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>be me
>be 9 years old, but recently exposed to porn
>none of my classmates understand yet except a few other guys and one girl who was ugly that sex was a thing
>anyways
>have 12 year old sister who is super popular in middle school
>blonde girl
>we shower together frequently
cont..?
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>>682654628
I'm interested
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>>682654628
Prob troll or fake but sure...
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go on then
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kys
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>>682654628
continue OP
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>>682654628
go on...
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>>682654628
ofc. keep it flowing
>wincest thread go
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cont pls
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>>682654845
>>682654877
>we had a pool in our backyard
>we used to swim in it for fun all the time and we would sunbathe aftwerwards
>she would want me to rub lotion on her back
>she untied her top
>imfeelingsomething.rar
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yes, go on
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>>682655203
go on
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>>682655203
FUCKING FAGGOT JUST POST THE WHOLE STORY
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>682655203
>our parents were divorced so nobody really payed any attention
>we were always there for eachother
>one night, it was raining really hard, a big thunderstorm
>she came into my room while i was "asleep" and tiptoed over to my bed
>she pulled the covers up and cuddled up around me
>i felt her arm move and grab my hand
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come on op
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>>682655524
wheres the fun in that?
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Limp penis in hand, waiting
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>>682656574
man I am a MASSIVE faggot NEET that can't get LAID so I go to /b/ like a PATHETIC SACK OF SHIT and be CREEPY towards women and girls. I AM SUB HUMAN FILTH that should DIE by eating nothing but literally DOG SHIT until my heart gives out and my fat, pestilent body twitches on the floor with CUM dripping from every orifice because I'm just so GAY and STUPID. What an intelligent PERSON I am to be spending all my time ONLINE talking to OTHER LOSERS and posting SHITTY LOL MEMES like a twisted fucked up mental REJECT. My life is AWESOME my parents must be SO PROUD.
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>>682656392
Fake, nobody is that stupid. Not even feminists. Anyways, continue op.
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Continue caguendiĆ³s!
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>>682655920
>she wrapped my arm around her waist, but really low, i was a few inches away from her pussy
>she was so warm
>insert boner
>she didn't move the rest of the night
>the next morning we acted like nothing had happened
>she went to school, and I went to school
>we both get home, it's pretty warm outside
>our mom isn't home
>we realize that we have the house to ourselves
>"anon, come with me. lets go to the pool."
>but she didn't take me to the pool, she took me to her bedroom
>she told me "anon I'm gunna change for the pool, dont look okay?"
>i should mention her closet had no doors, just beads that you could easily see through
>i cover my eyes but peek through because i wanted to see
>she is looking right at me with a smile
>she took her top off
>"anon, do you
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>>682656770
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>12 year old
>middle school
fuck off
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>she held my hand and moved it to my penis
>i then got a boner
>AND ALL OF A SUDDEN SPIDERMAN BURST THROUGH THE WALL GOT ON THE FLOOR AND DID THE DINOSAUR

(not op)
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>>682657109
middle school is 6-8th grade, are you kidding me?
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>>682657109
You want ants? This is how we get them.
And twelve is middle school. Are you really this autistic?
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>>682657098
DO YOU WHAT ANON
FUYCK
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>>682656818
twas just a bump, mein negro.
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Op is too slow
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>>682657098
sorry, I didn't see the last line was unfinished
>"anon, do you know why girls do that?"
>I just shake my head
>"its because they want something from a boy. well that's what mom told me."
>i told her shes stupid for believing that
>"well anon, what do you think I want from you?"
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DO YOU WHAT
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>Country roads
>Take me home
>To a place
>I belong
>West Virgina
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dem trips
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>>682657888
Check'd
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>>682657197
>Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
>Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

>Open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>Open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>Open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>Open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
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op is slow
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>>682657888
Bro you take way too long to post. Also check'd
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>>682657888
hurry up
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>>682657888
>she gets out of the closet
>she takes off her underwear
>"anon, do you know a lot about sex?"
>my face was red hot and I was full panic mode
>i told her i just watched playboy videos
>"anon, have you ever jacked off?"
>i had no idea what that was
>"its when you or someone else grabs your dick and rubs it, its supposed to feel really good"
>this entire time she has been slowly walking towards me
>"anon, are you interested in girls yet?"
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>>682658351
sorry dude im high as shit
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>>682658601
k. you are excused
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>>682656770
That is some very strange capitalization, anon.
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fuck you OP too slow I'm out
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>>682658560
continue
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penis cock ball ass aka bump
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>>682658560
>i told her i was but i didn't want a girlfriend i just wanted to see one naked
>"well what do you think of me anon?"
>i told her she was really cute
>"anon, remember last night when your dick was rubbing on me?"
>no shit i remember that its all I've been thinking about
>she leans her head up to my neck
>"anon do you want to give me a hickey?"
>wat.jpg
>she has to explain to me how to give her a hickey
>i start kissing her neck and sucking it
>when out of nowhere she grabs my dick
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Keeping thread alive - bump.
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Bumb
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bumperoni jabroni
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>>682659357
K
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>>682659357
dammit you take too long to post.
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Well
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>>682659357
That fake feeling.
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op ur keepin us waitin here
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>>682659357
This story is too good to be true
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>>682659357
>"anon can i jack you off? i've never done it before and im curious, and im closer with you than i am with anybody else"
>I obviously say yes
>she starts stroking back and forth really slowly
>her hands are so warm
>we were really getting into it and i grabbed her tits, however small they were they were there
>she moaned in the cutest way
>thats when we heard the garage door opening
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>>682659654
What's the difference if it's fake or not? It's just a story
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We're waiting OP
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>>682659847
I swear it happened. I can't prove it but it did. that was years ago though.
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Next time OP, type all this shit out in a document, then copy and paste it in segments
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pls
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>>682659860
I swear if this has any dinosaurs in...
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>>682659939
>few years ago

