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I am a Christian, and cannot stand atheists....
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I am a Christian, and cannot stand atheists. All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves and you cling to parroted Dawkins arguments whenever you're challenged. I have converted several of my atheist friends to Christianity and it's always the same, they always see the truth in the end.

Debate me. You will lose.
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Atheists are retarded and think they know everything lmao
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>>682647237
Baited
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>>682647143
cool story /b/ro, post it again

sage
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>>682647143
Here's the irrefutable reality.

No one knows the truth.

Done.
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>>682647400
If nobody knows the truth why believe in your "truth" that nobody knows the truth?

Cause im pretty sure I know it.
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>>682647143
>cannot stand atheists
>converted several of my atheist friends

Are you even trying brah?
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>>682647143
man I am a MASSIVE faggot NEET that can't get LAID so I go to /b/ like a PATHETIC SACK OF SHIT and be CREEPY towards women and girls. I AM SUB HUMAN FILTH that should DIE by eating nothing but literally DOG SHIT until my heart gives out and my fat, pestilent body twitches on the floor with CUM dripping from every orifice because I'm just so GAY and STUPID. What an intelligent PERSON I am to be spending all my time ONLINE talking to OTHER LOSERS and posting SHITTY LOL MEMES like a twisted fucked up mental REJECT. My life is AWESOME my parents must be SO PROUD.
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Why do you guys continue to fall for something as stupid as, if not more stupid than ylyl banana?
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>>682647981
>Cause im pretty sure I know it

thats cool, im pretty sure I know too
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>>682647981
>truth
>pretty sure
shut the fuck up you fucking cuck. kill yourself and see if you go anywhere but into the ground
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Okay,
I have bad unternet connection, have average intelligence at best, am easy to convince, used to go to church regulary and am bored enough to eat the bait out of curiousity. Try to convince me.
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Oh look it's this thread again. Yawn.

>>682647377
>>682647400

This is now a dubs and spidey thread. I don't have spidey, but let it be know that he is welcome.
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if god is real give me a 100 word report of why i and no-one gives a shit
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>>682647143
Because I don't believe a bunch of Bronze Age fairy tales written by primitive sheep herders who thought every animal in the world lived in walking distance of Noah's house, including the penguins and polar bears. Think about it and let it sink in. Take all the time you need. If you can't answer, saying the invisible sky wizard did it doesn't work. Chex mix
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>>682647143
How's has your day been? Good? Bad? What crayon drawing did you do today Op?
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Oh fuck this euphoric faggot is back
Sage
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Atheists and Christians are both retarded. But an atheist is aspie while Christians are full retard.
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>>682648641
Naw man, lets just make it about something more productive. Like, last thing you ate is what you'll now eat forever. I had thai chicken soup so, fuck yeah.
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>>682647143
We get it. You are playing the reverse atheist.
lame
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One time when I was 8, I was camping with my mom, and I shat my pants. It was incredibly embarrassing. I'm in constant fear of accidentally shitting myself without knowing about it, and everyone seeing a brown stain on my pants and laughing at me.
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>>682649361
They see it, they just don't say anything. They're just embarrassed on your behalf.
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Buddhafag here.

Somebody post scat porn on this thread. It's already shitty enough.
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>>682647143
Love thy neighbor.
Nigger.
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I, and thousands of others like me, like to fuck myself with a dragon dildo on the daily.

This is proof that no god could exists.

Thank you for your time, you can mail me my awards or give them to my assistant, good night.
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>>682647143
You're right, I believe in the lord now.
Amen bruddah
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>>682647143
Nice troll. There's no way you can be that stupid that you call atheists sheep but are a devout Christian. Why are Dawkins arguments bad, they are logical unlike the majority of shit in the bible.
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> All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves
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>>682647143
If god is reel what's his fuking address or phone number? No one I kno has even met hum. Bullshit
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>>682647143
Gr8 b8. At least we dont need to b threatened to b good ppl
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I was married to a Christian woman and I can say with confidence that the Christian community are scum bags there worse than the cancers of b they just hide behind there none existing god
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>>682647143
It's so sad how you make the same thread 4 times a week. Debate that faggot
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CONVERT TO SPIDERMANISM OR BE A FAGIT FOR EVER!
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>>682651461
Don't know why but this made me kek
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>>682647143
Please tell me more about your dead jew god while I give my daily thanks to Satan, have orgies with both genders and everyone in between, and successfully convince priests to either kill themselves or blow me. Given their history with young men, they choose the latter.
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>>682647143
"Duurggh, if we cummed from monkeys den why are dere still monkeyz!!?"

Jk,I ain't falling for your bait, mate.
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>>682647143
At this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony god's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence.

Too bad you'll never understand logic, science and atheism, because you're delusional.

-Gregory McFedora, moderator of /r/atheism
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This thread over and over and over and over and over and over again.

SAGE
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>>682648319
But thats where I think im going, anon...
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>>682651051
Can I have the original furry image please?
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>>682647400
I do.
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>>682647143
The burden of proof is on YOU idiot.
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>>682652566
I don't have them. Sorry anon.
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>>682647143
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gr8 b8 m8 kys obsessive cunt
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>>682648598
Yes!
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>>682649361
Pooping myself is my biggest fear. That's why I roll up napkins and put them in my b hole. They're called manpons
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>>682651662
bitch you are nothing when compared to lord gaben
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>>682647143
Fuck you christian trash!
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All of these arguments are based on Pascal's wager. If you believe than you have nothing to lose you win out in the end but if you're wrong you had nothing to lose in the first place. If you think atheists are just a bunch of amorale "sinners" you just broke a few of God's Commandments. In particular love thy neighbor and the one about removing the log from your own eye before removing the splinter in your friends. Peace
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>>682647143
With knowledge as my artillery
I am quite the opponent
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>Before the creation of the universe (The Big Bang) there was no time
>Therefore a God would not have time to create a universe
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>>682647732
What do you care? You secretly believe in God and hell, don't you?

Checkmate athiest
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>>682647143
I do not want to follow any religion. It traps philosophy behind symbolism, totalitarianism and identity bullocks.
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>>682647143
Did you even put any b8 on the hook?
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>>682647143
>is Christian
>calls other people sheep
kek
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I'm a Christian myself, and I absolutely hate when other Christians do this. Honestly I don't give a crap if you believe or not; it's your own decision. Obvously I want you to believe, but I don't go forcing it on people. But when we go saying "durrr atheists r stuped, y dunt u beeleev in God durr" it makes us all seem like we're angry retards. I can tell you that the majority of the Christian society is not that bad, it's just that the stupid ones are louder. Sort of the same thing with The U.S.; we're not all stupid, it's just the stupid ones that are louder.
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>>682656144
*obviously
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>>682656276
>amplovesyou.net

wat
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>>682647143
Agnostic apatheist here. Existence of god cannot be empirically proven one way or another. To believe either way takes a leap of faith. I don't know for a fact if there is or is not a god. I don't have the faith to make the leap in either direction. I don't care. It's just a thought game people like to play to see who else is in their tribe.
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