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>first time I've baked a bread
>I don't have the copypasta
>who even reads these
Frantastic
>>682648056
i will be dead in 1 to 4 months
>>682647670
I got to bed late, friend wanted to do some coop in DS3. So now I have 3 hours to eat, touch self, go to gym, and shower before I have to go pick up the bf from work.
Best mage claimed~
I have mood swings so intense google would say I am pregnant.
>>682648056
I read it...
>>682647886
Yay anxiety! Irrationality is fun, or something.
Can't be helped, oh well.
>>682648254
Ah, crowded schedule then. Lol.
All sounds pretty fun though.
>>682648236
Bummer. Are you sure?
>Shizuru get!
Wafu!
>>682648209
Cyber-punk will never die! Even if it should
>>682648342
Huh, shit
>>682648466
Do you also read the terms and conditions on software?
>>682648528
Yay! Atleast counseling helped a lot
>>682648209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUc3nJHFmxY
Heyyy my niggas!
Im on my mobile but im just passing by!
Wanted to say hello and love you all~
Take care see ya later
Best Ass waifuu claimed
Yuuki claimed
>>682648691
>Do you also read the terms and conditions on software?
I don't live forever.
>>682648342
Who's to say you aren't?
>>682648866
Science.
>>682648342
P-Pregnant!
>>682648236
Why?
>>682649024
Science is a lying whore.
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
Nice thread.
ayy lmao
>>682648216
Gotcha.
>>682649275
How can shitposts be real if dank memes aren't real?
>>682649304
It is, because you're here.
>>682649101
You jealous?
>>682649304
Oh hey Galko! Feeling better?
>>682649401
Mugi!
Im in need of a sandwich
stop fucking marking these retarded threads as animu
>>682649456
oh shit waddup
>>682649448
Hey, you could've just asked if you wanted a hug.
>>682649304
How are you doing Galko?
>>682649448
Now I feel special.
>>682649456
Hi Fran. I'm alright.
>>682649680
Better.
>>682649475
Ahh man. We were thinking about making another, but now that you said something, i guess we have to stop.
>/s
>>682648691
Oh that's good. Glad it helped you.
>>682649836
you misread my post, you fucking troglodyte
>>682649474
Sandwiches are against the RURUS!
>>682649573
How did "dat boi" get started anyway?
>>682649765
What happened between you and Stocking? I'm really confused
>>682649836
So does the handfull of pills I take...
Remember kids, drugs solve everything!
>>682649988
?
>>682648528
>>682649247
i wasnt feeling well for the past few months so i went to the doctors
its cancer
i dont have any money for treatments and there is noone who can help me now
>>682649680
K-kyouko? I thought you just wanted a hug... where are you taking me?
>>682649765
You definately are. And poplar.
>>682650097
i have no clue but its a way better meme than damn daniel
>>682650119
What type of cancer?
Also, what country are you in?
>>682649448
N-no
>posting on 4chan when you have cancer
nigger what are you doing
go live your life before you die
Dio-sama...
>>682650242
Most memes are shit though
>>682650119
Man i want cancer too
>>682650097
It's a little complicated.
>All you need to know is that everything's okay now
>>682650166
Thank you.
>>682650751
Hey Dio
>>682650119
Oh shit
>>682650831
As long as everything is ok!
Is everything actually OK?
>>682650097
Ahh yeah i guess that'd probably do it too. Lol
>>682650119
Major bummer. Well i hope this is one of those times the doctors got their estimate or test results wrong. That sucks bad though.
>>682650001
I did. Apologies or something. I skim over things i deem useless.
>>682650166
>where are you taking me?
To the fun dungeon :^)
>>682650751
Dio.
How goes it?
>>682650772
>memes
>shit
thats the point
>>682650986
>>682651293
Hey, I'm reading the skeleton gangrape expansionpack right now.
>>682650986
Yeah, it's all good now.
>I promise
>>682651371
Mugi.
Hey guys what's going on in this thre-
Oh:(
>>682651539
Galko.
