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hello, /b/. dont know how to greentext so im just gonna write this text. im basically asking for advise. so last year i started college and i noticed this super cute girl which i orbited for some months. she is having a class with me and i never had courage to talk to her/send a friend request on facebook. months passed by until i eventually sent her a friend request which she didn'r respond yet and it's almost a month. the thing is i really want to talk to her because it seems like shes the one for me. she is just perfect for my tastes. how should i approache her live? help me. wat do?
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Most important thing at first is not to make yourself look like a weirdo freak etc around her, just e a likeable guy and dont be awkward when talking to her, if u want her to be ur gf then dont ask me what to say cuz fuck if i know how to talk to girls, just dont be annoying stupid and a faggot and try to learn her interests and what she likes
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>>682666209
i kind of panicked cuz she didn't accept my friend request, considering the fact that she accepted the one from a classmate of mine
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>doesn't know how to greentext
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>>682667329
>i know its not big deal i just never did it and didnt want to start now
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>>682665230
>goes to college
>can't use Google
>also can't spell
>writes like an immigrant
Well done OP you have failed life an hero is only option
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>>682667778
Failed at not having a life
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>send a friend request on facebook
Bad idea. If you do that out of the blue, you seem like a stalker to her, especially if you never talked to her. Better would have been to talk to her first and then say "you seem chill, lemme add you on fb" or something, best would have been if she asks to add YOU on facebook.

So yeah, you fucked up already probably
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>>682667778
writing dont instead of don't => can't spell.
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>>682667778
>writes like an immigrant
This, where the fuck you from OP?
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>>682666758
Would you accept a friend request from a person you never even talked to?
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>>682668268
If you were born then you have a life you wasted cumshot regardless of how other people view you
Why do you people value yourself on other peoples conceptions of you and not your own
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>>682665230
>started college
>don't know how to greentext

Much lulz
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>>682667778
>also can't spell
There is only two typos in the whole text and suddenly he can't spell even though they were obviosly because he was typing fast and hit the wrong key by accident
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>>682668694
If it's a boy, probably not. If it's a girl, it depends on her looks.
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>>682668434
If you think that's the only mistake then you need to go to some literacy classes bud
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>>682668507
This actually made me laugh dude. Why does it look so bad?
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>>682669228
No grammar on 4chan means I need literacy classes. If you think so, maybe.
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Post your homecountry, faggot
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>>682670619
so your mom can visit me?
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>>682670899
Yeah, and smash your ugly face in for being such a cringeworthy, illiterate fuck
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If/when you talk to her, keep asking about her interests, hobbies etc. bullshit AND comment on everything something constructive, if possible. Keep the conversation on by asking and paying attention, be interested and even through she says something dumb, DO NOT correct her. Talk about yourself, when she asks about you. Then in woman's perspective, she's interesting to you, because you are interested and you're not self-centered by not talking constantly about yourself. Also when you talk about yourself, don't whine about something you're or you aren't. Focus on your strenghts, instead of weaknesses.

Women want attention, give it to her and soon you'll find out are you each other's type.

Also by digging answers from her, you'll get to know if she's really nice or just narcissistic bitch. In this way, they expose themselves very quickly.
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>>682671636
Best comeback, bro. You must be proud of you.
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kill yourself on livestream
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>>682671636
OHH SHIT, WADDUP
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>think she's the one for me
You already blew it OP. Girls don't want to be loved. They want to be hypnotized and then wrecked
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>>682668401
not probably he fucked up and can't redeem this
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>>682672006
Thanks man. I appreciate it.
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>>682669124
>There is only two
typing too fast?
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>>682669124
I'm he writes I lowercase every time
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>>682671636
fucking king
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>>682672389
I didn't pick the most appropriate words for describing what i feel. Also, I didn't want to sound like this is the one I want to live with for the rest of my life
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>>682665230
you greentext by putting this key > behind the words

>blah blah blah
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>>682665230
ok, evidence of foreign. not that this is a problem, just looking for a home country:
>advise
sb advice
>she is having a class
sb she has a class
>never had courage
sb never had the courage
>approache
typo or ???
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>>682665230
Start a fight with a large male in her presence. It is crucial you win or at the very least fight to a stalemate.

Next thing you do is approach her (hopefully covered in the blood of your vanquished foe) and simply say "sup".

Her female brain will want to fuck you immediately, be careful though she will be so lubricated that she might slip right off your cock.
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>>682673453
I know how to write greentext. I just don't like writing only the main ideas of a text. I like describing and shit
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>>682673738
the last one is approach, i put an e there by accident. I don't know why I thought that the plural form of advice is advise. thanks for the rest of them.
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>>682675151
ok but what is your first language? no native english speaker says "she is having a class with me." that's someone who learned esl getting confused when conjugating "to have"
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