Ask a p-psychologist anything!
I'm here for you, Anonymous!
>>682682663
Why are you such a faggot?
Was it worth the school? I'm looking into studying psychology.
>p-psychologist
Stop that.
Why havnt you checked my dubs?
>>682682663
I posted in one of your last threads, but I need advice, and I wasn't able to see it.
A friend of mine is stuck in Moratorium. She owes me money. How do I get her out of Moratorium?
>>682682801
Why do you think being a faggot is somehow inherently wrong?
>>682682807
Nooope. Dual major.
>>682682810
N-never.
>>682682852
Why is she in Moratorium? Also, why do you keep capitalizing it?
>>682682663
Can you explain why people have foot fetishes?
>>682682663
how tf did you knew where i was from? you posted a guy wearing a sombrero and smoking like 2 weeks ago when you answered me, for a moment i thought the flags had returned
im good at remembering pointless stuff
>>682683428
There are many ideas, but the most prevailing is that it prevents disease; foot fetishes tend to increase during times of disease.
Feet may be dirty, but they tend not to get diseases that are life threatening or aid in spreading them.
>>682683463
I've got just a tiny bit of magic <4
Greetings loved ones
>>682683428
because painted toenails are pretty
>>682682834
because you cant roll them
What do I do about my girlfriend and I never having sex.
>>682683691
Tell me more Anonymous; why do you two never have sex?
hows it going psycho senpai
its me, the ticking time bomb
i finally caught up to you after all these years
legit tho it was like 2 weeks
I fear women. When they look at me it feels like they are staring right into my soul. Reason why I am a loner at 25. How do I change to get a relationship started before 30?
>>682683857
Welcome back!
>>682683906
Go to a psychotherapist; you have paranoid delusions.
Also, I'm a woman.
My eyes keep watering whenever I have to talk or make direct contact with people.
Why?
Fix me
>>682684128
Tell me more; are they full tears or is it merely dripping?
I get you trying to act like the approachable NEET,i don't get what is achievrd by stuttering a silent letter
how should i act if i want women to like me psycho?
you're a woman,
what kind of guys do you like?
>>682684206
Who h-here is a NEET? I w-work every day, and make a significant amount of money
You are q-quite silly <4
>>682684255
I'm the wrong person to ask that.
Not sure if you remember but I was wondering if I could know about that girl that masturbates with dog blood.
>>682684200
1.checked
2. Full tears, it's like everyone can tell I'm nervous, how can I stop it?
i'm thinking 24/7 about sex, what do?
>>682684200
actually this does happen to me alot
my eyes get really eye watery when i know a bunch of people are looking at me like in the halls
i feel your pain bro
>>682683786
We used to have sex almost every moment we were alone. She would cum at least once every time. Now, it's more like once a month. I don't blame her, I usually was the one to initiate anyways, but now neither of us do.
She eventually stopped cumming as easily. This has made me feel less adequate that before, which in turn gave me anxiety towards sex. This anxiety has made it so I cum pretty quickly - usually within 2 or 3 minutes. As you can probably tell, this doesn't help the whole inadequate feeling. I'm spiraling downwards.
We both WANT to have sex, but I usually just feel like shit afterwards. I just don't know how to feel better and be better.
>>682682663
if i type in 911 on my home phone while it's unplugged, will it call the police because my teachers said even with no service a phone will still call 911
I look like this.
Should I off myself so my genes cannot contaminate the humane race?
Just a friendly reminder if you have something important you need to ask, you should ask a real psychologist and not a fake compulsive liar about it.
thank you /b/ <3 take care of yourself
>>682682663
i get off to my own butt rape.
is there anything wrong with me?
How do I over come a fear of success?
>>682682989
Because she could never get past those years when she had extra money to spend.
>>682684321
i see
what are some aspects of psychology that you are personally fascinated with? (certain disorders etc.)
>also how can i come to accept my loneliness?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KrBxydGsJE
>look like this
Shall I cleanse myself from this planet so that my gene s will not contaminate the future spawn of the human race?
>>682684324
Absolutely. Her name is Ikarous or Blood-chan; she often posts over on /animus/, where they absolutely hate me for reasons as unfounded as they are inscrutable.
She lives in NYC, and has posted pictures before of a blood dog corpse that she desecrated in order to masturbate to orgasm; she says that's the only way she can.
She has schizophrenia, but refuses treatment, often spitting out her anti-psychotics.
>>682684381
Hm. Do you feel a racing heart or any sort of other physical reactions?
>>682684507
Same question to you!
>>682684407
When do you sleep?!
>>682684511
If she is orgasming less often, that usually is due to stress or anxiety; has anything changed in her life recently?
>>682684574
Uhh. Your teachers are wrong; if it's a touch tone phone and not plugged in, it won't do anything.
>>682684611
No; variety is very important to biology stability.
>>682684632
That's not really a question.
>>682684655
Please elaborate further.
>>682684660
By succeeding, and having nothing painful happen. What are you afraid at succeeding at?
>>682684747
Huh? Explain more please.
>>682684632
You really must think you're doing a service to us all. Kudos on that.
I fap to traps and cp
what do i have psychologist-san?
>>682684799
You can't accept loneliness; you can only end it. Why are you lonely, Anonymous?
>>682684810
Already said no!
>>682684840
I'm sure he just likes to troll.
>>682684889
A porn addiction.