>>682651292
>drug induced rattles
>>682651371
>cancerous rattles
>>682651517
>rapey rattles
>>682651539
>Hopeful rattles
>>682648056
kagami claimed in a doctor thread, hello everybody
The Moonstar is here?
>>682651730
whats with the rattles
>>682650455
angiosarcoma
>>682650591
there is nothing more for me
you are the only ones that know about this
mostly because i dont have anyone else to talk with
il be going now. i still need to tink about some things
>>682651749
Guess whos feetsies this is?
>>682651669
Why are your filenames different?
>>682651730
>refuses to rattle
>
>>682651933
shinoa's he-....oh wait she isn't....
>here take a burger
>>682652011
>
>>682651754
Yes.
>>682651917
i guess
>>682652036
>>682651590
Wat u ghey or somthin kiddo?
>>682651749
Has my plan cone to fruition?
>>682651861
I'm a skeleton, same with hand, Tomo, and Shizuru
>>682652017
Please rattle
>>682651293
Are you going to show me the potential of your chains there?
>>682652017
i have a temporary workaround for the laptop screen problem
>>682652085
Hello, Moonstar. What brings you to this place?
>>682652093
Yeh
>>682652088
t-that's right....get distracted by the burger!!
>>682652141
are you gonna take limbs from everyone here and make a cronenburg monster???
>kek
>>682652075
>
How was your briefs?~
Also, Moonstar, I got two tiny little millipedes. They're so cute!
>>682652141
>im a skeleton
im a skeleton too nigga :^)
>>682652224
what are you fucking gay? :^)
>>682652223
I came in to bitch about people's marking it as animu
I banned the tard anyways but still wanted to bitch
>>682652317
Send snapchats of them,
>>682652288
>>682652295
......explosive!!!
>just kidding they we're so terrible
>>682651590
>Welcoming rattles
>>682652288
Who leaked it! Now I need to try something else
>>682652224
Figured, faggot
<3
>>682652390
Any other skeletons here?
>>682651917
Well, that sucks. Anything you want to do?
>>682652141
You're really going to have to nail down for me just how many arms Fran has. Seems to change every picture or two.
>Rattle rattle
>>682652390
Yeah.
>>682652532
Reading Franken Fran.
sachi claim
>>682652635
>>682652501
d-do i have something on my face??? what is it?
>>682652532
sorry!!!! i uh... you can always flash everyone's memory here!
>rattling intensifies
>>682652505
Kek, can't wait to get those boring briefs too~
>>682652532
idk
im only 120 lmao
>>682652635
youve been popping in here less and less
why? are you just busy? ;(
>>682652141
But I'm not a skeleton.
>>682652191
This is good.
I'm going to take a nap.
Bye everyone.
>>682652154
If that's what you want to see, sure.
>>682651917
That... really fucking sucks.
>>682652822
See you later Galko~
>>682652408
This is animu, Moonstar. They're the new breed. When we migrated to that god awful site we left a void, these people showed up to fill it.
>>682652454
Done.
Rory claimed
Best girl claimed
OEWW unite!
Moonstar, why isn't Freklze in the other other thread? He was asking what I wanted to get as my next pet and I said I wasn't sure, now I've got two millipedes and I want to talk to him about them.
>>682652758
for firefighter stuff??
>>682652625
Between 6 and 2, some are detachable. That's why she is such a good surgeon. Though she can replace any part of her body if she needs.
>>682652635
Good! It's a great series!
>>682652731
All that work, may as well do the plan anyway
>>682652818
How tall?
>>682652822
Have a nice nap!
I never said you were
>>682653138
Nope~ Army stronk stuff!
>They really don't want me to go military kek
>Whenever I work, they make me do 50+push-ups
>>682652880
Not animu.
Nice.
>>682653406
ohhhh that's right!! canadian army right???
>>682653352
5'10"
>too fucking short
>>682653514
or maybe im stupid....my memory is so terrible....