OP is 12 confirmed
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>>682660115
making it up along the way?
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>>682654628
>cont?
No.
Because instead of posting the story you're being an attention seeking faggot.
If youre going to post a story post it.
Don't be a cunt.
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>>682660301
Agreed
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Op type faster don't keep it to yourself
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>>682660505
Op is posting in 5min segments
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>>682659860
>our mom came home
>we had enough prep time to get dressed and pretend like nothing was happening, we weren't stupid
>two weeks passed
>things faded back to normal
>no looks, no smiles, no hints
>I was getting extremely sexually frustrated for the first time ever
>one night after going in the pool
>we're showering together
>i smile at her and grabbed her pussy and started rubbing it
>or I would've if she hadn't slapped my hand away
>"anon what the hell you can't just do that that's never okay"
>tell her that its just because she makes me feel hot on the inside
>i really didn't understand puberty
>she calms down
>"anon its okay. i'm sorry for being distant recently its just weird for some reason."
>"brothers and sisters aren't supposed to do that stuff anon"
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>>682660301
OP is fag confirmed
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>>682660740
Agree
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>>682660785
Afree
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Op in pic
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>>682660883
toffee
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>>682660274
>few years ago
>doesn't say "few" anywhere
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>>682660629
>another two years passes
>we are growing up a lot more
>she has really solid B cup tits and a nice tight ass
>weve both had relationships and grown apart a bit
>we go to a summer camp with our Mom
>we have our own cabin
hey man im really high im trying. normally i wouldnt even be posting this stuff its like one of my biggest secrets
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this faggot taking an hour to tell one story
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>>682661135

your virginity is safe
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>>682661135
ah shit ok
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>>682661135
alright then jesus
we fucked in the cabin for five minutes and instantly stopped when we realized what we were doing. we talked about it later on and ended up laughing about it because we were stupid kids
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>>682660629
FFS, i have an exam tomorrow and i'm here reading some 40 yrolds GOT fanfiction.
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>>682661557
I'm 24. but okay. and it happened.
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HURRY UP OP
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i have a semi - i need moar
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What happened to the 5 min intervalls?
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>>682661557
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>>682661135
>2 years later, you're 11
>relationshipS
kek
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hi diddly ho neighbor
i see you didnt diddly type up the greentext before you posted
what a shame
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>>682662261
This
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>>682661557
M8 u got the english?
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Fucking faggot I'm trying jerk off just FUCKING POST IT FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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This better be worth it op
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>>682662261
i think it would make them 13 because in >>682661135
It says
>another 2 years passes
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>>682661525
>alright then jesus
>we fucked in the cabin for five minutes and instantly stopped when we realized what we were doing. we talked about it later on and ended up laughing about it because we were stupid kids

Damn op would you really do that? Not finish the story? You monster!
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>>682661525
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>>682661135
>we also share with our cousin but he's a heavy sleeper
>there are three beds, our cousin is in between us
>it's the first night and I can hear her breathing
>crawl out of bed and walk over to hers
>it's hard to make out in the dark but she's looking back at me
>before I can say anything she tells me she has to go first
>probably meant the toilet, so I let her go (it's in another building on the hill)
>she doesn't return that night

>next morning, ask mom where she is
>mom asks "who?"
>turns out I don't have a sister, but I swear I did and that she was hot
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>>682660629
>get out of shower
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
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fuck you
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>>682663338
bravo op.. you fucking faggot
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>>682663338
lmao, great ending
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>>682663338
That isn't me.
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>>682663338
fuuuck you OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGa2cqS_EE
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>>682663828
Then hurry the fuck up you autistic prick
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>>682660629
12 year olds don't talk like this faggot
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>>682663828
This isn't me either
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>>682664413
still not me
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>ITT
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>>682663828
>>682664413
OP here, I'm not even high. Just made this thread to fuck with you.
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>>682664592
Thats not me either... Sorry my mom AND sister just got home. give me 5 more minutes and ill finish my story guys.
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>>682663338
M. Night Shyamalan ending right there
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>>682664592
OP Here, this also isn't me. Sorry for not pretyping it I should have it done in about a minute.
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>>682664592
OP here. This is me.
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What the fuck is this thread?
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>>682664931
Nigga just DO IT!!!
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Fuck this
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>>682664931
Haha, yeah, because it takes like 20 minutes to write 5-6 lines of text.
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>>682664592
>>682664809
>>682664931
>>682665039
Okay can we sto pthis please? Just finishing typing but it's hard with my sister suckng me off at the same time
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>>682665191
>kek
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>>682665191
OP here. I type about one letter per minute, because I'm lying.
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>>682665191
OP here this is me again.
Sister found the thread and now dad is beating me will be at least 10 mins
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>>682665039
OP here, that's not you
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>>682665191
Omg guys im sorry had to help carry in groceries. So now to get the ending and the video we took im gonna need QUADS. roll faggots
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>>682665829
OP here. OP there.
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>>682665984
OP here, rolling
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>>682665769
bitch ass nigga, dad can't be baiting u cuz ur parents are divorced, u dumb piece of shit
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>>682666023
op everywhere

