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>be me
>10 years old
>discover fapping
>fap almost everyday
>mom falls asleep on couch
>start masturbating in the same room
>next day
>mom's reading a book on the couch and dad Is watching tv
>fap time
>finish
>9 years later
>mfw I realize I've been masturbating in the same room as my parents and didn't get caught
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They knew.
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>>682644146
does this behavior still continue?
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>>682644445
Yes, but the only difference is that there's ramen insted of dinner and a stack of pallets with a blanked on them instead of a couch.
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>>682644733
also my parents disowned me
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>>682644795
yikes! I'm praying for you anon!
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>>682644951
I'm independent now. I have a job. (Arby's)
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>>682645068
good on ya! keep getting that Arby's pussy!
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>>682645939
yikes!
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I have severe depression because of an incomplete childhood. So I make fun on everything on the internet and I'm as heartless as I can be because emotions are beyond me. I no longer want to feel. Yet I have no money to seek therapy. I can only cry in the fetal position and re-think my poor life choices. Nothing can nor will make me truly happy.
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>>682646843
Have you tried masturbation?
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>>682644795
id prolly disown my son if he was masturbating in the same room as me and his mother.

>honey dont look but Jr. is jacking it on the couch again
>what the fuck is wrong with out son
>just ignore it maybe he will stop
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>>682646843
Sucks. What do you mean incomplete?
I have issues with self respect and the stuff and panic disorder but thankfully I live in a socialism in Finland where health care is essentially free or next to free.

I bought three months medication for less than 20 bucks with a recipe from my free doctors appointment. Feels good
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>>682644146
man I am a MASSIVE faggot NEET that can't get LAID so I go to /b/ like a PATHETIC SACK OF SHIT and be CREEPY towards women and girls. I AM SUB HUMAN FILTH that should DIE by eating nothing but literally DOG SHIT until my heart gives out and my fat, pestilent body twitches on the floor with CUM dripping from every orifice because I'm just so GAY and STUPID. What an intelligent PERSON I am to be spending all my time ONLINE talking to OTHER LOSERS and posting SHITTY LOL MEMES like a twisted fucked up mental REJECT. My life is AWESOME my parents must be SO PROUD.
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>>682647533
All I wanted was to not be poor as shit. With my job at Arby's I can now afford bills and not live by welfare and 3rd hand furniture and clothes
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>>682646843
Are you me?
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>>682647854
Nah OP here. I'm a yella fella.
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>>682647958
nigger detected
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Okay okay
>be me in 3rd grade
>sit next to black girl
>thought she was cool and shit
>we're listening to teacher lecture
>I look over amd she has a dangling snotty clumped booger in her finger
But wait there's more!
>the bitch tries to wipe that shit on my desk to make it look like it was mine!
>she sees me look at her with eyes of a deer caught in the headlight and says, "I know gross huh"
>I just stare and she has to do a walk of shame across the room to the tissues with the wretched booger baby in her finger
>fucking bitch...I always kept my eye on her after that
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>>682647729
I try to sincerely feel that. Can't completely cause I never had problems with money. But like I said, Scandinavian countries are practically socialist with their free education and health care, and I have a job secured so I would be fine even if my parents for some reason wouldn't be there for me.

I'm just glad to hear from someone who even acknowledges what's fucked up in their lives. The next step is doing something about it, and sometimes it can take mad time for the circumstances. Just hang in there and make good real friends
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>>682648441
Rice nigger is an appropriate callout too.
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>>682648361
reminds me of papa frank
kinda wanna kill myself too ;)
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>>682648532
gook, chink, ching chong
so long as it's a highly offensive racial slur

anyone got something better than "cracka" or "honkey" for white fuckers?
been needing something for those niggers
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>>682648792
And all I wanted was to get to see this before I get older.
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>>682648792
White bread, birdshit, snowflake.

And Nascar.
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>>682649176
I'm 19 now and I've wasted my childhood. Any suicide methods
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>>682649261
old age
suffer with us faggot
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Please. I have no purpose. It's over for me.
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>>682649846
You're not good enough for death
Just enjoy your suffering faggot
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>>682649950
Well I'll be listening to synth pop(only radio station) and crying in the fetal position.
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>be me don't rmbr how old
>discoveted fapping
>feelgoodma
>Cum 4 the first time
>cum still flows out of my cock a lilbit
>Feels afraid it'll never end
>Almost did went to mother and tell everything asking for help

Glad i didn't did dat
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I still have a small toy. I play with it. I sometimes break down. I wanted to be happy as a child. I never got that. Why do all the good people die?
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>>682651201
reality is a cruel, cruel mistress, anon
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