.
This is when I learned, you can't save everyone, or everything.
I wish I could have saved her.
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>>682689379
Man there ain't shit to do out in middle the dam desert.
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>>682688902
Why not go back to the desert with a spear and follow your dreams
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killed two bats at my exes house. The first was an accident, the second... I figured it would be easier to kill then get out of the house. Found out later it was illegal. Threw em in the yard for the sr=tray cats.
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>be me, 29, visiting my mom
>mom lets the dog out in the back yard to shit
>suddenly, I hear screaming
>my mom's pulling the dog inside
>apparently, the dog caught a rat and killed it
>mom is freaking out, thinking the dog's gonna get rabies
>decides she has to go collect the carcass of the rat so the vet can test it for rabies or whatever
>goes outside with a bag and some rubber gloves
>starts screaming again
>turns out the rat wasn't dead, just really fucked up
>I have to go outside and bash the fucking rat in the head with a shovel to put it out of its misery
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>>682689379
Have you ever been outside? Shit's boring as fuck, which is why videogames are a thing.

>>682688902
Good post
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>>682682813
I killed a shitton of bugs.
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You realize insects are animals?
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>>682689835
Well long-term girlfriend wants to live near beach, not desert.


Things aren't going so hot with her tho..
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Do humans count?
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Anyone have links to vids of cows being destroyed by rpg's or even grenades?
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>>682689932
Pretty much this.

I lived in rural Nevada for a year when my parents went on sabbatical when I was a kid. There was fuck all to do, so I'd run around with an air rifle and shoot pretty much anything that moved.

Turns out when you live in the middle of nowhere and are bored as fuck, you start killing shit. I dunno why. Something to do, I guess.
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>>682690506
Maybe if you moved to the desert things would heat up
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>>682690879
Sort of explains the Middle East, amirite?
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One time I punched a horse. But never killed animals.
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Once time when I was an idiot child there was a goose (I think) with little baby geese following it in a friends back yard.

Me being the asshole douchebag I am, tossed a small rock at one of the baby geese. I clearly remember I wasn't intending to cause any real harm, I just wanted to knock it over as a goof.

Turns out I threw the rock too hard and hit its legs, and tripped it. The other geese ran off, and it laid there on the ground in shock. Me and my friend picked it up and were fucking frantic, went to friends parents with it. Kept the bird warm and quiet to try and help it recover from the shock. Never found out what exactly happened to it since their parents politely told me to get lost after that but I suspect the poor thing died from shock.

I still beat myself up about it to this day.

Meanwhile I've fished a bunch as a child and killed several mice/rats and countless insects. I just have a soft spot for anything that isn't a fish or insect. Especially purdy burds.
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Thousands of insects. Literally thousands.
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>>682689878
holy shit my sides
what an image that story is
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>>682690879
Rabbit guy here, where in Nevada. I was near a shit town called pahrump
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>>682682813
>have tiny dogs
>dogs corner and attack possum
>get dogs back into house
>possum bleeding all over, can't move, almost dead
>snap neck so it wont suffer

Also ran over a cat that darted out into the street once, but I blame the cat more than me
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>>682683397
story?
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when i was huntin'
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>playing baseball
>lots of birds around
>pitcher can't throw for shit
>lobs an easy toss
>gonna smack this fucker out of the park
>swing with all my strength
>pretty bad hit, flies straight up
>gets caught an I'm out
>going home a bird hits my window and dies
>costs $100 to replace windshield

Fuck birds
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I test research chemicals on rats. They die quite often.
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>>682692011
HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU, NIGGER
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>>682685144
They where already destined for a horrible death anyway anon, don't feel bad. I've taken out many house mice with a pellet gun.
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I run a mosquito fogger at work so you're pretty much genocide every night.
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I had to bash a rabbit and skin it and eat it. It shit on my pinky as I was cleaning it..
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>>682692307
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Many. Mostly bunnies. Mostly head shots with a high power air rifle. There's a nice thud and they backflip with blood shooting out of their ears. Half a dozen deer, mostly heart shots. They run a bit then drop. Gutting things is gross but I won't shoot anything I am not going to eat.
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>Driving my car away from my friends house
>Extremely pissed off i can't remember why
>I reach my fucking point
>pull over,grab my tire iron
>Go full fucking tard rage on a innocent turtle
>Smashed his shell in one hit and killed him
>Still feel bad for the turtle everyday
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>>682691674
I don't remember exactly, that was like 25 years ago. I think we were closer to Carson, though.

I have been to Pahrump a few times though. Visited a few "establishments" there when I was on vacation in Vegas over the years.
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>>682692180
yeah lol if I had to choose between 20 seconds of pain and then death under a boot, or being swallowed alive by a giant snake I think I'd rather be stepped on
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Yes.

My girlfriends dog after I choked it.
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Yeah, some deer, some rabbits and a metric fuck ton of goddamn squirrels.
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>>682693286
It wasn't like in the movies. She fought so damn hard!
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>>682693286
kinda hot actually
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>>682693493
kek
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As a kid:
Minnows, frogs and numerous bugs with death by firecracker.

As an adult have only mercy killed a rabbit and a coon. The only thing i have killed out of pure hate and anger are house mice at my old apartment. I would catch those fuckers on sticky traps and end them with s cheap pellet gun.
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>>682692731
You wouldn't shoot at feral hogs out of a helicopter?
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>>682692938
Those establishments are the only reason anyone goes their
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>>682683792
>>682684133
You're only a real man if you put meat in your mouth
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>>682694454
Makes sense. Not really much else out there anyway.

I think like half the locals eat at the sports bar at Sherri's.
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>>682694905
My friends mom worked there. She was nice.
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>>682695196
At Sherri's, or at the sports bar there?

And to be fair, they do a pretty decent burger there.
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>>682682813
a trout that i caught when i was younger... tasted delicious
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>>682682870
Lmfao
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>>682682813
Yeah, when I was like 3 years old, my dad told me I killed a bunch of small chicks we had, put them in a box, and hid the box under his truck. When I was around 5, I remember in the dirt with a bambi toy. I pretended the toy was real and would twist its legs hit it, this sexually aroused me.

Throughout my childhood, I tortured various animals, mostly cats and dogs. I still do, sometimes. For example, I get a massive rush of euphoria when I strangle a cat. When I was younger, I found it amusing to pin insects to a tree and shoot them with my BB gun.
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i shot a black bird when i was five. my brother had to throw it in the creek, with a paper towel. is that unsanitary?
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Mercy killed a cat once and several bugs
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>>682682813
I murdered your moms pussy last night, so theres that
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>>682695755
How far out of my way should I go for it? I'm an MDfag.
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stepped on an ant one time

it was some pretty brutal shit. fucked me up for life man
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>>682696652
Not far. It was pretty good for a 1:00 AM I-just-overpaid-for-a-hooker burger, but nothing particularly special. I was just surprised the food wasn't strip club tier.

They have an in-n-out burger near there somewhere, I remember I got the driver to take me through the drive-thru on the way back to my hotel one time. Probably better off going there.
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>>682697360
Thanks. Wasn't honestly expecting an answer.

Back on topic, nope.
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