celeb thread III: revenge of the boner
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celeb thread III: revenge of the boner
>>682663825
ryan newman for the win
>>682664092
>>682664092
who else?
>>682664155
>>682664121
ohhhh shit
>>682664197
Why not cum to her
>>682664197
No one she is perfect
Help me cum guys post holl Hagan
>>682664314
i do
>>682664330
literally
>>682664193
>>682664539
Now anon??
>>682664314
I do
>>682664522
This is awful to admit, but I used to be proud of how many people I’d slept with. I relished being a s**g. I would play up to it and love getting called a s**t.
She actually said that
Gives me a hard on every time.
>>682664539
Glad you agree
dem nipples pham, fuck
I like Felicity Jones
>>682664929
at least you know the real deal
>>682664551
arya would catch it. i'm talking her crawling away after a nice pounding, muttering, "I think... i've had enough." only to be grabbed by her ankle and yanked back to my dick
>>682663825
sauce?
>>682665226
Ditto
>>682665137
MORE
>>682665448
Love & Other Drugs
>>682665368
pound that little bitch anon
>>682665368
Katy Perry is my go to girl for these purposes
>>682664092
Ryan's alright, I guess
>>682665486
she is literally my dream girl
>>682665860
No. Please don't
>>682665812
>>682665887
Really, ok well to all there own
>>682664551
Come home after hard day at work, see Maisie vacuuming, what do you do?
>>682665926
Heres your dreamgirl getting filled with limey cock.
>>682666137
Tell her to get the fuck out of my house and call this chick instead.
>>682665955
Wish that was a plastic bag going over her face...
>>682665926
Same anon i would literally do anything to atleast meet her
>>682664193
such a little slut
>>682666137
fuck her till she's dehydrated and nearly unconscious pham
then order her to finish up that carpet cause it aint gonna clean itself
>>682665771
sweaty maisie is best maisie
>>682666466
What is the obsession with her...she just looks like your average British woman...
>>682666281
>calling an std filled beaner
muh sides
>>682666361
I would be happy for a year
>>682666604
mostly psychological since she's arya stark
>>682666281
heheheh, 4/10
>>682666604
it's the tried and tested /b/ attraction - she looks young and has big tits. it was only after she turned 18 they actually looked at her face
>>682665925
id fuck her… but that body is not sexy
>>682666271
>>682666466
>>682666498
who is this?
>>682666733
god shes perfect
>>682667150
genuine question are you retarded?
>>682666480
nice, 8/10
>>682666741
It would be
>>682665771
she'll be crying out to the old gods and new, asking them why the dick feels so dammmn good
>>682666480
edgemaster 3000
>>682666820
That's being generous, anon. She looks like Frankie Muniz. 1/10 tops.
>>682667269
I wanna dream each night of her
>>682666271
I'd do the same thing after eating out her ass and pussy,
>>682664016
Who dis
>>682667263
nah I just don't know celebs
>>682666563
agreed
>>682666466
>>682667065
Like a hose that's sprung a leak, my fucking dick
>>682664014
source?
>>682667443
her pinky toes are fucked up
>>682667263
or read apparently lol... thx
>>682667365
>Frankie Muniz
who?
>>682667443
That would be great
>>682665555
Quads
>>682667563
did they photoshop that badly or something? what the fuck is with her leg on the right?
>>682666604
because we want to fuck the little whore and the slutty redhead too
>>682667148
HS she could probably kick my ass.
>>682665925
ugh. blackaricans. disgusting. deport that shit to guam.
>>682667591
Inventing the Abbotts
>>682667544
>>682667563
she asked for it mang
>>682667821
Just perfect
>>682667657
What?
>>682665555
sauce?
i'm astounded nobody has posted up the pignosed blank-faced buttplug yet.
>>682666222
Sauce? Nice trips.
>>682668107
100% correct whoever is lucky enough to be with her is lucky ass fucking hell
>>682667955
I wanna cum on sophie's face so much that it splashes off and hits maisie square in the eyes
>>682666271
sauce?
>>682667271
fuck the little whore then her m8 as well
>>682668173
Daisy Diamond
>>682668366
and I hate him
>>682668348
Ned Rifle
>>682667544
source?
>>682668410
Why face if she has that ass?
>>682667793
Underage b&
>>682668488
You can already see those shitty British genes.
>>682668488
sophie would be in bed recovering, her womb filled with milky protein and her face covered with sauce
>>682667457
damn straight
>>682668502
WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS FROM PLS
>>682669048
>Ned Rifle
Pretty sure it's Silence of the Lambs.
>>682667575
>>682669188
>>682669048
Ignore greentext.
>>682668565
Lol ya. By the way what is it u like the best about her
>>682668410
>be 26, been a male prostitute since 19
>high-profile, make tons of money
>sometimes the job is shitty (having to fuck some fat old rich guy)
>sometimes it's heaven
>my agency sends me for an orgy in a fancy hotel
>the clients are Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner
>two other hunks are there
>we drink and get comfortable... and naked
>they're both absolutely gorgeous, both have a nice bush, one blonde, one jet black, perfect firm tits, toned legs, everything...
