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Anyone know how to remove it?
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Stop being a criminal scumbag.
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saw ur foot off with diabetes
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>>682636138
why that?
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You can't, loser. Don't think anyone else has thought of that? God you're retarded
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>>682636143
shut the fuck up
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>>682636038
Dumb bitch probably got a DUI. Stop being a degenerate and it'll eventually come off. Like fucking magic!
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Keep eating looks like its bouta bust you whale titts or gtfo
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stop drinking
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TITS or GTFO
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>>682636038
Do the time, faggot. Be gratefull you're not getting your anus destroyed in prision.
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>>682636038
Make sure you reroute the sensor and wires whilst cutting it, Preventing an alarm
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>>682636038
Faraday cage.
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dubs xDDDDD
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>>682636038
Yes. The device works by maintaining a closed circuit. Any break to the circuit trips it. The key is to maintain the circuit. You will need a copper wire, some solder and cutting tools. Can you post more photos of it so I can determine the model?
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>>682636038
you can wrap it in allumnium foil. it keeps the radio waves from going out. you still got it but you can go where you want.
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Circular saw is the way to go.
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>>682636138
/thread
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>>682636038
Just simply stop being a waste of human resources.
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>>682636038
I got it! fuck you assholes
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>>682636038
cut your toe, is the only way to get it out.
Better freeze the dick before doing anything stupid.
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>>682636602

>this
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>>682636752
>not the same id
Sure
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Fake
http://thiagovenco.jusbrasil.com.br/noticias/201554586/ministerio-publico-cerca-pixadores-com-acusacao-de-formacao-de-quadrilha
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>>682636038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QH20M7gG0c
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>>682636518
Its a model T1000
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Ya... run as far away from your house. And bingo it will fall right off
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>>682636038
Fill a bathtub with water, get a toaster, plug it in, take a bath with the toaster. The electronics get confused and it unlocks.
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>>682636854
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>>682636518
Its a TR-8R MCB8 420-69
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can we see your pussy?
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>>682636038
stop breaking the law ass hat
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>>682636830
Brazil has ankle bracelets? Whats the point? If they leave the house higher chance of getting killed. Isn't every brazilian a retarded criminal? They also suck at video games.
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show us your butt hole
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>>682636138
This.
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Just fucking wear it. Improve your life while you're at it. It serves as a reminder to let you know that there SHOULD be some punishment in your life. I went to jail for the cultivation of marijuana in 2011. Released 8 months later. Guess what I did? I went to get a degree from CC and now I'm in top university and found a girl that I'm now going steady with. Don't take it off OP. Make your parents proud by becoming better than this.
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>>682636972
>>682636939
Better than a YLYL
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>>682636248
nah, bullshit. there's a button on the back which says "over-ride password" and it just falls off.
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Just say please. It will unlatch itself.

Please and thank you are the magic words.


Faggot OP has no manners.
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>>682636939
Confirmed, this works.
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Painted tonails. Either OP is a fag, or needs to Tits or gtfo.
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Have you watched saw?
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>>682636038
Nail polish remover.
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>>682636939
>The electronics get confused and it unlocks
holy shit this is golden
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>>682637136
>best cs go team in world
>bet best team NA at League worlds
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omg this bread is fucking hilarious - criminal skumbag being "cyberbullied" - i love you reptilian fucks
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>>682636038
show pics of your soles and i will focus my psychic energy on the picture and it will magically fall off
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>>682636939
This.

