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If dubs text your crush.
If trips text your family member.
If quads text everyone on your contacts list.
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>>682636962
roll
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ASDASD
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>>682637833
Winrar
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>>682636962
>crush
underage b&
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>>682636962
roll
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>>682638016
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>>682636962
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>>682638334
goddamit one off
was totaly hoping to get trips so i could send it to my mum
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>>682636962
lol
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>>682638323
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>>682636962
>tfw I haven't had a crush since I graduated 4 years ago
I really need to get out
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rOOOOLl
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xxxxxx
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>>682638511
Winrar2
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>>682638323
That look like the biggest set of faggots that ever faggotted and faggy faggington.

...but I'd bone the fagging fuck out of that redhead on the left
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roller
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sushi roll
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r
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>>682639055
Winrar3
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>>682636962
Rolling. But what if IF i got no crush
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I guess
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Imma get quads
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Rolls
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holy fuck someone deliver shit FUCKING THREAD
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Come on trips
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Orange get
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trips fr
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>>682636962
Jokes on you i have no crush
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>>682636962

ok....rolling
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>>682636962
roollllin'
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>>682639994
lucky boy
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if 33 i'll rape my cat on cam
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Good thing I just broke my phone, quads mean n8thing!
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>>682640278
I am sure you hoped to get 33
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>>682640377
Winrar4
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>>682640377
Was probably gonna do it anyway, brb with results
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Bumpity
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>>682639971
You have to be new here>>682639994
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Rolling bitch
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Dubs are faggots! Still waiting for the delivery
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>>682636962
roll
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>>682640363
im gunna do it anyway
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dey see me rollin
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>>682640899
I SEE ME ROLLIN AND [email protected] HATIN FUCKING DUBS
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I havent got dubs but i did it anyway. Its in german btw
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oh fuck
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Succ
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>>682640377
My b anons my phone was in a fatal state
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>>682641105
What's your Relation, she doesnt seem chocked like she saw your dick already
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>>682641639
Yes we fucked already
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>>682641639
>implying that all women can't take jokes
probably a good friend of him, I bet that if I sent a picture like that to one of my good friends they would understand it was a joke and just laugh
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>>682636962
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>>682636962
Rolling
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>>682641851
Nice she wants it
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>>682641851
i zozzled
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>>682641851
Best one saw far
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røllïñ
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rawl
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>>682641105
so far only the Germans get the humour? what is this world coming to??
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rolling since i was young
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>>682636962
Sent it to my wife. She said "that is not your wiener"
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Sent it to mom... now im grounded
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>>682642222
now send it to everyone
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>>682638393
Don't let your memes be dreams.
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>>682642222
Winrar xD
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P-please OP-chan
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rolin rolin roll
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hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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>>682638461
I really really like this image.
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>>682642369
echs dee
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>>682636962
roll
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Aight
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>>682636962
Quads please
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>>682642688
>>682642699

Winners.
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>>682636962
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but what about quints?
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>>682642699
Guess my girlfriend it is. She probably won't reply, she's pretty pissed at me and hasn't been talking to me all day.
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many dubs but so less pictures
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>>682643079
why she mad?
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>>682643079
Good luck dude maybe she will warm up
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time to roll,
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>>682636962
why the fuck would I send it to my crush? I don't want her knowing there's bigger cocks out there
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>>682636962
Ruwl
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>>682636962

thats /b ad2016?
fuking amazing
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Rolly polly
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Quads get
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Witness me
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>>682642931
how in the fuck does he cum so much? advice pls bros.
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>>682643731
Mediocre!
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>>682643159
I fell asleep the night before last before we could have sex. Then got in a big fight last night because she was falling asleep. The major downside to having kids is that they cock block like no other.
>>682643216
Not likely. When she gets this mad tomorrow will be the earliest she'll lighten up.
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>>682636962
le op
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>>682636962
rolling
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>>682643781
stop jerking off twice a day and maybe you too could cum that much
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Thread had Potential, but it's pretty lame
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Gave it a go, I think I'm in the shitter, lol no response yet, let's see what happens
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>>682644966
Ayy
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>>682636962
meh wtf
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>>682643781
It comes naturally to most people like me. However, if you want to increase quantity then you need to start taking soy lecithin.
>>682644561
I cum more than twice a day and at least 2 a day are more than in the webm.
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>>682638461
anyone that wears the guy fawkes mask needs to be nailed to a cross.
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fuck it, roll
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>>682645283

dafuq you say ?
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>>682645584
jesus fucking christ.
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Rollerino
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>>682638323
2nd from the right would be the coolest motherfucker back in the 90's
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>>682643913
Welcome to marriage, you're nearly guaranteed no sex. It's just how it is. You both need to realize that, but it seems like you're still learning.