>>682682989
Well, Alice, are you the female version of what >>682682801 called you? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
>>682684813
when I sleep I dream about sex
also OP isn't a real woman
they posted pics of their pizza face to someone, and either they took a fake cock picture or it's the only redeeming quality in on their entire ugly personality/physical appearance combo
but the person they shared with was not trustworthy, imagine that
Is the urge to kill another person relegated to any specific mental illness? Is that urge itself a defect?
>>682684813
>Same question to you!
idk happens more in summer now. it might be seasonal. also, when its windy that gets me bad.
sometimes if its really bad i have to blink alot to hold onto the tears from spilling
is this really a psychological thing?
-ticz
>>682682663
Oh wow a fake psychologist, go fuck yourself unless you show us your certificate.
>>682684813
>Please elaborate further.
When I was a child my mother's ex-boyfriend used to baby sit me. Had a sexual relationship with him till I was 15 and I got my first girlfriend in high school. But the memories arouse me and make me wanna have sex with men again. But I consider myself straight again though. Even have a wife.
>Yes, Im a dude.
How hard can a cuck get cucked if a cuck could not cuck enough cucks?
>>682685041
>
Yeah, I think the fact I've done cosplay threads for quite a while should prove my gender quite well.
>>682685150
Depends; why do you want to kill them?
>>682685162
That may simply be allergies for you, Anonymous.
>>682685201
Hm. Sounds like you were able to reinterpret such a horrible incident as beneficial to protect yourself from it.
That's relatively uncommon, but not rare.
Hello Anon Psych.
For the majority of my life I've always found myself awfully emotionally disjointed whenever anything happens, be it the death of a loved one or something I should be experiencing happiness about.
I don't think it's depression or any sort of bipolar condition, but I just don't really feel ANYTHING at all.
An example can be if I'm hitting it off with a girl, everything's great but then she splits off, and instead of procrastinating or thinking about it I simply shrug and keep constantly moving forward.
I worry that I am missing opportunities in relationships or the chance to experience things that would be positive for me in life by just being so disconnected.
Any idea why or how I can change this? I've had my father pass away when I was 17 which hurt me most in life, I've had successful great relationships, longest lasting for 3 years. After all that though I've just not "been there" emotionally after these events. So It's been a good 5 years now of just complete emotional disconnection.
>>682684813
Okay, yeah, I do not want to anymore. Thanks.
>>682685041
N-not sure if stupid or j-just ignorant.
when i get mad i put a psychopathic face that scares anyone who knows me, even me, what is the reason behind that?
>>682685310
Your a fake, if your not so us your certificate/diploma
>>682685310
>>682685379
don't reply to bait then you autismo
>>682685370
Right?
>>682685337
That sounds like anhedonia to me, or disassociation. Have you had any traumatic events in your distant past?
>>682685414
So us?
>>682685390
It's a defense mechanism, much like a poodle puffing up in order to look more aggressive.
I'd try to be mindful of when you are doing it, and de-escalate.
>>682685536
I'm just trying to bump myself silly <4
>>682685310
>Hm. Sounds like you were able to reinterpret such a horrible incident as beneficial to protect yourself from it.
Is this the best you psychologists can do at ANY TIME?
Defense mechanisms? Really?
You guys are like fucking walking cliche books. Nothing substantive to say other than some off the book shallow non-meaningful bullshit.
Good thing I have never paid for one of you fucks. Geeeez.
>>682685414
there isn't any win here
either
1.) Op doxxes themselves posting a legit diploma to prove themselves, which is obviously fucking stupid and nobody with a brain would do
or
2.) They just print out a forgery
Either way this doesn't prove or satisfy anything.
>>682684938
im lonely because all the friends i used to have a year or two ago have now grown apart (due to my lack of effort to maintain friendship) and i have become a lonely recluse. I goes to class and dont talk to anyone then leaves to go home.
alot of days i dont even say one word.
i spend the rest of my days indoors
my dad keeps asking why i dont go out to the movies with my friends anymore and i can see the disappointment in his eyes.
there's a girl who i like but i cant get close to her and only muster up the courage to quickly glance at her around 3 times a day yet i think i love her.. recently i've come to the terms that ill never be with her and it depresses me.. me and her used to be friends thru my old friends but now i have no way to talk to her.
>sorry for rambling but i needed to get it off my chest.
It feels good when I get raped, but only anally.
Should I seek help? I worry for my safety since my butthole may be my downfal
>>682684660
>>682684813
I'm a writer and have bailed on every chance I've been given, same with my music career
>>682685600
For
>Us
You fake nice reply for not reading my comment, that just shows how much of imposter you are.
is it wrong to not love anyone you know, family included?
>>682682663
Stop making these threads. You give real clinicians and therapists a bad name, you fuck.
>>682682663
social anxiety, suggestions?
>>682685600
okay not girl alice poster
>>682682663
Ok Op here's my question why why why the fucking hell the sweet girls always fall in love whit the trash, and why the good gentlemen like myself are always lonely to travel on /b/
>>682685613
*rolls her eyes* You give me little information, I make due with what I have. If you want a more specific diagnosis, give me more specific information.
I can't read minds via the internet you know.
>>682685753
It's fine, ramble all you like. *hugs tightly*
Here's my question: You know this is bad, you know you want better, right? So why have you stopped trying? Is it because it hurt too much when your friends left?
>>682685783
You probably should seek help if you are getting raped, period.
>>682685857
Sure, but why? Why throw away your chances? It's not for no reason; there is always an underlying cause.
So why are you afraid, Anonymous? What do you think will happen?
>>682685903
Still not understanding.
