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>drinking anything besides water in your day to day life
You people disgust me. Alcohol occasionally on the weekends is fine, but if you drink anything besides water in your daily life you deserve to be shot.
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>>682672835
I agree
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>>682672835
I'm drinking a delicious can of ice cold coke right now OP. It's awesome.
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>>682672835
Are the atheist/god faggot meme?
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>>682673434
>drinking shit-tier soda because the media tells you to

Next you're gonna say you like pepsi and dr pepper
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>>682672835
I like my matcha just as much as I like my water. NO ALCOHOL.
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>>682672835
You are so right op this perrier water is so damn good
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tbh i only drink water and milk
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>>682672835
>Not drinking coffee
>Confirmed arrogant cunt

I never trust a man that doesn't drink coffee.
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>>682672835
i drink like 6 pints of the delicious blend of hydrogen and oxygen a day
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>>682674333
Are you a baby cow?
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>>682673762
>being this butthurt over someone drinking coke

Hilarious. You should go check out tumblr bro - you'd fit right in. It's full of other people who get worked up over the rest of the world not accepting their uninformed personal opinions as fact.
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Tea is pretty great though
Also
>listening to anonymous losers on a mongolian horse archery form for life advice
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>>682672835
Dr. Pepper for life u pleb
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glass and a half every night
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>>682672835
protein shake, soymilk, water or gatorade during the day. almost a 5th of vodka every night.
im self-defeating but i still try
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>>682674033
Samefag
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i can't stand the taste of water. the only time i drink water is when there's nothing else or when my piss turns amber yellow
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>>682675222
>>682674333

holy shit our trips, and no i'm just /fit/
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a cup of coffee in the morning, a cup of tea in the afternoon, come one, have some taste
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>>682675929
if you go for a run and ur actually thirsty youll appreciate the taste you fat bastard
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>>682676361
i'd rather drink my own piss, thanks
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>>682676361
this. i wasnt a fan of water til i almost died from heat stroke. now its like drinking life
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>>682672835
>in your day to day life
>You people disgust me. Alcohol occasionally on the
I am sure our consumption of fluids is really affecting your life there buddy.
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>>682675222
Are you a fucking vegan? OUT
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Honestly, OP has a point. Even the shit that might be beneficial to you is harmful in one way or another. Even the stuff that's fine in its own right, like green tea, is pretty much ruined by pollution and pesticides. And that's disregarding the issue of shipping fucking LEAVES across entire continents.
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>>682675084
I like to drink two cups of hydrogen and a cup of oxygen and let them mix by themselves, honestly.
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I know this is a shitty bait thread but I agree. I still enjoy a soda from time to time but I never can finish it and it usually goes flat.
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I think the fact that I drink water is why I'm not morbidly obese, because all other signs point towards it (or did, I've been getting better)
>21
>6'9"
>260 lbs
>I'll occasionally have a glass of milk or some soda (usually orange or strawberry)and since I turned 21 I've been drinking alcohol more
>I also enjoy hot tea some nights
>99% of the time i only drink water, though.
>at least 3 litres a day, sometimes 4 or 5
>most other drinks are just not satisfying, and water is just so much better
>I'd probably weigh at least 150 lbs more of I drink soda like a normal kid, or even like any of my friends.
>drink water, it's the reason there is life on earth

Pic related, my fat (but not I obese, re: water) stomache
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>>682672835
Water all the way. Fun fact, I quit drinking alcohol and lost like 60 lbs.
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>>682672835
I've drunk nothing but water for a few months and feel like shit.
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>>682680463
what did you drink?
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>>682680698
Probably because your body is used to shit, so clearing it out and acclimatizing it for water is gonna be rough, but you'll feel better if you keep it up
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>>682680173
yes, you are a disgusting fatbody, but nothing like a murrifat, and yes, likely due to abstaining from mountain dew and crab juice
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>>682681659
Yeah, I'm glad I was never wider than I was tall. I wouldn't be able to move. The only thing I really got going for my physicality is my height, I quite enjoy being able to see over 97% of the population's heads.
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>>682672835
What about orange juice.
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>>682672835
drinking tea right now. i'm such a rebel.
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>>682673762
they all taste the same
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>>682682018
6'9" is still only 97th percentile? shit. How do these kids keep getting bigger? wtf?
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>>682682732
The law can't keep you on a chain. 3spooky5me
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>>682683084
Well, I actually pulled that statistic out of my ass. I suppose maybe in Norway or Denmark I'd be more of an average size, but here in the USofA it certainly feels like 97%. If anyone is un-lazy enough to look up AND post the actual statistic they're free to, but I AM lazy so I'm not gonna.
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>>682683615
well, i'm a bit older than most here and I have noticed younger people just seem bigger in general. funny, isn't it. growth hormones make you big, but all the estrogen in the water, etc makes your dicks smaller and your tits bigger and don't get me started on the hypospadias.
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>>682684622
Yeah, man, your generation and it's progenitors really fucked is over on that, didn't ya?
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>>682672835
What about apple juice and orange juice? You approve alcohol but not fruit juice?
>This is where I berate you.
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>>682672835
>drinking alcohol on weekends
You dumb cunt that doesn't count as a beverage it's a drug and it's pretty hard as far as drugs go. If you drink more than 2 times a month you are degenerate and people who drink soda every once in a while are much less degenerate then you.
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>>682672835
What about cum?
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>>682676134
Coffee doesn't hydrate I drink at least 2 times as much water as coffee to stay hydrated on top of what you need.
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>>682672835
You a retarded faggot and this is bait.
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>>682672835
You mad waterboi? While you're home sucking on that tap like a faggot I'm out here getting drank by everyone. I own fucking everything, I bet I own the company of the water you drink. Pretty much every bitch you gonna ever get with has already at one point and time had her lips wrapped around me, chugging my juice.
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>>682685225
>juice
Haha you manchild drinking juice is for kids only. Literally all you are doing is extracting the water and suger and flavour of the fruit and throwing away all the fiber and nutrients found in the pulp. Such a waste and the worst part most juice doesn't even fucking taste good.
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>>682672835
I completely agree with op
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>>682685936
Jesus christ you sound like some sort of elitist vegan or some shit. Please refer to the gif.
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>>682685907
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>>682675343
Check out the documentary Fed Up, retard. You'll see why soda is the cigarette of 2016 and the Sugar Industry is the next Big Tobacco. You're currently ingesting a sugar-laden, low grade toilet cleaner, you fat fuck.
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>>682686682
i mean there's no need to be upset. i think you need some higher quality h20
you got that anger from the devil
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>>682672835
The fuck you talking about nigger? I just now drank 3 bottles of water.
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come back op i saved so much waterboy stuff for your thread
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>not drinking Arnold Palmer all the time
Drink bleach, it might as well be the same thing as water, but it is suited for water fags like you.
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>>682687273
Kek
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