Faces of /b/ thread, yo
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Faces of /b/ thread, yo
>>682679022
wigger btw
>>682679022
Cool hood
>>682679022
faggot
Bumps
>>682679343
>>682679410
mmp
>>682679022
yay another cringe at children thread, we sure dont have enough of these
>>682679022
>>682679962
shave
Im this fag
>>682680047
no
>>682680302
obscured
The faggotry is out of control
>>682680302
needs ichiban for maximal masculinity
>>682680672
dis rly you?
>>682679022
Why are you wearing a hood inside?
>>682680741
hey bud why the long face?
>>682680867
Triggered I hate when people call someone bud
Insecurity: sideways edition
Yeah really me. Pic is from a SF trip last year. Friend took the shot
>>682680302
look manly now. much improve
>>682679022
No matter how hard you want it you will never be Jesse Pinkman.
>>682679323
Pretty
Looking good. I'd gently caress your butthole and then maybe slip a finger in.
>>682681183
your new look. like?
R8?
>>682683442
you could have at least rotated it for me
hey
Me and my bae
>>682683815
now your luck with the lady a thing of certain
Been told I look like spike spiegel, probably cause my hair.
Do I tho?
>>682683815
zozzle/10
>>682684668
i can see it
it's mostly the hair imo
Rate me /b/ros.
Just got my new set going. What do you think?
>>682684668
Holy shit you do. If you bulked up a little to get more muscle you could pull it off perfectly.
These threads be like
>>682684927
fucking dank memes
>>682684927
Everytime someone posts this my soul cries :(
>>682684668
got another pic?
>>682685759
>gif
Nothings moving
balamp
>>682686296
yea man
>>682680672
U go to ehs?
are you looking at a drug addicts and/or underV&B& faggets of /b/ thread?
>>682688194
>>682684812
>>682685043
>>682685698
Alright, don't have many more pics on this phone but I guess it's time to work out and audition for the live action bebop film!(if that kind of thing would ever happen)
>>682689014
>)
age?
>>682689014
Not ugly per se, but your pics aren't very flattering
>>682687935
No, not in HS
>>682684668
NYfag
>>682684584
Cheers m8. Topzozzle m8, topzozzle
:-DD
>>682689207
Barely legal
>>682689014
You look pained
>>682689562
wish i lived there?
>>682689279
idk if this one looks good, not good at taking pics, also paper white skin
>>682690895
are you even 'murrican?
>>682679749
beard
Do I seem like the guy you would engage in fornication with?
>>682679022
>>682686296
My penis did.
>>682691405
smile
Suuuuuuuh dudeeeees
Kent, yo
>>682691250
If you can call this cesspit part of america
>>682691761
bruuuhuhu
>>682691957
why do you dislike florida? and unrelatedly, are you cut or unsnipped out of curiosity?
>>682691998
try smiling
hello
>>682691998
face pic?
>>682692207
cringer
>>682692210
Hey girl.
Lemme slide into those dm's. I'll show you a bowl of eggs that I'd feed to you. And nice guitar btw. In a band I assume?
>>682692275
Yes
>>682692080
hmmm, id say because its where ive grown up, and dont really get along with parents, also all the old people eww!
but in general i probably have a grass is greener problem, idk
cut
>>682692456
No thanks.
It's a ukulele, not a guitar.
>>682692622
It was. Go away faggot.
yo /b/ros
>>682692610
shame about that poor relationship w/ parents. but if you don't mind saying, are you happy you're snipped? and were you also left with a thin brown or tan line from it?
>>682692700
Link to it bruh
>>682681183
Oh my god you are so adorable what's your name??
>>682692709
i wanna smoke and then eat your vajay
>>682692519
Fake fag
>>682692853
Niiiice
You all look like you'll commit a school shooting
>>682692392
Cristi?
>>682679022
would fuck
>>682679749
would fuck
>>682680279
would fuck hard
>>682680415
would fuck
>>682683442
would fuck
>>682684082
would fuck
>>682684668
would fuck Spike Spiegel
>>682688455
would fuck
>>682692709
would fuck
>>682693217
We*
>>682691405
mmm I could just dive straight into those nostrils...
stop
>>682692726
guess im happy, i feel like 4skin would be annoying, eh. yeah a tan line somewhere under the h3ad, weirdo!
>>682692956
Can we watch a movie after?
