>tfw had gf for a year now
>tfw you realize they're a waste of time and money
>tfw all they do is bitch and whine
Why do so many neckbeards desperately want a gf? There's no positive aspect of having a gf
i agree so fucking much, it's useless. other then the weekly blowjob and the constant sex i don't see a reason for having a girlfriend. i guess i'm kind of unlucky, because my girlfriend is a full fledged(sorry for poor grammar) feminazi. she is always on tumblr and ever since she foud out i'm a /b/rother she doesn't let me browse /b/ anymore, but i still do .all i can say to the neckbeards of 4chin is that it is way better to just buy a prostitute or masturbate then to be in a relationship with the wrong person
i forgot to say that even tho i'm basically a whiteknight, she still calls me a sexist on the inside for asking her if i can carry her bag , she is the worst, she actualy said to me once that i should commit suicide because no one will ever love me,and that i am scum next to her... It's hard guys, but at least i get to fuck her... i honestly don't know it that pussy is worth the price.
i don't know man, i just told her goodnight, like i always do, and she started blarting all this shit, that i am nothing, that i should just kill my self, because no one will ever love me
My girlfriend is cool. We argue from time to time. But we play dark souls 3 together & watch youtube. I like waking up and seeing her beautiful face everyday.
We fight quite a bit but it doesnt make her not worth it.
I guess it really depends on who youre with.
Sex is stupidly overrated. I stick my dick into her, she gets CRAZY fucking wet, she just lies there moaning up a storm, and eventually I imagine cumming in my hot female friends faces. If we go for more than 30 minutes I can barely even feel her pussy. It's like I don't even know if I'm pumping into her. Not that I have no girth to deal with, it's just... boring.
That's really it. Boring. Then I rub her until an orgasm or two, and I lie there, sweating because she's fucking white-hot with warmth. If we cuddled on one of the poles we'd melt every scrap of ice in a million miles around.
Jerking off is way fucking better.
You actually spend money on your gf. The only time I've ever spent money on mine was for either food or so we both could get high.
Bitch ain't my wife, she can support herself
It's not just that you let her buy her half. It's more that she wants to set fire to money along with you. "Let's order out", "let's go out", "let's watch a movie", "let's do something expensive that we can't afford because we're just young students".
And when I say no, which I often do, I'm kind of boring.
Neckbeards have shitty lives and think getting a gf will magically make everything better; cure depression, give them something to spend time on/with, improve their confidence and so on.
They dont know how relationships work, they simply crave the romantic Hollywood story where a hot person comes and picks up some loser and makes him/her better and they live happily forever after.
>had super hot gf for two years
>come to these same realization
>break up and now on my third year being single
>go to bars and fuck married women whos husbands are idiots for letting their wives go out to bars
>this strengthens my realizations
>spend down time playing video games and surfing the world wide web
>dont shave anymore because i only used to because of that stuck up bitch
i dont know whether im a neckbeard or a man whos dont some cucking
what have i become
are you a fuckin retard man? how can you stay in this kind of shit relationship for so long? a man cant have such low dignity to swallow all this kind of shit. man the fuck up, fuck her like there's no tomorrow and then dump here the fuck up, recreate yourself and find yourself a normal woman
the only time i spend money on her is condoms, ocasional pizza( like twice a month ) and buying her a birthday present, wich was like 100$ . the only thing i spend is time, and my decaying sense of self respect
The problem starts when you make women a central part of your life. It's just an addition, you've got to have your own life, hobbys and friends. Then it's all good.
They appreciate it and don't treat you like a cuck.
post pictures of her,
also: be a man, treat her like shit (even thoguh you wouldn't want to). Feminists think men are garbage nomatter what they do so you can be as nasty, rude and sexist as you wish. Beaat her, rape her, be alpha. The only thing she will do is go back to tublr, she will never go to the police because she thinks the police inforcces rape cluture.
Have fun man, slap her once for me.
i know dude, i've been with her for almost 6 months now, i just don't have the guts to dump her, her birthday is in a few days, and i feel like after all the times she sucked my dick, she deserves a birthday present. all of my friends told me to dump her, but i just don't know how/have the guts to....
