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i'm losing my virginity this weekend to a semi attractive girl. she doesn't know I'm a virgin and I don't plan on telling her. how can I fuck her and have it not be a cringe worthy experience? I always hear sex for the first time is horrible.
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Jack off before seeing her, this will reduce your premature ejaculation liklihood.

I would tell her, she would feel honored.
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>>682653757
do girls really think like that? i always figured being a virgin meant you were less attractive or somehow defective
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tell her - i told a girl i was a virgin when she was wanking me off so she let me fuck her no strings attached
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>>682653531
Don't worry OP. She will stand you up so there is no need to worry.
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>>682654083
Dude, always have a tactical wank before a slag.
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>>682653531
clean your dick and anus properly. use special penis soap, not the regular fuck, it will dry your shit out
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>>682654083
No way dude, as long as your not older then 25 she will feel honored.
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>>682654640
this is actually decent advice
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i actually lied to a friend of mine because she said she always wanted to fuck a virgin. stuck it in her ass too
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>>682653531

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MWi7MPQBKQ
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>>682653531
She probably won't care if you're a virgin. If she's pretty experienced, then she'll be able to tell if you're a virgin so you might as well tell her yourself if this is the case.
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>>682653531
just make sure you put the balls in too man, that's for experienced dudes only, asserts dominance, and she will love the added girth.
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>>682655910
duly noted
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Is pic related?
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>>682656132
it's diora baird
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There's a 90% chance you won't get hard. You'll be nervous so either do your best to relax or take a gas station boner pill
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>>682657548
I'm pretty much hard all the time. My sex drive is crazy so I don't think that will be an issue. I'll probably be high though which should help nerves
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>>682653531
Be confident about it, it's all in the confidence, if you make it look like you know what you're doing and she will assume you know what you're doing
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>>682658799
Women, especially those that attracted to whom they're with, respond positively to that? I'd like to play that out in my life more than once and soon.
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>>682659264
-that are attracted
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>>682654083
definately tell her if you're under 25
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>>682654865
Penis soap? Elaborate, Anon.
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>>682653531
Do your best. Take your time. Don't get too excited. Don't tell her till after. That's what I did years ago. And it worked great.
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>>682659264
Bump. Please respond, anyone.
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>>682653531
Just don't do anyting crazy and put effort into making her feel good too. Don't say anything weird. Just be nice, kind, and a little confident. She wouldn't be having sex with you if she didn't want you.
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limp dicks are never fun
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>>682653531
Be calm. When I lost mine I was nervous as fuck and lasted like 2 minutes. A pre-fap is good too. Or get drunk.
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>>682653531
Just tell her. Being a virgin isn't that big of a deal. Girls don't view virginity as a bad thing, and she may be one herself.
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>>682656006
don't listen to that stupid shit
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>>682653531
a lot of girls think a guy nutting fast is extremely flattering.

Just stay hard and fuck her again.
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just tell her ffs, she wont care and youll take so much pressure off yourself
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Even when it's bad...sex is still good
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>>682653757
I agree jack off a day beforw it works!
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>>682653531
Take time to kiss her and stuff. Play with her CLIT and BOOBS it will excite her alot! DONT RUSH THINGS!
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What happens if you have sex for the first time but you never fapped in your life? Do you almost die from orgasm or something?
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Fucking feminazy .... You don't see the dick in the web?
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>>682663016
kill yourself
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My first time I couldn't get hard. Jacking off isn't a good idea in some cases, also I was very nervous because of reasons
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>>682663016
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>telling a woman you're a virgin

>http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-to-me-i-ended-up-in-bed-with-a-27-year-old-virgin
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>>682653531
Pic of the girl and also ur ages?
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>>682653531
Tell her that you are a virgir because otherwise it will will be horrible sex because you don't know wtf you are doing and she will think that you are shit in bed and you lose.
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>>682653757
I fapped before meeting a chick and I seriously just could not get full hard, she was sucking my dick for a long time and ended up just going limp when inside lol
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