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found out today big brother is after me for browsing where a man shouldnt browse. id say i have about a week left of freedom before they nab me up. bros. if you ever stumble upon question material just leave that shit there.
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Rest in pussy /b/rother. You're gonna get fucked up in jail, "pedos" don't last long there. Good luck man.
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>>682638949
https://www.playvids.com/v/gO_YH2CGA2Q
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>>682638949
Which country?
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i diden't read, i just posted video link
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>>682638949
you have a really shitty older brother. who would do that?
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>>682639097
thanks bro. im considering an hero but i never DLd anything so maybe the evidence aint too hot for them.
>>682639507
big brother is a metaphor for something else

>>682639337
thank you for the sauce anon. i need it right now
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>>682638949
If you got some cash, might as well find a hooker to dump in.
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>>682639364
im from the states but in EU for work
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>>682639800
from US but goes to europoor for work? Dude you are doing shit so ass backwards.
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>>682640032
bro i work for a US company
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>>682639800
How do you know they are on to you?
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>>682638949
how did you know you were caught?
how do you know how long you have left in freedom?
>probably google told them, because captcha is pizza
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>>682640316
>>682640206

they called my office asking to speak with my boss. didnt say why or anything but theres only one reason THEY would call
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>>682640316
>plz answer this
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>>682640450
Who is "they?"
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>>682640450
why don't you fucking run man, there's absolutely no way I'd waste my life away in a box with a bunch of faggots, no fuckin way
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>>682640450
this sounds fishy.
why would they call your office?
and why would your office tell you then?
and this >>682640595
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>>682638949
;0
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>>682640729
i answered the phone when they called.

>>682640595
an entity of police that polices my company specifically
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>>682640874
So when you answered the phone the first thing they said was they were investigating you? I'd think they'd want to know who they were speaking to first. Lying faggot.
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>>682640450
Well, not necessarily. The police could call for several different reasons, for example, outstanding parking tickets or expired registration. You could be called to be interviewed as a witness on behalf of someone.

Generally cops in the usa dont target "causal" pedos unless they really got nothing better to do. You need to be trafficking content (dling or uploading), regularly visiting known sites, or if you have a job that requires you to be in contact with kids.
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>>682641029
omg you fucken nigger they just introduced themselves and asked for my boss
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>>682641119
thats reassuring.

it was alot of mchan and infchan
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>>682641240
I dont remember those ones have tons of cheese pizza...you been looking at a lot of ISIS/Daesh content? Are you Muslim?
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You do realise that less than 1% of child porn users are ever acted on and those are like the hardcore terabyte downloaders doing it on an industrial scale. It's very unlikely you will be caught
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>>682641240
Just act casual. If you run it makes you look guilty.
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>>682641119
That's not true actually, they're cracking down HARD on pedophiles lately. 8 people and 80 in my province were raised the other day alone. If you click on it, you're pretty much fucked.
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>>682640316
google can't, that would be illegal of them to do so without a warrant.
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>>682641432
fuck no. thats pretty much it.


>>682641492
im going to deny everything as there really is no solid proof

phone is clean and soon to be encrypted
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>>682641829
Raided*

They caught people of all ages, from 18 to 60
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>>682641829
8 people in my city* fuck I'm stupid today sorru
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Definitely fake, but on the off chance this is true then leave the country you fucking dumbass. It's as simple as that.
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>>682641875
if you don't unencrypted your phone if you are arrested they can detain you until you do.
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>>682639715
you know when you browse a website, everything you're viewing is written to cache right? and they can check with your ISP to see what you've been up to if they have a warrant?
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>>682642134
i cant man. im tied to this company through my whole life. if i ran i would have to abandon everything forever.
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>>682642134
A dude at my fathers work place got raided for child porn. Cops not only raided his home but came without warning to his work and took all the computers he ever used as evidence, without warning. They would not even call to question anyone, if they had evidence something illegal happened, they'd go in guns raised.
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>>682642038
>>682641945
why so nervous, anon?
got something to hide?
better make that soon to be 9 people from your city.
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>>682642254
I mean... if you go to jail for being a pedo you will be abandoning everything forever.
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>>682640595
ask dj khaled
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>>682642313
No, I'm saying if you even so much as access it and the authorities find out, you are absolutely fucked.
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>>682642299
dubs of truth!

but you could probably sue them for doing that. if you live in the usa.
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>>682642425
The law isn't very lenient when it comes to sex offenders. Unless you're a minor or mentally unstable (not in control of your actions), your life is completely over the minute they kick in the door.