Maybe to you its useless.. But my bitch cooks cleans makes good money and spends it on us.. She keeps me warm on cold nights and is there to listen when i need her. She is the reason i wont anhero... She is a dime as well. Petite and sexy.. Smart fun. Yes sometimes annoying.. But u need to find the crazy u can live with.. If u havnt had this in ur life i can see how u may think its pointless. But after u have a taste of salt you cant live without it.. Fuckin betas.. Ha
Yeah fuck that shit, you ain't boring nigga. Going to a fucking cafe to drink coffee is boring etc.
These bitchs don't want to go to the beach and do anything but sunbake, then they want to fucking leave and "cuddle" fuck that. Just do your own thing bro, my bitch won't fuck off, i have to tell that bitch she can go out and she still calls me sayin "i miss you" at 3 in the god damn morning.
not him man. this is her
ITT: op spoke the truth and was 100% not a faggot.
well you're a boring fucker who fucks in missionary 100% of the time. get some exp. think about that. what makes jerking off so much better? the way it feels? the fact you can imagine things? how about you fucking DO THESE MOTHERFUCKING THINGS THEN?! geee its not that hard. but youll learn when you get into your mid twenties.
I know a cupple like this, actually I know many like this but most of them broke it up after a year or two, the cupple that is still together is so boring tht it feels like you hang out with plants. But I think you could be ok with such a life.
hmmm ok i had some hmm "stuff" you could call relationships, had a few sex.. but that was long ago
however one of my friends do have a lot of sex, and he did really said that, most girl just lay there like you are supposed to do all the work and be greatful that she let you fuck her basically
now i wouldnt go to the extent that a girlfriend is totally useless,, i mean there were girls i liked, and fantasized about living together etc etc..
but maybe thats just it, it all way fantasy, maybe in reality it really is useless... i mean from what i gather,, there are good things, but just as much bad, and if your not lucky you get one of these stuck up, lay like a piece of wood in bed girls..
so ye as it stands now, i just wish i would have tons of money, then if i feel like it, go and have sex with a nice professional.
>you ain't boring nigga
I'm not, but you really have to be "on". I can't very well just chill and shitpost online or whatever, because she'll be in my ear, nagging.
And my girl is way, way, WAY more into me than I am into her. No risk of her just leaving. However, I still don't want her to be bored when she visits me, which means I have to entertain her in some fashion.
Yeah, this is most likely it. She's 70kg, so she retains quite a bit of heat.
I fuck her in tons of different ways. Legs above my shoulders, doggy, her on her belly, her sideways with one leg above shoulder, while we're laying on the side and I'm behind. Still boring.
I'm 24, she was my first, and she keeps saying I'm "the best she's ever had" and "amazing", which I presume is a bit of bullshit because she's just really into me.
Had a gf for a year and a half now, it feels like it's slowly worse. The amount of sex we have is slowing down drastically, before she always seemed so keen to please me now she treats sex like a chore and if i'm horny then i'm a bad person. She is so quick to start an argument over everything and she won't understand that i have different opinions to her and when we do argue as quick as she starts it she running away; she'll face away, ignore me, go on her phone,ect. Oh shit don't get me started on her phone, i didn't pay for a train and bus ticket to just watch you scroll through fucking instagram, especially when i try to be romantic or intimate and she just pulls it like i'm not there.
I feel i always try to be a good boyfriend, i always compliment her, i let her do what she wants even if i really don't want to (such as living in an other country together for 2 months) , i make her breakfast and lunch while she sits in bed on her damn phone. A lot of the time while i'm with her i just wish i was alone so i can play video games
I do love her but i'm starting to have doubts
>how about you fucking DO THESE MOTHERFUCKING THINGS THEN?!
Forgot to say: She's incredibly jealous, so I doubt she'd let me fuck her girlfriend or do some kinkier shit. Tried fucking her face, but it doesn't feel good to me. Her blowjobs and handjobs are worthless too.
So, jerking off is indeed way fucking better, and virgin anons shouldn't feel bad for missing sex. They should feel bad for missing great sex, which is not usual.
Man stop trying to please her so hard, shes probably taking you for granted. you should be able to do the stuff you enjoy aswell. that might just awake the attention craving princess and will get her off her phone
All girls say you're the best they ever had, if a bitch is in love you could blow on her pussy and she'd be ready too blow. Just keeo it real, don't cater to her too much or she'll think you're a bitch.
I'm way too selfish too keep that game up for long, eventually i just want to play vidya or watch what i want and just say fuck it bitch i hope you like basketball cause i do.
