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This might sound like I'm an attention whore but I don't give a shit honestly. I want advice on how to become a popular female YouTube/Twitch gamer without having to act slutty or demean myself. I just started posting content 3wks ago and I have around 200 subscribers (on YouTube) but that's not enough for me to earn a good amount of money and be able to improve the quality of my videos. I have a job at the moment but I love the entertainment business and YouTube seems like the only way I can do what I love (play video games) and be able to make a sensible income. Advice or tips on what I can do to improve my viewership would be appreciated.
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tits or gtfo
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all posts under me fell for the bait
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gtfo /b/ and quit being a faggot
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>>682658508
Wow I've never heard that one before. Very original.
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i remember you
aren't you the girl that wanted cum tribute?
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>>682658806
No I'm the girl who was harassed by an old dude who wanted to post a cum tribute.
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>>682658272
channel link so we can all sub
thats a start
>then, make semi-original content that roughly follows other successful formats out there but with your own sense of originality
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>>682658561
What bait?
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>>682658996
Courtney?
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>>682659071
I was hesitant to posting my link because I don't want to get banned for self promo. I've already changed my IP address once for telling someone to kill themselves and I don't wanna get banned again. My name is just Jessica Cheyenne so just look that up and my channel should come up.
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>>682658996
if you wanted it so badly post a pic i do it
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>>682659140
No??? I'm Jessica Cheyenne. Is there actually other females who use 4Chan besides me?
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200 subs in 3 weeks damn it must be funny being a woman in the net

just keep doing what you're doing, the growth will pick up exponentially
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>>682659270
you have nice tits
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>>682659289
I'm good thanks for the offer though.
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>>682659387
What is that a lot? I thought that seemed shitty.
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>>682659406
I know.
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>>682659270
found it and subbed
if i linked it, it wouldn't be self promo
>tell me if you do not want me to and i wont; other wise im going to so u can get more subs
washing sum of ur vids now, they look cool and growing a channel takes time, effort and patience so dont worry too much
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WAIT WAIT YOU KNOW WHAT COULD BE SUPER ORIGINAL? LISTEN TO THIS FUCK IM A GENIUS
MAKE GAMEPLAYS ONLY SHOWING YOUR TITS AND BLURRING YOUR FACE THAT WILL BE A HIT AND TRIGGER SOME FEMINISTS
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>>682659548
nah thats quite a lot for 1 month

just keep doing what you're doing and next month it'll be +700, then +1500 etc

i think the fastest growing nigga was markiplier with about 80k subs after 8 months or something
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>>682658272
Here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9yOxat74Wg
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>>682659583
i didn't ask you
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>>682659686
If you don't mind that'd be awesome! And thanks, I just really need to make some money from YouTube so I can get a better headset because the mic on my Turtle Beach ones is absolute shit.
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Start with not fucking advertising on /b/ you dipshit.
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>>682659734
So basically I'll just be a second Sssniperwolf
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>>682658272
Rules are rules. Let's see dem tittays!
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>>682660039
second is better then a nobody so go for it
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>>682659270
I posted my blog on 4chan and my google adsense account was immediately banned. I think they don't like 4chan referers
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>>682660019
Actually it's working just fine but thanks for the suggestion.
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balance your audio properly

mix peaks to -6 db for your voice, background music to -12 or -18
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>>682659816
Thanks!
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>>682660019
why not?
trump did it and look at him almost being president and shit
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>>682659789
Yeah, if only I could grow that quickly lmao.
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your videos are seeming very promising however i think you should put some more effort into making them funny by adding jokes and isis edits or whatever the kids are doing
(lowkey im younger than you {probably} unless you're 18 as well)
also another pro tip:
get rid of the meme vlogger music
there are lots of amazing royalty free mucus out there but that guitar strumming shit has to go
otherwise i look forward to your next video and am watching a bunch now
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To be honest, OP, I don't think you're cute enough to be popular based on your looks. Try and stand out a little more. But good luck to you!
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>>682659686
Wow you're a fag. What's it like to never lose your virginity?
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first of all not make it about you being female.

