Text this pic to someone with a message akin to "Holy shit look at this spider" then post results.
If dubs text your crush.
If trips text your family member.
If quads text everyone on your contacts list.
I havent got dubs but i did it anyway. Its in german btw
>implying that all women can't take jokes
probably a good friend of him, I bet that if I sent a picture like that to one of my good friends they would understand it was a joke and just laugh
I fell asleep the night before last before we could have sex. Then got in a big fight last night because she was falling asleep. The major downside to having kids is that they cock block like no other.
Not likely. When she gets this mad tomorrow will be the earliest she'll lighten up.
Gave it a go, I think I'm in the shitter, lol no response yet, let's see what happens
It comes naturally to most people like me. However, if you want to increase quantity then you need to start taking soy lecithin.
I cum more than twice a day and at least 2 a day are more than in the webm.
Welcome to marriage, you're nearly guaranteed no sex. It's just how it is. You both need to realize that, but it seems like you're still learning.
Having a kid will drain all of your energy and take all of your time. Any minute you have with your kid asleep is naturally use to either sleep yourself or relax before you have to get back to the work again.
You may hate the no sex thing but you guys just don't have the time or energy for that and you need to understand that.
If you have any family who would be willing to babysit just for a night, you could do that to get a day off to have fun and finally have sex again. It'll definitely rejuvenate you.
Every situation's different I guess.
But it sounds your kids are fairly older, they're not going to take all your energy and have a set bedtime schedule. It's easy to have sex then. It sounded like that anon has babies, at least somewhere between 1-3 years old.
If you have 1-3 year olds and are having sex instead of sleeping when your kid falls asleep, you have the energy of a lion or some shit. Which is cool, but rare.
Yes, your anecdote beats his anecdote. You win the internets!
Faggot. Statistically after marriage sex goes down. My wife was practically a nymph when we got together. It was amazing. I'll never forget the day we did it over 10 freaking times. Then as time went on and wanted to do it less and less.
Now no matter how much I complain it's basically 1-2 times a week. On occasion I'll get 3 but that's rare.
Kids cock block like crazy and the the marriage itself is a cock block. It's cock blocks all the way down.
I'm the dude you quoted.
When I was married, four years, never did my sex life ever die down. A brief moment after my daughter was born just because the doctor orders.
But this happens about once a month and it's always within a week after her period, if I don't give her the d, I miss it for about two/three more days then back to daily. Been with her going on three years this month.
Not necessarily. When the kids get older, it takes less of your physical energy to raise them and the strict bedtime gives you guys time for sex.
Now if you guys just aren't desiring sex anymore, I think you need some time together. Reflect on your past together and old pictures, go out for a bit with the kids being babysat, etc. just romantic shit and personal time together. Think about what you can do for her, even ask her that. It may not be fun because she'll probably give you chores you don't want to do, but just do it for her with a good attitude to show you care and want to make her happy. She'll do the same.
That just sounds like it's her period then. That's normal. Figuring out when girls get horny is like trying to use a zodiac calendar to figure out the day of the apocalypse. You gotta figure out what time in her cycle she gets horny, and which times she just isn't. It helps both of you if you have her get a period calendar app on her phone so you can judge accordingly.
A week after he period is usually around the fertile/ ovulation days so it makes sense. I've known a girl who got her horniest DURING her period, but luckily I wasn't close enough with her to have to have sex. My girlfriend is usually a little bit during the fertile period, not at all during ovulation, and the her horniest the few days after ovulation.
This fucking shit is so complicated and horniness is very circumstantial already. Meanwhile guys are just horny whenever you want them to be.
Truth. I took some of that for just a couple weeks and had to stop because it was a fucking mess to clean up. Even now that it's been months since I last took a pill my loads are still fucking massive.
I see you sent it to your deer friend
also, check em
>just realized I see my dad take both of those every night
i-it's just a coincidence, right? it's for some kind of health benefit, right?
During her period is her horniest.
Heavy bleeder too, but I don't really give a shit, can just shower afterward.
The big problem is the week after, I have to do everything just right in bed and not miss a day or I'm out until the bitch mood fades.
no hate lol, but i had no idea there were this many people who speak fluently in european languages/ are from those countries who also post here in seemingly american style english
me: ahhh there is a spider in my toilett
she: i bet you screamed like a girl
Ich bin mir nicht sicher, ob das Bayrisch oder Schweizer-Deutsch ist.
No trips, but send it to my mom
you have to get trips now to impress me