>>682685974
The heart wants what the heart wants; it also doesn't want what it doesn't want. Don't let anyone tell you it's wrong.
>>682685992
Go to a therapist or psychologist.
What? You want more? Give me more information Anonymous, I'm starving here! How can I help if you give me nothing?
>>682686005
*hug* <4
>>682685975
No.
>>682685600
Worst traumatic experience would be death of father and violent bullying in school that lasted for many years, but I've since long gotten over that.
Had a good childhood otherwise with a good home and loving parents. I just can't make sense of my situation. It's as if I can just shut off my emotions at anytime and doing so changes nothing in how I actually feel. Empathy feels almost faked, and that has me concerned.
I'm perhaps running in circles here with my incoherent rambling, but I don't know what to do.
>>682682663
>>682685975
also, thats a stupid fucking jpg.
>>682684813
>She lives in NYC, and has posted pictures before of a blood dog corpse that she desecrated in order to masturbate to orgasm; she says that's the only way she can.
What. The. Fuck.
>>682686108
They don't. That's your perception, but as a woman, it's not a valid one.
>>682686134
Violent bullying? Tell me more.
>>682686237
Yeah. And these people criticize ME for trying to help people.
What is it that you seek within this task you set yourself?
I mean there must be some background to this.
Are you making some sort of study, showing that nearly everyone here is a victim of our system?
>>682686108
I feel you bro
>>682686108
You're gay bro. Be one with your gayness.
>>682686298
Your assumptions are incorrect.
>>682686119
Get out fake.
If your not a fake show us, anonymous users your diploma/certificate
>Bait
>>682686275
Turn that fucker in to the police!
>>682686119
>>682685992
same guy asking you to stop here.
This is why these threads are useless and so is your advice. You cant get any decent info from someone keying their questions unless youre dealing with a regualar Mark Twain. Therapy is useless without a client-therapist relationship, and the information given to you here is useless because its most likely biased out the ass and you have no way to see it in text.
>>682686108
It all goes over preferences.
You wouldnt take the black banana. Youll never know whats inside of it. Maybe its better than the good looking one.
>>682686459
newfag trying to get proof of everything, try to use your instinct a little
>>682686275
I'm Asian and grew up in Sweden, would be bullied and at regular intervals get beat up by other kids in school. Lasted from age 8 to 14, but as I said I've never cared for it much after I got into High School. It made me sad when I was a kid, but being an adult/later teens I just looked past it, moving forward.
>>682686119
>>682685857
I don't know what will happen, and that's what scares me. Not a fan of change
Show me the badge or I wont believe you.
>>682686538
>>682686119
ALSO, youre not a psychologist because you have a bachelors degree (if you even have that.) You're a lonely poser begging for empathy. Stop it. Seriously.
Le meditation
>>682686608
Calling me a newfag just for trying to get proof?
Because last I heard almost anyone can be a psychologist without having taking the courses, newfag.
>>682686119
well truthly it was more of a gradual thing (my friendships disintegration) but now unless i run into an old friend walking to class, i feel theres no outlet for me to talk to somone. i have no friends in any classes (b4 this i would at least have friends to hang out with in class)
usually on the weekends i barely leave my room for 2 days and most Saturdays i get extremely depressed and think about killing myself..
i wish i had made more of an effort back then but its not easy for me to make friends again.
truthfully i look forward to talking to you on these threads (it feels like im talking to a friend)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9rw9Wor5GI
>>682686237
Ultimate Bait
>>682686459
At least put bait on that hook!
>>682686512
If it were so easy.
>>682686538
That's why I take most patients via email, which I post at the end of the thread.
Even so, I've helped plenty of people here, so I find your assertions unrealistic.
>>682686634
Oh dear. I was a Korean living in Japan, I know that feel. I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry to hear that.
>>682686637
Oh? Why? Let me ask you a question: why are you here?
Is it because you don't want help? is it because you don't want change? I posit you MUST want these things, you MUST think it better to change than to stay the same, or you wouldn't even ask me this question.
You know you need to; the only person in your way is you. So why are you still afraid?
>>682686718
A...psychology badge?
>>682686773
Really? You got a picture of my degrees on hand? I'd love to see them.
What's my name, Anonymous?
>>682686718
badge? you fucking autist. Psychologists aren't detectives, their licensed professionals. This bitch happens to be neither, but thats besides the point.
how do i recover from seeing the bear-maul picture on leaklive
>>682686439
My assumptions are a weak way of trying to understand what youre trying to get out of this.
How can we trust you if you wont even give us the reason for your help.
Nothing conjurs nothing.
>>682682663
Sorry I'm late. Doubt I was missed! How i s your evening Alice?
>>682686880
Would you like to talk to me, then?
I cannot offer you a solution, beyond telling you psychotherapy and CBT can vastly decrease that anxiety and help you reintegrate. But you already knew going to a doctor would help.
So why don't we become friends instead?
My email is [email protected] and I like to make video games.
>>682686934
No no, I was totally issued a psychologist badge.
>>682687040
Who said there was a reason at all? The big bang disagrees, good sir, kind sir.
>>682687124
Getting better!
>>682686902
Yep fake didn't even answer my question.
>>682686902
Anyway, I appreciate that you took the time to respond to my inquisitions. Anhedonia is a new word to me, looked it up, I can relate.
I'm not even asking for any concrete solutions to my disposition, but I'm curious if you would know anything about why or how I can perhaps work around this or do something to make change.