you suck already op
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Why is every woman so obsessed with attention and popularity?
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>>682660142
OMG. Wtf?? Didn't Google get help from moot though?
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>>682660432
>having the gift of being a woman on the internet and NOT abusing it
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>>682658272
You make drama and react videos, quit youtube now. You're going nowhere
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>>682660405
That's because I don't wear makeup. I was thinking about wearing some in my videos but I'm too lazy to actually commit to something.
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OP didn't follow the rules, she told you she wasn't going to, and you losers played along anyway. Fucking cucks one and all.
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Act slutty or demean yourself
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>>682660639
How about you kill yourself cunt
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>>682660677
Thanks for the advice. I would've never known.
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>>682660413
>what's it like to never lose your virginity?
well that's a confusingly worded question cuz whilst i am a virgin, i haven't "never lost my virginity" yet cuz i still got thyme fam
>ill tell you when im a 90 year old virgin if this thread hasn't 404'd by then
-18 year old feg
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>>682658272
Make 'accidental' vag slips happen. You'll become popular then.
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>>682660727
I will if you do it first.
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>>682660677
dubs demand
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>>682658272
I disliked all your vids, you're welcome
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HOLY SHIT ITS A UGLY FAT NIGGER GIRL!!! ABANDON THREAD
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>>682658272
How about doing something good with your life? Naw, you just want to be a slut for gamers under the guise of playing games. People like you are fucking disgusting. How about get off your ass instead of making shit videos for the lowest common denominator. Cunt
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>>682659888
nice trips and kewl
heres her channel guys: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClk4-luD14NdTlnCQ5lDlzQ
go sub u degens. help this girl follow her dreams
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be slutty or be cute
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>>682659386
Probably not, that was just another attention whore I know with the same stupid aspirations, what is your channel about? I'm sure its just mostly you talking.
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>>682660860
Cool, at least I got views!
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>>682661019
I play video games.
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>>682660919
nice try mang
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>>682659386
LOL OMG IM SO RANDOM IM THE ONLY GURL THAT POSTS ON 4CHAINZ AND IM NOT SLUTTY JUST RANDOM LOLZ XF
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>>682661045
No money for it, I'm using adblock bitch
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You dont have to be slutty but at least try and be cute
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>>682661045
i liked all of them so two fags make a right
get negated niggr
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>>682661204
I still got views you dumb fuck.
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>>682658272
Oh boy oh boy, we got another DRAMA?!? channel, this time with a slut on the loose.
Tits or GTFO, you know the rules.
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>>682660967
Fuck you and fuck her channel. How can any of you say anything is quality there?
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>>682661277
YEP!?!?!
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>>682661426
its 1080 quality
thats hao famine
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>>682661426
Then why did you watch my videos? Obviously you had to watch more than one to state that none of my content is of quality.
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>>682661158
that filename
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>>682661158
Not a "try". Just an observation. Making YouTube or twitch videos is as cringe as it comes
>Omg you mean you're a girl who games and makes videos about it? Sounds like you came along way from when your dad molested you. Well you showed him, look how disappoint he is to learn all his hard work in raising and providing for you helped you become a cow and attention whore who wastes her life
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>>682658272
It's really unstable income, YouTube does everything to fuck small channels, adblockers, don't quit your job you fucking retard

Other than that, enjoy making the videos. Don't be in it for the money, it won't work and you'll lose motivation. Other than even that, smile while talking. You'll release more dopamine and feel more energetic. Everything you need to know. Now post tits
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>>682658272
Drama, reactions, old oversaturated-with-content-because-x-amount-of-big-youtubers-made-hundreds-of-videos-on-them-and-now-12-year-old-fags-want-to-become-youtube-famous games.
Nice tits tho
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what have you been doing for promotion so far?
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Was board so took a look at your vids on YouTube I gave them all a thumbs down