Having a kid will drain all of your energy and take all of your time. Any minute you have with your kid asleep is naturally use to either sleep yourself or relax before you have to get back to the work again.

You may hate the no sex thing but you guys just don't have the time or energy for that and you need to understand that.

If you have any family who would be willing to babysit just for a night, you could do that to get a day off to have fun and finally have sex again. It'll definitely rejuvenate you.
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>>682647458
That's total BS. Married 10 yrs with 2 kids and we have sex all the time.
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rool
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>>682647684
Every situation's different I guess.

But it sounds your kids are fairly older, they're not going to take all your energy and have a set bedtime schedule. It's easy to have sex then. It sounded like that anon has babies, at least somewhere between 1-3 years old.

If you have 1-3 year olds and are having sex instead of sleeping when your kid falls asleep, you have the energy of a lion or some shit. Which is cool, but rare.
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>>682645050
fuck yes waiting for report
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i will never get dubs
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>>682647684
Yes, your anecdote beats his anecdote. You win the internets!

Faggot. Statistically after marriage sex goes down. My wife was practically a nymph when we got together. It was amazing. I'll never forget the day we did it over 10 freaking times. Then as time went on and wanted to do it less and less.

Now no matter how much I complain it's basically 1-2 times a week. On occasion I'll get 3 but that's rare.

Kids cock block like crazy and the the marriage itself is a cock block. It's cock blocks all the way down.
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>>682636962
>If quads text everyone on your contacts list.
roll, sure, why not
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>>682642222
kek
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>>682648314
Well, definitely not having it 10x a day. 3-5 a week. Kids are 3 and 5 yrs old. Just need to be creative and flexible.
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>>682638762
>the biggest set of faggots that ever faggotted and faggy faggington
so the entire population of /b/ then
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>>682647458
I'm the dude you quoted.
When I was married, four years, never did my sex life ever die down. A brief moment after my daughter was born just because the doctor orders.
But this happens about once a month and it's always within a week after her period, if I don't give her the d, I miss it for about two/three more days then back to daily. Been with her going on three years this month.
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>>682643781
prostate massage
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>>682648314
Not necessarily. When the kids get older, it takes less of your physical energy to raise them and the strict bedtime gives you guys time for sex.

Now if you guys just aren't desiring sex anymore, I think you need some time together. Reflect on your past together and old pictures, go out for a bit with the kids being babysat, etc. just romantic shit and personal time together. Think about what you can do for her, even ask her that. It may not be fun because she'll probably give you chores you don't want to do, but just do it for her with a good attitude to show you care and want to make her happy. She'll do the same.
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d
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>>682636962
Roll
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>>682643781
L-argenine and zinc. You too can cum buckets.
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>>682638323
I dont get it, where did that hot redhead on the left come from
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>>682636962
Roll
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>>682649022
That just sounds like it's her period then. That's normal. Figuring out when girls get horny is like trying to use a zodiac calendar to figure out the day of the apocalypse. You gotta figure out what time in her cycle she gets horny, and which times she just isn't. It helps both of you if you have her get a period calendar app on her phone so you can judge accordingly.

A week after he period is usually around the fertile/ ovulation days so it makes sense. I've known a girl who got her horniest DURING her period, but luckily I wasn't close enough with her to have to have sex. My girlfriend is usually a little bit during the fertile period, not at all during ovulation, and the her horniest the few days after ovulation.

This fucking shit is so complicated and horniness is very circumstantial already. Meanwhile guys are just horny whenever you want them to be.
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>>682649644
Deers can text.
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>>682649377
Truth. I took some of that for just a couple weeks and had to stop because it was a fucking mess to clean up. Even now that it's been months since I last took a pill my loads are still fucking massive.
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>>682636962
Roll
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>>682648314
What statistics?!
You're talking out of your fookin arse m8.
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>>682649644
I see you sent it to your deer friend
also, check em
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>>682641851
ask her what to do with it
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>>682649644
>whudufuq
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useless roll
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>>682649377
>just realized I see my dad take both of those every night
i-it's just a coincidence, right? it's for some kind of health benefit, right?
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No dubs but fuck it

11people in group
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>>682649762
During her period is her horniest.
Heavy bleeder too, but I don't really give a shit, can just shower afterward.
The big problem is the week after, I have to do everything just right in bed and not miss a day or I'm out until the bitch mood fades.
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roooooooooooooooooooll
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>no dubs still, also send it to mah luuv
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>>682650389

Huge loads over your mother's tits. Semen is good for the skin.
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>>682650663
real pirates go into the red see
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>>682650967
Ofc she knows you lie :) hahhah
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>>682650967
>sending it to your fiance
why, she's going to know both that that isn't your toilet and your dick isn't that big
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>>682650967
>ICE
in germany thats a train
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>>682636962
c'mon quads
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>>682650389
There's a health benefit alright. Your mom is getting more than her recommended daily protein intake
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>>682650389
Protein synthesis. Mainly for the loads though.
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>>682651017
so that's why she looks so young
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>>682651086
Ice in slovakia=my country