>>682682663
So are you in the field because of your own repressed problems? Abuse, trauma, lack of control? You can't fix yourself, so you try to help/fix others. Maybe you enjoy the fact that you feel somehow superior to them, as they "need" you. Better than them because they're problems are worse than yours. lol...I've seen my "fair share" of psychiatrists and psychologists. Most have their own mental health problems. Blind leading the blind.
>>682687176
yeah refusing to answer a shitty question totally makes her fake
>>682686902
>>682686538
>>682686773
>Therapy via email
We've got a real pro here.
>Picture of your degrees
Science is skepticism, its in my best interest to question it, just as it is in all of the anons best interest to see those credentials. So whats it gonna be, fraud? Prove it or start hosting threads in /adv/ and stay the fuck out of /b/ with your pseudotherapuetic bullshit
>>682686902
>If it were so easy.
You know where she lives.
>>682682663
I have some odd kinks, and I'm a sexual masochist. Tell me why.
>>682687286
It wasn't shitty when you need proof to show that you are in a JOB, dumbass.
>>682687255
Seek therapy! Seriously, go to your doctor, explain your symptoms, get therapy. That's the best shot you have.
>>682687301
Science is falsifiability, not skepticism.
>>682687346
There are 10M people in NYC.
>>682687351
Random chance.
My ears are burning
>>682687453
Get out
>>682687423
no you don't? She isn't acting in her official capacity. You see a fucking leather chair or some shit around here?
>>682687449
>>682687301
Nice deflection, fraud
Hay guys calm down stop this.
>>682687496
You should
>>682686593
Serious so I need to go for the lowest price? Shity life
>>682687171
thank you. i will save that email address for when im feeling down. i think its very admirable what you do on these threads. you're a big help to alot of people. thank you psycho-senpai.
>>682682663
I have AvPD. What can i do to fix it?
>>682687578
So now your making shit up to defend her nice one, dumbass.
>>682687449
I'll do so then, to be honest it can't hurt. Therapy in Sweden isn't even that expensive, so I'm in luck in that department at least.
Cheers for taking the time. I hope you don't have to suffer for your ethnicity like I have. Have a good one anon/anonette, regardless of if you're legit or not. Kindness goes a long way. Take it easy.
>>682687171
I'm glad to hear it. How was your day? Need help with anything? I've got a little too much energy tonight, aha~
>>682687496
And go where?
>>682687449
Alice why did you say that stuff about me?
>>682687755
Sorry, there are some people that are hopeless cases. Google exit bag.
just another friendly reminder not to willingly associate yourself with an autistic sociopath
yes they are probably smarter than you but they are also an unstable asshole that likes to roleplay about getting fucked by wild animals, but you know, that happens with weird shrinks doesn't it
>>682686637
>>682686902
My life used to be shitty, now its good. What happens if I fail and end up in a worse position than I'm in now? I don't want that
>>682687171
Come on. Youre a person and every person does something because of a reason.
And for the big bang, acctualy it came from something. Or so they think.
Also who said that i believe evolution is real?
>>682682663
I'd really like to take my degree home and not be treated like I wasted 4 years of education and tuition on a pseudoscience. I'd really like to go into gradschool headstrong and get my doctorate degree in counseling psychology, get licensed, start a practice, and be treated like a professional by everyone like anyone else with a doctorate degree would be. BUT THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN BECAUSE OF BULLSHIT POSERS LIKE YOU, OP.
You are a bag of dicks.
>>682682989
I think homosexuality is a genetic disorder.
>>682687872
go play in traffic
>>682687926
This anon is insane please don't hurt anyone's feelings.
>>682682663
You're a cool guy OP
>>682688059
Post the diploma or will not believe you can blank out your personal info like name.
I'd like to see what you have to say, bait or not, I'll trust you.
Major Depression Disorder, Bipolar Disorder and Social Anxiety etc.
Very fucked mentally. Always under stress, always emotionally numb, drained of all emotion and energy. Chronic migraines that the neurologist couldn't help with. I absolutely HATE reaching out to people but I also need attention.
Anyways, I have some confidence but literally no self-esteem (if that makes sense to you) and I literally feel physical pain (in my chest and obviously head) due to my "diseases"
What do I do? I hate the idea of therapy. I have medications (sertraline and topamirate, as well as sumatriptan) and just can't even find the energy to consistently take the two daily medications. I'm barely passing classes, I can't sleep for the life of me. I have 'night terrors' and dreams give me anxiety/panic attacks. I have no real way to combat this other than my close friend who goes to a different UNI than me maybe a 45-60 min drive. She also has anxiety and depression bad and we're support for eachother and shes kept me from committing suicide mutliple times. The problem is I've become so emotionally dependent that I'm kind of infatuated with her. I haven't let on, so I doubt she knows, but I also, with 96% certainty, can tell you the romantic feelings aren't mutual.
What should I do about my whole life?
>>682687740
It's my honor.
>>682687755
Aliens vs Predators? No, I'm kidding, avoidant personality disorder responds VERY well to CBT and other cognitive therapy treatments.
Seek medical attention Anonymous. You are worth it, okay?
>>682687865
Welllll.....
>>682687830
*laughs softly* I think we both know what really happened to me in school, yes?
Regardless. You have a very safe night, new friend.
>>682687914
Not even close to true; everyone can be fixed.
>>682687976
Not even close to true; look into fMRI studies. People do shit for no reason ALL THE TIME.
As for evolution, well, nothing makes sense without it so if you don't believe it just throw out most of biology and psychology.