>>682693283
ty brohas
>>682693217
Too bad I'm not in school tomorrow. You have really nice skin
>>682693482
i suppose I am weird, lol. but thanks for humoring me. I usually ask one further question per an informal survey, but only if it wouldn't bug you to further talk about this issue
>>682693438
MOODDSSS?? UNDERAGEB&
>>682693438
you look exceptionally content with life
>>682679323
Quit puffing your traps faggot
>>682693482
>>682693438
if really you (which I somehow doubt), post a pic like this but that doesn't cut off the top of your head
>>682692210
I attended an art school once and this gave me a deep hatred for ukele players (damn you ukelele club that only knows one chord!) but you look cute
>>682686296
Click on it and shake your phone.
>>682689096
Tits or byebye
>>682689096
love your eyes
>>682693663
haha! shoot, go ahead, space cowboy
>>682679022
H8 PLS
>>682692709
y yo bop o' nop gop got no neck?
>>682692093
kek
>>682692709
Yo pothead
>>682689096
what did you smudge on your cleavage
>>682694225
were you snipped someplace in the sunshine state? and if you have any brothers, are they cut as well?
>>682694225
Not him, but you must get compared to Spike rather often.
>>682679749
Would drink whiskey with.
>>682679022
Rate me /b/
>>682694558
ya probably, and i would assume so
>>682680741
Why are you so angry at your computer?
>>682694408
got no neck?
>>682694518
i mean yeah
>>682681035
Sup, buds?
>>682694811
then lastly, would they have had it done before or after you, chronologically speaking?
>>682694854
show 'em
>>682694971
aftr
>>682693517
>repying
>>682695020
show me your dick first, timestamped
>>682695126
gotcha. but you don't know for sure if they also are? that's interesting, most people I chat with do know (though not everyone)
>>682694854
You seem super nice! Wanna be friends?
;3
Here you go op I'll contribute to your thread in a non retard way.
>>682694779
Chernobyl/10
why are there so many children here
no h8 fam
>>682695486
nationality? guessing canadian/eskimo from this pic
>>682695312
i mean, we showered 2gether when we were tiny people, but ive got an awful memory
>>682695132
school shooter/10
>>682695636
cute/10
>>682695336
Sure! I like friends.
>>682695663
was gonna say eskimo too
>>682695668
no worries, ty again
>>682695837
Middleschool/10
>>682695837
So edgy I accidentally cut myself on your edginess
>>682695837
quick, hurry up with that smoke, you dont want your parents to catch you and ground you
>>682695837
>>682679022
>>682679022
>Faces of /b/ thread, yo
more like Faggots of /b/
>>682696154
Your hair is so beautiful and mine's so messy. ;n; What's your secret?
>>682695663
No I'm just plain old amerifag. I'm guessing you said Eskimo given that my hood was up and I'm v pale? Nahh. It's just winter and I've got no sunlight on my skin hahahaha
Here's another pic for u tho.I live in northern Indiana. United States.
>>682696154
cute
I like to lurk faces threads and save pics that I build profiles around. I watch for little facts like names, hometown, likes/dislikes, family,education and shit like that.
My database contains 250+ profiles with heavy details(which can be used to catfish or embarrass someone by posting their pic on gay Craigslist in hopes of someone recognizing them lol) I also have 100+ profiles with a bit of data. My last folder contains just pics from people who never respond so I have no info on them just pics. I'll pretend to be abother face fag and probe for answers but I've slowed down because I've had people catch on and call me out when I pretend to be them on faces threads. Anyways, have fun!
>>682696154
hot af
>>682696282
did you vote for Sanders the other day??
>>682696300
You too? And here I thought I was the only one!
ok why not
>>682696282
Not quite as exciting as eskimo. But maybe n. Indiana appeals to you.
>>682696280
Let me see your hair!
I don't blow-dry it everrrr
>>682693835
here you go, even with a b written on a random paper i found
>>682693718
I am 17, but all my friends say I look like a kid. It's still underage but cmon
>>682693744
In that day I was pretty happy, but my girlfriend just dumped me (about 40 minutes ago) and I'm worthless to my family because I'm a dumb fuck
>>682696280
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline
>>682696394
Hell no I'm not retarded I voted for Trump hahaha.
>>682692392
Hi Zali. How's study abroad going?
>>682696430
Would marry/10
Kik me and I will show you my prized collection of Fabergé eggs. With extra Fabergé of course.
>>682695663
>>682695777
>checked eskimo on google
>this dude is not eskimo at all
>>682696621
>retarded
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/265895292191248385?lang=en
Just sayin'
>>682696300
thats pretty cool
>>682696423
Lol I knew I couldn't be the only one! I'm actually building it so that I can release it all when the time is right and let the btards have fun with ALL THAT INFO. I hope to be solely responsible for eradicating faces threads. 2017 is my drop date
>>682696480
Northern Indiana indeed my dude.