>I feel i always try to be a good boyfriend, i always compliment her, i let her do what she wants even if i really don't want to (such as living in an other country together for 2 months) , i make her breakfast and lunch while she sits in bed on her damn phone. A lot of the time while i'm with her i just wish i was alone so i can play video games
You're too easy. You're a sure thing. Women are entitled creatures, and when you feed into that entitlement, it swells into infinity.
When two people are in a relationship, the one who cares the least has the most power. Stop caring so damn much, she's obviously either a bitch or you've made yourself too uninteresting. I imagine it's the latter, in which case you can start pulling her towards you rather than chase after her.
If you just care less and think of her as a fuck buddy, you are way less emotionally involved, and she'll start trying to please you.
>All girls say you're the best they ever had
I'm well aware of that.
>don't cater to her too much or she'll think you're a bitch.
You're telling this to the wrong guy man. I have her in the palm of my hand. I just don't think it's very decent to let her travel for 4 hours to get here only for me to sit with my headset and play games. Sometimes, I will do that, but it's rude to do it constantly.
>not having your gf also be your best friend
It's like you guys want your relationships to end in a flaming wreck
>3 years and going strong
Feels good man.
>implying best friends who happen to be QT DTF grills grow on trees
Bro. I'm fucking trying here, okay?
She lives in another city. Long distance and shit. A weekend here, a long weekend there.
Your girlfriend is projecting her innerself onto you. All that negativity is born within her. She feels that way all the time and needs to bring you down to make herself feel better. She spits on your candle to make hers burn brighter as they say. Dumb her ass and find someone that RESPECTS you. Move on. Life is way to short.
yeah, i would kind of enjoy that, and so would all my friends, but
>>682639888 is wright. it must be noted, that she was my first girlfriend , so i don't know how to dump her...
Because, anon, life is a depressing thing to think about. A day will come where the people you care most about will be gone. You will no longer be able to hug them, or kiss them, tell them you love them, laugh, joke, or just talk to when you need someone to talk to. Its inevitable and we all know it. We all know that one day we'll take our last breath. You spend your life working for other people and making their lives wealthier and easier, just so you can die one day and they replace you as if you were nothing.
So to answer your question, we all know we're on our way to an unexpected end, but atleast you can have someone to make the trip there a little less shitty, and you can enjoy eachothers company, and actually feel like someone benifits you as much as you benifit them, and eont be so quick to replace you as if you meant nothing.
it's a distraction from the dull reality of loneliness....only until it wears off and you're left back at zero. sex becomes stale, and her annoying bullshit mixed with your annoying bullshit ruins the relationship. I'll never get married, fuck that shit.
fuck, it makes so much sense. you're right anon,about everithing. she has no father, he left her and her mom when she was still little, so she has no father figure. the problem now is how i go by dumping her, she told me a lot of times that she will kill herself , but she said it with a smile on her face , so it could not have been true, but the tought of her killing herself over being left is horrible
Most people are awful human beings that can't have novel or interesting reactions with people they encounter throughout life.
So they date somebody because they are lonely and end up compromising with that person until they've given up on their own dreams and are just existing.
The ideal relationship is one where you and your partner have your own life, goals, and dreams yet still revolve around each other effortlessly.
Anything less is a special kind of hell.
>hang out with plants
In all seriousness, why don't you have a side bitch slampig?
It's just how women are, OP. They'll use sex appeal to get your attention, sex to keep you, all the while financially draining you just to keep them around. Think about it: apart from sex, what does a man really get out of a relationship? You're blowing all of your money on her, while she's SAVING all of the money she makes, because all she has to do is starfish in bed for you. She'll do that with any other man.
here it is. she once put me in a teorethical situation. she told me" what if i'ts not that i don't love you anymore ,what if i never loved you, and before i met you i was in love with someone else. i can't control my feelings, but i did nothing to fulfill that love of mine, how would you comment ? " this was a messege she sent me a month ago, she didn't want to tell me what it was all about, she told me it was just "a test" .....
yeah, it was a couple of days before a important exam for geting into medical school in my country. i could not concentrate to learn anything for that exam. when i didn't pass it, she told me it was all my fault
>w-why should I pay for any of those things?
>YOU'RE the man! YOU'RE supposed to provide for me!