>they make us sign an NDA (believe me you don't wanna fuck with those)
>then Maisie explains what she wants exactly
>it's very specific, you'll see
>she gets on all fours and offers her holes to us
>Sophie watches, masturbating
>one guy underneath her, his dick in her pussy
>one guy behind her, fucking her ass
>I get the mouth (meaning no condom)
>we fuck her like this slowly for a long moment
>she abandons her little body in our strong arms
>her moans of pleasure are absolutely incredible, the hottest and sincerest I've ever heard, especially coming from a girl this young
>Sophie comes to tease her tits and her clit from time to time
>I look at her fingering her pussy but she's ignoring me
>finally Maisie asks us to turn it up a notch
>the slow lovemaking turns into mild pounding
>as specified the guys are alternating in her, when one is sliding in the other is sliding out
>she's yelping on my cock
>finally she screams "now! now!" as her very intense orgasm is starting
>we all cum in her at the same time in one final pounding
>as professionals we can cum on cue and that's exactly what she wanted
>if it wasn't for the condoms she'd be taking a load in her ass and in her pussy, simultaneously
>I can hear her swallowing mine as it's spurting in her mouth
>we collapse on the couch
>Sophie comes and shoos us off the couch
>they're cuddling, whispering to each other, visibly in love
>Sophie is still touching herself
>she cums very quietly while holding her friend
some nights I really love my job
>>682668722
true, but then i'd be tempted to cum in that delicious ass than showering it with semen
>but then again dat pussy yo
>>682668722
Holy shit i want my tongue in her asshole
>>682669222
Horrible downy bitch
>>682669048
>>682669188
Shelter (2014)
>>682667793
He used to be on Malcolm in the Middle.
>>682668410
next, impregnate them both
>>682669258
How's it feel to be the most retarded person in most rooms?
>>682669443
Wow... I'm drunk.
>>682669258 Top dream there anon.
>>682669257
probably her legs are the finest about her. but her tits are also out of this world
>>682669870
Totally wrong on Silence... dunno what I was thinking.
>>682669504
but then push the goblin down some stairs so she doesn't actually procreate. k thanks
>>682669781
You're an idiot. Her legs, while not displeasing, are shapeless and straight. No calf curves. No ankle.
Her legs suck for any real leg man.
>>682669504
naturally. sophie would get twins. she a feisty semen demon
>>682669962
thanks anyway anon
>>682668847
heheheh, knocked up horny pregnant sophie, would work in with the show after she was raped last season
>>682670161
>>682666563
no maisie is best maisie
>>682665555
fucking check'd
fucking rekt
>>682669781
I gotta agree but i think i like her eyes a little more the so beautiful
>>682664121
She must be tiny.
>>682670109
somehow i could see that happening
>>682670161
problem with rape is that she'd most likely get an old school abortion. consensual means she'd be begging for creampies since it's apparently healthy for the sack of the growing fetus
>>682670716
now i can't decide anymore..
This webm makes me want to kill myself.
>>682670384
>>682670819
that's what happens when you wake up the demon. she'd literally punch maisie mid-coitus and shove her off, replacing her position cause "it's not enough. i need more!"
>>682670694
>>682664539
>jew man
>perfect
Pick one
>>682671011
Lol ik right its so hard
>>682671478
>>682671061
>>682671092
oh shit, im about to fucking cum
>>682671622
her pouty face is so cute
>>682671404
>>682671792
>>682671873
just imagine coming home and finding her sprawled out across the bed nude; ass red from slaps, thighs bruised by fingers, nipples sore from sucking.
you'd have to grab her by an ankle and yank her awake.
"y-you want to do more?" she'd ask, sweaty, neck covered with hickies.
>>682671841
Omg ik right
>>682671480
more mew
>>682672471
>stale pasta
>>682672669
all in all, I want her so bad
>>682671863
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>autism
kat dennings
>>682673195
Right there with ya
>>682673252
Wut?
>>682673368
Sasha Grey's daughter?
>>682673531
>Posts Kat Dennings pic
>No cleavage
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
>>682673655
niece
>>682673252
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't care. She's hot
>>682673545
god... only in my dreams
>>682673063
>>682674368
Hey man always have hope u never know
>>682674500
Nice.
>>682674840
do you belive she will be one day yours?
>>682675205
I really hope so even though i know its one on a million chance
>>682675182
More :)
>>682675879
God I hope Sophie gets naked someday. I need to see that ass
>>682676124
nothin to see
>>682675650
I wish i could say that one day..
>>682668502
Its been my life long dream to blast cum on Jennifer Connelly's face
>>682676049
I want to drown her in my semen.
>>682676807
Well theres always a chance
>>682677200
i hope so
>>682677427
im about to fucking c
>>682677284
Sexy
>>682677427
Same anon same
>>682665376
This is now a trap thread? Yuck. I don't even like traps, but that dude is just downright ugly as fuck.
>>682679318
Go fuck yourself.
>>682679318
>xD
>>682679190
perfect in any way
>>682667105
Damn Dylan o Brian scored
>>682665376
I think the bush looks good on her.
>>682679765
Yep
>>682681396
still the same anon?
>>682679700
Fuck you. Go to your nearest trap thread and be a faggot there.
>>682679729
Nice emoticon - hope you're enjoying your first adventure off of reddit.
>>682664708
I want to punch her in the face while fucking her. Smug looking bitch
>>682676799
Lol fag
