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You walk in a club when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do ?
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>>682644939
Nothing
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become instantly gay and grab that hotties ass.
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Turn his anus into my personal Pringles cum can
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360 and walk away
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>>682644939
Choke him with all those lanyards until he begs for air, which then I'll full his mouth with my piss. Then bring him outside, curb stomp his teeth and being furiously fucking his bleeding gummy mouth. Once I finish I'd pop out one of his eyes and go in for a second round. Once I start to hit the front of his brain with my dick he'd start losing cognative ability until I finally jizz into his skull, leaving him broken and literally retarded by my cum.
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>>682645719
Sounds like you're already retarded by your cum
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>>682645856
What you never heard of Skull Fucking before?
Awe bro your missing out.
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Laugh at him for slapping the air
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>>682644939
Lol I would probably laugh at him while my gf punches the shit out of this douche. Won't be the first time.
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>>682644939
Are you supposed to go clubbing with your girlfriend?
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>>682646584
Why not?
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>>682644939
He wouldn't slap my gfs ass uf he saw me with her

>6'4
>230 lbs
>low body fat and swollen as fuck
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>>682644939

ITT:
Some summer/normie posts a picture of some kid they wish they could stack up to and tries to enlist /b/ as ypa! to troll the kids facebook.

Really sad, anon
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Kill him with his own faggoty boots, and then fuck my girlfriend over his corpse to assert my dominance.
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>>682647241
How new are you
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>>682644939
why would a married man slap my gf's ass
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>>682644939
tell my girlfriend to go lesbian for one night and fuck the dude
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>>682647241

you must really be hideous anon, this kid is skinny as fuck and not even good looking
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>>682647189
>posts his WWE 2K15 character attributes
>Is actually 5'7", 170 lbs
>Skinnyfat
>Currently eating junk food
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>>682647347
too bad youre a fat beta
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>>682647363
>>682647499
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>>682645443

>pringles cum can

What the fuck.
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>>682647189

>way to project anon

clearly mad that i could fuck your non existent bitch
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Slap my gf's ass too. Everyone deserves a good piece of ass to slap.
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>>682644939
say 'hey, same pants'
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>>682646999
She cockblocks
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>>682648605
Kekkles
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>>682644939
fuck off leffen
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>>682644939
i slap his head
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>>682644939
A "onehander" in his face solves the problem.
Benefit, i took my left, so i dont have to give my beer bottle away....
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>>682645719
based
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Beat the fucking shit outta him
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>>682647553
>he's bulking, bro !
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>>682644939
slap him in the ass and go fuck with him
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>>682644939
Kick his ass
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>>682644939
Kinda looks like Justin Bieber.
Spend time fan boying over JB

>Love Beebs
>is it too late now to say not sorry
>JB pun
>I am the cancer killing /b/
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>>682644939
suck his dick to establish dominance
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Watch my wife beat the shit out of him while I laugh.
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Id fuck this cutie raw while my gf watches.
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>>682650093
Kek
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>>682647189
Pics
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>>682644939
Slap his ass with all my force, since his mother clearly failed to do so while raising him
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>>682647189
we need pictures of your dick as proof, faggot
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>>682644939
Not much, it would be fun watching this guy dancing with my gf it really would. Maybe she would have ball with him.
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>>682647417
>>682647499
>>682650090
>>682650093
>>682650711
>>682650732

This is now a Gay Pride Thread. Thank you OP for helping us find the courage
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>>682650965
we're not gay... just "curious".. nohomo tho
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Giggle , smack his Ass and wink.
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>>682644939

>What do ?

Wonder, why i am in a gay club.

I also caught myself doing the wondering why i am in a gay club, when i read your shitty thread OP, YOU FAGGOT!
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>>682644939

I punch him in the chest so hard he punctures a lung and thank fuck he's not a big-ass nigger.
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>>682649752

fuck, beat me to it kek
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>>682650965
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>>682644939
I'd double-leg him straight into knee on belly position, elbows to that soft face until it's a bloody mess.
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>>682644939
marry him

>because i'm fucking gay
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>>682646468
kek
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Do you mean when he slaps your ass? Doesn't look like he'd want the girl.
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>>682645719
This used to be the type of common response from everyone on /b/. Now that everyone's mind is so used to all this edge, you're just a fucking tryhard faggot.
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>>682652600
Guess I'm not desensitized to the point of numbness yet, or faggotry for that matter.
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a dozen concert lanyards, surfer, well dressed with a good phone and a smart watch.

That kid has rich parents and chances are he doesn't have to work for a single thing is his miserable life. He'd slap my gf's ass and I'd sit him down and explain how the real world works and then I'd lightly tap him on his balls. Chances are that'll be the first time he's ever been hit and he'll cry off home.
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