Your welcome Jessica
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>>682658272
Get some real job experience, you will thank me later
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>>682661897
Wow, you downing all my videos really hurt my feelings. I think I'm just gonna go cry now. Fucking idiot, you're still getting me views.
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>>682661897
You dont even know who you're talking to. She didn't put out any proof.
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>>682661790
>that green text was cringier than everything you called cringy
nice try mang
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>>682662026
Did you read what I posted? I have a job and I'm in school atm so spare money to buy more games would be nice.
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still waiting for that cum tribute guys
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>>682662222
CHEKT
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>>682662222
cum quats
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>>682662222
Do you have big tits? I don't see a average girl making anything off of twitch besides stalkers
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>>682662237
That's an old picture of me. I made that video along time ago. Most of my videos were switched from my old channel. The most recent ones are my drama videos. But can you not?
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>>682662101
You are all in for the money you slut
Attention whore you are, thats for sure
Video topics that are/were hot on the site like drama etc, "i dont get enough money", "still getting me views"
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>>682662222
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>>682662385
I'm a 32 double d but I always wear sports bras in my videos
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>>682662426
In the end I think you're gonna get rekt. You're fucking stupid.
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>>682662520
Do you have any pushup bras?
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>>682662560
And you're probably fat and ugly. I win.
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set up a paypal or patreon or gofundmydrughabbits
or whatever u kids are using
someone including me one day will donate
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>>682662643
No, I don't buy them because my boobs will literally pop out of them.
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>>682658272
HOLY SHIT WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE ARE YOU RETARDED?
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>>682658272
No one is preventing women from becoming YouTubers. There are many popular female YouTubers who get rich from the entertainment industry of YouTube. No one will hold you back, and odds are you'll rise through the ranks quicker than most men. If any of what I'm saying is true, than how come there aren't a lot of women at the top of the YouTube ranks?

Two words: Basic, and Bitches. Female YouTubers often fuck up right before they get to the top in three ways: Either they're too basic, they're too bitchy, or they're too basic bitchy.

Avoid talking about left wing and gender politics in general, while avoiding displaying right wing views. Many women hold themselves back from reaching a broader audience (which means more views and subscribers, which means more money and popularity) by taking in a political focus, even though probably 4/5 times it's completely unintentional. Some women display obvious right wing behaviors, so the left wing completely ditches them. Some women talk way too much about feminism or veganism or rights or whatever and basically only similarly minded people will follow them. Some women talk too much about promoting left wing values, and basically everyone who doesn't identify with the left avoids them. This isn't limitted to women; men tend to be even worse about it, however this is a trap most women find themselves in (actually, I can't name a single female YouTuber who hasn't).

Just had to get that aside.

