I am a Christian, and cannot stand atheists. All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves and you cling to parroted Dawkins arguments whenever you're challenged. I have converted several of my atheist friends to Christianity and it's always the same, they always see the truth in the end.
Debate me. You will lose.
cool story /b/ro, post it again
>cannot stand atheists
>converted several of my atheist friends
Are you even trying brah?
man I am a MASSIVE faggot NEET that can't get LAID so I go to /b/ like a PATHETIC SACK OF SHIT and be CREEPY towards women and girls. I AM SUB HUMAN FILTH that should DIE by eating nothing but literally DOG SHIT until my heart gives out and my fat, pestilent body twitches on the floor with CUM dripping from every orifice because I'm just so GAY and STUPID. What an intelligent PERSON I am to be spending all my time ONLINE talking to OTHER LOSERS and posting SHITTY LOL MEMES like a twisted fucked up mental REJECT. My life is AWESOME my parents must be SO PROUD.
I have bad unternet connection, have average intelligence at best, am easy to convince, used to go to church regulary and am bored enough to eat the bait out of curiousity. Try to convince me.
Because I don't believe a bunch of Bronze Age fairy tales written by primitive sheep herders who thought every animal in the world lived in walking distance of Noah's house, including the penguins and polar bears. Think about it and let it sink in. Take all the time you need. If you can't answer, saying the invisible sky wizard did it doesn't work. Chex mix
How's has your day been? Good? Bad? What crayon drawing did you do today Op?
One time when I was 8, I was camping with my mom, and I shat my pants. It was incredibly embarrassing. I'm in constant fear of accidentally shitting myself without knowing about it, and everyone seeing a brown stain on my pants and laughing at me.
I, and thousands of others like me, like to fuck myself with a dragon dildo on the daily.
This is proof that no god could exists.
Thank you for your time, you can mail me my awards or give them to my assistant, good night.
Nice troll. There's no way you can be that stupid that you call atheists sheep but are a devout Christian. Why are Dawkins arguments bad, they are logical unlike the majority of shit in the bible.
> All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves
I was married to a Christian woman and I can say with confidence that the Christian community are scum bags there worse than the cancers of b they just hide behind there none existing god
Don't know why but this made me kek
Please tell me more about your dead jew god while I give my daily thanks to Satan, have orgies with both genders and everyone in between, and successfully convince priests to either kill themselves or blow me. Given their history with young men, they choose the latter.
"Duurggh, if we cummed from monkeys den why are dere still monkeyz!!?"
Jk,I ain't falling for your bait, mate.
At this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony god's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence.
Too bad you'll never understand logic, science and atheism, because you're delusional.
-Gregory McFedora, moderator of /r/atheism
This thread over and over and over and over and over and over again.
bitch you are nothing when compared to lord gaben
All of these arguments are based on Pascal's wager. If you believe than you have nothing to lose you win out in the end but if you're wrong you had nothing to lose in the first place. If you think atheists are just a bunch of amorale "sinners" you just broke a few of God's Commandments. In particular love thy neighbor and the one about removing the log from your own eye before removing the splinter in your friends. Peace
With knowledge as my artillery
I am quite the opponent
What do you care? You secretly believe in God and hell, don't you?
I'm a Christian myself, and I absolutely hate when other Christians do this. Honestly I don't give a crap if you believe or not; it's your own decision. Obvously I want you to believe, but I don't go forcing it on people. But when we go saying "durrr atheists r stuped, y dunt u beeleev in God durr" it makes us all seem like we're angry retards. I can tell you that the majority of the Christian society is not that bad, it's just that the stupid ones are louder. Sort of the same thing with The U.S.; we're not all stupid, it's just the stupid ones that are louder.
Agnostic apatheist here. Existence of god cannot be empirically proven one way or another. To believe either way takes a leap of faith. I don't know for a fact if there is or is not a god. I don't have the faith to make the leap in either direction. I don't care. It's just a thought game people like to play to see who else is in their tribe.