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The fuck is wrong with my dick b?

Symptoms:
>shaved genital area two weeks ago
>sleep with girl
> few days later til now more and more bumps on my dick
>super fucking itchy

It's super fucking itchy. Genital area above is gone but now it's spreading to my shaft. Looks like it's pus or hardened/dry shit inside and it's not painful but a constant itch. Do I have Herpes or focillitius
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pop them op
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dude, just go see a doctor. no one's going to be able to diagnose you on 4chan.
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>>682657293
you have dirty nig dick OP
chop it off
save yourself from it spreading to the rest of your body

also enjoy your puss pimpled penis
i know women enjoy bumps and ridges but this is not the way you do it OP
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>>682657293

there just dick zits, you gotta take a safety pin and dig them fuckers out, it hurts, but with a proper technique it can be quite satisfying
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gential cysts.. literally just dick zits. Wash mate, you're fucking gross. Use clearasil or something that works.
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U hab nigger ayyds
Imma trinna speak yo lauguage nigga bc ur'e so niggered dat u cant undastand inglish


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HIT DAT BUTTON LIKE IF IT WAS MADE OF WATERMELON
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>>682657293
looks like you have a bad case of nigger
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Why the fuck is it green?
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>>682657293
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Have you tried turning it off then back on?
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>>682657293
ingrown hairs or scrotal cysts both very common. but got to doctor anyways, but he will tell you the same.
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>>682658855
double dubs dont lie, also pop them OP
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>>682657293
it looks like you've fucked (or been fucked by) so many niggers that you're starting to turn into one.
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Cancer visit a doctor to cut your dick off or it will spread
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>>682658603
I highly recommend this, OP. Works wonders.
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>>682657498
this and take pics or vid.
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Here is a close up . U sure it's not herpes
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>>682657839
Ya, why the nigger dick?
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>>682659977
u can even see it's a pimple. damn, niggers always be so dumb.
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>>682657293
These are little watermelons. Don't touch them for a month and they will grow up as mature watermelons. You can then harvest and eat them
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>>682661145
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>>682657293
Youve got HPV, goodluck takes two years to go away
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>>682661541
And dont pop them, will only generate more
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>>682657293
Squeeze one. If it leaks lymphocytes (white / yellowish puss) it's folliculitis. If it's completely fleshy, and maybe bleeds when squeezed, it's a wart. Looks more follicular is to me.

Dr. to Anon.
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>>682659162
Too many shitty bums

He needs to fuck faggots that wipe
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>>682657293
nigger aids
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>>682657293
Looks like you got the nigger, son.

No cure, time to start stealing everything in site, and raping white women.

Then make sure you complain about the man keeping you done because you can't follow the law.

Best case scenario, you die alone after a long pointless life where everyone hates you.
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medfag here. Folliculitis very likely.

Wash your balls with antibacterial soap and warm water. Don't shave or pick your ball hairs for two weeks.

If you develop other symptoms or if they get worse or dont go away in 2 weeks go see a doctor. You're probably fine.

Also. always use a condom and wash your balls normally, in general.
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>>682657293
Make sure to put your balls in a condom when you have sex

>>682658603
Also this.
Ignite your scrotum when soaked for a better antibacterial effect
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Dayum nigga. You nasty
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>>682657293
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molluscum_contagiosum
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>>682657293
Dayum nigga you nasty
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Suicide is the most sane opinion.
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>>682661481
they can eat that fruit. they don't give a damn if it touched the floor. they eat shit
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