>>682688059
No, it won't happen because of the flood of psych students depressing wages, mostly.
But okay. Go ahead and insult your fellow colleague. Surely that will help.
>>682688228
Congrats? Ur wrong though.
>>682688230
And after that then what?
>>682688314
Please don't lie like that again
>>682688230
Go plant a tree
>>682688256
good damage control crew, worth making your own website for it?
>>682688059
>>682682663
Super quick fix here, btw. Since I'm doing a lot of complaining, its only fair that I offer a solution.
Just post this as a free advice thread. When you claim to have authority it complicates things and makes my field look bad, to be frank. I'm butthurt because the field gets enough shit as is, and making your services free online is shitty. Especially when you consider how many fuckfaces take your vocabulary seriously, despite the fact that it could be obtained in any 100 level coarse.
>>682688313
*cracks her neck* Alright. Let's see.
Why do you hate the idea of therapy, yet freely take medication? What are your official diagnosises.
>>682688401
For anyone who cared, this is the dog killer I was talking about.
>>682684067
Tita or gtfo
I believe I've had depression since a child, and lately through past years I've lost any since of emotion, even sadness. I used to have violent full hallucations all day, my vision swirling, zooming out, flashbacks, some more. It seems to be not as prevelant anymore, but I also used to have long long periods where I would have unexpected confidence, where I can impress almost anyone, and I feel like is my sandbox, and then one day I'll just wake up and for awhile I'll be in a stage of "dullness" where I feel nothing again, to the point I almost feel like I'm just not there, but I am. There's more to my life than that, but curious on a opinion about what you think this is
>>682688314
What do you need? I'd be happy to help~
>>682688314
-squeaks at Alice and hopes she'll say hi on steam, Sonata_blue-
>>682688564
You're making a big mistake
>>682688314
Hmmmm in science you need proof to show that your in a job.
>No Proof
>Just talking to people like a reguler person
>Saying I'm a psychologist
>When your not
>Shows no proof
>Only uses help which many other anons can already do
>GG No Re
>>682687691
Nope, men are in a lucky spot. Youre selling yourself short if you only go by looks. But it seems that until now you havent understood that you can be ugly and still have the sexappeal of a god.
Its mostly about how you act. Also looks are subjective, that is if you dont look like a potato. Somewhere you may find someone, but only if you search.
>>682688313
Stop repressing those strong desires to be the sexy trap that you know you want to be. See a specialists in srs. Start hormones. Put on pretty dresses. Practice oral on dildos. Problem solved.
>>682688675
SONATA <3
>>682688314
what sorta vidyas do you make alice?
can we see screen shots of some of the gameplay; im really curious :)
>>682688514
why the hell I need to create a site
>>682688564
I do
>>682688853
^.^
>>682688876
nigga, link is broke
>>682686108
Really that's not a valid one??? That's your answer?? Haha over 5 pretty ladies I try to hangout 4 get with her old bf and the fifth get bored because I don't rape her in the first date I guess a fact is not a perception
>>682688744
Who cares faggot. You don't care about anyone here so why bother? If the average Anon killed himself would you shed a tear?
>>682688595
Well....let me spin the "wheel of psychiatric diagnosis" and see what it lands on. Give you the 4 or 5 medications that may or may not help.
Then charge you $225 for the session. Ok?
>>682689016
I didn't know you came to Alice threads too! Do you need help with anything?
>>682688558
Again, our field is one in the same.
I'm not simply going to stop what I'm doing because you think I'm a fraud.
And you know as well as I do, the 400 level courses ain't any better than the 100; it's only once you get to 600 level (masters) that it starts to get past history and vocabulary.
Hell, when is the first level class you actually opened the DSM or ICD?
>>682688595
That...sounds like schizo-affective, honestly.
>>682688744
...no you don't. I've worked in academia, industry, and even clinically. You can publish a paper in any journal, or at least try. Doesn't mean anyone has to take you seriously, of course.
>>682688876
Wait a few months; I'm working on a 2D engine right now.
>>682689057
I would. I have. And it's the deepest wound I'll ever carry.
>>682689169
That's not quite how it works. Mostly because psychologists don't write scripts.
>>682689057
Kinda would sense I'd be missing a fellow anon, bastard.
>>682688314
You've posted a one line response to something that someone finds so significant.
My logical belief is that it's against humankind to be gay.
What meaningful purpose does it serve society if the spread of STD's, Aids, so on and so forth if it is not a genetic disorder?
Perhaps it's indeed a part of natural selection whereby the gays die out because they can not reproduce.
I mean... We are man and women. Man & Man does not allow us to create child. But Man and Women ='s Child. Man and Man slamming on each other requires artificially created lubrication. For a man and a man to exist together as a couple they will be more likely to cause injury or disease.
If the male anus was made for men to fuck like mad, it would be self lubricating...
>>682689274
I promise I'm going to make you regret ever typing those words
>>682689274
So show me some papers you published then. Then I will fully believe and stop haunting this thread.
>>682688775
Holly grave tanks a lot pal you are more a psiquiatry than fag op
>>682688853
did someone say..
sonata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhCOWKIZ_8g
hard to be depressed while listening to some beautiful Haydn.
>>682689243
-shows you a kitty-
>>682682663
1) Provide some instructions, background or rationale for your poll: If you want to start a poll, give the 1st post more content than just "X vs Y" Ask the specific question you want addressed. You may think it's obvious how you want them compared, but if you put "Gretzky vs Lemieux" it could mean any number of things: who was the better player in their prime, who had the better career, who was your favorite player, who was a better goalscorer/skater/defender, etc. No one expects an essay, but at least a simple sentence that says specifically what you want people to vote on will make sure that there's no confusion. Polls that violate this rule will be considered spam and deleted as such.
