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Find a flaw. Pro tip you can't
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>>682667759
saggy boobs without the bra
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Yeah I can her legs look fucking grim-like when I think of a hot girl she ha to have hot legs so I can rub my dick all over them and fuck her joints but hers are grim
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>>682667958
That's what natural tits do
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>>682667759
fucking UFOs man!
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>>682669115
faggot confirmed
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>>682667759
>she's not my wife
boom
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>>682670003
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>>682667958

confirmed for virgin
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>>682667759
She is not Hispanic or Latin.
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>>682668627
Uh, no. Lots of natural breasts are perky and big. She just got the bad end of the stick.
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>>682667759
>Find a flaw
5/10 face
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No socks
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> fake lips
> absolutely full of herself
> painfully vain

I promise you for a fact I wouldn't want anything more of this woman than something to put my dick in. It would pain me to feign being friendly with her.
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>>682667759

more than a little likely she's unappreciative and entitled.
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>>682670655
Face is above average. Be honest with yourself. Her downfall is that she probably sucks camel jockey cock in Dubai. Her breath probably smells like humus and semen.

Check out tagthesponsor.
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She's a feminist
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that ass is fake

literally
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>>682671048
>>682670552
>>682670100
>>682668627
>>682667759
lindsey pelas
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Not pale/white, so probably mixed race
Mole on right buttcheek
Bad dyejob on her hair
Poor titty elasticity; some girls have ever bigger breasts that are still perky
Skips leg day; her thigh to calf transition is a fucking mess
Lumpy chin

Do I win?
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>>682670524
there's no such thing as perky natural tits past a certain size. tits are made of fat, fat is susceptible to gravity.
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>>682668627
8lbs of makeup. I wonder why.
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>>682671343
>not pale/white
a tan you dipshit
but other than that you got it right
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>>682671343
She actually is white btw, but like all Dan Bilzerian bitches she spray tans like daily. Bummer.
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>>682671048
Jew beak
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Post her face before the surgery
There's your fucking flaw Lindsey was a fucking uggo
Your kids would come out ugly as fuck
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>>682668037
Can't rim the grim
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>>682667759
her shadow look at it this is photoshopped
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>>682671397
LOOK AT THOSE SAGGY GRANDMA TITS WOW I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT VIRGIN
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>>682668627
Michael Jackson nose/10
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>>682667759
she's a woman
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Is she an idiot?
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>>682667759
fat ass/10 would not bang
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She has too many flaws. Dry elbows, flabby ass, saggy tits, huge chin, jackson nose, receding hairline
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>>682667759
I would put my penis into several of her body holes / 17
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>>682670524
In what magic world do you live in?
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>>682667759
Shallow bitch whom I wouldn't share anything in common with. Not interested.
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>>682667759
lmao that ass is fake isnt it ? looks angular

would fuck though
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I would eat her poo.
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>>682675937
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She fucked a nigger - docks her 5 points
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>>682675491
>uses whom properly
>ends sentence with a preposition
Jesus.
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>>682675637
that is from nothing but a leg machine that works that...she didnt work the rest of her legs so it looks odd as shit
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>>682668627
More??
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>>682667759
Blonde
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>>682667759
Nasty hair
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>>682675937
But would you suck her penis
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>>682667759
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Have a nice day.
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>>682667759
Holy shit, fucking saved.
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>>682675491
>whom
Really, so you don't wanna stick your dick in her?
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>>682678785
u got me gud
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>>682667759
idk the middle part of his bathing suit is really close to his skin color so it looks kinda weird on him
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>>682671048
she looks 40
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>>682668627
Thin lips
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>>682671650
At the beach?
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>>682671650
>8lbs of makeup. I wonder why.

Trying to hide her hideous plastic lips that she should have kept natural.
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>>682673212
But you would still fuck right?
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>>682677882
My english grammar is very uncertain, please correct how the sentence should've ended!
>>682678954
Of course! But what wouldn't I stick my dick in? She just isn't appealing to me. Looks like your average white middle class bitch.
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She looks incredibly fake.
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>>682678785
>Your

stay retarded
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>>682667759
She's great, no flaws
Had a girlfriend with double D's, she was pretty small and skinny so even more visible. It got fucking annoying, after awhile, every dude checking her out or even trying hit in her. Your proud and happy at first, but got into fist fights, and arguments with her over it.
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>>682671397
I would empty my nuts on that. yum/10
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>>682667759
her personality. I'm positive it's incredibly flawed
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>>682671839
hahahahaha
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>>682667759
Pimple on right ass cheek.
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