Share wierd youth stories
>10 years old
>fap almost everyday
>mom falls asleep on couch
>start masturbating in the same room
>mom's reading a book on the couch and dad Is watching tv
>9 years later
>mfw I realize I've been masturbating in the same room as my parents and didn't get caught
Yes, but the only difference is that there's ramen insted of dinner and a stack of pallets with a blanked on them instead of a couch.
I have severe depression because of an incomplete childhood. So I make fun on everything on the internet and I'm as heartless as I can be because emotions are beyond me. I no longer want to feel. Yet I have no money to seek therapy. I can only cry in the fetal position and re-think my poor life choices. Nothing can nor will make me truly happy.
id prolly disown my son if he was masturbating in the same room as me and his mother.
>honey dont look but Jr. is jacking it on the couch again
>what the fuck is wrong with out son
>just ignore it maybe he will stop
Sucks. What do you mean incomplete?
I have issues with self respect and the stuff and panic disorder but thankfully I live in a socialism in Finland where health care is essentially free or next to free.
I bought three months medication for less than 20 bucks with a recipe from my free doctors appointment. Feels good
man I am a MASSIVE faggot NEET that can't get LAID so I go to /b/ like a PATHETIC SACK OF SHIT and be CREEPY towards women and girls. I AM SUB HUMAN FILTH that should DIE by eating nothing but literally DOG SHIT until my heart gives out and my fat, pestilent body twitches on the floor with CUM dripping from every orifice because I'm just so GAY and STUPID. What an intelligent PERSON I am to be spending all my time ONLINE talking to OTHER LOSERS and posting SHITTY LOL MEMES like a twisted fucked up mental REJECT. My life is AWESOME my parents must be SO PROUD.
> get on /b/
> see this thread
> read shitty pepe posts
YOU'RE ALL NIGGERS
>be me in 3rd grade
>sit next to black girl
>thought she was cool and shit
>we're listening to teacher lecture
>I look over amd she has a dangling snotty clumped booger in her finger
But wait there's more!
>the bitch tries to wipe that shit on my desk to make it look like it was mine!
>she sees me look at her with eyes of a deer caught in the headlight and says, "I know gross huh"
>I just stare and she has to do a walk of shame across the room to the tissues with the wretched booger baby in her finger
>fucking bitch...I always kept my eye on her after that
I try to sincerely feel that. Can't completely cause I never had problems with money. But like I said, Scandinavian countries are practically socialist with their free education and health care, and I have a job secured so I would be fine even if my parents for some reason wouldn't be there for me.
I'm just glad to hear from someone who even acknowledges what's fucked up in their lives. The next step is doing something about it, and sometimes it can take mad time for the circumstances. Just hang in there and make good real friends
gook, chink, ching chong
so long as it's a highly offensive racial slur
anyone got something better than "cracka" or "honkey" for white fuckers?
been needing something for those niggers
And all I wanted was to get to see this before I get older.
>be me don't rmbr how old
>Cum 4 the first time
>cum still flows out of my cock a lilbit
>Feels afraid it'll never end
>Almost did went to mother and tell everything asking for help
Glad i didn't did dat