Now, one thing you must do, is take a look at all of those YouTube accounts. Notice how they're all generic and the same. Look at gaming channels, and take notice on the fake hype, overreaction, and intros that would be good if not everyone did them. Look at talk shows, both popular and unpopular, and take note of when you get bored watching them.
Basically, don't do what they do. Base yourself off of others in an opposite of others kind of way. Be unique in a not wannabe unique way.
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>>682662738
Nice file name and I have both. They're in my description but the money I would get for them will go to buying BO3
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>>682662520
what colour are your nips
also how big are your areola's
tell me and u have 3 subs from my 3 accounts
pics and i make 20 accounts and sub to you on all of them
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Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65O07eCDae8
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>>682662807
That sounds perfect, proof?
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>>682662101
Do you have any idea how many views you need to make a buck on YouTube?
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>>682662911
They look like normal nipples... What does that even mean? Do nipples come in different colors?
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>>682659386
Women are on 4chan in the same way men are on tumblr.
It may be surprising, but they're generally all gender confused.
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patrons
$0
per videos
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>>682662196
Nice one
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>>682663029
Well now YouTube is paying creators off of watchtime so the more minutes a person views my videos, the more money I will get. They're not very specific on how much.
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>>682663101
>do nipples come in different colours
have u ever seen a naked body b4?
so innocent
now my interest is piqued
i want to defile you lowkey
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>>682658272
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClk4-luD14NdTlnCQ5lDlzQ
Link to her channel, let's raid her videos
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>>682663189
Yep. I just put my first video on YouTube 3wks ago.
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>>682663254
No. This is wrong. You're about a 100,000 viewers off from making even minimum wage.
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>>682663101
You have fucking down syndrome
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>>682663300
Yes I've seen a naked body before but I've never seen someone with any other colored nipples than pink.
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>>682663485
And you're probably ugly and fat.
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>>682663483
No I made $68 so far but that mainly came from my Leafy video
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This bitch is retarded. I doxxed her in 15 minutes. This is really sad. You need to stop posting here. I'm out of this faggot thread.
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shit now i really want to fuck you hard
you're a real tease aren't you
probably the type of girl to tear up as i slide my dick into your tight pussy but say "im okay, keep going"
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>>682663731
Wow, you really hurt my feelings.
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>>682663731
poast dox
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>>682663585
>>682662665
Yep, only insult you got?
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>>682658272
One of the more serious anons here, can you post a pic of you? No tits or any thing obscure or even posing, just legit a legit pic. Just curious. I legit want to help you out with this, even if you are just an attention whore or trap like I'm pretty sure you are. Want to see something that I helped out with take off. First I need to know what the fuck I'm actually dealing with here tho. I don't know if you look like a fucking thirteen year old or some fifty year old.
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>>682663959
I'm a lover not a fighter.
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>>682662237
another pic
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>>682664084
You seriously are fucking retarted
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>>682664050
I'm 19 and hold on I'll post a pic
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are these pink?
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Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
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>>682664279
Yup.
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>>682658272
>I want advice on how to become a popular female YouTube/Twitch gamer without having to act slutty or demean myself.

You want to appeal to mindless people without humoring their mindlessness.

Think about what you are asking. The entertainment business has many examples of success. To succceed, copy a model of success you feel comfortable with then add your own spin and pretend it's original. It's all about the money, and if it's not all about the money your time is wasted.

Wanting to appeal to a bunch of male neckbeards without humoring their diseased minds will be very, very difficult.
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>>682664050
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>>682664226
ass pic pls
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>>682664383
are you colour blind?
nips come in many shades between brown and pink
you're being racist
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>>682660766
God I hope you don't actually talk like that.
Go kill yourself.
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>>682664934
dont tempt me heheheheheh
>oh you...................
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>>682658272
>aspires to be another fucking tumour on youtube

Kill yourself
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now this thread is retarded
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>>682665396
That's thanks to all the fucking idiots who've swarmed it.
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>>682664721
Ran it through some image searchers and filters. It's legit.

If you ask not, you have not. Now learn to talk to a woman like a gentleman faggots.

Anywho, I wish you luck. For any actual input see >>682662888.
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>30 minutes of playing a retarded decade old flash game
Jesus fuck, OP you should go kill yourself as well.

Who are you fuckers and how did you get on my /b/
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>>682665613
You seriously image searched that? Why would I catfish on 4Chan, of all places?
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>>682665614
I will if you do first.
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>>682662888
Trips spoke, good advice bro. If OP is actually the real jessica, take notes.
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>>682658272
>makes a video about "Why I'm Supporting Donald Trump"
>Build a wall
>China has a wall

OP kys
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>>682665967
Do you guys need another picture to prove I'm legit or something? I don't understand why this is even questionable. I'm not huge on YouTube in anyway so why would I pretend to be me lol
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>>682665833
I don't think I, or anyone should need to answer that. Considering the fact that I am bothering to comment to this post proves that I am gullible to bait.
>inb4 this whole thread is bait.
She's legit nigga.

