Ok /b/, do your worst.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ok /b/, do your worst.
you have pretty eyes.
You seem attractive.
>>682640489
>>682640489
no boobs no doods
tits & timestamp or GTFO
What is that hole behind you
>>682640489
Time stamp faggot
>>682640489
Your bait is shit
Lovely
You're underage. Show belly button and go to bed, kid.
Beautiful
You look like dat bitch from tangled. Also i saved this into my wank bank
prob ugly puss
Play by the rules bitch or fuck off
>>682640761
this
>>682640637
probably glory hole
>>682640591
Kek
>>682640489
>>682640489
>Push up bra = no tits
>America's got talent on wall
>eyes too far apart
>Jew nose
>Flannel shift like a lumberjack
>hole in wall
2/10
Would not bang
>>682640489
look at poster
>big red flag
>not taken recently
>mfw this pic is at least 8yo
bait
Youre not even worth roasting until you follow the rules cunt.
Tits or gtfo
>>682640489
Timestamp or gtfo
>>682640489
You have tiny tits and that push up bra ain't foolin no one
>>682640939
Id rather fuck the hole in the wall
>>682640939
your crazy
>[Not of Age]/10
>[insert incriminating comment]
How about spit roast
>>682640939
if you look at her arms it kind of looks like she's pushing her boobs together to,
add
>small boobs
This thread makes me mad. Not because of the comments, but because of (presumably) OP's stupid fucking carp face.
Why do you look like you just power blasted a turd meteor out of your ass? And why are you boobs fucking super glued together and pushed up into your fucking neck? And the fact that you can't look at the camera, but rather the screen of yourself makes it's painfully obvious you're a fucking brain dead wanna-be-barbie-doll.
I hate the way chicks try and look cute, but end up looking like terrified fish that are about to be gutted. This isn't even a roast. It's my hatred for attention whores with an IQ of 50.
You guys are fucking autistic I swear to Allah.
Check top in roastme on reddit you downies
These days, white girls usually end up roasting themselves. It's only a matter of time before you get addicted to cock.
>>682640489
your age<18 ???
leave this place
>>682641967
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
>>682640489
I want to shit in your corpse.
>>682641967
Only virgins believe vaginas get stretched out by having frequent sex.
>>682640489
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3k5r0t/straight_british_female_roast_me/ didnt even change the image file, Come the fuck on OP
>>682641967
>vaginas are icky
You must be a virgin
>>682642383
in about 2 years, you won't mind obvious bait. You'll actually start finding obvious bait funny.
>>682642348
butthurt roastie toastie damage control
>>682641662
No!
I'd rather check my grandfather for piles.
>>682640489
Wow, a dumb fake blonde who wears a push up bra, how pathetic. Atleast you know you're only worth the amount of cum you can swallow, so you dress like a dumb whore, and already made a glory hole to please others.How about you get off the internet and actually contribute to society in the only way you can - on your knees of course. Look at how your teeth are bleached, your hair is bleached, and your padded/push up bra is straining to make those C's look like something worth playing with. Did you forget how to smile, or do you just make stupid expressions all the time, or can you only smile with Daddies cock in you? Well now, what next? We've covered how you look like a worthless trailer trash whore, who in ten years will weigh as much as those neckbeards from /mlp/.... how about how nasty your eyelashes look? just don't wear any it all, seriously because if you can't even fully do both the upper and lower lash, you may as well stop. I could go on, but you're not worth it, you really aren't. Maybe show just how flat you are, and I may consider spending more time on someone whose just a bland, boring, poor little cumrag.
>>682642616
Vaginas only look like that a few hours after having sex. They have elasticity and spring back to their original form after a few hours.
If you had had sex, you'd know that. virgin.
>>682642383
We should raid that thread with the following question:
How big is your penis?
>>682640489
Fake and gay. OP is always a faggot.
>>682641967
Mmmmm...Arby's.
>>682642868
Nope. That's not how they work.
>>682643247
Kek
>>682642868
What kind of whores have you been fucking anon?
>>682642868
>>682642348
>>682643512
confirmed for never having been in a relationship with a virgin, that shit streches, i'll guarantee you that
>>682640489
>tits gtfo
>/Soc/
>timestamp + shoe on head
>>682643746
>that shit streches
Temporarily. Only virgins believe that stretching is permanent.
>>682643746
I niver said they didn't stretch but if it looks like that after sex you should either be super proud or fuck classyer whores. I'm guessing the latter.
>>682642383
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpitRoastMe/comments/3r7ef1/did_i_create_this_subreddit_unintentionally/
>>682640489
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3k5r0t/straight_british_female_roast_me/
>7 months ago
>same image
kys
>>682642868
like throwing an old, loose sock on the floor, it collapses
you're not only a virgin but never even watched porn
completely underage confirmed
>>682640489
How does that triple bra feel? Kind of weird how your tits are up to the collar bone.
Also a horrible duckface. This might be news for you but your braces are no longer there.
>>682644512
>vagina resembles an old loose sock
Who the fuck have you been fucking? Your grandmother?
>>682643746
yea because the woman gets older... not because of your needle dick.
>>682644823
Take it from someone with a vagina. It does stretch out. You can train your muscle all you like but when you relax you will not feel like a virgin. And training the muscles will never make your entrance wrap around the dick like a tight rubber band again. I really miss that feeling and so does my bf.
>>682640489
You look like Chloe Moretz, only if she was raped by her homeroom teacher in high school and picked out of the gutter by her touchy uncle that showed her how to put on a push up bra and look like a prostitute before wanking with your panties in the bathroom
>>682640489
you are very cute :)))
>>682640939
You are fuckin gay dude. Go blow your boyfriend some more
>>682645389
Not sure this warrants tits or GTFO but if you would kindly oblige there would be many happy boys tonight. (don't forget the stamp)
>>682645985
You're the faggot here pal, not him.
>>682645528
Ewwww, that's icky.
