Just got into an argument because the one millionth person said " May the 4th be with you "
I told him i was going to tie him to a chair and put out lit cigarettes on naked body while screaming over and over again;
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
So, now him and a few other friends think i have problems, I prolly lost them as friends,
ole' well.
So /b/ how was your day ?
Worse then yours, the girl I've had feelings for since I met her was just asked out by my best friend
May the 4th be with you
Allright
>>682634399
Hello beta.
Don't be pissy cuz your friend had more balls than you.
Man the fuck up and make a move next time...or remain the little bitch that complains about shit they had total control over but, didn't move on.
The 4th be with you cooral!
>>682634220
>May the 4th be with you
ha
>>682634220
Sounds like you need one of those special teachers that help autistic kids with social skills.
>>682634399
Did you learn your lesson?
Did you learn that being an awkward mook around girls you like literally solves nothing?
Did you learn that you have to actually make an effort?
Did you learn that other males are also competing for her attention?
Your friend alpha's up and took a chance, and the odds were in his favor, now she is getting pumped full of his alpha genes and you are jerking off on 4chan.
Better luck next time kid.
>>682634220
To put this in perspective, if it was December 25th, and people had been telling you "Merry Christmas" all day, would you suddenly decide to threaten to torture the next person to say "Merry Christmas"?
If you answer 'yes' then you definitely have problems.
March the 4th be with you.
>>682635161
Thats like a tradition thats been around for literally hundreds of years.
These cocksuckers are saying it and calling today national Star Wars day.
I like star wars alot, but its still fucking gay as hell.
>>682635433
Same shit though. It's a day where people say a particular line, as a nod towards whatever it is that the day is commemorating. Freaking out on people for observing it makes you the asshole.
>>682635161
I don't know. I think OP has a point.
>>682634220
may the 4th be with u op
>>682635602
I think you being argumentative about this because you are one of those faggots that posted/shared
" may the 4th be with you " on facebook. "
Yes, goddamit, I not only threaten to torture people who say Merry Christmas on Chrisitmas. I also abduct, rape and kill girls who say "Happy New Year" on January 1st and slaughter your family if you say "Have a Happy Fourth," on July 4th. My main wrath, however, is reserved for those who say "Hot enough for you?" during a heat wave. where I bomb their home town with extreme loss of life
Have A Nice Day.
>>682636202
Are you muslim? l'm sensing a theme here
>>682636104
>Implying I use shillbook
No, I just think you're an autist sperging about and complaining when people call you out for doing so.
>>682636351
If someone says God be with you I send the Air Force to bomb their country
>>682636588
Its fucking gay and you know it.
And stop using the word autistic about everything, its only funny when someone actually does something autistic.
Not when someone dislikes it when people who dont even watch star wars blurt out " MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU HUUURRRR "
>>682637313
I used the word autist exactly once to describe you, and you're not doing a particularly good job of backing up that you aren't one.
I never said it wasn't idiotic, but losing your shit on people for stupid reasons is just as bad or worse, which you SHOULD know (provided you were a functioning member of society).
>>682637792
well, i didnt really lose my shit perse' its not like screamed at him or anything, i was hoping the friend would know i was sort of joking out of annoyance.
>>682634220
May the 4th be with you
>>682634220
but this didnt really happen did it op?
what really happened is you giggled politely when they said it, and then you imagined what you wanted to do to them and posted it on /b/
>>682634220
This is now a may the 4th be with you thread
>>682634220
May the 4th be with you!
>>682637966
Then you probably fucked up the tone of what you said.
Not to mention that people who don't frequent this shithole of website tend to be offput by things we would find normal. You would do well to remember that next time, /b/rother.
>>682634399
Sorry man, may the 4th be with you.
Has anyone heard of my son Devin? He comes here alot when he's not supposed to looking at God knows what. If you don't tell me where he is I'm going to have to report this website to the police becuase of all the innappropriate and illegal stuff on here.
>>682634220
Is someone giving you the 4th the 4th the 4th the 4th the 4th the 4th the 4th the the 4th the 4th the 4th the the 4th the 4th the 4th the the 4th the 4th the 4th the the 4th the 4th the 4th the 4th be with you
>>682638404
you sound very wise, I bet you are the guy who likes to give advice to his friends, and then, whenever you leave, your friends shake their heads.
Can i put you in a little backpack and carry you around while you teach me the ways of the force?
>>682638685
Nice b8 m8. I r8 that b8 8/8
>>682638856
Hell yes.
And while you're probably right about my friends, they're on the same level as you asshats, so it hardly matters.
>>682634220
Dont forget to let the 4th be with you dude
>>682639059
Yo op. Let the 4th be with you. You trap loving faggot.
>>682639059
I bet you cried to titanic you fucking homo
>>682639152
Not OP
>>682639296
I'll bet you spanked it to Wild Bill's mirror scene in Silence of the Lambs while sucking your boyfriend's 'feminine penis'.
>>682639581
Yea i did spank it to wild bills scene in silence of the lamb because he looked lile rosie o donell and chubby girls get me hard faggot. As to sucking my boyfriends feminine penis nope i was fucking the shit out of your dad.
>>682634220
May the 4th...be with you.
>>682639792
This looks like Rosie O'Donnel to you?
Are you fucking blind?
>>682640285
Looks the same to me man
>>682640829
I guess if you kinda squint, a little bit...
He's still not all that chubby though.