2) No ridiculously lopsided polls: Do not make a poll with the intention of having only one right answer. Every option included should have a reasonable chance of being picked by someone. The only exceptions are ranking polls where you want every possible option that fills the criteria of the poll even if some of them likely won't receive votes. But in those cases, there still must be enough reasonable potential voting options to make the poll valid
3) No silly fad/copycat polls: Polls that follow a trend or a theme are fine as long as they can stand on their own merit, as if the theme originator never existed. But if the copycat poll is silly or makes no sense unless people get the theme or fad it's referencing, it may be deleted.
4) No revenge polls: If you don't like someone's poll, you have two options. 1) if it's violating some of the site rules, report it. 2) if it's just a case of you don't like the options, move on. Don't purposely make a poll to antagonize that other OP or create a reversed comparison in your favor just to prod at them or teach them a lesson or something. That only leads to trouble.
>>682686119
social anxiety guy here.
i care what people think of me, i have this great need to be admired, and i am by some. I know what parts of my past have made me this way, but what are some practical ways i can fix this?
on paper i am attractive, intelligent, healthy, privileged. but i dont feel that way.
during social interactions i feel nervous and inhibited, it is this inhibition most of all that bothers me, since in those precious moments when i am not inhibited i excell.
>>682689522
Now I'm cringed because of this KPOP fan
>>682689431
Okay. You are wrong; it's evolutionary conserved and presents in every mammal we can find.
You are simply wrong.
>>682689457
>
>>682689522
\^_^/ -gives you tea-
>>682682663
You are from Japon.
>>682689457
pic related
>>682689457
Oh watch out we got a badass over here
>>682689274
>>682689315
Fine. I'm not saying I want to see someone on /b/ die, and I'd feel like shit if they did, but I doubt most feel the same.
>>682682663
I need help op.
Im a decent looking guy but do to past trauma induced by being the only white dude in a spic infested school.
Basically Im a beta and cant ask or talk to a girl without stuttering. (not my fault, wetback girls treated me like shit because of my race.)
How to cure?
>>682689634
im cringed too
same as well to me 2 as well
>>682689461
No thanks.
>>682689608
Same as above.
>>682689617
Hey social anxiety guy.
I'm about to go to sleep; email me at [email protected]
>>682689788
Most people don't know how it feels till it happens.
Alright everyone, I'm going to bed.
I'll be back on at 8AM EST.
Email me at [email protected] if you need help
With love,
Alice
>>682689886
Underaged B&
>>682689601
aww cute <3 -holds and pets it-
>>682689673
Looks photoshopped
>>682689991
Good night.
>>682688564
>>682688313
I've never heard of anyone in my area having success with therapy. None of them around here seem anything more than a sham, or just straight up creeps. I don't like to talk about it really, and only got diagnosed because when I turned 18 I wasn't going to a pediatrician anymore and before my first appointment I took the 'new patient survey.' Put down on the symptoms checklist that I felt anxiety alot, stress, depressed, etc and didn't think they'd go over it during the appointment.
Official diagnosis after talking to the psychiatrist or whatever was Major Depression Disorder and Social Anxiety.
Secondly, I don't really take the medications. I have them, but it feels so pointless. Even when I was on them I'd still have these slumps, and they only felt worse because when I wasn't in a slump I felt ok. Not really happy or 'normal', but ok.
I eventually hit a slump and just stopped taking them. The topamirate is for migraine prevention but didn't really work and also required regular blood work due to the potential of lowering the pH of the blood or something. I missed my first appointment for blood work while in an exam and then felt top embarrassed to call in and confront my physician about it.
I really just don't see the point in therapy because they all seem like creeps and I won't pay someone to know my sickness and all my credentials. I'm just a little paranoid about it. I don't like being watched or talked about, I don't like people knowing anything like that about me.
>>682689274
>>682688558
My problem isn't that you actually may be a fraud. My problem is that you actually may have a degree in psychology, and you still think its a good idea to make these threads. Don't you see how this could be problematic?
If you really know what you're talking about you should see how its unprofessional. Nobody here should take you seriously because there are so many frauds out there. Those who even sell their services in therapy settings, despite the fact that they are unlicensed by the state. You cant even call yourself a psychologist in America if you haven't undergone postdoc and licensing. It takes a long fucking time and a lot of study, so it really pisses me off that any fucker can claim it online and go handing out advice willy nilly, like they're the fucking voice of authority.
To put this argument in essence, why should anyone trust you when you say youre a professional? You're on an anonymous board, after all.
>>682688314
Whatever the point may be, you havent said you dont have some sort of reason behind it all. No apparent reason that is. Also i dont think you would do something like this for no reason at all.
Well its better than having words put in my mouth, only to draw out this conversation and not get to the final verdict where you tell us what your ulterior motive is.
>>682689686
thank yew for the tea
black tea is da best
oops now im listening to sad music again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19J8dO3T1S8
>>682690160
wow you are such a fucking faggot dude she helps people so just lay the fuck off isn't that the point of psychology?
>>682689991
Run like the cowardly bitch that you are
>>682690043
not shopped, i can tell by the pixels
>>682690172
why do you assume people have ulterior motives
>>682689673
I have no issue with the concept of being wrong. I can acknowledge error. However. I don't see the logical reason ... It's probably the mammalian trip wire to wipe out a bunch of the species if they fuck up so bad and end up fucking man and man instead of man and women.
