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OK /b/ This is what a real woman looks like,
IF YOU DON'T FIND THIS HOT YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT HOMOSEXUAL
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>>682646493

Wow that potato is huge, how'd you get it to grow that big?

Shame about the mould in middle

Here one I found on the line, I'll post more if you want to add them to your collection, friend :)
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Well I guess I'm gay
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>>682646493
Ok
Find your penis for a dollar!
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>>682647663

Here you go buddy have a potato :)
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>>682646493man I am a MASSIVE faggot NEET that can't get LAID so I go to /b/ like a PATHETIC SACK OF SHIT and be CREEPY towards women and girls. I AM SUB HUMAN FILTH that should DIE by eating nothing but literally DOG SHIT until my heart gives out and my fat, pestilent body twitches on the floor with CUM dripping from every orifice because I'm just so GAY and STUPID. What an intelligent PERSON I am to be spending all my time ONLINE talking to OTHER LOSERS and posting SHITTY LOL MEMES like a twisted fucked up mental REJECT. My life is AWESOME my parents must be SO PROUD.
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OK bee, this is what a real hamburger looks like.

IF YOU DON'T EAT THIS PARTICULAR HAMBURGER THEN YOU ARE A VEGAN FAGGOT.
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>>682648484
Oh sorry to hear you caught NEET, this'll cheer you up
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>>682648484
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>682646931
>mould
Learn to spell assfuck
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>>682648484
Nice comment nigger
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>>682648683

If you don't have an potato like this you can catch NEET?!
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OK 4channers This is what a real dog looks like,
IF YOU DON'T WANT THIS AS YOUR BEST FRIEND THEN YOU ARE A CAT LOVING REDDITOR
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>>682646493
I'd rather be gay or a transgender then fuck that
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>>682646493
ok OP , IF YOU TYPE WITH CAPS THEN EVREYONE THINKS YOU ARE A CUNT.
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>>682648820
Sorry friend, I don't speak American :)

You guys and your silly spelling
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>>682646493
how about this
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like I could punch her cunt and she wouldn't even feel it.
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ok brb, this is what a real gaming rig looks like.
IF YOU DONT GAME ON ONE OF THESE THEN YOU ARE A CASUAL RETRAD
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>>682649271
In soviet russia harpoon mans you
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>>682649191
CUNT
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>>682649711
Reck em
Kek
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ehhh, moar?
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>>682649271
She looks like a hefty bag of skin!
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>>682646493
meh i'd still fuck her
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whats not to love about pussy???
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NO THIS IS
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sexy bitch
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>>682650877
he looks dutch and gay
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Sexy
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>>682646493
I find the idea of cumming inside her hot. It's pussy and when I nut in her, it will feel good and it will feel good knowing she is filled with my seed
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>>682651510
je vader
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Did anyone say banana's?
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kanker tering hoeren aids godver kanker
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ok kunnen we effe ophouden met franz bauer ik kijk nog liever naar die gore kut
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>>682651898
Frans*
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>>682651835
ook hallo!
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Kan die Schijt Frans bauer ff optyfen
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>>682652051
'schijt' moet zonder hoofdletter. 'Bauer' met.
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>>682651949
O jij weet wel heel goed hoe die heet
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>>682652144
Ja ik ben een echte, echte fan
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>>682650652
>be gentle; it's my first time
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>>682646493

Dunham? is that you?
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>>682652110
optyfen is volgens mij ook niet goed geschreven
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Hyi vittu.
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>>682648484
Adding this to my copypasta folder
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