>kagami
wait Luke is here now too?
what the fuck?
Skeletons are great, if it wasn't for Dio's existence I would be claiming skeletons as my waifu.
>>682653514
Yup~
>>682653617
I have a shitty memory too
>>682653502
This is animu, you think we were the first animu fags? No, we were just one incarnation of it, this is another. Our group has died, Moonstar, it's time to move on.
They're cuties.
>>682653557
nah mang im 5"12 and you still got growing ahead of you
>>682653753
Never.
>>682653742
yes!!! im glad i had it right, i remember talking to you about it, and how useless my knowledge would be for that kek
>canadian army's prolly tougher too
>>682653557
Well you are like 15, right? I was about the same size then, weight and all. Now I'm 6' 1" and 150 lb
>>682653718
So, I'm your backup waifu?
God damn it Barry, you said they gave up.
>>682652664
Good morning(?) Sachii. How're you?
>>682652994
Hello Asuka
>OEWW
>>682653352
I see i see.
That explains it i suppose.
>>682654015
I would never have a backup waifu as Dio is the only one I shall ever claim.
>>682653921
You want to stay in that prison of banality and mediocrity where the exact same conversation is happening 24/7/365? We moved to a place that allows self moderation, we ruined what we did have and I've had enough of it. I rarely even lurk anymore.
Whats a waifu? Is it like a cartoon girl? I really like sandy from spongebob lol XD
>>682653718
im 130 dio, definitely skele status
>does that mean im your waifu kek
>>682648056
I could've baked
Wanna hear a story
>>682653845
idk bro
i grew like 7 inches during my growth spurt like 4 years ago and since ive grown only 3 inches. i dont think ive grown an inch in the past year and a half
>>682654015
how do you gain weight jesus christ
its impossible for me to gain weight
>>682653943
>canadian army's prolly tougher too
You think so? I always thought the canadian army was weak. The stronger they have ever been was like in WWII
>>682652818
No it's because I'm a huge faggot and everyone hate me. Also fuck off I said the same thing to you the other day.
>>682654101
i'm only here for a little bit. i've got work in a bit. (today work consists of going to a party with rich old white people and getting trashed and networking.)
>>682654292
Sure, go ahead.
>>682654335
>forgot pic
>>682654262
>mfw I'm shorter and heavier than you
>>682654352
what ok fuck you too then that was out of nowhere but alright
>>682654320
Also Ive been playing vidya and have a job.
>>682654377
Huh. Sounds like it'd be interesting at least. Trashed rich people do some odd things, from my experience.
>>682654262
I know for a fact that I am skele status, so I'd rather fuck myself than you.
>>682654320
you will!! i think guys stop growing fully at 24, don't quote me on that though
>>682654561
What are you talking about? I'm guessing this isn't Mugi. Also I wasn't being entirely seriousm
>>682654645
ouch my non existent self image.....kek
>>682654636
holy fuck yes they do lol. its going to be a good time with amazing wine.
>>682654832
It's not about unexistent self image, it's about it being easier to fuck myself than to fuck some loli loving scum
I'm pretty flexible you know
>>682654720
dude i have no clue what youre talking about "i siad the same thing to you the other day"
>>682654679
alright
>>682654101
When you're a mad scientist's creation turned mad scientist...
And when it comes to fucked up biology, her older sister, Gavril, wins. Her body is sectioned apart and held together with stem cells. She can morph her body by thinking about it. She is on the left.
Veronica, the younger sister and middle in the picture, is also strange. She can see in ultraviolet and infrared, senses and reflexes much better than human, weapons hidden throughout her body, and a deadly toxin produced in retractable needles in her finger tips
Sorry for gushing
>>682654142
Aw
>>682654292
I like stories!
>>682654320
Work at a Chinese restaurant
>>682654352
Don't leave!
>>682654645
Im close to skele, 5'11" and just over 100 pounds. Need to put on weight.
>>682655042
You dongus. I meant about you pooping in less.