Means in case of emergency

>also fiancee knows im 19,5cm dont woory
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>>682651111
No fucking way
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>>682651209
ah
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>>682651111
do it fagt
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>>682651111
bum
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>>682636962
check em
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>>682651086
It means incase of emergency in the US
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>>682651309
What?
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>>682651111
>1111
Now thats a WINRAR 4 u
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>>682651111
do it, it happens once in a lifetime. don't waste it being a faggot
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>>682651111
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>>682651111
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>>682649644
>Whudufuq?
>Deng
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>>682650490
zdravim brata
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>>682651111
check'd
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>>682636962
Someone post the one without spider
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>>682636962
no hate lol, but i had no idea there were this many people who speak fluently in european languages/ are from those countries who also post here in seemingly american style english
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>>682650967
>>682650490
How's it going in Slovakia m8? Immigrants treating you well?
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Rollerinho.
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>>682651111
winrar
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>>682651588
Dubs faggot
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>>682651508
Its a deer, theyre still learning our language.
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>>682651588
do it
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>>682636962
Not getting any get,just doing it for fun. Ill be kn touch.
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>>682636962
Is that a dingus or a turd in there with it?
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>>682651781
it is now, check these bad boys
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>>682651781
Yes.
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>>682651111
Singles get
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dubs lesgo
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>>682651846
What should I check?
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O shit
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>>682651841
>is that a dingus

fucking kek
how can you not tell?
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>>682651781
15 dubs and 200 replies. If anything, it's an anti-get thread.
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>>682651111
hot diggity damn
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>>682651665
Who should I text if I have no crush?
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>>682651548
Cauko
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>>682636962
roll
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>>682652083
Mom, sister, any female.
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>>682652241
Not trips.
I also don't have a sister.
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>>682651652
We dont have them as many. No sign whatsoever
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me: ahhh there is a spider in my toilett

she: i bet you screamed like a girl
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>>682636962

Rollingbollin'
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>>682652331
Say, like a girl? Bitch do you not see the size of my meat stick?
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>>682651111
Is this real life?
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>>682652331
Ich bin mir nicht sicher, ob das Bayrisch oder Schweizer-Deutsch ist.
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ROLLO
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>>682651111

Kill yourself

I've seen this happen way too many times to believe this is random
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>>682652331
Yo bitch can't recognize a dick's shadow
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>>682647199
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>>682652613
österreicher
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>>682652528
Is this just fantasy?
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What a shit response
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>>682636962
Roll
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>>682652528

Thanks, now I have Bohemian Rhapsody in my head.
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>>682652799
Caught in a landslide?
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>>682652866
No escape from reality
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>>682652843
Not a bad song to have stuck in your head tbh. Freddie Mercury's voice is like creamy chocolate.
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>>682652824
Kek what a prudy bitch
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Roll ive got no crush tho if dubz replay deciceds to whom ( no family tho)
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>>682653002
hey your
>>682653000
was stolen
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>>682636962
roll
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>>682653002
So damn close.
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No trips, but send it to my mom
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New thread guys! Lets now use my picture....

Here goes new thread --->>>682653152

Same rules
Just say--->i tripped and broke my ankle... :(
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>>682636962
>no toilet seat
>spider
>anon captured shadow of strap-on.
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>>682636962
Roll ya bastard
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>>682653204

Please what is meanings
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>>682653204
Translation?
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>>682653225
sorry, but the picture in this thread is funnier
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>>682653155
>>682653244
ya dun goofed
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>>682652986
Open your eyes
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>>682653204
You're crazy.
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>>682653155
YOU MISSED YOUR DUBS DUMBASS
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>>682653308
It says:
"You dirty boy."

"I will spank you today."
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>>682653356
look up to the skies and see
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>>682653308
Look at this huge Spider

Wtf
Grose
Both of them
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New thread ----> >>682653152
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>>682653403
Lel
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>>682653403
Kinky
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>>682653155
>>682653244
>>682653455
>missed dubs
you have to get trips now to impress me
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>>682653558
ive got them
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>>682653558
Goddamnit
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>>682653558
Rip
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>>682653558
You fucking disappointment. gtfo and never return.
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>>682653558
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>>682653077
>>682653155
>>682653244
>>682653455
And then
>>682653558
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>>682653225
I'm not arab though
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Guys New thread ----> >>682653152
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>>682653724
THATS A FUCKING SHIT PICTURE IT DOESNT EVEN LOOK ACCIDENTAL FUCK OFF
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Don't have a crush
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>>682653445
I'm just a huge boy
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