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ITT: Ruin a 1st. date with 5 words
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Do you like to clop?
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>>682661023
I'm a hardcore raging feminist
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I think I love you.
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>>682661023
I fuck cats on occasions
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>>682661023
Would you take my virginity
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Libertarian brony men's rights activist
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>>682661023
Jews did nine elev en
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>>682661285

/thread
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Get your fucking clothes off.
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>>682661023
i pooped my pants
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>>682661023
Bernie Sanders Should Be President
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>>682661023

i am a typical 4chaner
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>>682661023
hi i am a virgin
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>>682661139
I would literally just leave after hearing that
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I post frequently on /b/.
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I think niggers are okay
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>>682661023
Whos your favorite pony brony?
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I'm a computer science major.
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>>682661386
Whats sad is that i'm almost 23 and could actually ask a girl that.
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i vote for bernie sanders
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>>682661023
Want to see my basement?
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Who stole my fluttershy plush
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>>682661023
Black lives actually do matter
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I don't have any money
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Want to see my Katanas?
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I am level 2 supergenius
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>>682661713
thats 14 words
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>>682661776
>>682661814
>>682661495
Yup I would leave right away
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It was a false positive.
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"...I gotta change my diaper."
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I have HIV and Herpes
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>>682661023

How put on goblin mail
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>>682661832
Me too kid.
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can I habe pussy plis
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>>682661960
You can't you nigger
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>>682661880
Weldone anon you can count.
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I like chewing soiled tampons
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I collect katanas and fedora
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You know how to triforce?
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>>682662144
Kinky.
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>>682661023
Rape fantasy. Can you help?
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I don't have repeating digits
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>>682661023
Time for my first relationship.
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I'm a yo yo master
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>>682662252
At least check my dubs you ignorant fucker.
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You know I'm a Youtuber?
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Dat boi o shit waddup
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>>682662144
Op said ruining the date. Not giving me an erection.
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>>682662340
None for you rude ass.
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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>>682662369
This is better than rape.
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>>682661023
I think I love you
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I have a sick vape
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"Wanna see my knife collection?"
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>>682662350
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I'm hung like a gerbil
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9/11 was an inside job
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I am voting for Hillary.
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i dont have a dick
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>>682661023
let's fuck u stupid whore
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Will you peg my son?
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>>682661023
So, are you into scat?
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TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!
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>>682661023
What am i doing here
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>>682661023
Push in your chair, M'lady?
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You look like my mother
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>>682661023
Tell me what's dinner, mom?
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>>682661880
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children
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I post on 4chan.org
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I'm voting for Hilary Clinton
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>>682661023
I'm voting for bernie sanders.
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Make me a damn sandwich
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>>682661023
I love to fuck corpses
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Pokemon is my favorite anime
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>>682661023
I have strangled fifteen women
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Lets start a fur thread
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>>682661023
your cunt smells very strong
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You'd look much better headless
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Is that a Gucci handbag?
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I don't have any friends.
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I use poop as lubricant
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>>682661023
I watch My Little Pony.
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>>682661023
I make used tampon soup
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I have crippling social anxiety
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pussy eater 9000
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>>682661984
Great, that makes us two
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>>682661023
I am a 4chan user
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I start threads on 4chan
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Undertale is a great game.
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Wow, you're such a taurus
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U want to get aids?
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My mom will drive us.
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>I play Runescape a lot.
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>>682661023
does this smell like chloroform?
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i am infested with tapeworms
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My ex always ordered casserole
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does this smell like chloroform?
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>>682661023
What does the fox say
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>>682661023
I am a fur suiter
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does this smell like chloroform?
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>>682665379
wait what?
>>682665631
same post, 2 anons, it came with the same refresh :o i only posted one of these
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>>682661023
I'll fucking slit your throat.
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i am a /b/tard darling
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>>682661023
Hi
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>>682665802
newfag gtfo
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>>682661023
I support reparations for slaves.
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>>682665861
Faggot, he said ruin a first date, not repulse women everywhere.
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>>682665982
oh fuck i might got something wrong there
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>>682665936
faggot
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>>682661344
That pic is so ... so true
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Who is your favourite pony?
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I am voting for trump
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>>682661252
do you now?
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>>682664347
under-rated post.
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>>682662945
This
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Hi, My name is OP.
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>>682661023
"I identify as gender fluid."
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>>682664411
Edgy triple dubs checkd
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>>682666555
Nice trips
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It's hard not to cry
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>>682666555
Nice super trips ther m8
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>>682666555
Bro..../thread
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>>682666668
Off by 2 fag
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Do you want an abortion?
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>>682666555
double trips...The gods have spoken!!
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Hitler didn't do anything wrong
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>>682666555
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What's your favorite swans album?
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>>682666934
Ruin a date, not make her wet, nigger.
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>>682661023
You're such an ugly whore
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>>682666785
Fuck
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>>682666063
I am calling you a stupid newfag because that is one of the oldest phenomenons on the internet. It happens all the time and only newfags like you stop and go "wow look at that omg :o wow! does anyone else thing this is super cool??/? :o "

go fuck yourself with a cactus newfag
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>>682666998
This makes like 1 in 500,000 girls wet anon.
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>>682661023
I get aroused by tiles
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>>682661023
Im into loli and fur.
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>>682661023
"I love you, marry me"
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Im into the cuck fetish
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Who's your favourite youtuber?
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Mom - fuck I mean Linda
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>>682667126
/b/ already had one of those and that's enough.
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I create shitty 4chan threads
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>>682667116
You mad /b/ro?
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Have you seen my waifu?
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my AIDS is undetectable now
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Did you enjoy our date?
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>>682667380
/v/ ya cuckiddy poppins
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>>682661192

underrated
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I wish you were five
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