And investigations can last YEARS. If you're a "casual" user of this garbage, they can watch you for quite a while before swooping in and getting other people in your area as well at the same time
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>>682641875
Good, so here is what will probably happen. When you get back to the states from the EU, the FBI will be waiting at the gate. Be calm and confident. You have not done anything wrong so just chill. Some agents are bros, some are dicks, but all will nail you if you "act guilty". Missing your flight looks guilty.
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>>682641432
I saw one of a girl giving her little brother a handjob in the bathtub.

Shit is there. Along with all the lingerie and thong webms.
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>>682642678
Best case is to just be up front and say you've been having thoughts that you don't like and that curiousity got the best of you.
Get psychologically assessed and see what happens. And never do it again.
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>>682642299
My boss went to jail for 2 years before I got here. The story goes that one day, everyone came into work, and cops were everywhere. Took all his computers as evidence and took him in cuffs.

Moral of the story is, if they had something against you, they'd take you. No ifs ands or buts
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well after talking to anon i feel better. hopefully its nothing. but if it is im ready to face the music and get help. whatever
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Sounds like paranoia due to a coincidence. How much did you view/download?
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Don't listen to these idiots OP, viewing questionable content is not a crime, downloading, possessing, creating, or distributing, are crimes.

If you don't have anything illegal on your HD you have nothing to fear.
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>>682641432
There's Pizza posted here from time to time, it's usually deleted within a minute, but sometimes people flood a thread with it to 404
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>>682642923
Exactly, unless it was a random link that you were given and clicked without knowing, if they can see that you sought out that materiel, your life is over. Especially if you did so multiple times.
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>>682642980
Accessing child pornography is a federal offended and can land you significant time in jail as well as lifetime sex offender registration...
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>>682643067
>>682642980
mchan and infchan fucking daily. just browsing no saving
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>>682638949

Why is everyone assuming it's illegal porn?

OP sounds like he was browsing terrorist ISIS stuff.
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>>682643200

This.
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>>682643243
everyones assuming right fam.
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>>682643165
my mom worked with a guy that got sent to jail for 10 years for one of his roommates accessing CP on their shared computer that he technically owned. he was about 20 at the time and just managed to regain a normal life in his late 50s
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>>682643067
Yeah. Sketchy shit. My first year here he had 2 computers about 10 years old. Asked me to tear them apart and get the hard drives. I told him the recycling company would burn em, but he made me smash him with a sledge. I don't wanna know if something was in there
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>>682643243
why would he leave europe if he was a terrorist?
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>>682643365
Run to Syria, nobody would suspect it and they are totally fine with child rapists there
>Win/Win plus you can join ISIS
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If interviewed, ask them
>Excuise me sire, woold yew leik to lern wy snail is moar snail?

Psychological assessment and freedom will be yours.
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>>682642389
Kek... we the best... they don't want us to have the best
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>>682643389
>Doing math
What? On a computer in 1985?
Was it 8bit porn?
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>>682643389
when was this?
the numbers don't add up.
40 years ago? I doubt the internet was even out of the lab back then.
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>>682643389
Yeah which sites was he browsing almost 4 years ago?
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>>682643929
Er 40 dammit.
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>>682643929
Al Gore's private stash
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>>682644036
Yeah? Maybe this is the source of anthropogenic climate change.

The dirty fucker.
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>>682640032
Europe is the world leader for a reason, Haiti isnt that rich, mericuck
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this thread is full of shit

fuck off with your bullshit
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>>682643827
would be probably 25-30 years ago, since he said the guy is now in his late 50s
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OP you should know CP is only for Masons, Jews and Nobility
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>>682638949
OP, Germany?
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>>682644230
>Early 20s - late 50s
>25-30 years ago
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>>682638949
I am big brother, did you save anything? or did you pay anything? or did you touch anything? - if not then no worries otherwise i will drag you to jail for very long time.
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>>682644230
he said that guy was about 20.
late 50s minus 20 is more like 30 - 39 years

still 30 years ago was 1986. There wasn't that much internet available.

