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The balance of the universe is considered within the Cappella Universalis to be held by the four prime Goddesses whose names cannot be pronounced by mortals, but whose aspects are of light, time, movement, and cognition. We are not in chaos...all four primes are in perfect rhythm and will always be so. Our perspective is so shallow and narrow that the true depth of the universe is beyond perception. We see three dimensions, but the primes exist in 46 dimensions. We cannot begin to fathom the true concepts of balance because we regard ourselves as the highest beings. We are not within the top billion sapient species within even our observable universe (which makes up less than 0.0000001% of the true universe).
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>>682678489
This is interesting. Please tell me more.
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>>682678489
This is dumb hippy bullshit. OP sucks cocks
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>>682679218
The Aischàn Talnô (closest available pronunciation) is the largest collective in our observable universe, with a benevolent, authoritative rule over 247 galaxies. They are now made up of over six-hundred-million species, but were once purely of the Aischàn race. The Aischàn would best be compared (in purely visual, superficial way) to soft-shelled lobsters.
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>>682679613
as opposed to retard modern day religion?
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Source? Can you percieve more dimensions? Does death free us from our limiting perception or outright end our journey?
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>>682679937
They came from roots as primitive as our own, but have incredible regenerative capability. They have an average life span of about 742 Earth years, and usually die from overgrowth. Their bodies never stop molting and growing ever larger...to a point where their organs can eventually no longer sustain them. However, their ever-increasing mass also includes brain mass. They become ever more intelligent as time marches on, and so, in just six generations from their appearance on Aisched, they were as technologically advanced as we are right now.
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Be careful what you say about the Aischàn Talnô, NSA is watching b/ro
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>>682679937
More please.
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>>682680559
How large are we talking? How do these supposed Giant lobster people get around?
What kind of epic mind powers do they have?
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Cappella Universalis

cannot be pronounced by mortals

sounds more like Acappella Universalis
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>>682680559

Wait, 6 generations would be 4452 years, not so impressive
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>>682680515
I cannot perceive more dimensions than three (spacial). I was informed of all of this by Debuschàl, a representative of the Aischàn Talnô who was considering including Earth into their fold. He (I'm using a gender pronoun here to be truly understandable, but it should be noted that Aischàn can change their reproductive sex at will depending upon need...making gender a moot concept) had been studying Earth from afar and had chosen representatives from six countries to plant the seeds of indoctrination. I am the American spokesperson, but there is a spokesperson in each of Australia, China, Nigeria, Chad, and Finland.
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All four elements are completely relative. Invalidated religion.
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>>682681203
if you're a 'spokesperson" you probably shouldn't have used a word with as negative a connotation as indoctrination
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>>682681614
Same
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>>682681203
So what are they selling?
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>>682680993
Debuschàl suggested a Latinate translation for the Aischàn faith because he considered that people on Earth consider Latin and Latinate forms to contain authority and respect.

>>682681145
Aischàn reach reproductive maturity within ~184 Earth years...and most of them produce their first viable offspring within 30 Earth years of reaching maturity.
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>>682678489
>>682679937
>>682680559
This is the gayest shit I've seen on here in weeks, and that says a lot since b is mostly traps and dick r8 lately
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>>682681782
Soooo what are they selling? Why would they be interested in including humans?
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>>682681974
Lately? It's been almost like that.
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>>682681614
>>682681667
Indoctrination merely means to "imbue with learning". The word has some negative connotations, but it is not an inherently negative concept.

>>682681749
They sell nothing. They don't expect worship...merely respect. The high number of individuals who maintain faith in a singular perfect being are of extreme detriment to logic, which the Goddess whose aspect is of cognition finds to be a blight because it suppresses deeper analysis and understanding.
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>>682682035
They want all species who are capable of asking "why" to join them in peace and prosperity...to respect and cherish other such lives capable of such a degree of cognition and manipulation of fundamental forces. Our capacities for technology, art, and philosophy have made us worthy to understand the truth.
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>>682682211
What do they consume? Explain their biology more clearly.

What kind of mental capabilities do they have when fully grown?

You sound like an agent of SATAN
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>>682682477
you picked the wrong corner of the internet mate
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>>682682477
Does that mean they plan on taking control of our planet?
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>>682682477
How did it contact you?
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>>682682970
probably Humans wouldn't like being subservient to any other species. Get ready for ww3 guys
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Bump, give us more info, this is interesting.
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>>682682690
The Aischàn consume a diverse diet of cultivated, non-sentient life. Their primary crop is a sulfuric, black slime-mold type life form. This provides them with about 80% of their total nourishment. Their bodies are coated in a thin mucous-like substance, and their exoskeletons are composed primarily of a chitinous form of Calcium Thioglycolate. They have soft, skeletal hand-like front appendages with seven "fingers" which are flexible each at four joints. They have an additional four "legs" beneath that on which they walk.
>>682682713
I have shared first here due to the anonymity of this place. I do not want to be a known agent yet.
>>682682970
They are not going to "take control"...they want us to contribute to the collective...to be an equal member planet acting aligned to the collective interests by our own accords.
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>>682684019
They are probably some fascist society I will no longer be able to masturbate in peace because these Lobster faggots wont let us live in peace after this

and what about muh second amendment?
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>>682683224
Debuschàl came to me as I was exercising at night. I was in the middle of a five mile walk next to an aquaduct and noticed that there was a strange splashing pattern to the flowing water. I thought there was a very large fish or possible a swimming large mammal (a puma or bear), until there was a mild flash of purple light which revealed Debuschàl. He had been using an ultra-violet cloaking device which made his body visible only at wavelengths between 242 nm and 320 nm.

>>682683286
There will be no war.
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>>682684776
What would they do if we attacked them?
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>>682684776
Unfortunately, I must leave for now, but I will return at some point tomorrow or the next day. I am in the process of utilizing what Debuschàl has taught me to write a full book of fundamental information as well as scholarly missives on the value of joining the Aischàn Talnô collective.
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>>682679937

>The Aischàn Talnô

oh bother i knew it was another chan
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>>682684776
so is this you flexing your creative writing muscles? If you're gonna plug a writing blog or something best do it before everyone gets bored or the thread dies.

On a side note, I'd love for there to be some great universal collective, that's the kinda stuff I dream about.
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