I'll post whatever as long as it's not about raping or killing.
Let's try to score some n00dez
Got a few more girls
"Sassy kinky, 420 is a must. I don't like being bored"
Tie me to the bed. The tighter the better. Peg me with a 10" strap-on. I'll cum because it feels so good, punish me for cumming by peeing on my face and leave me there for hours all while having your way with me.
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
"I enjoy the thrill of getting to know new lovers- swipe right if there is sparks
I got one more girl for you guys
Love dancing, cooking, drinking, 42,0 new friends and lovers
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
I meme'd in her ass only to realise she wasn't a virgin, because the next thing I knew, I was creaming it into a washing machine spinning fast enough to tear a whole in space-time, fast enough to leta' rippa' in that thick clump of magnetised flesh. By the time it was over a black hole materialised in the anal cavity I left behind. Not only did it suck all the bloody shit out of her anus, but it sucked me in too. All I see was the swollen red flesh of her ass, caused by the hypervelocity spanks I dished out as she called me "Onii-chan" and the friction of my supersonic flesh rod, creating violent lightning storms within her anus. With a fleet swift my stoic pole slammed into her ass, rupturing every blood vessel of in the immediate area, the force sent a shock wave that moved all the way to her stomach causing her to gag up the most gruesome shit I've ever seen in my life, cabbages, fuckin cabbages, goddamn cabbages that she ate for dinner. Jesus christ Margret, why the fuck did it have to be cabbages. The last thing I ever saw was the revolting sight of cabbages. As I was vacuumed into her anus by the extraordinary gravitational forces, the cabbages rose from the carpet and mocked me as my flesh staff elongated with the rest of my body, my last words being "Expand dong my loli slut.". All that was left behind was a primordial soup of cabbages and the decaying semen of my senior body.
done and now we wait
If anyone wants to take over the thread and post their own tinder girls go for it.
If anyone of these girls respond I'll be sure to post it