Re-routing the circuits will take too much time and requires skills. You'll probably have the first, not the later. Otherwise you wouldn't get caught
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>>682638277
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>>682638463
Touched a nerve eh? Faggot!
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I wore one last year for 30 days. I could go anywhere just couldnt drink alcohol or use any product that contained alcohol for 30 days. Just some mouth wash would have put me in jail.
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>>682638558
Nah,not even mad
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>>682636038

Post boobs with timestamp. That might help.
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>>682637136
bruh, mordekaiser est numero uno
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If you really want help from b you have to show tits/pussy.
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>>682637136
Agreed Brazil is like the world's dumpster. They can't even speak Spanish properly.
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>>682636038
i can help. but i'll need a timestamp with it (to not waste my time) and boobs (for the masses)
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>>682638595
how would an ankle bracelet monitor your alcohol intake
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>>682638889
they speak portogeese you retard
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>>682636939
>This
>Adams song makes for good background music
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It had a sensor that detected alchohol through your skin. Had to go once a week for them to hook it up to a computer to check the history.
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>>682639031
How's that bait taste?
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>>682636038
cut off foot
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>>682639133
>a sensor that detects alchohol through your skin
what a time to be alive
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>>682639031
Dafuq is portogoose?
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>>682638889
Can you?
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>>682636752
Mfw different serial number
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>>682639031
>portogeese a la bolognese
>Italano
>spanhol
>Inglish

I guess I am a polilingual being now.
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If you cut it off quick with scissors they won't notice. Smash it with a hammer right after quickly too. The signal will get lost and can't find you
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>>682639478
Si senor
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Pee on it
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>>682636038
>Break your ankle
>Slip your foot through
>Profit
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>>682639557
This sounds promising.
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>>682639341
A goose from porto obviously
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>>682639734
It's not a portable goose then?
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>>682636248
One could assume that anyone that is wearing one of these isn't all that smart in the first place.
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you don't need to remove it if it is an alcohol monitor, you just need to make a block plate that covers the holes on the sensor side.
fucking ez-pz
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It has a sensor that detects tampering. If it does not get a reading from your skin it knows something was put there to block it and you are in violation.
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>>682636038
Why you wearing an ez pass?
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>>682639587
I mean real spanish,not latino shit
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these are real? i thought we got rid of this shit in court a while ago
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>>682636038
Nicel ankle bracelet OP but it dont look very stylish
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These devices are part of probation. A substitute for spending time in jail.
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>>682640713
Edit: heat up the rubber strap and stretch it till it fits over your foot
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Mine set off the metal detector getting on a plane.
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>>682639587
>Si seƱor.
There, fixed it for you faggot.
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Those ankle bracelets in UK are too tiny compared to that thing
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It also got me put in a room for questioning at the airport in Havana Cuba. They almost wouldnt let me in.
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>>682641056
Soo not too
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>>682640739
they're incredibly illegal and unconstitutional. plus they give it to you because they can't put you in prison, not as an alternative
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>>682640452
you must be retarded.
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>>682636038
Yeah. Quit being a waste of society, get your shit together, get a job and shut the fuck up.
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If you have TOR you can go on the deep web and buy a key for it.
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>>682641193
Unconstitutional what a joke
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>>682641299
Goddamn it faggot, you just broke the biggest rule in the book. I'd kill you myself but your level of Autism is probably lethal. You should be shot, have your skin ripped off, boiled in a bag of salt, and cremated.
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>>682641531
whats this guy talking about
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>>682641531
2edgy5me
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>>682636261
Found the diabetic
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>>682641531
He's not wrong. Number One Rule: Don't mention the Darknet....OH SHIT
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>>682641531
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>>682642036
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!
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>>682636038
Just walk back across the border to Mexico and cut it off back home. Come back after, commit more crimes. Repeat.
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>>682641531

I don't get why we shouldn't mention the DeepWeb/Darkenet?
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>>682642416
2edgy4most
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>>682636481
Faraday cage will only get the cops to come to the house as it will block the signal
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>>682636038
We know it's you, Jennie Chenkins
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>>682636038
Chainsaw
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>>682636939
Qualified Electrician here, can confirm this will work, just make sure to hold something metal in your hand so it you dont electrocute yourself.
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>>682644350
Can also put put on flip flops
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>>682638936
magic
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>>682636038
Break your foot and slide it down.
They have a heat sensor though so go get a heating blanket and put it on low and set it on thats
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