The Neanderthals probably died out because they were all men fucking each other all day forgetting about the women.
Can you present evidence to prove that it's not a choice or a disorder?
>>682682663
Do SSRIs permanently affect you brain?
I've been off them for more than a year now, yet I still lack motivation, can't feel any emotion, have no libido and also have mask-face like none other,
I can't trip on acid either
>>682689465
Holy shit i had to look up a word on /b, guess its time to go to bed
Night faggot
>>682690384
>why do you assume people have ulterior motives
Guess someone never heard of humans worst nightmares are usually themselves or there own kind.
>>682690243
you can do just fine helping people without making claims that you have authority. OP just wants to feel heard. She should continue doing what she does, in fact I often do the same thing on /b/. The difference is that I don't host threads claiming Im licensed without any proof.
>>682690634
not all people are terrible.
>>682690700
you can also help more people if they are more willing to trust you and if she is credentialed why exactly would she refrain from saying so?
>>682690634
2016 and still manages to mix up their with there.
What a faggot.
>>682690701
Human Nature?
Guess your just either arrogant or in denial.
>>682690822
BECAUSE ITS UNPROFESSIONAL TO CLAIM IT WITHOUT PROOF
can you fucking read
also, gaining the trust of the anons via falsely claiming professionalism is a very sad thing to do.
I was hospitalized a year ago for suicidal thoughts and was diagnosed with social anxiety and severe depression. Fast forward a year and I don't really feel any better, but it's like I don't WANT to get better. I'm tired of living I'm
Just sort of on autopilot. My doctors and counsellor and parents all told me at the end of the day the pills won't help, that I have to make an effort. But how can I make an effort if I really don't want to, like I don't deserve to ever be happy, and I just want to sleep. I'm slipping, I guess I'm just immature. Idk anymore man, I barely
Leave my home. I'm just tired and hate everything, nothing appeals to me nothing feels good. I just want it to end
>>682690920
human nature is not to fuck people over; we are a social species. you can't have that if everyone is terrible or willing to fuck everyone else over idiot
>>682690384
I already wrote that i think in this case there is, youre just delaying everything with those questions.
I may be dense, but not that stupid.
Also avoiding giving an answer normally means that youre trying to conseal something. If you had no reason why hide behind every possible opening i gave you?
>>682691137
I can but I guess you are truly in denial, baka.
>>682691106
again it isnt false and THIS ISN'T A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL CONTEXT YOU RETARD IT IS 4CHAN
>>682691333
the context is irrelevant. a professional doesn't do that shit anywhere, and they certainly don't offer their services for free on the internet, you potato.
>>682691333
Guess the anti-christ trips says that you need cap the first letter on the first word on the sentence, faggot.
>>682691231
no you are just asserting shit without evidence bozo
Help me OP
There's this chick I look at on my way to my car after class everyday. She's usually by herself, sometimes she looks at me and I look back and she looks away again and it repeats. I want to approach her but I feel too creepy. Should I just stop being a beta gayboy and take 3 Kpins so I can talk to her?
>>682691465
The context IS relevant and actually tons of places have help forums run by psychologists its a real thing you idiot
>>682691578
That was the same for OP, you baka.
>>682691718
no the op only made a claim about herself, not about the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE. those are order of magnitude different
>>682691670
>help forums run by psychologists
Yea, licensed ones. Psychologists whose credentials you can access for yourself i.e. PROOF. Still not seeing the point, are ya?
>>682691905
no? not all of them have that you dolt
as well the op is licensed so....
>>682691578
Lol so were in court now? Im asking a question which she didnt answer at all. Just jumping around.
I can assert whatever i want to, she can contradict me with just saying that there is no motive in her case, but she didnt chose to.
So i ask you. Do you think there is a motive or not?
>>682691880
>No cap on first word
Well she was asserting shit without evidence on a anonymous image board that she was psychologist.
>>682692067
no you cant you cant assert fuck all without proof asshole
>>682682663
Notice me, senpai!
>>682692182
Nice strawman>>682691981
>>682692137
you may recognize that claim to be much much smaller than one about the whole human race
>>682691981
If they don't its because they're not legit
And did you see her license somewhere? or are you just white knighting without a cause
>>682682663
How does it feel to make less than half of what a psychiatrist makes? I joke actually, I'm a med student really interested in psych that envies your ability to do mostly therapy rather than utilizing meds.
>>682692259
thats not me turd
what is exactly sexual abuse
>>682692262
You did not get my point and still think I am talking about the entire human race.
I don't know what's wrong.
Everything seems okay aside from stress from school, but I'm just not happy
>>682692270
yes she has posted it before and also no that doesnt make it not legit thats your own stupid fucking standard idiot
>>682692182
Holy shit, cant listen to reason.
So i shouldnt ask her if she has a motive? After she doesnt answer at all?
>>682690486
I still trip acid, wouldnt recommend it doe, i stop a couple days b4
>>682692411
yeah cuz you said that. again, not all humans are terrible
>>682692362
it feels like offering a valuable service without getting people addicted to meds for the commission pay. so its the same minus that feeling that you're a POS
>>682682663
Why am I often unhappy?
>>682692525
you shouldnt demand one thats for fucking sure if someone doesnt want to answer a question that doesnt make them evil
>>682692559
Again nice trying convincing me when we are animals, faggot.