I subbed to your channel by the way. I want to see this thing take off.
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>>682666246
OMG. I can't believe people seriously took that video seriously. Obviously it's a fucking troll video.
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>>682666259
Just saying if you (OP) are still here, read that 888 trips post. Splod advice right there, lady.
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>>682660667
This. God damn SJW assholes ruined this place
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>>682666343
Thanks. And yeah, I've posted on 4Chan plenty of times before people just didn't know it was me or that I was a female. I got banned awhile back for posting too offensive of content.
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hey jessica
what is your favourite movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YABw-ksikLA
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>>682666640
Obviously Star Wars.
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>>682666259
I don't need a picture. I said it in a bad way, sorry OP. Sometimes my brain doesn't work so good. Just read 888 post, it's decent stuff. I think anyway. I subscribed, you seem cool with me. Hope you do well OP Jess
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>>682666509
I did and I will definitely take their advice.
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>>682666595
>posted on 4Chan plenty of times
>too offensive of content.
K I L L
Y O U R S E L F
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>>682666738
but which star wars?
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>>682666865
I posted it in the pol board I think so they banned me.
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>inb4 samefagging.
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Speak up in your video, yell, and fake laugh and smile!
just be loud
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>>682666924
Every movie besides TPM. Don't hate me but Hayden Christensen is hot as fuck.
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>>682667068
I'm taking their advice, no worries:)
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What's
her youtube
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>>682667259
Jessica Cheyenne
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>>682666997
>the pol board
K I L L
Y O U R S E L F
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reasons why alex is the best girl:
>likes classical music
>loves beethoven
>enjoys a bit of rape
need i say more?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeO4RF7eXBc
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>>682667151
Eh, I don't blame you. I do find myself looking up to him in terms of physical appeal, it's just his fucking movie lines that drive me up the fucking wall in a way that I want to kill him.
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>>682667068
Huh? Why did you take the time to go through and think I was the trips guy? Im confused
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>>682667151
i dont hate you
hes pretty hot
-a straight male
dont hate me
they are really good movies (most of them) but not masterpieces imo
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>>682667397
Okay?? Wtf does that have to do with me getting banned. I got banned, do you want to fucking see proof or something? I had to change my IP address so I could avoid the ban.
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>>682667515
I shouldn't day drink and do 4chan.org on my tablet lol
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>>682667515
Nah man you're cool, just saying that I'm not samefagging. I am the trips guy. Just clarifying beforehand that I'm not commenting on myself.
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>>682661700
I didnt watch any I saw fist picture and the titles and said fuck this
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>>682667464
That's because George Lucas isn't that good of a director. The I hate sand speech will always be my favorite movie lines of all time though. Absolute iconic garbage.
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this movie is a masterpiece
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>>682667647
I would let him force choke me any day of the fucking week as long as he's dressed up like Anakin from ROTS
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>>682667654
Reported for ban evasion you doofus
What did you post that got banned?
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Okay has female version of my name. Fine. She seems cool. Fine. I would like her personally. Fine. Then I watch this fucking video of you playing an easy ass quiz game I beat like ten years ago and you act like an idiot while doing it..... no love for the sapiosexuals anymore. no love.
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>>682667999
I was spamming hitler shit on every thread in pol
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>>682667664
Why the fuck are you trying to be me.
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>>682667980
what are you, gay?
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>>682668128
I'm a female
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>>682668128
This is OP retard
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>>682668093
>hitler in /pol/
>too offensive
K I L L
Y O U R S E L F
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>>682668303
