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I'll post whatever as long as it's not about raping or killing.

Let's try to score some n00dez
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Post some cp faggot
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Can i fuck your face?
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lets finger each other's asshole
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I'm gonna rape and kill you
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put your finger in my asshole
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>>682650265
reroll
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>>682650220
roll
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>>682650256
Seems legit
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>>682649423
You look like your pussy smells like vinegar, lucky for you I have a fetish for vinegar
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>>682650265
rolling
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How young do you like them?
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brb riding my dildo till i cum
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>>682650507
reroll
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>>682650256
eyy
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I'll give you something to smile about, my penis
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pls cuck me
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Do you have a feminine penis
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Someone stole my toilet seat
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>>682650220
rerolling
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Your profile pic looks like shit
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>>682650739
Roll
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>>682650960
reroll for this lol
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>>682650960
Rolling for this kek
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>>682650507
roll
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>>682650960
Can't send pictures on tinder
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im into pegging, what about you?
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>>682650960
roll
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Tie me down to my bed, tight, baby. Fuck me hard, hard, HARD up the ass with your feminine penis. Make me your slave, your cumslut, your prisoner. Do it, baby. Do it.
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>>682650220
rawl
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>>682651207
Roll
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>>682651181
roll
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>>682651207
Rolling
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My Xbox won't turn on do you know how to fix it?
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>>682651162
shiiiiiiiiiit man get her number and then text it to her
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>>682651181
rolling
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>>682651207
Rollin aain
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>>682649423
Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?
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next station, anal devastation
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>>682651207
4349ll
Let's turn this shit into a Copypasta for these kinds of threads.
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>>682651854
roll
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Hey baby I wrote a song for you
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>>682651207
Reroll
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>>682651755
winrar
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O shit waddup
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>>682649423
I will rape and kill you.
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>>682651207
llorer
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>>682652055
Wasted dubs
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>>682651207
Roooooooooooooollllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg
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>>682652055
winrar #2
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>>682651755
Did it

Got a few more girls
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>>682652158
Learn the meme faggot then maybe you'd understand.
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"Sassy kinky, 420 is a must. I don't like being bored"
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>>682651207

reroll
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>>682652472
Tie me to the bed. The tighter the better. Peg me with a 10" strap-on. I'll cum because it feels so good, punish me for cumming by peeing on my face and leave me there for hours all while having your way with me.
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>>682652472
FYI, you're my new cumslut
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>>682652738
rölling
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>>682652472
How do you put on goblin mail?
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>>682652738
roll
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I have a cock and a knife by the time this conversation is over one of them is gonna be inside you, you choose.
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>>682652738
rerolllllllllllll
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>>682652472
"Yo, wanna fight?"
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>>682652816
lol

reroll
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>>682652738
rooooll
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Navy seal creepy pasta
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"alright, here's the deal. By the end of the night I will have my cock either in your cunt or in my little nieces ass. You decide."
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>>682652786
roll
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>>682652273
millhouse
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I could act like a black person for you and ditch you after impregnating you if you are into blacks and want to role play

Also checkum
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>>682653065
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JUST
LIKE UNIBLAAAABAH
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>>682653202
But I'm already black
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I'm a cuck
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>>682652738
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>>682653278
Fucking look it up, Navy seal creepy pasta
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>>682652738
roll
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>>682652738
Roll
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>>682653436
>creepy pasta
Kys
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>>682653436
copypasta?
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Hey you look like an attractive guy
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>>682653436
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
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>>682653436
>creepy pasta
KEK
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Do you like fagget cheese in your burger
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>>682653965
Roll
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>>682650960
This with pic
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>>682653436
>creepy pasta
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M'lady *tips fedora*
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Hungry?
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>>682653683
>>682653784
>>682653920
Fucking kek
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>>682654055
Winrar
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>>682654055
I swear you faggots can't read
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Hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>682654073
ROLL
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>>682652472
Lets engage in coitus
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>>682654427
>>682654427
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>>682652816
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>>682652816
roll
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>>682653965
Roll
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>>682652472
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEE
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>>682654670
rrr
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>>682654670
ooo
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>>682654670
lll
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>>682654073
roll
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>>682652738
ching ching
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>>682651854
reroll
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>>682654900
rar
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>>682651207
Roll
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>>682651207
Reorll
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>>682654900
winrar
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>>682652786
Fucking kek roll
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>>682654900
I can dig it
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"I enjoy the thrill of getting to know new lovers- swipe right if there is sparks
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>>682655865
Walk in front of a train
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>>682655865
you into electrocution play too?
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>>682655865
>>682652786
Reroll
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>>682656162
Rollerino
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>>682651207
>>682655865
Roll
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>>682651207
>>682655865
Roll
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>>682654073
>>682655865
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>>682655865
Fapping rite now
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>>682655865
"I'd hold the fuck out of your hand"
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>>682655865
Hitler did nothing wrong wan sum fuk?
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>>682652273
Lame.
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>>682656827
new approach, ok lets roll
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>>682656911
Winrar
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Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
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>>682656827
rolly for nexty
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>>682656911
Winrar
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>>682655865
look its my sister :D
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>>682656911
Got it

I got one more girl for you guys
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I am ted cruz
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Wanna see my dick? Or should I punch myself repeatedly in the balls until I start bleeding?
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Love dancing, cooking, drinking, 42,0 new friends and lovers
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>>682653436
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>>682657655
>>682651181
Roll
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>>682657655
lets get on point
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>>682657655
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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>>682655609
Better
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>>682657655
Do you love dicks with maggots
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>>682656911
gtfo reddit
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>>682657655
I meme'd in her ass only to realise she wasn't a virgin, because the next thing I knew, I was creaming it into a washing machine spinning fast enough to tear a whole in space-time, fast enough to leta' rippa' in that thick clump of magnetised flesh. By the time it was over a black hole materialised in the anal cavity I left behind. Not only did it suck all the bloody shit out of her anus, but it sucked me in too. All I see was the swollen red flesh of her ass, caused by the hypervelocity spanks I dished out as she called me "Onii-chan" and the friction of my supersonic flesh rod, creating violent lightning storms within her anus. With a fleet swift my stoic pole slammed into her ass, rupturing every blood vessel of in the immediate area, the force sent a shock wave that moved all the way to her stomach causing her to gag up the most gruesome shit I've ever seen in my life, cabbages, fuckin cabbages, goddamn cabbages that she ate for dinner. Jesus christ Margret, why the fuck did it have to be cabbages. The last thing I ever saw was the revolting sight of cabbages. As I was vacuumed into her anus by the extraordinary gravitational forces, the cabbages rose from the carpet and mocked me as my flesh staff elongated with the rest of my body, my last words being "Expand dong my loli slut.". All that was left behind was a primordial soup of cabbages and the decaying semen of my senior body.
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>>682657655
Reroll
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>>682658198
why?
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>>682657655
You look like a girl I saw on bangbros.
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>>682658488
Winna
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>>682654073
>>682657655
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>>682658577
Double winrar
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>>682658488
>>682658577
Check'd
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Send n00ds.
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>>682658488
done and now we wait

If anyone wants to take over the thread and post their own tinder girls go for it.
If anyone of these girls respond I'll be sure to post it
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>>682659569
Bump
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Sadness will come if none of them answers
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>>682659680
It's tinder, it usually happens
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Hello beautiful specimen. Do you want to touch the fedora
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