>>682692605
most mental health drugs are not addicting
why i'm fixated on my cousin with whom i had an intimate relationship? even though i've had two other normal relationship (after breaking things off with my cousin) with really nice and good girls
>>682692661
not all animals are terrible welcome to social group dynamics fucker take some biology!
>>682692495
oh, requiring that a professional have credentials is just me. my b, guess I'm dumb
>>682692735
>most mental health drugs are not addicting
Nice try bait
>>682692735
perhaps you're not familiar with behavioral addiction
>>682692858
she has credentials she just doesn't you know fucking flash them online in an anonymous imageboard
>>682692200
Noticed. Mahhhhh boner.
>>682692646
>>682687040
Shes not saying she doesnt want to say why shes doing it.
Shes just escaping without answering at all.
>>682692840
I did but you didn't fucker. We humans are savages and you know it. Denial Faggot.
>>682686237
That actually made my stomach turn.
>>682692862
most of them are actually anti-addicting. unless you think benzos are used for depression you tard
>>682692605
>implying psychiatrists get a commission
>implying I wasn't joking
>implying I plan to be a POS psychiatrist and not someone that actually seeks to help their patients by using the most effective methods available
Seriously, I want to go into psychiatry to change it because I think the field has lost its way. Medicine has become too obsessed with the neurochemical basis of everything and I've actually had classmates and residents disregard anything environmental as inconsequential compared to the neurobiological pathways at play. So basically they're implying that someone could be traumatized because they were brutally raped, but if you gave them the right pill they'd be fine. That's fucked up, in my opinion. But psych is one of the few fields where you can both improve the quantity AND quality of a person's life if you do it right, so it's what I'm going for.
>>682692858
Lol I thought this was a running gag. This is for real?
>>682692967
you may notice that as this as a clever social cue. take a fucking hint dude.
>>682693061
Don't you dare to talk bad about my beloved clonazepam, you fucktard!
>>682692931
>>682692495
>she has posted it before
Just fucking stop now, you lose
>>682691129
Hey,
What you're saying sounds pretty serious evidence that you're not well and it's not down to you being lazy or immature or anything of the sort. You don't not deserve to be happy. Everyone should be happy :).
Happiness is a good thing.
Not wanting to live anymore or feeling as if you want to end it is just evidence that you're not well and you need to get help for it. It's not going to be hard; there are a lot of people in your situation and things do get better; even if you think right now that you want it to end.
What you may have is depressive psychosis. I'd leave the diagnoses to the Dr's but you should talk to your Dr about it and if you can't manage to get there, then call an ambulance and let them know you need help. They don't mind, they'd much prefer you call them then them seeing you hurt or dead.
You should consider discussing the possibilities of some prolonged released anti psychotics alongside some prolonged release anti depressants.
I wouldn't know which works with you but I'd thoroughly suggest you try and break the thinking of general negativity and irrational thinking. You'll be a lot more better off if simply smiled and remembered that you could do great things, because you, like me, and the rest of those in this thread is capable of wonderful things. The only thing that stops us is not knowing how to deal with things and not knowing what to do with certain situations.
Prepare yourself because it can only get better because getting worse is not acceptable! :)
>>682693061
Kek call me a retard all you want retard because your still proving my point I made when i originally came to this thread.
>>682693183
she has guess you lost out fucking chump
>>682693081
I know what you meant, m8. I was trollin you
>>682693246
the point that you have no fucking clue what you are talking to? yeah I already got that one
>>682693312
Gr8 b8 m8
>>682693308
>Provides no proof
>Just says she has
>Loser Alert
>>682693427
how can you be so stupid when she has already posted her psychology badge
Moved 7 times from ages 2 to 10, how fucked up am I doc.
>>682693363
Kek nice try but sense she showed no proof nor provided links to articles she wrote.
I won.
>>682693559
>psychology badge
Kek
>>682693579
>army brat
You're beyond fucked up, anon. Go die in a war.
>>682693584
which has nothing to do with addiction potentials in drugs dumbass
Would you agree if I said that psychology is the same basic stuff? Person has traumatic experience->> mental disorder
>>682693312
>>682693363
>>682693378
>>682693427
>>682693308
>>682693246
You people need to shut up and accept the fact that everything here is a work of art.
If OP wants to be spiderman for a day, then it's more than welcome for OP whoever that may be. :)
>>682693133
Oh i do get it, but as for someone selfproclaimed, without any bonds to what shes doing she can answer this question.
Instead of making stupid analogys which dont clarify shit.
Now stop whiteknighting.
>>682682663
Last time I was hanging out with bae, she seemed really quiet and spaced out. 2 days later and she hasn't responded to any of my texts since then. Wat do?
>>682693710
Nah dude, parents had turbulent jobs
>>682693794
>addiction potentials in drugs dumbass
Still thinks I was talking about addictions to drugs. Wow what a dumbass can't even recognize when I change subject.
>>682693920
Drug dealers? Terrorists?
>>682693850
aint white knighting given shes helped me fag
shes my psych
>posting in a weaboo thread
YAY! You are back OP! :D I have your email, will contact soon, love these threads, keep them coming in the future! Yay! :D
>>682693832
>Nope.png
>Welcome to /b/
>>682693041
I would like to meet someone like that in person so I can punch them in the face.
>>682694045
Fuck yeah dude, why do you think I'm here?
>>682693869
Go to her house and say you're concerned about her. Ask her if she's ok, if she's feeling ok. If you're concerned for her mental health then you should really contact a Dr.
>>682694081
>No proof
Kek