I'm /B/ack OP will deliver
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm /B/ack
OP will deliver
>>682670997
Hey, bored, horny? ;)
>>682670997
Don't show me your tits
>>682670997
I fucked your mom doggystyle today. How was your day?
>>682671200
Winnrar
>>682671200
wanrir
>>682671200
Damn why dubs?
>>682671200
winnrar
As you please
you liar! you showed them to my dad lastnight
>>682671652
Kek roll
>>682671545
I am Chad
Because I think you're beautiful and I are how women are treated on this. I just wanted to ask you something...
Don't not show me your tits
>>682671722
Winrar
He said they were perky
>>682671545
this is your uncle ( I can't say which one) would you ever consider letting me lick your pussy?
I fucked me sister when me and here were eight, when did you do the same? (;
>>682671931
roll
>>682671931
Rolling but add something about being tipsy and always thinking she was cute, ever since she was a kid
>>682671989
Roll
>>682671989
learn how to speak nigga
shut the fuck up you ugly fat cuntface!11!!
>>682672050
Roll.re
>>682671989
Rolling
*OP decides*
I will say we have the same class and I want to lick that ass
She blocked me. You guys are slow bye
>>682672225
Roll
Ok honestly here's the thing... I'm a little nervous but I find you really cute and I really like you... I'm lonely at the moment and actually... really hornyyyy xD Wanna help?
>>682672227
roller
You don't have to lie, I love you even though your hair is the same length as mine.
Been peeking in your window at night. I've seen you masturbate
>>682672528
roll
>>682672528
rollerino
>>682672528
rollll
>>682672528
rool
>>682672528
rolling
>>682672528
Rolling for this
Welcome to the channel /b/forget your humanity ^^
>>682672528
Roll
>>682672528
Roll
>>682671987
"my mon say u r hot"
>>682672528
rolllll
>>682673633
Winrar
THIS WARRIOR WILL FIGHT YOUR PUSSY WITH MY SUPERIOR SWORDSMAN SKILLS
I'm really sorry for all this
Post a dick pic
I'm only texting you this because I rolled trips fag girl.
Glutamine is the most abundant amino acid (building block of protein) in the body. The body can make enough glutamine for its regular needs
Do you love Lappi?
I'm going to rape you.
Sorry. This is John from the bar. We made out and you let me finger you in the bathroom for five minutes. How have you been?
Are you calling me a liar bitch. Don't make me come over there and skull fuck you
>>682674451
Rorell
do you wanna see my porn stash? or even better do you want to become a part of my porn stash?
Let me rephrase, I found you cute but my friend is messing around my phone and I just wanted to know before I go back to afghanistan would you like to have sex with me?
>>682670997
ok, joking aside, my name is Marco and I thought you are very pretty, so I just wanted to say "Hello" and how you're doing ;)
>>682674451
dis
>>682670997
Send this
leg
leg so hot
you can fry egg
If you like guys with small cocks. Then you are in luck little lady
YOU RAFF YOU RUSE??
WHATS DAT YOU RAFF U RUSE U SAIY?
Nah I'm just kidding I really love memes though what's your favorite meme I think the most honorable women love memes!
>>682674620
this will work. roll.
i am an absolut faggot and i want to get fucked by a strap on, you looked like you fit the role
OP is dead by now
>>682674451
Get
What that nigga want God?
Word up, look out for the cops though Wu-Tang five finger shit
Cash rules-
Word up, two for fives over here baby
Word up, two for fives, niggas got garbage down the way, word up
Know what I'm saying?
Cash rules everything around me C.R.E.A.M. get-
Yeah, check this old fly shit out, word up
Cash rules everything around me C.R.E.A.M. get the money
Take you on a natural joint
Here we here we go
this
> See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
>>682674620
rollerino
>>682674857
Also if I'm correct (which I usually am) you probably don't need the strap on
I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.
>>682674999
fag win
>>682671322
Double win
>>682674999
trips, op you gotta now
*breathes heavily as I wait for the potential love of my life to talk to me*
...
*really nervous because I know without her I am cold and sad but even with her I am a wreck who can barely utter out all the pretty things about her I adore"
*sweats nervously and imagines you telling me how I'm such a fine young man who would be welcome to accompany a woman such as yourself on a date and my nervous mannerisms are just the cutest!*
>>682674999
thats a trash win
Listen here slut muffin, I'm a show my dick and you are gonna show me your Pokémon cards.
Enough is enough.
This place is absolutely despicable. I'm so unbelievably tired of coming on here and seeing the pee pee and wee wee jokes. Not to mention the jokes about autism and feces. Women are not objects for your sexual perversions, they have hopes and dreams and feelings and it's absolutely abhorrent the way you treat them on here. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for hiding behind anonymity. If there's any justice in this world you'll all be arrested and end up dying in prison.
"my penis is bigger than your massive forehead"
>>682674715
Rolling
>>682675286
rerollerino
>>682675253
Kek roll
I want to rest my ballsack on your nose and roll my balls over your eyes in slow circular motions while your finger my butthole
How about you and your friend in the pic come around and suck this dick?
>>682674999
AHAHAHAHHA WUTANG
"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you
And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music
You make elevator music
DO YOU LIKE CP I HAVE FOLDERS OF THE STUFF DO YOU HAVE A YOUNGER SISTER???
>>682672528
THIS
>>682675430
reroll
op hasnt delivered
>>682675640
He already said she blocked him
Correct every single one of her grammar and spelling mistakes and send her a swatstika every time.
>>682675778
2 to the izzle and 3 to the shizzle, see you on the flopside. your friend, Riley Michel
>>682675279
Shit-tier bait.
Hylianjpg
>>682670997
Tell her you eat your own dick