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found this on my Dad's phone. What now?
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Confront him and ask if you can suck his dick.
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>>682650514

He just got back from Maui. I guess his business trip was something different
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>>682650514
call him a faggot
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>>682650514
tell him he's gotta get you pussy or you'll tell your mum
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What makes you fags so sure that's a dude?
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>>682650514
Tell him not to save thumbnails
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>>682651062
in all honest it never occured to me that it might be a dude
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Have you fapped to it yet OP?
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>>682651062
>Not knowing porn
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mock all you like

my mom would probably be devastated if she were to see this
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>>682650514
Don't worry about it. Thats just stock Iphone wallpaper.
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Your dad owes you an E350 and a new wardrobe. Enjoy leveraging him to the hilt while your mom is probably sucking cock while you're a school.
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>>682651570

I like my Dad. I don't want to make him unhappy. But I'm not sure what to do about this.
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>>682652431
I do not understand. You find that picture, but the man who goes in it is your dad or any image?
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>>682652654
it's my dad eating some guy's ass

I don't even know who the guy is
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>>682650514
This pasta again?
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>>682652968
I'm sure you say that in every thread when someone needs advice
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>>682653063
I would have advised to confront him but i've seen this before :v
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>>682652831
sometimes it is better to keep secrets.
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>>682653310

I still haven't decided what to do. I didn't get much advice before. Just "suck his dick" or whatever
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>>682650514
1. post higher res
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>>682653702
this is the pic that was on it
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>>682650514
who took the picture?
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Your dad probably goes on here if he's a 40 year old ass eating faggot


So if it was the truth you probably wouldn't post this on here anyways.


Fuck you OP, and fuck your dad too. (Your real dad)
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>>682654033
obviously someone there at the time

how should I know? He was in Maui on a "business" trip
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>>682654263
what are you talking about?

that doesn't make logical sense
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bro code.

Take it to your grave.

You will have everlasting trust from your father.
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>>682654400
he doesn't know I found it
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>>682650514
Your dad has good taste in boys
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>>682651239
>Have you fapped to it yet OP?
no, but to be honest it does turn me on a little
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>>682654836
apparently
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>>682650514
fap fap and pic?
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>>682655943
I was thinking of a bit more
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>>682656835
>I was thinking of a bit more
Whatever, go and share photos.
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>>682657080
???
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>>682654263
>Your dad probably goes on here if he's a 40 year old ass eating faggot

fucking kek
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>>682650514
Looks a bit professional. How do we know OP isn't lying
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>>682658626

I guess the businessman in Maui has a good camera.
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>>682658626
>>682659156

OP shows your pussy to believe with timestamp.
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>>682650514
I found two buttplugs and several dildos/vibrators in my parents room along with a collection of about 20 pornos (bought not theirs).

Don't even care.
Everybody fucks.
except you.
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>>682659229
that makes no sense

I found that pic a few days ago and I'm not the one in it. It's my dad and some unknown "businessman"
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>>682659229
wat
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>>682659479

we were taught to stay virgins until marriage

my pastor would be disappointed and so would my mum
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>>682659884
She'd robably more upset that her husband is an ass eating homo.
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>>682660215
probably*
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>>682652831
Nigga your dad gay
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>>682660215
she is very forgiving

she takes Jesus very seriously
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>>682652431
Look, if this isn't all some stupid scheme to get attention then I feel badly for you, seeing as though you're probably 16. Ask him to hang out or something and confront him about it. Even though that's very likely not your mother, the man deserves a chance to explain himself. I guess now is as good a time as any to learn that people will disappoint you 100% of the time, so don't place too much trust in them. Good luck and let us know how it goes I guess.
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>>682660631
she's my mum because we look a lot alike
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>>682660751
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>>682660751
No you little fuck, the person your dad is rimming
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>>682650514
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>>682660854
that's a man

not my mum
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>>682650514
Just ask him about it. Be polite and understanding. Then tell him he has good taste.

If this is a b8 thread, fuck you homo
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>>682661512
>Then tell him he has good taste.
that would make me sound gay
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>>682661512
>f this is a b8 thread
it's not but looking at it makes me wonder how that feels

I wouldn't want my wife, when I get married, to do that to me, though
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XXX teens

http://lemmadot.ru/
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>>682661667
Then tell him I said it, punkass. Just talk to him and ask for the truth.
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>>682662186
Why would her divorce her if you knew? Just ask him for the truth. Ask him about his feelings and will he ever tell your mom.

That means you're curious, like all other humans. How old are you?
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>>682662509
>Why would her divorce her if you knew?
I guess sometimes people stay together for their kids

but he might be bi... probably is

>>682662509
>That means you're curious, like all other humans.
it makes me feel weird to think about it. a guy isn't supposed to fantasize about his dad doing something like that. but the pic makes me hard when I look at it
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>>682662854
I don't understand your first response, so I'll move on.

>it makes me feel weird to think about it. a guy isn't supposed to fantasize about his dad doing something like that. but the pic makes me hard when I look at it

Then stop looking at your dad eating ass and watching regular gay porn like the rest of us. You're just bi-curious dude.
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If dubs suck his dick
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>>682650514
congrats to him!
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>>682650514
RANDY ORTON RKO EATOUT
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>>682650514
Is that your dads face?
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>>682650514
The fag apple doesn't fall far from the fag tree faggot.
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>>682650514
Take a lesson son
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>>682664590
sauce?
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