Do you just not know how to fucking read? I was SPAMMING Hitler shit.
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>>682667744
I understood that as soon as I posted. Sometimes I'm an idiot, anon. Good advice you gave there.
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>>682658272
"Listen you stupid little slutty cunt, go get a real job. Don't be one of these retarded youtubers with no education and went from mooching off their parents to mooching off "viewers", ending all videos with;
"Don't forget to like this video and subscribe to watch more."
TRANSLATION:
"The more people subscribed and the number of like gets me more money... please don't make me get real job."
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>>682668474
Fuck off
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>>682668416
>I got banned awhile back for posting too offensive of content.
K I L L
Y O U R S E L F
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>>682668582
SPAMMING HITLER SHIT = Too offensive of content. FUCKING READ YOU DUMB ASS
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>>682668582
How bout you kill her? You really expect her to be able to? To be competent and have the balls? Man.... you make no sense.
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>>682668815
Ohhh I'm so scared.
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>>682658508
First post best post
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OP is retarded
OP is not a likable personality
OP tells lies about earnings
OP cannot possibly make living on YouTube
OP is a loser
This thread is cancer
You live here
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>>682658797
Shut up faggot.
It's tits or gtfo. If you don't like it gtfo.
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>>682668813
>SPAMMING HITLER SHIT = Too offensive of content
K I L L
Y O U R S E L F
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>>682669099
How have I lied about my earnings? As stated previously, I had a YouTube channel prior to the one I have now. You have no idea what I made from that account.
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>>682658508
>>682658561
Best posts were the first two.
Tits or GTFO
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>>682668981
Alright put your ego away. This is about him/her. Not your egotistical ass. Only other (you) you'll get from me. Like I said though, we'd be cool friends. If you weren't an attention whore...
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>>682669254
What are you gonna do about it?
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>>682658797
Tits or GTFO
It's the rules, cunt. Besides you'll only get popular on YouTube if you have big tits. Not even morons watch girls for their opinions and content; They watch purely for the tits.
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>>682669349
This isn't even a good roll bread.
Fucking cancer.
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>>682663112
underrated
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>>682669384
I'm actually not in my real life. I don't talk to anyone outside of my work contacts. I attention whore on the Internet if I feel like it.
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Kill yourself live on camera and then upload it to Youshube. I tried it and it gets a lot of attention.
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Btw op isn't this jessica bitch. Clearly this troll hates jessica and wants someone to fuck with her. No sane and rational person would come here and piss people off.
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>>682669493
I didn't ask that, dumb fuck, I asked what you were gonna do about it.
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>>682669417
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>>682669757
I'm Jessica, want proof?
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>>682669349
Okay how much did you make?
If you were making money you wouldn't have deleted it for this shitshow.
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I found your channel, are you even 16 yet?
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>>682669779
This thread is cringe worthy.
In a way I feel sorry for you.
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>>682669880
That was when I used to sing, I had a completely different account with my friend.
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>>682669831
Yes.
Tits or gtfo w/ timestamp.
It's fucking common knowledge you dumb cunt.
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i got nudes fom her facebook messenger roll trips and i post
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>>682669924
Are you being serious with this shit?
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>>682670120
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>>682670114
I've never sent nudes so go ahead.
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>>682670114
I found nudes of her grandmother from her Netscape account. Quints and I tell you to go fuck yourself.
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>>682658272
You make cancer content with a low budget, that's fucking disgusting, why would I sub to you? If you make cancer with good production value then normies will sub.
The key to youtube is to sell yourself, sell yourself to the normies and advertisements, plus you're a woman so you just have to make 11 years old get a boner and you'll have millions of views.

