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I was just text this a while ago. I'm not a teacher. Not even close. I need a proper response. Help me out faggots.
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Only a drug test at 2pm
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Say you're not the teacher, be nice
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Say yes its on everything we have covered
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>>682649020

>this
>>682649307
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Say you wanna fuck all the students hard
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>>682649400
Win
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>>682649400
If you'd want to potentially end a career, then do it.
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Hello, yes there is a major test tomorrow. Good luck!
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>>682649400
I don't want to get arrested. But thanks anyways.
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tell them school is closed. will spread to all other parents and no kids will be at school. Ms pierce will get fired and become a "webcam model" who is addicted to heroin.
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say you will organise a penis inspection day and you need the children to be clean kek
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>>682649591
How would you get arrested fag
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>>682649591
dumbfuck, its not even his phone number, why would the actual teacher lose his job because of a random retard sending a text to the wrong number
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say you were gonna do a test but because they all misbehaved, you're gonna flunk em all
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>>682649020

I told you not to mention my tests! Anyway I only managed to jerk Johnny off, he still won't finger my anus though unlike Timmy
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>>682649627
>talking like penis inspection day isn't a real thing
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>>682650030
im guessing you were molested as a child
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>>682649020
>allahu ackbar
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>>682650211
dubs confirmed
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>>682649591
Don't be a faggot. /b/ has gone to shit already. It can't take anouther blow like this. Man up and send that text. If not why ask in the first place?
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Yes they have a big math exam tomorrow
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>>682650030
kek
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>>682650101
I'm guessing you're new here
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>>682649653
Sexual harassment maybe...
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>>682649627
You must have been on /r9k/?
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>>682650576
For sending a text to a random number that text you 1st...... I don't think so.
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>>682650761
nigger
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>>682650761
Nigger
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>>682649591
>>682649653
>>682649400
wtf OP, come on man, your hesitance makes me feel like this is a real post, but why would you come here if you weren't willing to pump the gas a little?
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>>682649020
>I was just text
>not a teacher
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>>682650576
that's not harassment...
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>>682650030

They inspected my penis when I was in 4th grade, that doctor whipped my pants down and open so quickly I was not offended but impressed
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>>682650101
newfag
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>>682650576
If you only send 1 message its not harassment, they texted you first
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dude dude
start off with "excuse me who is this?"

then we'll take it from there
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>>682650761
>>682650761
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>YAAS
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>>682649020
Dont you dare text me again with this goddamn question, I told your child whats happening and thats that, now fuck off cuck
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Yes a push-up test, 4 mile run test, sit up test, and pull up test. If your child cannot complete all the following with outstanding results they will be shot
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>>682649400
this
>>682649627
this
or at fucking least
>>682651191

OP is a fucking coward
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Update.
No reply back yet.
Think I may have over done it.
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>>682651551
>over done it.
fuck you OP, this could have been fun
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>>682651551
gee, ya think?
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>>682651350
Agreed. Or OP is scaredy faglord pusspop
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>>682651551
>Overdone it
Youre a bitch ass niggerfaggot OP
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Saying how much you wanna fuck all the students would have been way better faggot
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This is now a fail thread.
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>>682651551
What if it's an elementary school?
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>>682649020
no they don't but the boys do have penis inspection day tomorrow
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>>682651551
drug test

kek
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>>682651971
If thats a kek then you are a fucking newfag
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>>682651761
Its a fucking disappointment is what it is
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This sucks dick #makebgreatagain
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>>682652134
This whole thread is a dissapointment
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Just want to add, what a worthles cunt you are OP. I would say KYS but I think it would be a more fitting punishment for you to live out the rest of your pathetic life.
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Fuck this OP, I'm out.
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whew another thread ruined by OP, when will he learn?
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>>682651971
hahaha yeah drugs test. ROFL XD
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>>682652190
Agreed this had so much potential
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>>682651932
Abort thread. Let's move out guys OP is dissapoint
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>>682652043
in an elementary school, i know i am easy to entertain
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>>682652369
Newfag, im fucking out of this shit
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bump for response
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>>682651551
>not using the Navy seal pasta

Nigger are you retarded? That would have been perfect.
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>>682652614
You can GTFO too!
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Bump for possible reply.
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>>682651551
What a niggerkikewop
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>>682649591
Why even make a thread like this if you're not planning on doing anything remotely interesting?

This is why the shit that made /b/ a "notorious" website in the media is dead. Now its just anonymous reddit.
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>>682649020
This is now an official "OP is a faggot" thread.
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>>682651551
Would've been a possibility for revive if not for
>entire district

Wild mom fled!
OP fainted!
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>>682652733
checked>>682652588
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>>682649020
"No. I just want to get to know your kids a little bit better. I think we have a connection. Have they mentioned anything to you"
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>>682651551
Fucking nig nog
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>>682653466
>>682653422
>>682652733
>>682652588
>>682650211
>>682649444
>>682649400
All these dubs suggest OP sucking cock.
Coincidence?
I think not.
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>>682649379
>>682649307
wtf
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>>682653758
There goes a career.
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>>682651551
post the number OP
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Is texting your teacher a thing nowadays?
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>>682651551
i dont think its over-done
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Tie me down to my bed, tight, baby. Fuck me hard, hard, HARD up the ass with your feminine penis. Make me your slave, your cumslut, your prisoner. Do it, baby. Do it.
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>>682654339
Yeah dumbass
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>>682651551
Post the number
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>>682651551
Penis inspection day is on monday, this is required as well for all boys.
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>>682655028
THIS KEK
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Since I already failed I figured why not...
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>>682655028
rolling
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>>682655079
And this...
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>>682655145
Then this...
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>>682654339
I don't know, yea the world has gone full faggot.
My teacher once rang my mum and said he was giveing me after school detention.
She said...
If he misses that bus you bring him home.
And no she never once gave a toss about tests.
I honestly don't know why the world is so fucked up now-a-days.
But I do know that 20 years ago was a simpler time and I wish I lived in that time more.
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>>682655224
This...
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>>682654505
K
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>>682655373
Just let it all out
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>>682655373
Jeez, could've been great but you had to be one of the cuntiest cunts of all the autistics retards on earth
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>>682655956
Thank you.
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>>682655373
A little too much... Especially since hes not even replying.
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If I knew OP's address I'd spit in his face.
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OP here, fuck you all. I'm going back to work.
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>>682656228
Hope you get run over on your way.
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>>682656197
316 Germontown Rd. Minden, La faggot.
Fite me irl.
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>>682656371
No I take that back. I hope you get run over on your way home. You should suffer the day at work, then when you think you're on your way home to enjoy posting your cancer on 4chan.... BAM!!!! A truck rams your skull through your ass hole.
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>>682655373
so dead thread? k bye
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>>682657074
Fuck off amerifag, I'm a britbong and you sir are definetly not worth a 14 hour flight. Just saying.
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>>682657504
What a puss, just like all you britcucks.
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>>682657794
We don't give a fuck anymore. Get over it! 1800's we'd have been there swords drawn. The world just isn't as intresting when you know everything init.
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▲▲ i just cant
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>>682658343
Then stop trying.
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>>682658343
Then GTFO off /b/
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I can triforce faggots

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>>682659663
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH FAG
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>>682659663
wow bro!!
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>just
>while ago
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>>682649020
OP, i'm curious. Why did you fuck this entire thread/opportunity by not taking the only good suggestions? You were handed win and you turned it down.
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>>682660755
Dubs asked a legitemetly good question. Speak for your actions OP.
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