Perhaps newsgroups. But I doubt that.
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>>682644621
Obvious anon is full of shit
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>>682642961
sauce?
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>>682644593
no i didnt save
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>>682644621
there was a internet 30 years ago?
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just use incognito mode

you'll be ok
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>>682643389
sorry guys, shit keyboard. meant late 40s
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>>682641858
>as if google cared about legality srsly
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>>682645334
yes
see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Internet
DARPANET was available back then, but it was far from the internet like we know it today.
More text based.
WWW came out in 1991.
So that anon with the 20 year old friend caught in 1986 is full of shit.
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>>682645521
you also should seed your torrents
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>>682645521
Kek
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>>682646044
Double kek
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>>682646009
sneekernet fam
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>>682645105
Was it on your work comp? If so then that's just silly.
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has anyone just straight up googled for it before?
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>>682646403
because that's smrt
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>>682644593
>or did you touch anything?
he probably did touch himself.
seize him!
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>>682638949
Fuckin bogley eyed bitch
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>>682646403

yep straight up googled for it and all I got was links on yahoo answers with some stupid questions "like I searched for hcpt am I in trouble??" or some stupid shit like that.

fucking kids man I swear
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>>682646314
doing anything on a work computer is fucking stupid.
any company that does more than sell lemonade has computer monitoring software for a litany of reasons. Every file is accessible and they are usually allowed to keylog
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>>682638949
looks like my sister in law
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>>682643389
You fucking retard. That's over 30 years ago. Even if he had a computer back then, even if he had some form of Internet connection and access to old school Usenet groups, there were no monitoring systems in place. Burn in hell you piece of shit fag Lord. How dare you deface the internet with lies.
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>>682643165
There is legal precedence in NY i think where some dirtbag had viewed gigs upon gigs of child porn (real sick shit too, like 5 y.o.) and they nailed him but he said that since he didn't ACTIVELY save it, he didn't do anything wrong. He won, but it's a bit of a stretch. Hopefully you didn't DL anything, but I think going to great lengths to hide it makes you appear more guilty. Also, depending on where you're at in europe, there are much younger ages for stuff, so look into that too. Just stay away from that shit, man.
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But some illegally trafficked teenage hookers, you are in Europe after all.
Might as well taste what sent you away before you do the time.
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Just a reminder that anyone that genuinely gets off on the exploitation of children should die.
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Run away to the Cambodian jungles. you can live like a pirate king
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>>682647172
Nah I just jerk it to household pets being chopped to pieces.
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>>682647089
He must've had the greatest lawyers of all time because people in my city were recently arrested and had their names in the media simply for accessing it. Not distributing, saving or making it, but accessing it
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>>682647089
>Also, depending on where you're at in europe, there are much younger ages for stuff, so look into that too.

uh
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>>682647375

amateurs man I can guarantee those faggots accessed the kingdom not knowing its been a honeypot since forever

just empty recycle bin you fucking bitches
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>>682647104
yes anon im waaay ahead of you.

and i cant find the post but NO i did NOT do anything on my phone
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>>682647375
There are lawyer offices in NY that have tremendous resources.
if lawyers have more money and manpower, they can break any law they want or defend anyone.
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>>682647172
Everyone dies anon
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Were you using Tor?
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>>682647375
He did have good lawyers, he was moderately high profile but I don't remember what for. Their argument was that he didn't search for it just kept "finding it" and the saves in temporary folders, history, etc. weren't conscious efforts on his part. I'm sure he lost his job and shit after but a good lawyer seems to be worth their weight in gold
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>>682638949
Dickhead, it's probably a visa check, I get them all the time, I work for a foreign embassy,
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>>682647635
yup! if you empty your recycling bin they will never be able to find any fragments of the data
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>>682647985
>Right...
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Buy a off shore VPS (In russia)
Run OpenVPN on it.
Use that as your private VPS.
Connect to it, then route your connection thourgh TOR.
You can use TOR without a VPN, but your ISP can see your connected to a TOR node.
I could go on, but thats more then enough for most people. If you dont want or dont have to skills or money to buy a VPS, just get a good, not free VPN. Make sure you read the T&C first

>"Pentester" fag
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>>682647635

Which one's the kingdom? So I know to stay away from it, of course.
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>>682648358
P.S I wish you luck OP.
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>>682648358
why?

just set up TOR as an exit node and blame all traffic over your network on TOR
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>>682647635
>>682647985
>>682648051
sometimes i just get so paranoid about my 1's and 0's i just microwave a drive for a bit
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>>682648479
That too, good point anon.
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>>682648362

look up keywords on hidden wiki

but whe nyou do go on it just browse dont dl anything cus like I said its been a honeypot since forever
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>>682648479
Depending on your location, you COULD get into shit for the traffic on your relay.
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>>682647439
Some countries allow non "hardcore" porn for younger than 18, looks like you could be in porn at 16 in Switzerland until last year. In other countries like Lithuania all porn is illegal
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