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What is this? It hurts a lot and isn't herpes.
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>>682655085
its a pimple greasy-fingered neckbeard
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that's herpes.

>source: I also do
High five mate
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>>682655085
herpes
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That is 100% herp-a-derp
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>>682655085
If that hurts it's definetly herpes. Sorry bud.
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>>682655963
I have something that looks similar, and I've only gotten laid like 4 times. They are all over my balls and it sucks balls.
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/sebaceous-cysts/basics/definition/CON-20031599
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looks like cancer
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>>682656330
>like 4 times
you mean once?
also, see a doctor dumbass
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>>682656330
welcome to the world of STDs
slamming just one nasty whore is enough to fuck you for life
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I had sex with a questionable chick about a week ago. I don't have anything that looks like that, but my crotch slightly itches and it hurt to pee a little at the end yesterday. Think I got herps/a problem?
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>>682655085
could also be a staph infection, wear clean underwear, shower daily.
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>>682655085
If it didn't hurt/bother you i'd say it was mollescum. Either way get it checked
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>>682656950
Thats the clap brah
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>>682656950
Jeezus why do people come to /b/ for medical advice, everything ,no matter how benign, will be herpes or aids. We're like WebMD only instead of cancer, every symptom you have leads to your dick rotting off and you dying a lonely faggot.
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I had herpes like that, it showed 4 days after sex with gf who never had nothing. How did I get it then?
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>>682657314
In short... see a fucking doctor don't be a faggot.
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That's herpes. I also have it. I'm sorry mate. I didn't want to believe it either.
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>>682657314
cause it's a bitch to go get a test, and that's what every website source tells ya to do. With no visible symptoms, it seems more tempting to just wait a month or so before doin anything. Thought someone might've had a similar exp.
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>>682656802
No I mean literally 4 girls, 2 of them girlfriends. I have been to a doctor. The only option is to remove the pus sack, requiring a single stitch. But there is no guarantee they won't just come back, since they are caused by skin oil building up behind blocked hair follicles.
I'll do it if I meet a nice girl or become a richfag, I hate going under the knife especially on my balls.
>>682656864
Luckily it's not an std. Or unluckily? I have terrible bacne and acne as well.
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>>682657530
someone handled their dick before shaking your hand? they popped a herp blister on your toilet seat? someone bio-warfared you
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>>682655085
bacterial vaginosis
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could be dyshidrotic eczema.
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>>682657530
>>682657531
PS I didn't even go to a doctor it went away in about a month. It did itch and hurt a lot
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>>682657647
>it's a bitch to go get a test

You've never been tested, have you?
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>isn't herpes
>posts a picture of herpes

welcome to the club faggot, hope the escort was worth it
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>>682657647
It's not a bitch to get a test, it's easy as fuck. Don't be a faggot spreading your shit around. Time is a factor when it comes to treatment you dipshit. But I guess I can't expect you to think if yer too stupid to not wrap yer tool.
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>>682655085
it's your knee
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>>682657855
no shit, it takes like 3 seconds and the results come back almost immediately
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It's swamp nuts. Wear boxers.
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>>682656950
Chlamydia
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>>682657825
It went away because that's what herpes does, it goes away then comes back in flare ups for the rest of your life.
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>>682658186
i can live with that
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>>682658186
>tfw had one flair up and haven't gotten one for 4 years since

best strain ever, just admit ur jealous
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>>682658329
And you can spread it even when it's not present.
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I thought herpes sores were open blisters that's pop after a few days
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>>682657825
denial isnt doing you any good. it's herpes man. Take acylovir once a day and your problem is solved. take some solice in the fact that the first flare up is usually the worst youll ever have it
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>>682657530
Because herpes is inherently in the majority of the populace in the form of cold or canker sores, but when the bacteria of these sores comes in contact with the penis it can develop into genital herpes. So if she blew ya...
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>>682655085
It's herpes.
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>>682658922
nope just normal sex

It was last summer tho and it didn't come back. Couldn't get to a doctor because living in third world and also middle of farming season so i was just "meh it'll pass"
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>>682659274
Could've been heat rash then
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>>682658634
I actually went to a doctor and he said it doesn't look like herpes. Must be a shit tier doctor then, recommended me go to specialist. If its herpes im ok with it, I'm not in denial. I thought it was herpes until he told me it doesn't look like herpes.
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>>682657596 I actually went to a doctor and he said it doesn't look like herpes. Must be a shit tier doctor then, recommended me go to specialist. If its herpes im ok with it, I'm not in denial. I thought it was herpes until he told me it doesn't look like herpes.
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>>682659429
Could have, it was a hot summer and you sweat a lot working in the fields. Again, I didn't go to a doctor.
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>>682657875
Doctor said it wasn't herpes, if it is, well hes a shittier doctor. I figured it was from the start, but hey, were all family now ;D
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