b, how to attract women ?
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how to attract women ?
>>682636048
Be everything you're not.
>>682636048
First off leave 4chan forever, that is a good start
>>682636048
Get off /b/ for starters
be normie enough to keep them around after the first interaction
then you get your tendies
>>682636048
If you really wanted to know then you wouldn't be asking /b.
Lure them in with nutella
>>682636048
sauce?
Two simple rules:
1. Be attractive
2. Don't not be attractive
First you get the power
>>682638525
august ames
>>682638726
Then you get the money
>>682636048
i dont see any tiny black footed ferrets asshole
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Piss yourself in public. Piss contains hormones that naturally will attract women.
>Be rich
>Be good looking
>Be charismatic
>Be interesting
if you can offer none of these things then the only girls you'll attract will be the ones that are starved for attention
I read on here, that all you have to do is go to strip club, get a private dance- then place your strippers hand on your dick and she will touch it!
>>682636641
this is what I did to get to get a gf, thanks
Ejaculate in women's rooms and wait by the door for it to be used. Once they sit down your sperm will trigger their periods and soon nothing will stop the sexy time.
>>682636048
Chloroform and Rope.
Use Axe Body Spray
>>682636390
this.
>>682636048
you can fish for women by tying about 5,000$ dollars together and putting it onto a fishing line. beware though you attract a lot of other fish with this bait.
Just ask devin for his mom's phone number.
>>682638877
Then you get all the Steam games you want.
>>682636048
-Be over 6'
-Have the capability to grow a grizzly beard
-Be able to attain a slight beer gut
-Have some sense of humor
-Have a good looking proportionate face
Congratulations, if you meet all (If not, most) then you will be able to attract a majority of modern day women.
>get of 4chan
>go to bathroom
>look yourself in the mirror
>reevaluate your life
>start working out
>fake your confidence, it will come
>brush teeth, take a shower
>get fit
>try to socialise
>don't talk about things that can make spagetthi out of your pockets
>remember that friends are more important than girlfriends+increasing your network will eventually hook you up with someone
>most important part fake your confidence, after a while it will come
>straighten your back, it will make you feel better
>don't wear fedora
>don't talk about anime, manga, what kind of porn you are into, d&d, rektthreads and don't quote fucking internet memes
>key to success
>>682640132
Forgot Money and or Drugs
>>682636048
Money
Swag
Be fit and good looking
Have huge pepe
Make nba baskets or hiphop musack
Be perfectly gentleman
Become a sect leader
Make sure you always got some dank tendies in your fannypack, bitches love it
>>682636048
easy op just use your BBC YA DOLT
>>682640196
You don't even need (a lot of) money, there are plenty of women that don't require that if they wanna hook up. Money can be necessary for attracting long-term relationship-kind of girls though. They love financial security.
Drugs are for degenerate women anyways. There are A LOT of women who don't even do drugs.
masturbate in public
Be attractive?
No really, that's it. I cannot stand the PUA idiots or the people who get involved in those underground pick up artist communities. They're bullshit. The $3,000 pick up bootcamps are bullshit as well.
There's seriously no fucking secret. Be attractive. That is it.
What's attractive to women? It's not men. Women do not like men. Women like the perks and benefits that come with them but they do not like men. Women like your shiny car, that extravagant lifestyle and the financial aid you give them. They know you're the only way to put a child inside of them.
Pretend to be rich
Or get rich
Become a fitfag
Pretend you're important with a lot of power
Stop listening to your Mother, Grandma and betafags about how confidence and your kind heart will find the right girl. It won't. You will be alone.
>>682640806
>There are A LOT of women who don't even do drugs.
You've never been to a city have you?
>>682640579
>>682640878
>682640878
I have, but you wouldn't need to have/do drugs to get with them though. Most of those types already have a plug to provide them their "needs" anyways. knowing someone who can supply them drugs might be a huge plus, but you don't have to be affiliated with it to attract them.
be yourself and then seduce her with your memes xd
>>682641468
>memes
They're called maymays
you must be desperate. like you are literally asking /b/ about how to attract girls.
>>682636048
walk around like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_nuPlE2KU8
bonus points: hold a sign that reads "STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT"
>>682636048
Be hot and be a dick