>>682696857
why would he say that?
>>682696430
fake catfish/10
>>682696816
it was his hoodie (aka le traditional eskimo garb)
we r just dumb
>>682684584
Pearl blue #5
>>682696503
me>>682692709
I have to blow dry mine because I get sick really easily and it's still so cold here. ><
>>682696532
Probably born with it. ;n;
>>682696881
was your foreskin removed there by chance?
>>682697086
Indeed I'm foreskinless
>>682696951
Perhaps because he truly believes it. Perhaps because he thought it would appeal to certain of his supporters. That's the difficulty with Trump. One never knows where the craziness ends and intelligent rationality begins.
>>682696869
Mine is November 21st of this year. I've been saving since I first saw one back so long ago I can hardly remember.
>>682696282
Huh, you're old enough to vote lol
>>682691761
Faaaaaaaaaaake dude
>>682697279
Indeed yes I am 18 noone believes it.
>>682692709
I bet your pussy taste like vanilla icecream and love babygirl
>>682697083
Your hair is so fluffy and full though!
Like a good basic bitch I recommend coconut oil :P
>>682697254
Why November 21st?
I can move my drop date up if you're serious
>>682697400
are you happy you're without said skin? and were you left with a thin brown or tan line from it?
>>682697421
Aw man you flatter me. I wish.
>>682697483
I was just out in the rain so it's all foofy from that, but thanks! And yeah I use coconut oil, I just have really thin hair and dye it too much.
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Hey
>>682697793
???
>>682697557
Yes I enjoy not having to pull back 8 inches of manhood just to wash. It's convenient.
>>682697711
Well just so you know, even if your hair is difficult to manage (I was born lucky in that regard I guess lol), you're still fcking adorable <3
>>682698011
makes sense. but what about the line question? I can elaborate if I was being unclear
Yo
>>682698191
I wouldn't say necessarily a brown line but you can definitely tell there's a scar
>>682698094
Thanks! Yeah hopefully I can get my hair to look decent so I don't look so childish.
>>682698354
is that a carrot? and majestic looking cat
>>682698414
if you'll forgive me for posting this pic, I was referring to something like here, where there's a brown/tan line running around the shaft, separating two color shades. Many/most cut dudes have such a thing, though some of course do not.
>>682697400
Will America be made great again??
>>682698596
Ohhh yeah that guy.
Yep I understand now yes my penis in fact does have that
>>682698667
Ye boi
>>682698557
It certainly is. There's only apples and carrots and in my household at the moment.
She's my bubba girl, and she's quite lovely :)
>>682698760
then finally, are you originally from (born in) that part of the hoosier state? and if you have any brothers, are they snipped as well?
>>682691377
nice dubs; yes, beard.. isn't it majestic?
>>682693283
lets do this
>>682694689
pass on whiskey, but guinness with a shot of jager in it works.
>>682698826
What will you do when Clinton wins in November?
>>682698976
No I was actually born in Tennessee
(Rebel yelling redneck boi)
And I have a sister and of course she isn't cut hahaha
>inb4 haha filthy hick trash
>inb4 fuck your sister
>>682699208
Kill myself then her in the afterlife
>>682699220
guessing that it was rural TN then...in any case, thnx for humoring my somewhat intrusive questions.
>>682699309
Hopefully you won't be too disappointed in all honesty. Because that's what is most likely to happen
>>682698557
Pics for your pleasure
>>682699371
Not a worry about it my dude. I actually enjoyed the chat.
If you catch me on another face reveal thread (because I like doing those often) feel free to ask more
>>682698849
haha faggot, can't remember dem football plays so you write them on ya arm
>>682699580
>stop wearing glasses
>shave
> go to fit and read the sticky
>>682699519
Fuk yeah kitty kat! thx
>>682699623
what are you listening to?
>>682696154
8.5
>>682696282
7 from what can be seen here; feel free to post a timestamped pic though
>>682696430
probably not actually you
Rate a three-year-old pic of me?
>>682679022
Jacob?
>>682702265
its totally rude to stick your tongue out, what shirt?
also cute
>>682699623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmDIjqRmQco
>>682702468
Pssht it's some weeb dbz shirt dont worry bout it
>>682679022
>>682701060
cute/10
>>682702703
wouldride/10
>>682702666
ha, exposed you for what you truly are!
>>682702794
SUPRIZ NEAUGAWWW
>>682702708
Thanks anon :)
This is one from early last year