>>682654101
yeah good morning
im ok but tired how are you?
>tired rattles
>>682655156
>is not 6ft or more
>>682655156
that's definitely skele status lol, i got 20 pounds more, and im a bit of a stringbean\
>kagami
>>682655156
>close
nigga that IS skele
>>682655156
Nigga that is super skele
>>682655139
i see
>>682655256
ooohhh that ok i remember that my b
>You dongus.
no u
>>682655156
Post ribs nao
>>682654494
>be me
>be 12
>at school
>talking to my friend
>shes's weird but cute
>friend tony told me to be quiet
>tell him to drink bleach
>mishears me
>You're the beach
>no faggot i said bleach
>nigger tells me to STFU
>be quite cuck
>short mexican kid tells both of us to shut the fuck up
>why dont you?
>fight me then
>Sorry i don't hit little people
>oohhsheeit.jpeg
>im gonna slap the acne off of your face
>if you can reach my face, kiddo
>shotsfired.png
>>682655658
as you wish!
>>682655139
All good. Interesting stuff.
Both of those sound fairly terrifying. Lol
>>682655333
I'm pretty good. Also a touch on the tired side. Also slightly bummed that the counting hasn't had a reason to start yet. Seemed like it'd be amusing. Lol
>>682654957
Sounds good. Have fun!
>I'm going to go take a shower, BBS
>Shizuru
>>682655598
So anyway
Waddup.
>>682655805
>>682655832
i'm off to bathe as well ttyl!
>>682655363
Eh, Im tall enough to be average.
>>682655484
So difficult to put on weight, despite working at restaurants for half my life
>>682655568
I count it as not skele because I cant see my ribs. I have just the smallest amount of fat, good weight distribution.
>>682655658
Just for you. Have to leave for work.
>>682655156
You're more of a skeleton than I am! I think Auschwitz survivors had more fat than you!
>>682655598
That's how I gained 15 pounds this year
>>682655832
When Gavril was on a small island, the what annoyed her most when they nuked it was the 100 mile swim to shore.
Also, read Franken Fran. It is actually a comedy, I swear!
>>682656082
>no waist to speak of
>>682656082
Not tall enough for the master race tho
>>682656082
God I feel fat as shit compared to you and I'm only 140
>>682656082
Sick nips. No way you're 5'11" and 105 though
>>682655864
nothing much
just my usual daily "im want to die" feel
so literally nothing new
>>682656449
Just beforw leaving
170cms and 58 kilos. You do the conversion.
>>682656455
Same. I'll cheer you up Mugs. You like cringe?
>>682656082
Broo don't worry about yourself!
You look fine and that's all that matter
I'm only 137.. rip
>>682656559
What conversion am français
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv8eTLehvvI&ab_channel=FlangaJanga
So sorry Mug.
>>682656656
i found a video for both of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M32Yhc55HM
i love these memes
I feel like a fatlord compared to you skeles, I weight 170lb for 6'10
>Megumin
>>682657199
U wot
>>682657313
I wot
>>682655740
Just a school back-and-forth? Intriguing.
>>682657199
Okay Gregor Clegane, p sure you're in the wrong universe bud
actually that's too light for Gregor. But the height is about right though
>Barry
>>682656992
I like these Mugi.
>tomoconspiracy
>>682657199
atleast you aren't a fatlord, 340lbs at 6'3'' lurking IN SHAME AND SELF LOATHING
>>682657199
>6'10"
>170lbs
>fat
what
>>682656923
dear god i used to actively hunt down shitty nirvana covers i remember this
>>682657199
5'10, typo kek
>>682657199
6'10"! Jesus you're tall!
Fran
>>682657600
Okay that makes a lot more sense. 5'7" and somewhere between 135-140 here, and I feel like a disgusting slug monster. Currently trying to shape up before summer fully hits.
>Barry
Who's bakin
>>682657632
>>682657514
>>682657481
>>682657492
>>682657481
I meant 5'10, sorry kek
>>682657802
New bread