Do something good and original faggot, but if you wanma be popular, then just get money, get good stuff to record and edit, then sell yourself to the normies and autists.
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>>682658272
You hot OP
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Been here a long time. I've seen what happens when you post your identity and Don't piss people off. Let alone ignoring titsorgtfo and then deliberately insulting others. That's like walking into a biker bar with a sign on your back 'bikes r 4 bitches' or some shit. It's just plain stupid..........
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>>682670317
My grandmother is dead, are you talking about someone else?
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OP pls kill yourself

pls
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There are essentially four types of popular vidya figures. Analysts who know their shit, amusing shit talkers, people with pre-existing fame, and screaming clowns with audiences of literal children.

Any of these routes will be difficult for a titless woman. Especially if you're some unamusing nobody that doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about.
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>>682670507
Nope.
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>>682670001
Her other account....

Here's what you don't get. You come across here as one of aspie fucks we pick on. You direct is to your videos and they're awful. Then you act like no one here has any experience with YouTube and you proceed to make an ass out of yourself. Are you drunk?
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>>682670480
>been here a long time
Shit bait is shit
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>>682670826
Some people have been here a long time
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>>682670786
Obvious troll. Lurk more faggot.
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>>682670622
I'm being serious, my grandmother is dead and she's been dead since before I was born and my other grandma lives in Germany so you're not talking about me
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>>682670786
How did I assume no one had any experience with YouTube?
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>>682670983
Yes I am.
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>>682670286
hahahaaha ok
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>>682671059
by lying your ass off get rekt faggot
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>>682670826
Please be op so I can stop caring and giving advice. Trying to watch a movie here. Did kinda like you. Shit is fading fast. Hate having a penis sometimes... defending bitches that don't deserve defense just cause my dick told me to. Fuck this shit I'm cutting it off.
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Fuck it I subscribed
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This thread
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>>682658272
Horrible audio. Sort that for starters
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>>682668189
>>682668241
thatsthejoke.jpg
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>>682671539
Have you watched my newer videos? The sound quality has improved some.
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>>682671919
how old are you? 19?
wanna go out?
>im 18
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>>682671919
No it put me off any further viewing
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>>682658272
>specifies *female* gamer
>doesn't want to demean self

I don't have high hopes for you, pumpkin.
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>>682673167
I'm in a relationship love
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>>682673184
The sound quality has gotten better. I'm getting a new, significantly better mic soon as well.
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Skirt the edge of questionable, wear tight fitting tops but don't act flirtulious look at the chick from mythbusters
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>>682673592
im sure you are love
how about a feels thread boys?
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>>682673167
18? That means you're either newfagging or have been underage posting within relative recency. Prepare your anus for the ban hammer. That is, whenever it comes.
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>>682674046
I can't flirt to begin with so no worries on that one.
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OP do you play PS4? If so I'd make videos and shit with you.
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>>682674488
I was a fucking idiot and bought a Xbox One to play GTA with my boyfriend so no, I don't have a PS4 but I do have a PS3
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>>682674488
Do you play on PC at all?
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Where's the person who claimed to have my nudes?
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>>682673264
And to clarify, the problem isn't that you *are* female. The problem is that I can't wrap my head around why we would possibly need to know that if you've already ruled out "sex" from being part of the answer.

So either you actually find the sex negotiable, or you're viewing your gender as paramount to your interactions with other people in some way I don't understand. Either way, I don't expect you will A. succeed B. without resorting to sex appeal.
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>>682674656
>Xbox One

Yeah you are a fucking idiot m8.

>>682674810
I have Steam but I rarely get on since I don't have any friends that play PC.
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>>682674922
I'm not going to demean myself to being seen as a sex object for views. I have more class than that.
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>>682675160
What games do you have for PC?
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nice house poorfag OP
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>>682675291
That's not my famous dumbass.
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>>682675169
Glad to hear it. I just kinda think you might a better alternative before you finish making this work.
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>>682675487
house
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>>682675160
Add me!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/denny1241

I got a bad pc but looking for people to play with!
Everybody can add me! :D
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>>682675487
>>682675542
sorry had an old address
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llow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
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Just shut up and be a whore.
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>>682658272
clickbait you tits
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>>682674387
cant get banned for being 18 and on the site
any prior circumstances were not mentioned
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OP here
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>>682675761
Not my house either. You're bad at this.
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>>682658272
OP u sound naive as fuck
heres an reality check for you:
- no one gives a shit about what your videos are about or what you talk about
- you look like a 15 year old with big boobs
- 20 sick fucks with CP fetish will bookmark your video and watch it 10 times during their fap session = 200 views

maybe just evaluate why this should be something you want to do
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>>682676052
>- 20 sick fucks with CP fetish will bookmark your video and watch it 10 times during their fap session = 200 views
>talking from experience
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Jessica Cheyenne Queen

Ask for battletoads: 85zero 398 2178
Send pizzas: 2445 Duncan Dr, Niceville FL
Steal Identity: 08/20/1998
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>>682675169
>Begging and pandering for subscribers, views, and how to get attention on 4chan
>having class

If it wasn't for the fact that you look underage as fuck and all the posters here didn't want to see you naked this thread would have died a long time ago fucktard. You're sole reason for existing is being a fleshlight or fap material, that's literally it and based on your looks I'd say you even failed at that. Not only did I dislike all your videos, I flagged them for terrorism as well and may god have mercy on your soul you hideous whore.
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