>Fine, I'm leaving for some other guy. He makes more money than you and knows how to treat [spoil] a woman.
Why deal with the hassle?
It's the luck of the draw, I guess. I've had a few shitty girlfriends and even some unbearable ones. But I've been with the same girl now for 3 years, we rarely argue and when we do we're open enough to just face up and talk about it. She pays for her shit, I pay for mine and we both get each other gifts. Sex has always been great because she was repressed for years and now tries shit out as I suggest. I think the key is just to not completely commit until you're sure you can spend a shit load of time with the girl without petty bullshit coming into play. If the girl can't wait that long for you to decide, then you already have your answer. Just don't be a scorned faggot because you haven't found someone decent
Life dealing with a woman is a BITCH. People always say, "a relationship is hard work," and while that may be true, I have to ask myself: why go through with it? Again, other than sex (which depreciates after a while), what does a man get out of a relationship? For that matter, what does a man get out of a marriage?
I've been in a relationship for 5 years now and I've never been so happy. We get along great, we're in love, we have fun together, have fun apart, great sex life, we fight but not often. If you feel the way you do OP it's because YOUR relationship sucks.
you're right anon, i always say i will dump her and get on with my life but i just don't have the guts, but i will try.Thanks for everything anons, all of you really helped me, i just hope this end quicly, she is like a tumor for my well being, i will cut her off
i tried to leave my ex 3 times, before i finally pulled it off. Basicly she would break down and threaten with suicide every damn time. She guilt tripped me into staying, and in some ways i liked her.
One morning i kissed her goodbye as she went to work, i snapped and started packing all my shit. 2 hours later i was living with my grandmother. Bitch didn't kill herself, she got a new boyfriend a month later.
>suicide is an excuse to make you stay
>>tfw you realize they're a waste of time and money
>>tfw all they do is bitch and whine
you know what's NOT a waste of money?
a fleshlight collection
they NEVER kill themselves
it's a ploy
Going to have to agree with OP whole-heartedly on this one.
The only real reason any man should desire a woman is to fulfill sexual desires. Besides being receptacles for our children, women serve absolutely no purpose
I will write what others don't dare to write...
Many of us masturbate because of no woman.
Masturbation is a much tighter grip on your penis than any non-virgin pussy will ever be. If you masturbated a lot, all women feel so fucking loose that u feel nothing.
Christ you guys need to go the fuck out and meet new women. One or two bad girls in your life and
>bawww it's hopeless
>all womyn are bitches
>I'm just gonna stay inside and play vidya all day and let go of what little motivation I had to begin with
Fucking pathetic. Go and find someone worthwhile, instead of reluctantly planting yourself with the first twit that spreads her legs for you and then being sour that it turns out to be a waste of time.
Its funny how you all wanted a gf earlier as possible (durr im 13 and i have a gf look at me!'' and now you regret about it. Thats cause a gf is for a serious relationship, family aspirations and shit, not just a pussy or a trophy like you all believe. Now u cant have a serious relationship cause u fucked urself with kids ideas of what a relation is, deal with it.
So lets say that I've fapped for at least once a day for the past 12 years, with no sex in between. How long would you recon i'd have to stop fapping in order to get past the death grip?
Girlfriends are easy. Just don't put the pussy on a pedestal. Make them work to earn your affection just like you put in time to earn theirs.
And if a GF thinks she's hot shit, fuck her good, keep the nudes, then dump her.
I'm no stranger to jacking off and I find fucking much more pleasurable the tugging one out. The problem is with the women you're fucking, your small pecker or you're just guessing because you've never touched a puss in your life.
see, I've got this system fucking beat.
There should only be ONE transaction between male and female.
ONE exchange of currency.
Sex for money. That's it. Soooo fucking simple. Get an escort, fuck her, leave. Go back next pay. You spend less than you would on some other bitch and STILL get laid. What the fuck is difficult about that?
inb4 stds and shit, but half you faggots who support women and shit don't think about how many cocks have been in that mouth you're kissing. Fuckin cucks.
Exactly. Ever since I started fucking prostitutes, I've stopped caring about relationships and such. Can't wait until full-blown robo-waifus are a thing.
>tfw I'm actually thinking I want a sexy trap
>mostly because it'd be like a girl and the only bad thing is the dick
Go on bro, i believe in you. Im much happier now, i reconnected with my friends as well.