>also check deez
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>>682666068
check 'em
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>>682665984
ROLL YOU FAGGOTS ROLL
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>>682666023
OP here. Lemme just drop this nigger cock
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>>682666095
so is your definition of divorced meaning my dad is dead? op here btw
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>>682666023
Seriously though, I'm OP
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quads soon
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>>682666282
Seriously stop... im op
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Roll
Check em
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>>682666393
I broke the dam.
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OP here now
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>>682666393
would the real OP please stand up? OP here rollin for quads
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check 'em
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Roll, because why the hell not
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>>682666393
Now seriously... im op
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CHECK EEEM'
also Op here
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op here
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>>682666586
OP here.. sure thing tough guy. Rollin for that video!!!!!!!!!
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did we really miss quads?
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Niggers.
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>>682657197
Hottest twist yet :^)
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OP here

>my sister starts wanking me
>oshitwaddup.jpg
>where the fuck's the real OP?
>"anon, just fuck me"
>and i spilled my spaghetti
>weed
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Op here
Roll
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>>682666882
Came instantly
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What if someone actually gets quads though?
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>>682666976

Thats not happening
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>>682666882
came buckets thanks op. OP here rollin
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>>682666976
All hope for quads is lost
Also op here
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>>682666976
then we all get to see a superhot video and a great ending to a great story. op here
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Keep this alive for quads /b/ros
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4444 there get on with iy
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>>682667433
Quad dream is real
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>>682656818

it's obviously a joke dum dum
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>>682667541
he sounded legit.
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op here this is my sister.
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Check these quads FAGGOTS. You're welcome. Op here
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>>682657974
kek
also bonus points for a god-tier artist
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>>682667796
too bad hes a dead faggot
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quads come to me
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Lol checkum
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>>682668555
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>>682668555
one off
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>>682668642
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>>682668555
Trips counts right?
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Wow this thread really turned into a shitshow
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>>682668777
Fucking trips man
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>>682668777
BY GOD YES
TRIP-CEPTION
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>>682666882
I am currently ejaculating Niagara Falls. Thank you OP, for a wondrous fap.
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>>682668746
gottem?
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>>682668940
N31N
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>>682668940
No.
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>>682668871
>>682668940
>23 seconds in between
wat
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>>682661557
good luck lad
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>>682668866
OP here, you're welcome.
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>>682669044
wat wat
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>>682669108
OP not here, but I don't think you're OP
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>>682664188
Have you spoken to a 12 year old that not a sped?
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>>682669108
OP here, thanks again OP.
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>>682669758
op here and wow i thought this thread would of died but you losers are hard at work for those elusive quads... keep it up!
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>>682669989
So close
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OP probably isnt here anymore, OP here
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OP here quad git
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>>682669989
FUCK OP, YOU FUCKED UP AGAIN
-OP
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Quad
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QUAD GITTT
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>>682671988
So close but DUBS
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step aside fags
quads get
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>>682666882
fucking top kek
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trips says im OP
>check em
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>>682674184
Check these faggot
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Man FTS
Get son
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Rollin Rollin Rollin yeah
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Someone is bound to roll quads for a proper ending and vid
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roooollllinng
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Quadz
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Check'm niggers
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5555 somebody
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top kek thread, better than most ylyls
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ROLL, end it, interested af
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>>682675775
ROLL
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>>682675888
Got a trip, atleast now end it op u fag
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Super saiyan quads
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>>682657197
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rolll
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Rolling for 6666
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Rolling for 6666 YYEAH
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SO CLOSE
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ASSIST
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Abandoning thread. Quads unachievable. Bye guys
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FUCK
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CUNT
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Nice try FBI.
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Megalo-fucko-duper-quads GO!!!!
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>>682662794

Still..

>13
>Relationships

Pick one
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>>682677577
so close
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Aaaghagaghagagagagaghggghggg
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>>682654628
>none of my classmates understand yet except a few other guys and one girl who was ugly that sex was a thing
what a fucking sentence that was
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If this thread gets quads I'd be so happy.
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>>682666882
>weed
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>>682678107
>none of my classmates understand yet
none of OP's classmates understood something
>except a few other guys and one girl who was ugly
only a few guys and some fugly bitch are the exception to the previous statement
>knew what sex was
knew what it meant to shove a dick into a vag and make feel-goods
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