look at poster
>big red flag
>not taken recently
>mfw this pic is at least 8yo
This thread makes me mad. Not because of the comments, but because of (presumably) OP's stupid fucking carp face.
Why do you look like you just power blasted a turd meteor out of your ass? And why are you boobs fucking super glued together and pushed up into your fucking neck? And the fact that you can't look at the camera, but rather the screen of yourself makes it's painfully obvious you're a fucking brain dead wanna-be-barbie-doll.
I hate the way chicks try and look cute, but end up looking like terrified fish that are about to be gutted. This isn't even a roast. It's my hatred for attention whores with an IQ of 50.
These days, white girls usually end up roasting themselves. It's only a matter of time before you get addicted to cock.
Only virgins believe vaginas get stretched out by having frequent sex.
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Wow, a dumb fake blonde who wears a push up bra, how pathetic. Atleast you know you're only worth the amount of cum you can swallow, so you dress like a dumb whore, and already made a glory hole to please others.How about you get off the internet and actually contribute to society in the only way you can - on your knees of course. Look at how your teeth are bleached, your hair is bleached, and your padded/push up bra is straining to make those C's look like something worth playing with. Did you forget how to smile, or do you just make stupid expressions all the time, or can you only smile with Daddies cock in you? Well now, what next? We've covered how you look like a worthless trailer trash whore, who in ten years will weigh as much as those neckbeards from /mlp/.... how about how nasty your eyelashes look? just don't wear any it all, seriously because if you can't even fully do both the upper and lower lash, you may as well stop. I could go on, but you're not worth it, you really aren't. Maybe show just how flat you are, and I may consider spending more time on someone whose just a bland, boring, poor little cumrag.
Vaginas only look like that a few hours after having sex. They have elasticity and spring back to their original form after a few hours.
If you had had sex, you'd know that. virgin.
Fake and gay. OP is always a faggot.
>vagina resembles an old loose sock
Who the fuck have you been fucking? Your grandmother?
Take it from someone with a vagina. It does stretch out. You can train your muscle all you like but when you relax you will not feel like a virgin. And training the muscles will never make your entrance wrap around the dick like a tight rubber band again. I really miss that feeling and so does my bf.
You look like Chloe Moretz, only if she was raped by her homeroom teacher in high school and picked out of the gutter by her touchy uncle that showed her how to put on a push up bra and look like a prostitute before wanking with your panties in the bathroom